I am the son of Kakarot!

Yeah title doesn't actually say it all, I'm more like my grandpa than my dad.

Gohan was your grandpa and Kakarot was your dad. Are you a a you know saiyan?

...

... It's a good idea to not pretend you're a fictional character on message boards.

If that's so then what's the point of username's that conceal our identity.

That's fine, but acting like the character you made your UN after is generally frowned upon.

And it tends to be underage users that do that.

I dont use it to conceal jack ****. Its just a name that has a story behind it, and that amuses me. Hence, I use it. By now, more people online know me by that than they do my real name, so it makes sense to use it.

I am MOOGS, son of my father, who happens to be a cow who plays Keyboard.
I could say that, and be an idiot.

or

I could say

I am Chad. I am 16. I like to play my Bass, play video games, and ang out with friends. However, you, Goken, are probably some 10 or 11 year old who just got done watching DBZ or whatever. And thought it would be fun and eventful to make a name on a forum, pretending to be a sayain. Now go outside and playwith your swords and what not.

My user name doesn't conceal ****. It's truth. Misoxeny means "the hatred of strangers", which for the most part, I do.

Goken: I'm SJJJJ5003 WUT R U GONA DUE? I KIL U WIF KAMAMAMAHEHA WAIVZ

Why were you Kaos before...I couldn't figure that one out, old friend?
[Note-We both knew each other before as in I tried to make a sequel to Knuckles Chaotix with you, Brendon]

There was a girl over on Zelda Power who was positively convinced she was Sailor Mars.

But that was okay, since Sailor Mars is pretty hot.

But I am Kakarot's son, you guys wouldn't understand. And yes my real name is Goken, I'm serious, and I'm 15. I'm kind of a spirit... oh forget it you people wouldn't understand even if you tried too.

Sweet, we needed a DBZ fan.

A real Saiyan!? Teach me to fly!

Teach me to focus my chi into a beam, so I can kill ants with it!

This is dumb.

Hey, what the hell ever happened to that Spirit Bomb thing from early DBZ?

[quote=Misoxeny]My user name doesn't conceal ****. It's truth. Misoxeny means "the hatred of strangers", which for the most part, I do.

Goken: I'm SJJJJ5003 WUT R U GONA DUE? I KIL U WIF KAMAMAMAHEHA WAIVZ

Xenophobia, I think you'll find, is the more commonly used phrase.

EDIT: I'm an idiot.

This title annoys me.

YOU ARE NOT THE SON OF KAKAROT.

Kakarot=Carrot

The son of Carrot Top?

And I'm his cousin's nephew's first Aunt twice removed, but so what?

Whatever. First of all I didn't master the instent transmission yet. And even if I could you wouldn't see me cuz I'm a spirit. Only the four chosen ones can see me. I know the kamehameha wave and flame kamehameha from my dad and Trunks. How to do the kamehameha wave, real easy. Stand with your legs a little ways apart and bent. Put your hands to your side and put them together. Focus. Ka... me... ha... me... ha! On "ha" throw your hands out in front of you and separate them. Easy.

...Man, I'm not even gonna try.

Get out.

Silence, Klarth. I am Kararot, father of Goken, and I forbid thou to pass further judgement over mine son. He is, clearly, the best saiyan ever.

But forsooth, I have crimes to solve. Farewell.

This kid will never touch a female without having to pay for it.

RAWR! I AM ZETA FROM THE VIDEO GAME...

**** videogames don't use Zeta enough. :(

I roll away, and as I do so, I throw a zippo tha tI have clicked open onto a nearby pile of dry straw.

"Ha! Now you must extinguish the fire! It is your sacred duty!" I exclaim. As soon as you turn to deal with it, I power up and go SSJ lvl 500000k and do a running kick into your back right between your shoulder blades.

"I have you now!" I exclaim as I reach to grab your tail.

"THAT'S NOT A TAIL," I scream at the top of my lungs, and I proceed to give you a half hour long lecture on incest and why it is bad, complete with intermittent yelling and grunting noises as I power up. By the end I'm so bulky that just looking at me gives you black eyes. BUT THIS IS NOT ENOUGH FOR ME. I must avenge my slightly squeezed willy-winky. I perform traditional russian dances in the hope that you will inspired to drink vodka until you explode of drunk.

This is getting hot.

Your plan succeeds...almost.

I down several bottles of vodka, but instead of becoming an apathetic drunk, I end up gaining the anger of the Russian Proletariat circa the early 1900's. This causes me to power up so much that neraby houses attach electrical lines to my body to power themselves.

I shift my feet to about shoulder width apart, and begin to REALLY power up, focusing all my drunken anger into my muscles. Suddenly, you see them start to bulge. They start to grow, and I yell with the pain of having my skin being stretched to near the point of tearing. Unfortunatly, I get so big that all my clothes shred off, and I have to go get new pants. But after I do, I come back and do a running jump and fly 50 feet into the air. As I start to come down, I put my foot out to kick you, but right before I hit you I instant transmit behind you and do a lvl 50000000000000000000000 spirit bomb that hits your head.

"OW **** THAT HURTS" I am temporarily paralyzed. WHICH ONLY MAKES ME MADDER.

Unable to move except by force of mind, I perform instant transmission and appear above your head, where I fall by force of mind. You cannot get me off because I am paralysed, and so there I use one of my most fierce attacks: unpleasant odours. By force of mind, a plethora of smells surround me. Mustard? Burning plastic? ...Rhinoceros enclosure?! This nasal torture is surely too fearsome for your nose, by force of mind.

Unable to bear (lol pun) the torture any more, I rip off my nose, and singe the blood vesels shut with a precisely aimed energy blast.

I put my hands on your face, and charge up the strogest energy beam I can perform...

Its the super intensity, ultra-high powered, mystical super mega saiyan death beam supreme, version 2.1 (now with reduced fat!).

The force of the blast throws up a dust cloud so big that we all have to spend three episodes standing around coughing waiting for it to settle so that we can see what happened.

...very hot.

Create Sim Sex board, plz.

Always with the dust, huh.

2ns dust episode. I'll make it 4 episodes, that way you get the first nondust episode.

Hey don't point out the plot holes. Big bang kamehameha....

k, I'm going to spend the next 20 posts powering up.

'Cause they do that in the show.

I'll admit it. I watched DBZ. But it was in like 6th grade before everything that Japan shat out was considered cool.

I'll come to the scene now and start monologing About useless and pointless crap that has nothing to do with the storyline!! Then i'll laugh histerically and exclaim my overwhelming power!
POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*points to her head* See this. Yup. Yellow hair. Blondes rule the world.

My previous ki blast hits you in the forehead knocking off your limited-edition Trigun/Vash glasses...you get mad and spill a big gulp in my lap and I start to go SS then the cops show up...turns out we were on cops this whole time...

I have blond hair and blue eyes OLL IM SUPAR SAYAIN IRL GUYZ DONT MAEK ME MAD OR ILL CILL U

Also, everyone who is attempting to get in on the act is jsut ruining SabreDog and my fun. good job, ruiners.

We do what we can :cookie:

And I still need to make 19 posts of grunting before I really start to interfere.

Don't ruin the fun BTW since we are both SS we do what saiyans do best say stuff and power up...
LoS:You noob why do you make every thread a living nightmare....
P:Because I'm not too sure how to agree...so let's DBZ/RPG battle
[p. uses solar flare and it blinds LoS for a time and he gets angry...]

They change from japanese super people/aliens to aryens this makesa no much sense...blue-green eyes note super sonic is like a super saiyan and then he shows up with some chili dogs...

Austria also wins.

*******it, I remember when I watched DBZ. I kinda gave up on it when they started looping the same four episodes of the first season over and over again (maybe around fourth grade? It was before I left the USA) - Although, considering that they used maybe four frames of animation in the whole series, it wouldn't've made a huge difference.

I stopped watching around the time I noticed that all the backgrounds were looped. ALL of them. Not a single frame was original on that show, it seemed.

You guys are weird.

Yeah, Goken they are weird.

I just took it straight from the last comic. It looks like that because the art style's gotten alot better recently.

I like how both of you have the "Huh, interesting" look.

My sister can never get enough of the face Leo makes in the 3rd-to-last panel of "Conspiwathy Thewy".

Why are you guys talking about comics? See my point is proven, you're weird.

You do realize that Dragon Ball started out as a comic, right?

somehow, I dont think that Sabre would be too mad if I told you to GTFO.

So, uh, gtfo.

Having a beating stick around is kind of fun.

Even if we get them all the time, this one's generally more fun than the others.

Hiya! I'm Rika's friend. Nice to meet ya! Look me up sometime!

This thread arouses me in many ways.