Actor Avs




Posted by The Judge


Zeta gets Charlie Sheen.

The rest of you can appoint them yourselves or wait for my offerings.




Posted by PhlyntheKT

Original-I want one but not a comedian and I need it to be cropped to 150x150 or 30kbs or whatever the newbie avatar limit is...
Edit-Do you know who the guy from Mortal Kombat the movie who played Rayden. That's who I want.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting The Judge: Zeta gets Charlie Sheen.


Why does Zeta get Charlie Sheen?



Posted by Lord of Spam

Waiting for suggestion.




Posted by Zeta

Ryan Stiles?[/randomsuggestion]




Posted by The Judge

LoS: Jeff Goldblum


Zeta, you get Charlie Sheen because you do. Feel free to do something different, but I say you get Charlie Sheen. Edit avatar immediately.

Sniper gets Kiefer Sutherland


Vampiro gets Dave Attell


More to come.




Posted by Zeta

Very well, but I demand that Goofy Time pic as compensation. I'd like it to go with my Goofy avatar when I switch back to that.




Posted by Stalolin

groucho marx plz




Posted by sniper

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/sunaipakun/goofytime.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Crazy K

Who shall I get?




Posted by The Judge



K, I want to say Chris Farley but that's just be mean, so I'm thinking Shane West:





Posted by Crazy K

Ill use Chris Farley. I really don't mind. Or maybe Sean Bean?




Posted by The Judge

Most excellent.




Posted by Pit

I get the burger king guy




Posted by The Judge

The King.

How fitting.




Posted by Dexter

I want Clive!




Posted by Lord of Spam

LOOK AT ME GUYS

I"M CONFORMING




Posted by The Judge


YESSSSSSSSS

OBEY MY SICK WILL




Posted by Lord of Spam

Watch it, bro.

Fast cat is but a few clicks away.




Posted by sniper

See sig.




Posted by The Judge

We're not being nonconformists.

See, the other day I was talking about how great it'd be to see Bill Murray in the Da Vinci code as opposed to Tom Hanks. Then I just started going on and on about Bill Murray. Then I made him my av, and Joe did Tom Hanks. And now it's spread.




Posted by Dexter

Clive owns you all!

"Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself."




Posted by The Judge

*shove*




Posted by Dexter

Clive shouldn't shave so often. I want to see what he'd look like with more facial hair. That would super sexify him.




Posted by Slade

Hmm.. shall I use Tom Cruise?




Posted by The Judge

George Clooney.




Posted by sniper

Actually, my last post was referring to myself. Fag.




Posted by The Judge

OH

3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get3000 get

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/penisbanner.png[/IMG]




Posted by Dreadnought

Christopher Lee




Posted by Dreadnought

Actually no, screw that. John Glover.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Dibs on Harrison Ford!




Posted by Dreadnought

[IMG]http://www.johnglover.info/smallville/exodus_screencaps/exo26.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Klarth

**** it, I'm using Hugo Weaving.




Posted by Dreadnought

Oh ***, WHY THAT PIC?




Posted by Klarth

Remove the "of blackness" from your title or I'll do something nasty.

Can anyone suggest someone better than Hugo Weaving? I think he's pretty **** good, but I wanna have Judge's opinion.




Posted by The Judge

Sorta fits you actually. Well played.




Posted by sniper

Needs more female a actors. Crazy K, take Roseanne Arnold.




Posted by Dreadnought

Whoopi Goldberg.




Posted by The Judge

Reese Witherspoon




Posted by Klarth

Rosie o'Donnel




Posted by Dreadnought

Richard Simmons.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wow, my suggested actor was ****ing ****ty.

He's not even a real actor.




Posted by The Judge

Then take Keifer Sutherland from Lost Boys. Mike doesn't want it.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Sloppy sniper left-overs? Sweet.




Posted by The Judge

or Keanu Reeves. He's pretty grim.

Preferrably from the Watchers.




Posted by Ant

BILL MURRAY IS A VAMPIRE




Posted by The Judge

That he is




Posted by Dexter

Vamp is Martin Short.

Ant is Richard Gere.




Posted by Ant

Ugh, I dislike Richard Gere for the most part and the movies he has been in :(




Posted by Dexter

Someone's gotta be the sarcastic lawyer.

Then be Gary Oldman.




Posted by Ant

Steve Buscemi it is




Posted by Dexter

Nicely done. I knew my advice would get you somewhere!

Remember Crazy Eyes?




Posted by The Judge

Now only Vampiro is the moron faggot




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=The Judge]Now only Vampiro is the moron faggot

don't single him out




Posted by Zeta

BANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGON
BANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGON
BANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGON
DEVELOPERSBANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGON
BANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGONBANDWAGON




Posted by The Judge

And you, whom I already provided a picture for. Idiot.

Mike I suppose gets V Delay.

Also, Misoxeny needs Bruce Willis or Uma Thurman.




EDIT: Zeta shut up




Posted by Crazy K

Someone needs Steven Segal. ;)




Posted by The Judge

ACTUALLY!

Vampiro gets Anthony Hopkins:





Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Someone make it avatar size for me, thx.




Posted by Ant

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/AntmanMadness/AnthonyHopkinssmall.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

It manages to make me lol, therefore I shall use it.




Posted by Darksong X

Excellent. The game is on.

although i'm thinking I might want to switch Tom Hanks for Keifer Sutherland...




Posted by Klarth

I think we should have an actress bandwagon next. Deal?

also, Dread fails for having "of blackness" in his title and for using a screencap from a movie. Make him stop. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Movie? Looks like a TV show to me. A Superman TV show. A Superman TV show named Smallville, perhaps?




Posted by Klarth

It's still a screencap. The criteria are that it's just an actor, not the character they're portraying. :(

And his title makes me sad every time I see it. :(




Posted by Dreadnought

You can bite me anytime. John Glover deserves the addition. :cool:

Besides, I'm pretty sure its a screen cap from 'Dead by Midnight'.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh, well **** that. I would have let it slide if it was from Smallville, but now that I know it's not, change it.


[IMG]http://img.theatermania.com/news/images/6070a.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Klarth

edit: **** what i said, use vamp's




Posted by Dreadnought

'pretty sure' happens to mean 'dead wrong' in this case. My bad.

I'll change it later if I can be arsed to do so.




Posted by Dexter

I say we start the females on Friday.




Posted by Ant

Sounds good.




Posted by The Judge

Saturday. That's when I started up with Bill Murray, and he deserves a full week.




Posted by Dexter

Saturday it is. First come, first serve.




Posted by The Judge

No reserving?




Posted by Dexter

I don't think so. Better to surprise or be recommended someone. Your the boss, though, so whatever you say goes.




Posted by The Judge

You get Uma Thurman. Suits you.




Posted by sabre


Quoting Ant: Steve Buscemi it is

I thought your dude was Robert Llewellyn at a glance.



Posted by The Judge

NO SENSE IN READING HIS USER TITLE




Posted by Dexter


Quoting Sabredog: I thought your dude was Robert Llewellyn at a glance.


CHANGE YOUR AVATAR TO DANIEL RADCLIFFE OR JAKE GYLLENHAAL OR GET OFF MY INTERNETS! :mad:



Posted by sabre


Quoting The Judge: NO SENSE IN READING HIS USER TITLE

Hence "at a glance," dunce. >:0



Posted by Dexter

You are throwing off our actor avatar groovation, Dishy! Scroll down this thread and you'll see you are an oddity. Fix it! :mad:




Posted by Dreadnought

I'm a moron and I should fix my avatar.




Posted by The Judge

First thing I look at is user title.

Yeah, that's right.




Posted by Klarth

He's a moron and he should fix his avatar.




Posted by gundelhell_wielder

[COLOR="Black"]So, I got a ramdom actor and put him in my avatar.
SO now Judge,which actor do I get?[/COLOR]




Posted by Klarth

Sylvester Stallone is fine.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Can we declare our actress choices yet?

I want Natalie Portman.

:)




Posted by Zeta

I want Halle Berry.

... Oh. Wait. No, I don't.




Posted by gundelhell_wielder

[IMG]http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2185/copyofdraw*****rly7en.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Axis

Mind giving me a suggestion?




Posted by gundelhell_wielder

[IMG]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/974/fuku6cv.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X


Quoting Axis: Mind giving me a suggestion?

[IMG]http://www.achievement.org/images/scart/atv014_med.jpg[/IMG]

Robert DeNiro!
(You may have to resize the image slightly)

;)



Posted by Lord of Spam

I want aneglina jolie... in the pooper.

srsly, for actresses, I call Angelina Jolie from the movie Hackers.




Posted by Dexter

No, not Robert. No one should be him for reasons that are obvious. Axis should be Paul Giamatti.




Posted by Ant



Personally, I'd say Michael Keaton.




Posted by Lord of Spam

SHUT UP, DONNIE. YOU'RE LIKE A CHILD WHO HAS WANDERED INTO AN ADULT CONVERSATION.




Posted by Dexter


Quoting Lord of Spam: srsly, for actresses, I call Angelina Jolie


[IMG]http://www.memorabletv.com/images/l_1730789.jpg[/IMG]

Hack your Clive, bby!



Posted by Crazy K

[Quote=Klarth]I think we should have an actress bandwagon next. Deal?

I call dibs on Keira Knightley. ;)




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Dexter: [IMG]http://www.memorabletv.com/images/l_1730789.jpg[/IMG]

Hack your Clive, bby!


I dont know what thats from, and I dont care. Hackers was better.

HACK THE GIBSON.



Posted by Dexter

Hackers was vastly inferior because it didn't have Clive! Without Clive, you won't have decent chemistry!




Posted by Lord of Spam

Hackers= awesome technobable, random hacker culture references, and awesome characters.

Clive= some lameass dude. Not even all that great looking.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Crazy K: I call dibs on Keira Knighley. ;)


****er. I wanted her. Ah well, I'm also thinking of perhaps Rachel Leigh Cook. But I'm not sure.



Posted by Zeta

I don't know any female actresses, really. Because I don't pay attention to them, because they should be in the kitchen




Posted by The Judge

I give him Steve Martin.

As for actress I want Kirsten Dunst in Interview with a Vampire.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Zeta: I don't know any female actresses, really. Because I don't pay attention to them, because they should be in the kitchen


qft



Posted by Dexter

I liked Keira Knightley in Bend it like Beckham and whenever she's with Clive.

[IMG]http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/kingarthur/images/kingarthur_12.jpg[/IMG]

Knight me sir Owen! :link:




Posted by Lord of Spam

I like how his head is completely unarmored.

CALLED SHOT TO THE HEAD.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Dexter: I liked Keira Knightley in Bend it like Beckham and whenever she's with Clive.

[IMG]http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/kingarthur/images/kingarthur_12.jpg[/IMG]

Knight me sir Owen! :link:


*** ****it...CLIVE...CLIVEEEEEEEEEE...owen. What hasn't this man done?

Also, wtf is does "qft" mean?



Posted by Axis


Quoting Ant: *** ****it...CLIVE...CLIVEEEEEEEEEE...owen. What hasn't this man done?

Also, wtf is does "qft" mean?

QFT - Quoted For Truth


...or is some gaming forums, I've seen it as Quit ****ing trolling. But mostly the former.



Posted by Slade

[Quote=The Judge]George Clooney.
It is finished.




Posted by Ant

Hey Axis and Slade, you gotta change your title too!




Posted by Dexter

...and you all need quotes in your signatures!




Posted by Zeta

Got one. Now which movie is it from?




Posted by Dexter

HOT SHOTS!




Posted by Zeta

****, that didn't take as long as I thought it would.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Axis: QFT - Quoted For Truth


...or is some gaming forums, I've seen it as Quit ****ing trolling. But mostly the former.


Actually, it amuses me to notice that either work in responce to that thread. howeverl, I was going the quoted for truth route.

Sometimes *****es just need to fall on a doorknob every now and then.



Posted by Zeta

LoS's avatar makes me want to watch Jurassic Park.




Posted by Lord of Spam

You bastard.

Now i want to watch it, but dont have it in my dorm room. And there is NO way in hell that I'm driving home jsut to see it.




Posted by Zeta

I now have a DVD of it playing on my computer. :)




Posted by Lord of Spam

I hope you die tonight.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Dibs on Kate Beckinsale.




Posted by The Judge

I am going to edit a quote into my signature




Posted by Slade


Quoting The Judge: I am going to start a trend landslide

QFT, mate


Anyone have a George Clooney quote handy?



Posted by The Judge

"Hi, I'm George Clooney."




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Something from Batman.




Posted by Slade

...Everyone already knows who he is.


think you're clever



Edit: @ Judge




Posted by The Judge

"Hi, I'm Bruce Wayne."




Posted by Slade

It's okay now.




Posted by Dexter

George Clooney wasn't even in Batman Forever. That was Val Kilmer. George was in Batman & Robin.

I saw George in Return of the Killer Tomatoes! the other day and giggled because I totally forgot he was in there. "That's the bravest thing I've ever seen a vegetable do." or "Product placement!" are two good quotes to use.

[IMG]http://www.sightssounds.net/images/return46.jpg[/IMG]




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: "That's the bravest thing I've ever seen a vegetable do."


Bam.



Posted by Dreadnought

Dibs on Sigourney Weaver.




Posted by Klarth

I am bored now




Posted by Dreadnought

I may re-use this avatar sometime in the future, actually.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wow, only a few more days left. Way to ****ing ruin it, you fags.




Posted by Klarth

Hugo Weaving was ****ing me off :(




Posted by Ant

British people ruin everything...




Posted by Dreadnought

**** straight. Global domination, anyone? Imperial standard of measurement?
A f[COLOR=Black]u[/COLOR]cking ridiculous language?




Posted by sabre


Quoting Dexter: I liked Keira Knightley in Bend it like Beckham and whenever she's with Clive.

[IMG]http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/kingarthur/images/kingarthur_12.jpg[/IMG]

Knight me sir Owen! :link:
Knights can't knight other people. Only the monarch.



[quote=Dreadnought]**** straight. Global domination, anyone? Imperial standard of measurement?
A ****ing ridiculous language?Are you deliberately coming up with examples which the US is even more guilty of?



Posted by Lord of Spam

I want to use metric, but its the morons around me that dont get it.:(




Posted by Dreadnought

Well spotted, dabresog.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I don't understand why the States refused to use the metric system. Whatever they use seems like a pain in the ***. I mean, is there anything even below an inch (that's not "lol 1/4 of an inch!")?




Posted by The Judge

it's centimeters, milimeters, etc. We have smaller divisions that no one uses.

YOU GUYZ ARE JUST AFRAID OF CHANGE.




Posted by nich

I call Clint.




Posted by Crazy K

Someone needs to have Steven Seagal NOW!!!




Posted by The Judge

I thought someone already had him.




Posted by Ant

owned.




Posted by The Judge

Do not copy my posting style. Only I may post like that.

Owned.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting The Judge: Do not copy my posting style. Only I may post like that.


I've been posting a few Pro Tips as of late.



Posted by The Judge

And while they are commendable, they still fall short of mine.

Pro-tip: Don't bother.




Posted by Ant

Interesting Fact: The Judge wrote the book on cool. Sadly it sold no copies.




Posted by Darksong X

He prefers to give his lessons on Cool in person anyways.




Posted by Dexter

I'm wondering where Vin Diesel is. I heard that when he goes in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Vin Diesel.




Posted by Ant

Cause Chuck Norris is lame.




Posted by Dexter

s/u

You have no idea. Vin Diesel can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!




Posted by Ant

Vin Diseal > Chuck Norris.




Posted by Dexter

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Vin Diesel? ...All of it.




Posted by Xenos

wut is a chcuk norriz??




Posted by Dexter

I heard that Vin Diesel grinds his coffee with his own teeth and boils the water with his own rage.




Posted by Ant

Chuck never invented trees. VIN DISEAL HAS!




Posted by Dexter

Oh yeah? Well I hear that it only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes! Can Vinny do that?




Posted by Ant

Vin Diseal is alergic to peanuts. He eats them anyways.




Posted by Dexter

OUCH!

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Vin Diesel lives in Oklahoma.




Posted by sniper

Nice to see so much Chuck Norris love.




Posted by Dexter

Vin Diesel will throw you into the sun, Chuck Norris. Vin Diesel played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won!




Posted by Klarth

Chuck Norris once kicked Bruce Lee. He snapped in two, and the result was Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Mister T once pittied the sun.

An ice age unsued.




Posted by Klarth

[center]STOP!

Spelling time![/center]




Posted by Dreadnought

Jeez, retard. Its spelled 'Sunn'.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Idiot, it's spelt "Sunn 0)))"




Posted by The Judge

"Solaris"




Posted by Dreadnought

Sun worship for the win.




Posted by Dexter

billyturbo5000: "You go back to those films of the '40s and '50s and hear the dialogue, the way the people played off each other, the wordplay. I think we've really lost that in movies."
DexterGolden: haha
DexterGolden: Of course we have
DexterGolden: It was unreal.
DexterGolden: Zach Braff wouldn't allow it
DexterGolden: Realism makes the emotions stronger
billyturbo5000: clive owen said that
DexterGolden: What a doofus
billyturbo5000: ha
DexterGolden: He acts so aggresive in his films, as if he's not listening to the other actors at all
DexterGolden: Like Pacino, he over sexifies every character, male or female.
DexterGolden: He overpowers it all


amirite?




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Klarth: [center]STOP!

Spelling time![/center]


Fail. Everyone knows that it goes STOP... Grammar time!



Posted by Sapphire Rose


Quoting Klarth: Chuck Norris once kicked Bruce Lee. He snapped in two, and the result was Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee.

You mean Jet Li?



Posted by The Judge

No, he means a lesser known Jet Lee.




Posted by Crazy K

When are we going to get to our Actresses avatars?




Posted by Ant

Today could be the day, but I don't feel like doing it :(




Posted by Darksong X

*Excited*




Posted by Crazy K

Well I got Keira Knightley up now. ;)




Posted by gundelhell_wielder

[COLOR="Black"]Got Julia Roberts.[/COLOR]




Posted by Dexter

No way! Saturday is seriously almost here for me. I wonder who I'll go with for my theme for the week.

Not to get too far ahead of ourselves, but that's next week's theme looking to be?




Posted by Ant

I don't think too many people want to take part anymore. Myself included.




Posted by Dexter

Bah, I thought you guys were suppose to be fun? I am disappointed. :(




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I say this week's theme should be:

Voice actors.

I'm on David Hayter!

:cool:




Posted by ExoXile

I feel most disappointed that my name was not mentioned ONCE in a 10'p thread. :(

No one ever told me to get an actor avy. ='(




Posted by Slade


Quoting The X: I say this week's theme should be:

Voice actors.

I'm on David Hayter!

:cool:

That's the only one I know. :(

Well, besides David Gallagher and those fags.

And we can't do pr0n stars because no one here is interested in real women on the internet... like besides maybe two.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, I'd take part, but Ant and Zeta got this cool new PH avatar for me. So I don't care anymore.




Posted by Ant

fukken, classy




Posted by The Judge

Whatever, I'm doing it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Now you just look like a pedo.

VICKS VAPOR RUB, AMIRITE?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That's Kirsten Dunst? Huh, doesn't really even look like her.

What a whore.




Posted by Lord of Spam

needs less delicious flat chest.




Posted by The Judge

Interview with a Vampire ftw.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Anne Rice is the biggest pile of faggotry ever to embolden retarded highschool goth morons EVER. She should be shot and have her collective works wiped from the face of the earth.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: needs more delicious flat chest.


New thread.



Posted by The Judge

I'm not too fond of the books after "Lestat." Queen of the D[COLOR="White"]a[/COLOR]mned was just plain boring. The first 2 were neat though.




Posted by Dexter

Kirsten Dunst was good in Interview with a Vampire.

But Thora Birch was better in Ghost World. Remember that Raptor shirt she had? I want it!

http://www.filmladen.at/fotos/6826gh1.jpg

Monkey Trouble was love.




Posted by Ant

That shirt made me lol.




Posted by Dexter

I've searched for it online in the past but I have never been able to find it. :(

But yeah, Thora will be my girl for the next week.




Posted by Ant

Who would that be? Nobody comes to mind.




Posted by Dexter


Quoting Ant: Who would that be? Nobody comes to mind.


No answer for those who do not participate. Get out! :mad:



Posted by Ant

I already have all the answers.

Except the cure for aids, but that's due to my hate.