I has a shuvel




Posted by Lord of Spam

It is a shiney pocketknife. I like it.




Posted by Zeta

Turned emo, eh?




Posted by Lord of Spam

Nah, I use it for opening packages or boxes mostly.

Though one time, this ***** was like, "Dude, you're not hardcore" so I cut my head off with it jsut to show her up.




Posted by Zeta

And then you spoke from the gaping hole in your neck, rite?

cuz THATS hardcore.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Nah, I just put my hand up through my own severed esophagus and use my detached head like a sock puppet, and then threw my voice so that it sounded like the head was talking.

Pretty rad stuff, actually.




Posted by The Judge

I have a bigger one




Posted by Zeta


Quoting The Judge: I have a bigger one


Head? Obviously.



Posted by The Judge

KNIFE




Posted by Ant

If I get a knife will I be cool too?




Posted by Zeta

Depends on what you do with it.




Posted by Ant

Brandish it often, but don't really do much else.




Posted by mis0

I have a gun. I win.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Ant: If I get a knife will I be cool too?

Almost as cool as me, but not.



Posted by Zeta


Quoting Misoxeny: I have a gun. I win.


Gun-users are pussies, you fucking pussy.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I have a Vampiro. I do not need a knife or gun.




Posted by Zeta

I have a Zeta, and by Zeta, I mean penis.




Posted by mis0

You may say guns are for pussies, but with a gun I can give you a pussy from 20 feet away.

Bitch. And win.




Posted by Xenos

My wand of power.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Guns are useless against womenz then, miso?




Posted by The Judge

Just gives another hole to screw.




Posted by mis0


Quoting The Judge: Just gives another hole to screw.

Quoted for the truth. A truth that we should somehow make self-evident...

HAY BASTERD!11



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The Judge: Just gives another hole to screw.



I think you should get a hold on the basics before you try to get fancy.



Posted by The Judge


Quoting Lord of Spam: I think you should get a hold on the basics before you try to get fancy.

I already practiced on corpses. Soon enough I'll be ready for the big leagues.



Posted by Lord of Spam

Well played, good sir. Well played.




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

I have a bow with three arrows and they rule all.




Posted by Dreadnought

Archery is fun. Derick is not.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Archery is for people who want to get killed by mortar shells.

Mark my words. It'll happen.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Dreadnought: Archery is fun. Derick is not.

I'm more fun than a quiver of arrows.



Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire


Quoting Lord of Spam: Archery is for people who want to get killed by mortar shells.

Mark my words. It'll happen.


Fire arrows are rad. At least I died whilst being cool.



Posted by Dreadnought

Archery is more of the suburban crystal meth cook's weapon than that of a professional soldier.

Oh well. At least I'm not a Marine, fag.




Posted by Trigger

You call that a knife? That's not a knife.

This is a knife...
[img]http://www.silverqueen.com/Silverplated%202004/coronation%20oval%20soup%20spoon.JPG[/img]




Posted by Ant

No, that's a spoon.

I'VE PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE!




Posted by Trigger

I see you've played knifey-spooney before.

Salad fingers!




Posted by Lord of Spam

INTRODUCED SPECIES ARE FUN, ARENT THEY?




Posted by Vampnagel P. Wingpire

ribbit




Posted by Lord of Spam

FORE!




Posted by Zeta

Frolf?




Posted by Lord of Spam

No. Get out.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Trigger wins. Not because of the quote itself, but for making me laugh over a ****ty Simpson's quote.




Posted by Klarth

knife

oops stab u

SOMEONE, PLEASE, ANYONE. GET IT.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

i dont get it




Posted by Klarth

DONOR FROG (Irrelevant) used to have a blog. One of the best threads in it was called "knife", and the post was "oops stab u". It was hilarious.




Posted by Ant

I don't think at any time in my entire life I would think that's funny...




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Klarth: DONOR FROG (Irrelevant) used to have a blog. One of the best threads in it was called "knife", and the post was "oops stab u". It was hilarious.

Didn't even get a crack of a smile out of me. And I'm in a very good mood right now.



Posted by Klarth

It wasn't the first post, it was the content of the thread thereafter.

It was a fun (if short-lived) VGC meme.




Posted by Lord of Spam

oops i dont care




Posted by mis0

oops cactus u, jerk




Posted by The Judge

[/judged]




Posted by Lord of Spam

[/bukkake'd]




Posted by The Judge

We were quoting personal meme's, *******.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Yeah, and then I blew my man juice all over you. So ****ing deal with it.




Posted by The Judge

k




Posted by Ant

That deserves rep, friend.

BUT I CAN'T REP YOU HAHAHAHA, yeah, we aren't friends anymore.




Posted by mis0

i repped him 4 u ant




Posted by Ant

The Judge=Quality Posts.




Posted by Lord of Spam

For a second I thought you were taling to me, and I was like "lol rep fag"

Tben I saw that it wasnt and was sad.:(




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Ant: The Judge=Quality Posts.

Vote Judge for President



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The Judge: Vote Judge for President of Matt's Cock



I"ll vote for you.



Posted by The Judge

I can order it to do what I want.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I dont care what anyone says.

Thats hot.




Posted by Jax

I SAW MY OWN CONCEPTION AND NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH




Posted by sniper

(c) Jax




Posted by Trigger

hai im new 2 the whole cheeting scene lol!
can sum1 hook me up with sum haxx that i kno u guyz have? lol thx

- Velocity
"there is no spoon" -- the matricks.




Posted by Lord of Spam

k while in game press and hold alt, then press f4 like 5 times really fast oll




Posted by Trigger

wat the fuk is happening tu my computer?!
wat the fuk? you triked me!! REIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!




Posted by Lord of Spam

k sorry so herez wut u do 4 teh really uber hax k u go into the windows folder and delete all teh .dll files cuz they slow ur comp down and keep u from running teh real sweet uber hax




Posted by Trigger

I thought the real command was "deltree *.*"? We all know that damn tree is the biggest problem of them all! Produces good mangos, though...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

DELETEDED DELETEDED!


Oh man, that was a terrible game...




Posted by The Judge

Locked for my own fun




Posted by mis0

Unlocked for the rest of us. :)




Posted by Ant

AND THUS THE DOWNFALL OF US ALL!




Posted by Darksong X

Honk Honk!