My Anus is Bleeding




Posted by Lord of Spam

Have any of you had blood come out of your ***? And if so, was it in large amounts? I'm asking this for no reason.




Posted by Zeta

The title edit makes this thread better.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, never. I think you should see a doctor. Seriously.




Posted by Ant

Is it a slight leak? Or is it explosive?




Posted by PhlyntheKT

[COLOR="White"]****ing gross.

Oh, and shut up, Phly.[/COLOR]
Yeah I have alot of weird stories.




Posted by brownoystercult

After I ate a ****load of Hot Cheetos, my poop was red. But I've never had blood come out of my *******.




Posted by The Judge

One time I did. I wrote a blog about it, don't you remember?

Unlike me, I hope you die from it though.




Posted by Slade

Ha, I lol'd when I saw this thread because I assumed that Judge made it.




Posted by The Judge

...**** you.




Posted by brownoystercult

I wonder what the hell you guys do to make your butthole bleed.




Posted by The Judge

I don't know. I think a massive ammount of food lumped up and came out about the size of a tennis ball. Hurt like hell.




Posted by Slade

Everyone got together for a gay orgy.


Not including me.




Posted by Ant

LoS probably has his reasons. Probably shoving too many tacos up there. Something gay no doubt though.




Posted by Slade

That made me really hungry for tacos, and that's scary.


Yeah, gay. No doubt.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

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Posted by Ant

Sweet sweet tacos...mmmm...




Posted by Darksong X

CHOMP




Posted by Dreadnought

nice 'Rejected' reference.

I never bled, but [URL="http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/t164573-dont-think-will-ever-able-adopt-kids.html"]this kid did.

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Posted by mis0

Uh, no. Change your oil every 3,000 mi, and check your air filter, LoS. :(




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Slade: Ha, I lol'd when I saw this thread because I assumed that Judge made it.


This made it worthwhile, as it elicited a hearty lol from me.



Posted by Slade

WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING MY POSTS




Posted by Ant

f[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]ckin n[COLOR="White"]i[/COLOR]ggers




Posted by Slade

click talk




Posted by Ant

ugga chugga




Posted by sabre

Probably just haemmorhoids.




Posted by ExoXile

Does it hurt?




Posted by Ant

WHAT DO YOU THINK!? OF COURSE BLOOD COMING OUT OF HIS AS[COLOR="White"]S[/COLOR] IS GOING TO HURT!




Posted by ExoXile

Idk. If you get REALLY wasted I don't think it would.
Maybe, idk tho..... :(




Posted by Jesse Smith

Next time you go #2, fill the area there and see if there's...ahem...stuff sticking out there. It might be hemorrhoids, aka blood vessels/veins sticking out. Yes, I've had those before. That was the cause of my bleading.




Posted by Lord of Spam

K, so the blood clotted, and it ended up sealing my arse shut.

Now I cant poo at all.:( [spoiler]Also, I pray to *** that the people that seemt o be taking this seriously realize that this was an edit of a completely different thread.[/spoiler]




Posted by Klarth

Go see a doctor, man. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wow, if you're telling the truth that's really disgusting. And yeah, go to a ****ing doctor.




Posted by Lord of Spam

K, so I poo'd out the blood clot. problem is that it took the bottom part of my large intestine with it. Now there is a continual leak of ****e and blood from my pooper.:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

...




Posted by The Judge

owned




Posted by ExoXile

Hurting, still?




Posted by Jesse Smith

Ouch!!! Do your parents even know about this??!!!!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

his parents are dead you *******.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Wow, jesse, way to make me feel bad.

As if my body trying to jetison all my organs through my ******* wasnt bad enough, you have to rub my face in the fact that I recently lost my parents? Wow, you suck.:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

What a ****ing a[COLOR="White"]ssh[/COLOR]ole.


No pun intended.




Posted by Jesse Smith

er, I had no idea!!!!!!




Posted by Lord of Spam

You should make me a co-admin so that I dont sue you.:(




Posted by Ant

Things getting any better yet? Probably not.




Posted by Dreadnought

Wait, if you are bleeding from behind, why are you posting? Surely you are befouling your interweb shrine?




Posted by Lord of Spam

I have an elaborate system of hoses carrying it away; its all good.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: its all gold.


idiot.



Posted by Lord of Spam

no u




Posted by ExoXile

Are you sure it's not red-cölöred poo?




Posted by Shin-Ra

[QUOTE=ExoXile]c




Posted by Zeta

It's not a good idea to fuck Swedes. You could get cancer... in the penis.




Posted by Lord of Spam

If there is ANY part of me I want to keep cancer free, its teh wangx0rz.




Posted by Zeta

Then stay away from Swedes.

Another interesting note: Screwing a Norweigan chick can increase your potency.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Interesting. What of Finland?




Posted by Zeta

Increases length, but only if you screw a guy. Your wang'll shrivel up if you screw a Finnish chick.

So stay away from Finland.




Posted by Lord of Spam

How much of an increase are we talking here? Like, making it porn quality after one bout of buttsekz? And does it work if you have sex with a trap?

So many questions.:(




Posted by Zeta

1 inch of growth per ejaculation. And if trap means condom, then no. Sry, Fate.


oh wai-




Posted by Lord of Spam

No, trap as in transvestite. A man with boobs (not like ant lol).




Posted by Zeta

That'll work, if they still have penis. You're the one that has to get stuffed.




Posted by Lord of Spam

OH, woah, screw that.




Posted by Zeta

Screwing an underage girl has the same effect as getting screwed by a Finnish guy.

WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE LIKE LOLI SO MUCH? LOL




Posted by The Judge

Zeta knows a lot about sexual exploration around the globe.




Posted by Lord of Spam

[center]ZETA

Globe Trotting Ass Pilferer[/center]




Posted by The Judge

Combined with your sig, it made it very funny.