I just saw an emo kid




Posted by Klarth

So I was walking through campus when on the way to my boarding house I encountered a group of three.

- One looked like a normal guy, maybe the older brother of one of them.
- One was wearing a Trivium shirt. ****ing Trivium. JACK HATE TRIVUM!
- The third had dyed-black, gelled-down hair and a Bullet For My Valentine shirt.

Hell, in order to stop laughing my tongue was sticking so far into my right cheek that it looked like a ****ing oral erection. I rolled my eyes, and when I was about to walk past, the emo one just stopped and stared at me and screamed "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?" in the most angst-ridden manner possible. I turned my headphones back on and drowned him out with Devin Townsend.

I feel satisfied in the knowledge that they'll probably be kicked out by guards soon.




Posted by Dreadnought

Bloody tourists. You should have reversed the roles and asked for a picture.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

man, kids suck these days.




Posted by Klarth

No they don't. Emo people suck and chavs do.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nah, quite a lot of kids sux s[COLOR="White"]hit[/COLOR] these days.




Posted by Klarth


FAGGOT




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Needs more Spiderman/Power Rangers weeaboo ****. If only I could remember what it was...




Posted by Lord of Spam

The fact that there is a live action Sailor Moon makes me want to die more than I have ever wanted to die in my entire life.

Way to go, fag.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bKtK0tyA5-k&search=spiderman%20power%20rangers


http://youtube.com/watch?v=uJaAYzW9Ido&search=spiderman%20power%20rangers



bol. best theme song ever.




Posted by Ant

so they were tourists...from emerkia or england?

Oh, and he just randomly yelled at you? I used to hate when people did that to me(still do a bit), but now I normally enjoy the oprotunity to yell something stupid back. XBOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!




Posted by Klarth

American dude, but one of the guys with them (the non-dickhead-looking one) had a North London accent.




Posted by Ant

NORTH LONDON? YOU SURE IT WAS NORTH LONDON? I ALWAYS HATED NORTH LONDON!




Posted by Klarth

Accents from different parts of London are pretty **** disctinctive.

Except for central London, which sees everything from Bostoners to Bosnians.




Posted by mis0

I saw an emo one time. He got hit by a bus.




Posted by Ant

I don't have an accent :cool2:




Posted by Klarth

Uh, yeah you do! It's kind of impossible to not have an accent at all.




Posted by Ant

I've never heard of a Southern California accent before...HAVE YOU?




Posted by Klarth

Yeah. My mum's partner has one.

Eat me.




Posted by The Judge

You fags have an accent.

We pronounce things as they are in the dictionary. You don't. Most people don't. We have no accent.




Posted by Klarth

"Pronounce things as they are in the dictionary?"

Oh lawd. That's the worst thing I've heard all day. If there's an entire region of people who use dictionaries to correct their diction, then... They're faggots.

And I doubt Judge knows how to read pronounciation guides anyway :)




Posted by Dog

why are you guys so obsesed with sucking dick?lol.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

I once saw chavs [SIZE="1"](we call them neds up here)[/SIZE] steal an emo's shoes and throw them on top of a bus.

The bus then drove away.

It was f[COLOR="Silver"]ucking[/COLOR] hilarious!

:link:




Posted by Ant

That is kinda funny.




Posted by Slade

People on the west coast of the US have the "news person" accent, or so I've heard. It's the way of talking that all the news people talk like. Even on the East Coast the news people sound the same, even though the people living there are like, "WUT UP, GANGSTA".

Also: The uber-nerds at my school have all gone emo because no one loves them. They all have the same Senses Fail sweatshirt and they have all died their hair black. :(. Even more saddening was that I visited this kids myspace page(sad in itself) from my school, and his hero was, "Travis Barker from Blink 182 because he is the best drummer in the world."


edit- i just needed somewhere to put that last bit because it ****ed me off so




Posted by Ant

I still think if I dyed my hair I would be a model emo kid. I just can't do it.




Posted by Dreadnought

I love it when emo kids think they are people.