Questions you've always wanted to ask people at VGC.

Yes, I realize I made this thread before ... but that was last year. I was looking back on my post to see what threads worked and attracted people, and, well, I guess I found one that hasn't been done for a long time.

y'know there are certain things you always wanted to ask people at VGC, however, you never get the chance to for:

A. you think it might be awkward
B. you can get ahold of them
C. You are scared of asking
D. whatever
E. Don't feel like making a special thread or a PM to ask

Well, here comes the moment of truth! Serious questions, please. :(

1: I think I asked this before in a thread below, but whatever. I haven't seen you online lately, Sabredog. What is up? You told me sometime ago that it isn't Maple Story, and if you are still that same slabby procrastinator I use to know, I doubt it's for studying/revision. ;o Also, is me and Klarth still on your "notsolikeanymorenotgoodfriends" list? And how come?

2: Sable Wind, it seems as if you are away most of the time, or maybe it's just my timing. What is up, too? I know you've been on a trip around the States, but your back and home! But I still see you as being away most of the time...

3: Jesse. Why is it that you refuse to install certain functions that is bound to improve the site? It's getting annoying. :(

4: Hey Dexter, how's your relationship with Aesthetic going? Serious? Swell?

5: Fate, are you really as insecure/arrogant as you say/act? Sometimes I tend to be confused which one you really are. When I read the journal that seems to be from a sad girl [not meant to be an insult] but then I come onto VGC and see this boobage pictures which complete give the image I have a 180 degree rotation! Why is it that you really have to post those pictures? Fun? Satisfaction? Confidence building?

Go for a job at Hot Topic! That's one store where people actually give me strange looks.

To anyone who cares to answer:
I didn't really think the general member base cared if I was a Super Mod or not. What is it you think I'll give to the forums when modded that I'm not giving now?

[quote=Dexter]Klarth, why don't you speak with your father anymore? I want to hear about the drama!
Story goes a little like this:

Four years ago, he announced that he'd had a mistress since I was maybe four or five and that he wanted to leave us. He ****ed up legal fees, so the divorce procedure left our side of the family (my mother, brother and I) around £80,000 in the hole. We sold our house and two of our cars and moved down to what had previously been a vacation home in France. Running water is infrequent due to a septic tank installed in 1967 and we have no phone line. It's 40 minutes' drive to the nearest town. I kinda stayed in sporadic contact with him and visited him in Chicago for a while, but I'm pretty sure he's not the kind of person I'd want to be associated with anymore - as such I haven't talked to him for eight or nine months, and I haven't seen him since May last year, which was when he decided he was going to give up on paying my school fees. His loss, I guess.

Vampiro: Are you as arrogant and opinionated as you seem to be or is it all a massive farce?

Dex, how do you consider yourself a furry? Do you jsut feel a strong affinity for animals? Do you feel as if you have some sort of animal spirit? I know its been mentioned before, but I dont ever recall an in depth explaination.

Judge: Could you please grow a beard? Come on, I'm asking a favour here.

Despite my best efforts, I seem incapable of doing so. :(

You know, getting paid in cash so that the government can't track and tax your earnings?

He's calling you a prostitute.

General question: Do you guys think I'm a respectable member?

@ Lolin: JERK. YOU JERK.

Iris: Are you really such an ignorant bint off the forums too, or is it just a façade?

EDIT: Fate: Not anymore

Nor do I. Never had a real reason to dislike Fate.

Except when she deletes my threads without reading them first. ;)

[quote=Fate][COLOR=skyblue]General question: Do you guys think I'm a respectable member?[/COLOR]

Not if you keep giving a crap about everyone's opinion, no.

Exactly. But then I never found you respectable anyhow.

Jesse Smith: What's your middle name?

LeGrand, I believe.

Misoxeny: Just why is it that you want everyone to think of you as female?

You're a man.

Scani!

To everybody: have you put a large amount of thought in possibly trying a serious relationship (IE one that could evolve into sexual/marital status) with another member? Who, and why?

Skitzo: How long have you had that Hitler avatar?

I've had it since within a month after I registered. So, nearly 3 years.

Schitzo:Why did you choose your name? Are you really schitzo? Cause if you are, I'd like to get to know you better.

Question to spec: If you had to put a percentage on it, how much of the stuff you say here is serious, and how much is jsut trying to bait a liberal backlash for your own amusement?

Yeah, but still!

no see when your spouse dies you can remarry.

unless you're a deacon

Whoa, I missed something. How did Chica die? Did Sean Fury laugh?

To everyone: To what degree would you say your personality changes when you go offline?

Very little.

Vampiro: Why do you hate it when I call you "VSAMPRYO"?

I don't. But seriously, gtfo.

Since there's no fear of physical retribution here. ;)

Nor verbal in most cases.

[quote=Dreadnought]To what degree would you say your personality changes when you go offline?
Completely.

And you know this.

[quote]To everyone: To what degree would you say your personality changes when you go offline?

Sometimes, I'm nicer offline.

gtho?

Hey, that encyclopedia still exists. Neat.

One of these days it'll go bye bye.

I did, and I thought nothing of it. MAYBE CAUSE I LIVE WITH A BRITISH PERSON. MAYBE NOT THOUGH.

We laughed the whole time. I'm not very funny. :(

Thankfully I make up for it by being twice as funny.

And I think you heard me talking to my step mom. Which probably ended up being funny.

Ah the good old days.

Everybody: What in the world were you thinking?

I was thinking... Oh wait, I wasn't thinking... Oops.

I heard a voice clip thing of her once. It was funny, to say the least, if she knows which one I'm talking about...

[quote=Blaise]Schitzo:Why did you choose your name? Are you really schitzo? Cause if you are, I'd like to get to know you better.The word you're looking for is "schizo," short for schizophrenia. I am not schizophrenic, nor are you, so shut up about it.

I found the word "Skitzo" in a book I read back in elementary school (supposedly a Greek dialect, but I doubt it), and it meant "winner," or, "to win" in the book. The "Control" got added on back when I played M:tG and was known for playing Control decks. The name makes a lot of sense for me, because, when I play games, I like to keep control of the game pace by keeping control of power weapons/choke points and playing safe and smart.

Yeah, Mr. 5,000,000:1

[quote=Dreadnought]To everyone: To what degree would you say your personality changes when you go offline?

See my title. I hardly ever get angry, laugh at things that'd normally frustrate people and don't talk much.

I can vouch for that.

Whoa, cool your jets about the ellipses thing. I did that quite a few years back. But then I grew up and realised it was ****ing stupid, and periods are used for a reason.

Ellipses are... Pretty useful... For conveying... Angst.

but once... you... use them... in every post... you make... they lose all... meaning.

they...slow down your... inner monologue... so you think... like you sound:

an utter moron.

I do that a lot!

Because you're a moron! :cookie:

Alright people to clear up my schizo thing. I did a powerpoint presentation on it in Health Class. I actually presented it yesterday. I have almost all the symptoms. Besides, you people hardly know me, so how would you know? That's my question to everyone:
How do you know I'm not schizo? Oh, and give me a legitamate answer, not just something like 'cause'.

Because every confused teenager wishes they had something uniquely wrong with them so they can tell their friends about it and people ask them questions like "how is being schizo?" because they like attention. You wish you were schizophrenic because it interests you and other people. You delude yourself into thinking you have the symptoms because you want it to be true. You wouldn't flaunt it if you actually had it, it's a major illness.

Good enough?

Jesse: What brought 558 users to simultaneously appear on 7-9-05?

It would be, if it were true. But as it happens it isn't. And I agree entirely, it is a serious disease, and to be honest I'm terrified that I might actually have it. When I took that test and it asked if I heard voices, I had to put all the time, because I do. Well, it's only one voice, and his name is Fred. I'm currently trying to get to a pyschiatrist, so I can know for sure. If it turns out I'm not, I'll be very happy, and I'll tell you I'm not. But for the mean time, I have reason to believe I am. And if your next question is how long have I been hearing the voice. It's been three years since Fred started talking to me.

I'm freaked out. I don't really want to be schizo, I just might be. I don't want this, it just is. When I was doing my reasearch, I found info on this woman who drowned her five kids in a tub to save them from the devil. That was her part of the disease. You think I want to be like that? I don't! And I'm scared that I might be. But if you want, I won't talk about it anymore.

My next question is: Do you want me to quit talking about the fact that I might be schizo?

Yes.

Please.

Yeah they go once in while and follow many links. I guess that's it anyways.

[QUOTE]Well, it's only one voice, and his name is Fred.

That right there tells me its BS. What you are describing is dissociative personality disorder, which is widley considered to be basically fake.

So have fun being just like every other teenage moron in America.:cookie:

Hey, Angel, out of curiousity, do you hate me?

Why is VGC sponsored by http://www.dentalplanconsumer.com/ ? It is my sort of thing to respond to ads that go apply to pages that I view.

Addy: We're buds, right? :-*

Another question, which of you guys like me?

I do. Then again, I like everyone unless they give me a reason not to, and so far you haven't.

I like how quickly this thread turned into "ask what other members think of you."

if anyone's asked me anything, I'm too lazy to read through this, so someone point me in the right direction

Bj: Nobody asked you a question. Why do you think that is?

Blaise, what experience do you have that made you crazy? :(

Blaise, why are you such an attention-whoring pratbeast of a twelve-year-old?

BJ: If you could drink only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? And I'm refering to brands here, so saying "lol beer" isnt going to cut it.

that would be Dasani water. If I had to choose a drink, it'd be water. . . and a brand. . . I guess Dasani. This is out of self-preservation only. If I could healthily LIVE off of any drink for the rest of my life, it would be those Ice Rage mochas that they make at coffee shops.

Lord of Spam, what happened to your parents??!!

Wow, two threads you have to make me feel like crap in?

a car accident, *******.

Big Boss: Why can't we be friends? :(

I dunno. I guess sometimes I get these strange vibe of bitterness from the posts you address to me at times. :p: But I guess I'm just hallucinating or something. I guess that made me feel somewhat uncomfortable because I wasn't sure whether you thought I was a total dumbass or something.

Ant: How big are your moobs? Like, a hefty A? Light b cup, maybe?

Instead let me answer something else. You're parents didn't die in a car accident. Not at first anyways. First I took them out to dinner, it was quite quaint actually. Anyways, after the meal, I asked them how they would like to make their son famous, well, after a bit of talking they agreed it was best for their son to live a rich and full life. That's what they thought. Well, I told them we'd stop by my house first and pick up some of the forms for them to sign to get you started in that big Hollywood carrier you always wanted. Well, once we were about 20 minutes from the restaurant(I forget exactly) I pulled off the road into the emergency lane. I told them that the path there would lead to my house. As we were walking I asked them "So are you sure you want you're son to live his life this way?" and they agreed. I then pulled out two b[COLOR="White"]a[/COLOR]stard swords and destroyed them. After that messy affair, I then put them in a car and had them fly off some cliff in Florida(yeah, you have them)

And that is why your parents are dead, and you are not.

:(
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.
.

XD

Ouch!! And you call me mean just for asking if you told your parents about the bleeding, when I had no idea they were RIP!!! grrrr!!!!! Get come councoling!!!

This one is for Jesse: You serious? You know that none of that is serious, right? That, in fact, that WHOLE THREAD had been changed from something else?

I mean, come on man. Like, comone bro, jsut like, come on. Dude, like, bro, totally, like, come on, bro. DUDE, like come on.

He's just in denial Jesse.

LoS, you really should go to the doctor, I know it's kinda embarrassing, but it's for your own good.

Jesse Smith: When was the last time you cried and why? :cool:

er, could some one translate Lord of Spam's last post for me, in to English??!!!

Coro: How do we sleep while our beds are burning?[SIZE=-1][/SIZE]

Is *** really who I think he is?

If you mean "G[COLOR="Lime"]o[/COLOR]d", then it depends on what you think he is. For us to answer, you have to tell us what you think.

I was pretty sure he was Sean Fury. Which would make me a die hard Atheist. Either that or he's Satan. I'm just making sure to know where I stand in my faith. :D

Baz.... why won't you play Dr. Mario with me? :(

[quote=Blaise]...Fred... Fred... Fred's... Fred... Fred...

Every time you say that name, I add "Drop Dead" to it. Stop.

NES Queen, why weren't you posting for awhile? Did you tend to stay in the arcade and other boards that I don't frequent, or were you just not around as much? Just asking, as I find myself reading many more posts of yours, and they tend to stick out because I usually agree with what you have to say. Keep posting :cool:

Well thanks for telling me now Jesse! Oh well. I tried. I'm out of questions, but fear not I'll think of more later. Oh just thought of one!

Klarth: Do you hate me? 'Cause I think you might.

aesthetic.... i stopped. i tend to usually only frequent the OT and NES boards since that's the only system i've ever owned, so i don't think i've ever really been a "main" contributor anyway. most people only recognized me from my arse whoopings in the arcade.

after a while this place gets to me though. maybe its the age difference, but it just seems that a lot of people don't "get" what i say. so i often feel like i'm wasting my time even trying. and theres a few choice members who know how to twist my buttons in the right way to get me p[COLOR="White"]l[/COLOR]ssy. i dont like ranting and raving and acting like a psycho bltch, so when it feels like all i'm doing is p[COLOR="white"]i[/COLOR]ssing and moaning i take a break.

That's too bad. I like it when you start to rant, as you usually end up saying the things that I'm thinking, but don't bother saying (for the same reasons you stated). Still, I think it's good that you do. I never am able to visit the arcade much, as my computer's not that great, so I hope you don't take too many breaks in the near future. It's nice when someone actually says what's on their mind once in awhile.

Question: What should I ask?

TIME PARADOX.

I know it has been asked elsewhere, but WHY did you join VGC?

i'll keep that in mind next time i consider biting my tongue and taking a vacation from this place. :)

Because I thought you all should be graced by my presence. Or that's what I wish it was. Actually I fell in with you lot because I had nothing better to do. I waste my time away enjoying all the crazy things said, and voicing my somewhat worthless opinion. I know some of you enjoy my company, just not the majority.

What could I do to be better liked?

Die.

NES Queen: Do you use some sort of performance enhancing drugs? Cuz I refuse to believe that I got schooled that badly by a girl, even one with 9 years of experiance on me.:(

yes, i do. aside from making the blood supply and transfusions safer for the world in my 9-5 job, and diagnosing patients will all kinds of horrible illnesses so their physicians can properly prescribe drugs and treatments to help cure them in my weekend job.... i also have a secret laboratory here in my apartment that i use to develop artificial fingers so they never get tired of clicking my mouse. and special medicine that absorbs my tinkle so i never have to stop paying games to use the potty.

Zeta: Who is Ziggy Stardust? And who are the Spiders From Mars?

All the women: So are you jealous of Fate or what? Because you all pretty much act like whores, really.

[quote=Blaise]Klarth: Do you hate me?
Oh, come on. Hatred is such a powerful emotion - I'm just positive you've got the communication skills of a braindead antelope who's somehow gained internet access.

[quote=Blaise]
Jesse: What can I do to mod the Literature and Fan-Fiction board?
You stay the love away from VGC. It already has a capable mod, and I don't need an attention-whoring retard as a sidekick.

Not that you'd have a snowball's chance on the sun, anyway.

Corrupt: Why hast thou forsaken me? I only got one great song out of you, and you havent been back on. I NEEDS MORE MUZAK, BRO.

Queen: Somehow, I don't think he was talking about you when he said that. I think he was referring to the girls that dislike me.

Miso: Why you constantly pretend to be female WHEN WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE A MANPACKAGE?

How do you know? I'm a very agressive person, but that should not be confused with being male.

Followup: Why do you enjoy keeping us uncertain of your gender?

[quote=Speedfreak]All the women: So are you jealous of Fate or what? Because you all pretty much act like whores, really.

[quote=Fate]I think he was referring to the girls that dislike me.

If that's true, he should've been more specific. To answer your question, Adam, no; I'm not jealous. That's kind of a ludicrous question, as I really haven't seen how much of what's said comes off as jealousy (excepting Miso, but he's unique :)). And those comments, I believe, only come off like that because he seems thoroughly disgusted, which is how people usually act when there's an insecurity issue (i.e. homophobes). But besides that, I've answered your question, and you've successfully been the first to call me a whore (indirect as it was). My goal for our friendship is complete.

Since there aren't too many girls on the site anyway, it wouldn't have hurt to be more direct. Lazy arse :(

Hey Klarth, if I'm so bad at communicating, how come you don't give any of the new members a chance? Like me for instance.

Do you all find me annoying? I have a very good explaination if you do.

No, it's just that I annoy a great many people in a great many places and I'm prepared to give the same explaination to you as I did to them.

[quote=Blaise]
Hey Klarth, if I'm so bad at communicating, how come you don't give any of the new members a chance? Like me for instance.
I'm more than willing to give new members a chance. However, there's a very fine line between being new and being retarded.

[quote]I have a very good explaination if you do.
Fred did it etc.

[quote=Aesthetic][COLOR=lemonchiffon]If that's true, he should've been more specific. To answer your question, Adam, no; I'm not jealous. That's kind of a ludicrous question, as I really haven't seen how much of what's said comes off as jealousy (excepting Miso, but he's unique :)). And those comments, I believe, only come off like that because he seems thoroughly disgusted, which is how people usually act when there's an insecurity issue (i.e. homophobes). But besides that, I've answered your question, and you've successfully been the first to call me a whore (indirect as it was). My goal for our friendship is complete. [/COLOR]

You can pretty much take it as granted that whenever I refer to every single female member on VGC it's going to exclude you and Fate, especially if I say you're all whores.

I wasn't really thinking when I asked the question, I was kind of in my instictive "this will oh baby people off" mode. I'm enjoying the results, though.

EDIT: Oh, I guess I don't mean NES Queen either, just the girls who like to gang up on Fate for doing that they always do.

Ah. Sweet :cool: Well, I prefer it when you don't think before speaking, anyway. The random remarks that you spew are incredibly entertaining, to say the least.

[quote=Fate]General question: Do you guys think I'm a respectable member?
No.

[quote=Speefreak]All the women: So are you jealous of Fate or what?
No.

It's flattering, Trigger, but please stop following me. :(

It's a forum. Particularly, a fairly inactive one. People are bound to post in the same place, and, also, you seem to be following Trigger, if anything. So shut your meaty mouth.

You know, Miso, we have a board for talk like that.

i have a question.... DEAL, OR NO DEAL
/lame

Dexter, will I be the second member you meet when you come to upstate ny? I am going to take you out for some ice cream, and were taking some pictures

Yes, definitely. I think that is the only way to go. Philsdad must be met, as well. Ice cream would be really nice, though, and I'll be sure to bring Wolfy and Aesthetic along for some amusing pictures. I should be there by the 18th of June. We should plan a day together on the 24th or something. I'll give you a call when the time draws near.

I didn't realize who you were until I saw the title. :)

The Judge:

Do you want to be a Judge, or do you think you're 4 feet tall you ****ing faggot **** you

Ant: Why are you so **** cute?

For me, its the moobs.

It's because he's huge like an Xbox! *salivates*

ant: what are the properties of anime which you enjoy?

You liar!

How much $ do you guys make every day? I wanted to ask that one.

I make $8.00/hr doing minimal work. Total amount varies by day. AND I'M STILL BROKE!