Genetic Fitness (LOL Third Reich)




Posted by Dreadnought

You can take the test here: [URL="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6936188936100731841"]The Ghengis Khan Genetic Fitness Test
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[/URL][SIZE=5]794,690 descendants[/SIZE]
- you're more genetically fit than 64% of the current population - [COLOR=red]794,690[/COLOR]. Nice. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.

You're not at the top of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring in the middle is something to be proud of. You have the right mixture of attributes. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.

A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair:

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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:[INDENT][URL="http://www.okcupid.com/"][IMG]http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif[/IMG][/URL][URL="http://www.okcupid.com/"][IMG]http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif[/IMG][/URL]You scored higher than 89% on fitnessfactor[/INDENT]




Posted by Klarth

[quote]307,570 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 55% of the current population -
307,570. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.

You're in the lower middle of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.

A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair:


*** ****it. Why are all my descendants greyed out?




Posted by Zeta

[quote]71,710. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.

You're at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.

Closed the window before I could look at the chart thing.




Posted by sniper

[quote]*** ****it. Why are all my descendants greyed out?
I am taking it as a sign that your first born child will cause the onset of armageddon.




Posted by Lord of Spam

656,050 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 60% of the current population -




Posted by Dreadnought

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*** ****it. Why are all my descendants greyed out?

The primary line dies out, due to a genetically useless descendant making a coupling, producing a female grandchild who never reproduces.

The secondary line is pretty **** good though; splitting off into three tribes is commendable.




Posted by The Judge

143,990 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 48% of the current population -
143, 990. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.

You're at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.

A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you:



You scored higher than 35% on fitnessfactor




Posted by Klarth

Ahh, right, the greyed ones are from my child's first marriage.

WHY THE **** DID HE LEAVE HER AND KILL THE FAMILY NAME?