It is a shiney pocketknife. I like it.
Turned emo, eh?
Nah, I use it for opening packages or boxes mostly.
Though one time, this ***** was like, "Dude, you're not hardcore" so I cut my head off with it jsut to show her up.
And then you spoke from the gaping hole in your neck, rite?
cuz THATS hardcore.
Nah, I just put my hand up through my own severed esophagus and use my detached head like a sock puppet, and then threw my voice so that it sounded like the head was talking.
Pretty rad stuff, actually.
I have a bigger one
KNIFE
If I get a knife will I be cool too?
Depends on what you do with it.
Brandish it often, but don't really do much else.
I have a gun. I win.
I have a Vampiro. I do not need a knife or gun.
I have a Zeta, and by Zeta, I mean penis.
You may say guns are for pussies, but with a gun I can give you a pussy from 20 feet away.
Bitch. And win.
My wand of power.
Guns are useless against womenz then, miso?
Just gives another hole to screw.
Well played, good sir. Well played.
I have a bow with three arrows and they rule all.
Archery is fun. Derick is not.
Archery is for people who want to get killed by mortar shells.
Mark my words. It'll happen.
Archery is more of the suburban crystal meth cook's weapon than that of a professional soldier.
Oh well. At least I'm not a Marine, fag.
You call that a knife? That's not a knife.
This is a knife...
[img]http://www.silverqueen.com/Silverplated%202004/coronation%20oval%20soup%20spoon.JPG[/img]
No, that's a spoon.
I'VE PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE!
I see you've played knifey-spooney before.
Salad fingers!
INTRODUCED SPECIES ARE FUN, ARENT THEY?
ribbit
FORE!
Frolf?
No. Get out.
Trigger wins. Not because of the quote itself, but for making me laugh over a ****ty Simpson's quote.
knife
oops stab u
SOMEONE, PLEASE, ANYONE. GET IT.
i dont get it
DONOR FROG (Irrelevant) used to have a blog. One of the best threads in it was called "knife", and the post was "oops stab u". It was hilarious.
I don't think at any time in my entire life I would think that's funny...
It wasn't the first post, it was the content of the thread thereafter.
It was a fun (if short-lived) VGC meme.
oops i dont care
oops cactus u, jerk
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We were quoting personal meme's, *******.
Yeah, and then I blew my man juice all over you. So ****ing deal with it.
k
That deserves rep, friend.
BUT I CAN'T REP YOU HAHAHAHA, yeah, we aren't friends anymore.
i repped him 4 u ant
The Judge=Quality Posts.
For a second I thought you were taling to me, and I was like "lol rep fag"
Tben I saw that it wasnt and was sad.:(
I can order it to do what I want.
I dont care what anyone says.
Thats hot.
I SAW MY OWN CONCEPTION AND NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH
(c) Jax
hai im new 2 the whole cheeting scene lol!
can sum1 hook me up with sum haxx that i kno u guyz have? lol thx
- Velocity
"there is no spoon" -- the matricks.
k while in game press and hold alt, then press f4 like 5 times really fast oll
wat the fuk is happening tu my computer?!
wat the fuk? you triked me!! REIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
k sorry so herez wut u do 4 teh really uber hax k u go into the windows folder and delete all teh .dll files cuz they slow ur comp down and keep u from running teh real sweet uber hax
I thought the real command was "deltree *.*"? We all know that damn tree is the biggest problem of them all! Produces good mangos, though...
DELETEDED DELETEDED!
Oh man, that was a terrible game...
Locked for my own fun
Unlocked for the rest of us. :)
AND THUS THE DOWNFALL OF US ALL!
Honk Honk!