I have an internet stalker

Alright, so this guy IM'd me out of the blue. I don't speak spanish, so when I couldn't guess what he was saying, I babelfish'd it. (Oh, and I guessed it was Xenos from the fact that her MSN name, Quan, is one letter away from Juan, but upon thinking briefly it obviously isn't. Oh well. Hi Xenos!)



Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Hola, Cordero De Gato.
Head Control System dice:
Uh, hey. Who´s this_
Head Control System dice:
*?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Soy un ventilador el tuyo, Jack
Head Control System dice:
What, you're a ventilator?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Me le dijeron que fueran más elegante que esto...
Head Control System dice:
See, I have no idea what you just said
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
El informador dijo que usted habló español. Asumo que él ha mentido.
Head Control System dice:
Sorry, I don't speak moon language.
Head Control System dice:
You seem to understand me. Is this correct?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
¿Si, lengua de la luna? Su comprensión de nuestra cultura es obviamente una pequeño... equivocada.
Head Control System dice:
My comprehension of your culture is sufficient enough.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
¿Usted habla tan nuestra lengua, niño ignorante?
Head Control System dice:
I don't speak Spanish because I have no need to.
Head Control System dice:
I live part-time in an English-speaking country, and otherwise in a French one
Head Control System dice:
Namely England and France respectively.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Usted necesitará una vez que usted descubra lo que tengo que decir, Jack Lamb.
Head Control System dice:
Whatever you say.
Head Control System dice:
So uh
Head Control System dice:
Who is this?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Juan Rodrieguez
Head Control System dice:
Right
Head Control System dice:
How did you get my name?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Su padre me dijo.
Head Control System dice:
What?
Head Control System dice:
Who?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Su padre. Su padre me dijo.
Head Control System dice:
Who's father?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
El tuyo.
Head Control System dice:
I see.
Head Control System dice:
And how would you be in contact with my father?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Él tiene negocio.
Head Control System dice:
Right.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
¿Usted todavía le conoce, correcto?
Head Control System dice:
Not exactly.
Head Control System dice:
And, uh
Head Control System dice:
Why are you talking to me?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
No sé los específicos. A me se permite solamente darle las noticias.
Head Control System dice:
Wait, paraphrase that
Head Control System dice:
I'm not sure I understand you there
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Sí, uno momento.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Me no dicen todo. Apenas tengo mis noticias a dar.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
¿Ahora entienda?
Head Control System dice:
...Kind of. You're talking to me... Because you were told to?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Sí, sí.
Head Control System dice:
By whom? My father?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
No puedo decir.
Head Control System dice:
You're not allowed to say?
Head Control System dice:
Um.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Sí.
Head Control System dice:
So... There's no real reason for you to be talking to me.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Aparte de las noticias.
Head Control System dice:
What news?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Mira su vida en curso.
Head Control System dice:
...
Head Control System dice:
I'm inclined to believe that you're just someone sitting there with a translation site open
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Crea qué usted desean, éste es solamente mi trabajo para ahora.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
O créalo o no, pero no es mi trabajo hacer que usted me cree. Pero sé sobre su padre. ¿Es esa prueba?
Head Control System dice:
And I'm positive I recognise your photo from somewhere.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Mi muchacha, Sophia.
Head Control System dice:
You're making no sense.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
¿Qué parte?
Head Control System dice:
Where did you actually get my name?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
No puedo decirle. No es mi trabajo. Pregúntele cuándo él viene a usted.
Head Control System dice:
"regúntele"?
Head Control System dice:
er
Head Control System dice:
*Pre...
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
¿Qué?
Head Control System dice:
Ah, never mind.
Head Control System dice:
I still get the feeling this is all some kind of bad joke, but whatever
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
¿Usted desea saber?
Head Control System dice:
I do not understand.
Head Control System dice:
Do you speak English?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Usted verá. Entiendo su discurso sin embargo.
Head Control System dice:
Whatever.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Hay una razón que usted reconoce el cuadro de la fotografía, Jack.
Head Control System dice:
Only word I could grab there was photograph.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Usted reconoce este cuadro por una razón.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
¿Entienda ahora le hacen?
Head Control System dice:
I give up - I have to leave now anyway.
Head Control System dice:
Nice talking to you, I guess.
Head Control System dice:
Later.


At this point I closed the window. However, a few seconds later:


Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
You will miss the news, Jack.
Head Control System dice:
Whoa, wait, what
Head Control System dice:
What news?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Goodbye.
Head Control System dice:
Hang on.
Head Control System dice:
What are you talking about?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
I have said already much times.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
That is why I have been talking.
Head Control System dice:
I did not understand
Head Control System dice:
What are you trying to say?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Understandable.
Head Control System dice:
Explain to me
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Which part do you want me to explain, Jack?
Head Control System dice:
What the news is, why you're talking to me
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
I guess you've already established who's dirty work I'm doing.
Head Control System dice:
My father's?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Yes.
Head Control System dice:
Why?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
It's that or clean the **** in the plaza.
Head Control System dice:
That's an expression I've never come across
Head Control System dice:
Look, is there any specific message you have for me?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
It's literal, I think you'll find.
Head Control System dice:
Explain.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Do you know the park?
Head Control System dice:
Park? What park?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Join the club, kid.
Head Control System dice:
You're making no sense again.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
All I have here is for you to know that any day between now and the day you die, it's happening in the park.
Head Control System dice:
I see.
Head Control System dice:
What kind of farce is this?
Head Control System dice:
Do you even know where I am?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
As you said, Jack.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Whatever.
Head Control System dice:
All I want is some kind of explanation
Head Control System dice:
This makes no sense
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
I assume you're at boarding school currently, if the school terms in Spain are anything to go by.
Head Control System dice:
Nope. I'm not even in England.
Head Control System dice:
I'm in a Spanish-speaking country, though.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Good.
Head Control System dice:
Doesn't mean I speak any spanish.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Well, I ain't here to play Where's Waldo.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
I've done my job.
Head Control System dice:
What job?
Head Control System dice:
Just tell me who you are.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Tell you whats in the memo here.
Head Control System dice:
Memo?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
The MSN name should give you a hint. Juan.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
From my boss.
Head Control System dice:
Juan... I don't think I know anyone named Juan.
Head Control System dice:
I know a few people named John, and a James, and a Jared
Head Control System dice:
No Juan.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Like I said, it's track-down-son duty or clean **** in the plaza.
Head Control System dice:
Track-down-son?
Head Control System dice:
Whoooooa.
Head Control System dice:
Hang on.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
No can do sir.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
I am not saying anything outside of the memo.
Head Control System dice:
Show me this memo.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
And this is where we part ways.
Head Control System dice:
For how long?
Head Control System dice:
You've managed to keep my attention for long enough, give me some kind of clue
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
**** knows, Jack. Dunno if I've filled out my job or not.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
A clue to what, exactly?
Head Control System dice:
What you're trying to achieve here.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
I'm not an insider in this place.
Head Control System dice:
I see.
Head Control System dice:
Will I be able to talk to you again?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
I get up at half 5 in the morning, do three jobs in one day, and work at this computer until 3AM, and do whatever gets put in front of me.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
I don't know. I'm not his representative.
Head Control System dice:
Wait...
Head Control System dice:
Juan
Head Control System dice:
Rhymes with
Head Control System dice:
Quan
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Your point is?
Head Control System dice:
...Does that not mean anything to you?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
I can't say anything.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
But there's your clue, right there.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
The one you asked for.
Head Control System dice:
Where's my clue?
Head Control System dice:
Your name?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
You said it yourself.
Head Control System dice:
Quan?
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
For you to work out.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Now I'd best be off.
Head Control System dice:
You still remind me of someone
Head Control System dice:
The font, the writing style
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Two hours of blissful sleep on a rollout mat await.
Head Control System dice:
I see.
Head Control System dice:
xenos
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Yeah, xenos. That's who I am if you want me to, Jack.
Juan ¿qué usted le significa no tiene gusto de martillos? dice:
Goodbye.
Head Control System dice:
Later.



His handle is: [email]juanrodrieguez@hotmail.com[/email]

As a little background information, I'm estranged from my father and I basically refuse to talk to him - Which is why the content of this conversation struck me. I don't usually tell people that sort of thing.

Discuss, I guess.

Take out the funny parts...then maybe...MAYBE...I'll read them.

[COLOR="Black"]Im gonna translate the spanish parts and post them when Im finished.
Cause that guy speaks bad spanish.[/COLOR]

It's too long for me to read, but he's not babelfishing from my experience. He conjugates verbs correctly, but what he's saying doesn't really make too much sense to me, because my spanish vocabulary is bad.

What I know:
- He's obviously fluent in English, because he's responding to what you said, in case this wasn't obvious. - lol, he starts talking english later on oops!
- Not babelfishing.
- Is calling you ignorant, and what you think about him ignorant.

Is this really Xenos, though? I didn't think it was fluent in spanish.

Nope, definitely not Xenos.

See, this guy had exactly the same font, and that's what initially got me.

@Ant: Actually, this is a halfway serious thread. :/

NEW:

I think he might be saying something about your father recognizing your picture, somewhere.

Whoa, awesome use for the new kid.

TRANSLATE AWAY!

Usted reconoce este cuadro por una razón.

This roughly means that "He/she (your father, because this person is talking about him formally above) recognized your picture for a reason / for some reason."

If he were harassing you in french, me and fg could hook you up.

But not spanish.:(

NEWER:

Usted verá. Entiendo su discurso sin embargo.

Rough translation: "He/she (your father? formal again) will see. I understand that you talk without 'embargo.'"

Makes no sense to me. :/

well, since it's serious I just thoght I would mention how much a HATE bean people!

O créalo o no, pero no es mi trabajo hacer que usted me cree. Pero sé sobre su padre. ¿Es esa prueba?

Roughly translated: "Believe it or no, but I don't work with [your father] but he I create -> (this might mean "he created me", this is your fathers alias?). Rather, I know on (about) your father. Is this a test?"

Doesn't make much sense.

General gist of it is "your father hired me", I'm guessing.

Even if he is a douche, he wouldn't pay a pseudo-beaner to harass me on messenger.

I'm thinking that this may be your fathers alias, upon second examination.

We should find someone fluent in spanish, honestly. This grammar is above my level.

No puedo decirle. No es mi trabajo. Pregúntele cuándo él viene a usted.

Rought translation: "I cannot tell him. It's not my job. Ask(?) when you think of it."

Nope, not me this time. Never heard of 'im. Oh, Khaos, when are you going to start the blog?

[COLOR="Black"]
Juan

Ain't that a NYC word?

Wow, I was pretty far off... good job dude!

Xenos: Jah, I think so.

Kyo: Out of interest, this guy isn't you, is it? It'd be a pretty wacky way to start the harassment team. ;o

Thanks for the translation, though. Appreciate it, d00d.

Hey... just from what I gathered there... Juan mentioned something about "You'll see when he visits you"... and also something about "it will happen at the park".

Is there a park around where you live? If so, I'd bet that your dad plans to see you in the park sometime, somehow.

Or this is all horribly fake and you have not to give it another thought.

Hokay...
This is obviously one of your father's bed-buddies or employees trying to harass you with pseudo-mystery and barely conceiled threats. Perhaps someone out there dislikes your father, or your dad is desperate enough to get in contact with you that he thinks mebbe fear would do the trick; if that's the case you've finally convinced me there isn't a shred of good left in him.
Eh, obviously a beaner, since he got so ****ed at you for trashing spanish culture. The next task is, I suppose, to find out (without speaking to him) whether or not anyone has a grudge on your father that could spill over to you. Its a long shot, but its all I can think of.

EDIT: Yeah, its definitely someone who doesn't know you that well, since his informant described you as 'elegant'. :-P

[quote=Dreadnought]
EDIT: Yeah, its definitely someone who doesn't know you that well, since his informant described you as 'elegant'. :-P
zomg f u

Eh, I haven't really been giving it a second thought. Haven't seen the dude online since, so I'm just assuming it's some random ****er who created an account for giggles.

Lock thread

Where's your rationale for that?

The fact that I didn't lock it.

But if you need justification, the fact that I can and can also freely excercise that power.











YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN EXERCISE SAID POWER, MOTHER****ER.

YES I AM

I was actually wondering WHY you wanted to. I am well aware that you reserve the right to close anything you wish, even if it does mean making a douche out of yourself.

Also, I recently made the personal discovering that douching is highly overrated.

Stealthily, nonetheless.

Thanks for the edit, whoever. : - D

Klarth.

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I HATE YOU.

I'm a retard and nobody should ever talk to me again. Disregard everything I ever have to say.

PLEASE ABBREVIATE NEXT LENGTHY QUOTE.

Your input was constructive and interesting.