MOTHERFUX0RING BIX N00D WAL*MART




Posted by mis0

Yeah, one of these horrible dog demons has been raised from Hell pretty close to my current realm of employment, and not too far from my house, along with a Starbucks and a Chilli's resturant. Traffic? Expected to double. New slave labour jobs? 500. The degree to which this is ****ing me off? High, because I'll not only have to drive past this **** on my way to and from work and school, but it's expected to increase business in the general vicinity too, meaning more work at work.

The two things I hate most are productivity and traffic. And now they're being increased because of motherfucking Wal*Mart, which I also hate! Great way to start my day!

Also, because of cheap housing, a bunch of asshole Californians and hick Texans have began to flood the area. The level of BS has increased enough to make me want to move. I might. :(




Posted by Ant

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Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Yeah, one of these horrible dog demons has been raised from Hell pretty close to my current realm of employment, and not too far from my house, along with a Starbucks and a Chilli's resturant. Traffic? Expected to double. New slave labour jobs? 500. The degree to which this is ****ing me off? High, because I'll not only have to drive past this **** on my way to and from work and school, but it's expected to increase business in the general vicinity too, meaning more work at work.


Pretty much throughout this whole thing I thought he was talking about some black family. =/



Posted by BLUNTMASTER X


Quoting Vampiro: Pretty much throughout this whole thing I thought he was talking about some black family. =/


rofl. :cool:

I remember when Wal*Mart bought Asda over here. They brought in chilli fries. I've never had them.

:)



Posted by mis0

No, you're supposed to hate the Wal*Mart! IT'S THE CORPORATIONS KILLING AMERICA GAIS!

And: black ppl, LOL!




Posted by Lord of Spam

I really do hate walmart. There were about 5 of them in a 10 mile radius of where I used to live.




Posted by Pit


Quoting Lord of Spam: I really do hate walmart. There were about 5 of them in a 10 mile radius of where I used to live.



There should be lik 80 of them on a 1 mile radius.



Posted by The Judge

My loathing for Wal-mart goes beyond the bounds of what words could describe.

But they have cheap candy.




Posted by lanzer

This one time, I was in a bar and I was hitting on this girl. Then the bartender got a gigantic black cock out of his pocket and rogered me silly. I'll never forget that day, you bet! Oh, Timothy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Oh man, I can't wait until that high-end WalMart opens up. ****ing sushi and $500 wine. ftw.




Posted by Klarth

Marks & Spencer sells sushi. Cheaply, too.

Ha.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

This will be expensive sushi though. Sushi that will probably taste the same as a five dollar pack you can buy anywhere, but you'll feel badass because you just paid eighty bucks for it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Sushi fukken sux, and so does walmart.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X


Quoting Klarth: Marks & Spencer sells sushi. Cheaply, too.

Ha.

That's creepy. I'm eating Marks and Spencer's sweets right now.

:(



Posted by nich

Seriously, what does bix nood mean? While I'm at it, what does desu mean? And why do these words/phrases seem to appear from nowhere on 4chan? That site really blows my mind.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Seriously, what does bix nood mean? While I'm at it, what does desu mean? And why do these words/phrases seem to appear from nowhere on 4chan?


Bix nood: Ni[COLOR="White"]gg[/COLOR]er. Came from an image of a black guy saying black guy stuff.

Desu: Rozen Maidens.

Last question: Because someone posts something out of the blue, people find it funny/annoying and whore it out. It then becomes a meme.



Posted by Klarth


Quoting The X: That's creepy. I'm eating Marks and Spencer's sweets right now.

:(

M&S do good sherbert lemons. Those white-chocolate-covered strawberries they recently added are also pretty cool.



Posted by mis0


Quoting Vampiro: Bix nood: Ni[COLOR="White"]gg[/COLOR]er. Came from an image of a black guy saying black guy stuff.

Desu: Rozen Maidens.

Last question: Because someone posts something out of the blue, people find it funny/annoying and whore it out. It then becomes a meme.

Bix nood hasn't been too severely whored or memed yet, though. Unlike freakin' desu.



Posted by Klarth

It was memewhored a long time ago.




Posted by Ant

Rule 41.




Posted by Klarth

Rule 34. With dead people.




Posted by mis0

Sub-clause 102, without loli.




Posted by Klarth

Lawlerry:

Head Control System dice:
QUESTION TIME: IS BRIDGET HOT?????
jack schitt - Montage! Marie (: <3x dice:
You can see her panties.

: )
Head Control System dice:
Unfortunately for you, you are sorely mistaken
Head Control System dice:
For numerous reasons
jack schitt - Montage! Marie (: <3x dice:
Why?
Head Control System dice:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridget_%28Guilty_Gear%29
jack schitt - Montage! Marie (: <3x dice:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
jack schitt - Montage! Marie (: <3x dice:
:(
Head Control System dice:
Aha XD


Jack Schitt whatever is X.

Discuss




Posted by mis0

I ****IN LAWLED AND THEN I BOLLED BUT NOT BEFORE I YOLLED!




Posted by Ant

Yeah, I can see why that's funny.




Posted by BLUNTMASTER X

Stop doctoring our conversations, Jack.

:(

[SIZE="6"]The Bridget Scandal: Uncut[/SIZE]

Head Control System dice:
QUESTION TIME: IS BRIDGET HOT?????
jack schitt - Montage! Marie (: <3x dice:
No, she is a man.
Head Control System dice:
Unfortunately for you, you are sorely mistaken
Head Control System dice:
For numerous reasons
jack schitt - Montage! Marie (: <3x dice:
Why?
Head Control System dice:
I had secks with Bridget.
jack schitt - Montage! Marie (: <3x dice:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKed her?

:cool:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

That one sounds even more doctored!!!




Posted by Klarth

UNSURPRISING!




Posted by The Judge

As it is?




Posted by Lord of Spam

I am not gay for bridget.




Posted by Dreadnought

Lying scum. Everyone is gay for Bridget.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

EVERYONE




Posted by The Judge

Except me. I'm gay for Moleman.




Posted by Slade

You know what I hate about Walmart? Its how the music is separated into "rap/rock/r n' b/country" and "musica mexicana" or something. Basically its "White" and "Mexican". And it p*sses me off that they don't label it as such.




Posted by mis0

You know what I hate anout Wal*Mart? THE FACT IT EXISTS.




Posted by Ant

Don't plan on it going anywhere sometime soon.




Posted by mis0

I know I oughtn't to, but really. I hope someone plays Jumanji inside it so it gets turned into a rainforest, destroyed by a stampede, shot up by hunters, and et cetera. *******walmart




Posted by Dreadnought

Jumanji... I should so punch you for even mentioning that, but I don't care. :cool:




Posted by The Judge

My favorite movie with Kyrsten Dunst in it was Interview With a Vampire. Hot vampire loli Claudia. The perfect loli...one that never ages.




Posted by Dreadnought

I hate everything Ann Rice has ever created. Euggh... she clogs up the horror sections of bookstores everywhere with her pretentious, pseudo-sophisticated garbage.
Ick. Vampires bore me. Werewolves are the shiznit.

Except for when FG is involved :ernie:




Posted by Klarth

Isn't there a film coming out which is a total ****ing clone of Jumanji except the board game launches them into deep space? It was called Zumathinurazi or something.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Its how the music is separated into "rap/rock/r n' b/country"


I never broswe music in stores that seperate music as such. Too much hassle.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Isn't there a film coming out which is a total ****ing clone of Jumanji except the board game launches them into deep space? It was called Zumathinurazi or something.


Yeah, except it was created by the same people.



Posted by Klarth

Bit of a copout if you ask me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Agreed. Plus, it sucked.




Posted by Dreadnought

What, you actually watched it?





Posted by Klarth

Get yo' arse on MSN, yon rapscallious ghett0 beaner****er.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: What, you actually watched it?


Took my little sister to see it. She seemed to enjoy it, I did not though.



Posted by mis0


Quoting Dreadnought: Jumanji... I should so punch you for even mentioning that, but I don't care. :cool:

I should send you a knife farm for ever suggesting you would attempt to touch me with your foul and inferior hands.



Posted by The Judge

I'd touch you with my dead and wrinkled hands and shove my black, cancerous tongue down your throat.

Regardless of gender. Cause it's funny either way.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

and homosexual




Posted by Dreadnought

LIKE DERICK LOL.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

win lock thread




Posted by The Judge

Woah woah woah I didn't already imply a gay joke when I made my original one? Wow, you guys must have to have things thrown directly at your face to see them.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No, I got it. The gender thing pretty much was a "LOL JOKE RIGHT HERE GUYS" kinda thing.

But I figured I'd point it out.




Posted by The Judge

Thank you




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting The Judge: Wow, you guys must have to have things thrown directly at your face to see them.


Bukkake?



Posted by Ant

You're practically asking for it now -_-




Posted by The Judge

Who, me? Like I give a sh[COLOR="White"]i[/COLOR]t.




Posted by Grom

I like Asian walrus porn.




Posted by The Judge

Just...shut up. Commie hater.




Posted by Ant

Psh, China communism is teh gay.




Posted by mis0

China is teh gay.

oh snape i burned you china hahaha!




Posted by Xenos

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Posted by The Judge


Quoting Ant: Psh, China communism is teh gay.

Yeah, Russia did it so much cooler.

****ing orientals can't get it right.



Posted by Lord of Spam

Japan is obviously the coolest nation ever so u guyz should liek shut up oll




Posted by mis0

no u

KOREA IST KRIEG




Posted by The Judge

No, Korea ist suck




Posted by mis0

Korea PAWNZ and you will see this and ph34r once I finish ricing out my Hyundai.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

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Posted by mis0

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Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Big dumb dot of doom silences all.




Posted by Ant

Sigh, why did I get a chuckle out of that?




Posted by Dreadnought

<3




Posted by Xenos

****ing NO




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

****ING HUEG