Have any of you had blood come out of your ***? And if so, was it in large amounts? I'm asking this for no reason.
The title edit makes this thread better.
No, never. I think you should see a doctor. Seriously.
Is it a slight leak? Or is it explosive?
[COLOR="White"]****ing gross.
Oh, and shut up, Phly.[/COLOR]
Yeah I have alot of weird stories.
After I ate a ****load of Hot Cheetos, my poop was red. But I've never had blood come out of my *******.
One time I did. I wrote a blog about it, don't you remember?
Unlike me, I hope you die from it though.
Ha, I lol'd when I saw this thread because I assumed that Judge made it.
...**** you.
I wonder what the hell you guys do to make your butthole bleed.
I don't know. I think a massive ammount of food lumped up and came out about the size of a tennis ball. Hurt like hell.
Everyone got together for a gay orgy.
Not including me.
LoS probably has his reasons. Probably shoving too many tacos up there. Something gay no doubt though.
That made me really hungry for tacos, and that's scary.
Yeah, gay. No doubt.
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Sweet sweet tacos...mmmm...
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nice 'Rejected' reference.
I never bled, but [URL="http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/t164573-dont-think-will-ever-able-adopt-kids.html"]this kid did.
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Uh, no. Change your oil every 3,000 mi, and check your air filter, LoS. :(
WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING MY POSTS
f[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]ckin n[COLOR="White"]i[/COLOR]ggers
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Probably just haemmorhoids.
Does it hurt?
WHAT DO YOU THINK!? OF COURSE BLOOD COMING OUT OF HIS AS[COLOR="White"]S[/COLOR] IS GOING TO HURT!
Idk. If you get REALLY wasted I don't think it would.
Maybe, idk tho..... :(
Next time you go #2, fill the area there and see if there's...ahem...stuff sticking out there. It might be hemorrhoids, aka blood vessels/veins sticking out. Yes, I've had those before. That was the cause of my bleading.
K, so the blood clotted, and it ended up sealing my arse shut.
Now I cant poo at all.:( [spoiler]Also, I pray to *** that the people that seemt o be taking this seriously realize that this was an edit of a completely different thread.[/spoiler]
Go see a doctor, man. :(
Wow, if you're telling the truth that's really disgusting. And yeah, go to a ****ing doctor.
K, so I poo'd out the blood clot. problem is that it took the bottom part of my large intestine with it. Now there is a continual leak of ****e and blood from my pooper.:(
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Hurting, still?
Ouch!!! Do your parents even know about this??!!!!
his parents are dead you *******.
Wow, jesse, way to make me feel bad.
As if my body trying to jetison all my organs through my ******* wasnt bad enough, you have to rub my face in the fact that I recently lost my parents? Wow, you suck.:(
What a ****ing a[COLOR="White"]ssh[/COLOR]ole.
No pun intended.
er, I had no idea!!!!!!
You should make me a co-admin so that I dont sue you.:(
Things getting any better yet? Probably not.
Wait, if you are bleeding from behind, why are you posting? Surely you are befouling your interweb shrine?
I have an elaborate system of hoses carrying it away; its all good.
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Are you sure it's not red-cölöred poo?
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It's not a good idea to fuck Swedes. You could get cancer... in the penis.
If there is ANY part of me I want to keep cancer free, its teh wangx0rz.
Then stay away from Swedes.
Another interesting note: Screwing a Norweigan chick can increase your potency.
Interesting. What of Finland?
Increases length, but only if you screw a guy. Your wang'll shrivel up if you screw a Finnish chick.
So stay away from Finland.
How much of an increase are we talking here? Like, making it porn quality after one bout of buttsekz? And does it work if you have sex with a trap?
So many questions.:(
1 inch of growth per ejaculation. And if trap means condom, then no. Sry, Fate.
oh wai-
No, trap as in transvestite. A man with boobs (not like ant lol).
That'll work, if they still have penis. You're the one that has to get stuffed.
OH, woah, screw that.
Screwing an underage girl has the same effect as getting screwed by a Finnish guy.
WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE LIKE LOLI SO MUCH? LOL
Zeta knows a lot about sexual exploration around the globe.
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Combined with your sig, it made it very funny.