Just want to see if it'll be longer than the Fate thread, really!
I hate kangaroos!
Trigger's a kangaroo.
REBEL AGAINST THE NEVERENDING FAD OF FATE. JOIN THE TRIGGER TEAM. YEAH.
No, guys, you have to flame, like this:
Trigger has a constant period.
Every night I check under my bed for Trigger.
Arguing with Trigger is actually a breach of many "cruel and unusual punishment" laws.
Okay, I got one.
If you can see Trigger, she can see you. If you can’t see Trigger you may be only seconds away from death.
Yeah, a total Chuck Norris rip-off, whatever.
Go suck a wombat, Trigger.
That Trigger is such a bitch. :mad:
Fate-bashing isn't cool anymore, Trigger-bashing is all the rage now!
Oh, damn that's hott!!!!!11!!11!1!1!four
Trigger takes cold showers, yet still manages to steam up the mirror.
Coffee gets burned on Trigger's tongue.
Trigger's favourite colour is pain.
Trigger's only pick up line is her snapping her fingers, pointing at a guy, and then pointing to her bulge(s). Trigger gets it all the time.
Trigger doesn't sleep. She waits.
[/JOIN THE TRIGGER TEAM]
Trigger invented black. In fact, she invented the whole color spectrum. Except for pink. Fate made pink. Which explains why pink sucks.
She smells like a yeast infection :/
:cool2:
Yeast is better than fart, which is what Fate smells like, and... more stuff on how Trig is superior to Fate.
F8 H8!
Trigger let the cheese go sour in the land down under :/
What hour did Trigger let the cheese go sour in the land down under?
PLEASE DON'T MAKE MY DREAMS NIGHTMARISH.
Fukcing hell. Spoil my Trig fantasies why don't you?
I DEMAND COMPENSATION.
[quote=Dreadnought]Trigger takes cold showers, yet still manages to steam up the mirror.
Coffee gets burned on Trigger's tongue.
Trigger's favourite colour is pain.
Trigger's only pick up line is her snapping her fingers, pointing at a guy, and then pointing to her bulge(s). Trigger gets it all the time.
Trigger doesn't sleep. She waits.
[/JOIN THE TRIGGER TEAM]
Her bulge??
boobies
I used to be afraid of Australia because everything was poisonous.
Now I'm afraid of it because I know Trig lives there.
Trigger, you suck. You haunt my every waking moment and RULE my unconscious ones. GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HEAD!!!!!!
This is the flame board you dickless s[COLOR=lightgreen]h[/COLOR]it, flame or f[COLOR=lightgreen]u[/COLOR]ck off, no one cares that you fap to gothic Australians.
Eww, Australians. The scurge of England.
From hence forward, this thread will be devoted to making crappy norris type jokes about trig.
[quote=Ant]Eww, Australians. The scurge of England.
Literally!
They're not Chuck Norris jokes, they're reverse Chuck Norris jokes. It's more fun than the Fate thread anyway, because Trigger actually pisses off some guys too!
Trigger doesn't go hunting, as hunting infers the probablity of failure. Trigger goes killing.
she's fairly unawesome.
Men don't impregnate Trigger, Trigger impregnates men.
I want to have Triggers children. Thank the good Lord that science now makes it possible. :cool:
Trigger doesn't have children, she has spawn.
I think it is cute when women believe they are people.
Waitwaitwait. Women exist? I thought that was just another urban legend, like Elvis or Bigfoot.
I remain skeptical; I've never seen one with my own two eyes.
Gothic? Well, if you say so and in that case, from now on, my name is Ravencrow Neversmiles. Hey, Misoxeny, want to go to the cemetary and summon our Dark Lord and only true Master by kissing and junk?
Trigger is suing NBC, claiming that Law and Order are trademark names for her left and right legs.
Trigger can kill people just by them looking at her face.
Shut up, man! I could make you pregnant just by pointing my finger at you and yelling, "BOOYAH!"
Don't make me knock you up. I don't want to start paying child support...
You dont give birth to trigger's children. They chew their way out of you and jump rope with your intestines.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TRIGGER'S CHILDREN GIVE BIRTH TO YOU.
Oh. ****.
That didn't sound nearly as cool as I thought it would.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FATE KILLS TRIGGER.
But this isn't Soviet Russia.