What is the weirdest thing that you have said about yourself? Simple thread. Just post them, and any background story about it.
For me, both came last night. I said of myself "I like to think of myself as a Mexican masked wrestler of evil." I have no idea why I said this, all I know is that it was written on a peice of paper in my handwriting this morning, and was attributed to me. I'm guessing it had something to do with the festivities of last night, but I dont remember what. :(
Nothing I say about myself is weird. :(
Then dont post in my thread about saying weird things about yourself.:(
"I look like Fate".
I lol'd, then when I thought about it, realized that my standards for lollin were quite low.:(
Then I realized that there was actually someone named 'lolin and that made me lol even more.:(
Wait, why is everyone Fate? :o
Fate paradox :(
One day, I told myself that I was beautiful enough to fly. I didn't like a faceful of dirt when I jumped off the trampoline.
But that makes me sound ugly. :(
I've said a lot of weird things about myself.
I still do.
I once said that I was a Nazi. But, that's neither wierd nor false. Huh.
I've said I was (nearly) a feminist.
Which is basically true.
I'm ambiguous in every way aside from physical appearance.
And I'm only slightly ambiguous in that regard.
"I'm fatter on the inside than the outside."
See, even though I look like a heavy guy, I still weigh more than you'd think.
"I have a cat on my head!"
Thats basically how I describe the big blob of red on the top of my head that my mother tried to dye. The rest of my hair is brunette/black o_o;
"I'm really glad I'm not male"
We were having a meal in a pub and I said it in response to a list of particularly undesirable qualities (personality- and mentality-wise) that the average man has (it's actualy a fairly accurate list - most men are dicks - but certainly not qualities attributable to me).
That little group of friends has graced me with the title of "token hermaphrodite" now, you've gotta love it, lol
I once said that I was related to Hitler. That would be scary if I was.:(
I hope I'm not. But anyway... This came up in a lunch room discusion about Hitler not being dead, and living in the swiss alps and terrorizing mountain goats. Hiltler's searching for goats with blond hair and blue eyes! It's a goat holocaust!
Yeah, and most women are vindictive whores.
It's a stereotype. You shouldn't have to defend anything because chances are, if you're arguing with someone who truly believes all men are dicks, then they're probably to ignorant to even understand whatever it is you're saying.