*Disclaimer for Idiots*

Posted by Dreadnought

This is all said in the 'Rules' thread, but since nobody seems to read it, some of this bears repeating.

In Darkness Advanced, anything and everything is subject to ridicule, derision, mockery and general sneerage. This warning, while applicable to all, holds doubly true to new posters, renowned idiots, and members of the rest of the site.
If you do stupid things in DA, people will remember. You can't just post here, make an arse of yourself, then come back a week later and make threads without expecting to be treated with the scorn you deserve.

[COLOR=DimGray]Vampiro is a poopshooter.[/COLOR]

Posted by Lord of Spam

I lol'd, but it was a cheap, hollow lol, not unlike the love of a prostitute.

Then I noticed that prostitute has the word tit in it, and fap'd and lol'd.

Posted by The Judge

How easy you are to please.

Dread speaks the truth. The Darkness remembers those who have wronged it. The darkness takes revenge.

Posted by Lord of Spam

Sexually?

Cuz I'm up for some rapin'.

Posted by Dreadnought

RAPE! PILLAGE! BURN THE WEAKLINGS, FOR THE GLORY OF ALLFADR ODIN!

Posted by Lord of Spam

Seconded, but substituting Loki for Odin.

Posted by Klarth

Substituting Loli for Loki.

Posted by sniper

You wouldn't want the sort of rape darkness brings. It largely involves the carotid artery.

Posted by Klarth


Posted by Lord of Spam

Quoting sniper: You wouldn't want the sort of rape darkness brings. It largely involves the carotid artery.


Blood as lube?
Posted by Dreadnought

Anal C[COLOR=Black]un[/COLOR]t for the fail.

Posted by The Judge

It involves barb wire

Posted by Dreadnought

and a windlass.

Posted by The Judge

and a burnt girl in a hospital bed rising out of hell while the Grim Reaper dances about happily in the blood of the faithful.

Posted by Dreadnought

'Faithful'? Since when has there been a DA death-cult? Why wasn't I invited?

Posted by The Judge

I was talking about the faiths against us.

And you are invited. You can be our ambassador.

Posted by Klarth

Can I be the evil ambassador?

Posted by Dreadnought

If you're the Ambassador to a Darkness Advanced death-cult, it goes with the territory.

Posted by PhlyntheKT

Quoting Dreadnought: This is all said in the 'Rules' thread, but since nobody seems to read it, some of this bears repeating.

In Darkness Advanced, anything and everything is subject to ridicule, derision, mockery and general sneerage. This warning, while applicable to all, holds doubly true to new posters, renowned idiots, and members of the rest of the site.
If you do stupid things in DA, people will remember. You can't just post here, make an arse of yourself, then come back a week later and make threads without expecting to be treated with the scorn you deserve.

[COLOR=DimGray]Vampiro is a poopshooter.[/COLOR]

So what makes you think that I read that?
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: Vampiro is a poopshooter.


HEY **** YOU
Posted by The Judge

Disclamer: Phything is not allowed to post here

Posted by Dreadnought

Addendum: PhlyntheKTEER is not allowed to IM myself or anyone from Darkness Advanced in reference to his fair and just ostracision.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I agree with this. It has only happened once, but that's one time too many.

Posted by Lord of Spam

ProTip: When you're shooting poop, ask yourself.

What would Vampiro do?

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

"WWVD"



edit: i ****ing bol'd at VD because I'm immature.

Posted by The Judge

He keeps IMing me and I keep telling him to shut up, but don't have the heart to block him.

Posted by Dreadnought

We should block him from life.

Posted by Klarth

Disclaimer for idiots:

You are an idiot

Posted by The Judge

2 posts in 3 hours. Cmon guys.

Posted by PhlyntheKT

If you mean me, its because I'm always so busy.

Posted by The Judge

No, I meant earlier today.

EDIT: Yesterday

Posted by Darksong X

I have not been contacted. This is probably because I show up as often as a Mid-Boss, and create an effect similar to one.