Last night at 3:35 AMe
JHVHdude: ye seem to be a soul in need of salvation
JHVHdude: may i interest you in jesus?
En9ine Of H4te: Hmmm
En9ine Of H4te: let me consider this one
En9ine Of H4te: First, a question for YOU, my friend
En9ine Of H4te: well, ok, two
En9ine Of H4te: You don't have a problem with that, do you?
JHVHdude: of course not
En9ine Of H4te: ok
En9ine Of H4te: I
En9ine Of H4te: How did you get my SN?
En9ine Of H4te: II. Don't you have something better to do?
JHVHdude: converting the wicked is what i do
JHVHdude: there is no better work
En9ine Of H4te: Debatable, but I'll let it slide
En9ine Of H4te: Look
En9ine Of H4te: I was born christian
En9ine Of H4te: baptized, confirmed, saved, the whole kit
JHVHdude: hardly
En9ine Of H4te: Then I renounced it
JHVHdude: see, jesus loves
JHVHdude: but only so much
En9ine Of H4te: Because I feel Christianity to be a nihilistic religion
En9ine Of H4te: it devalues the life of this world in favor of a dubious afterworld
En9ine Of H4te: it also proselytises a slave morality in favor of the weak-of-will
En9ine Of H4te: which, in any civilisation, is wholly counterproductive
JHVHdude: nietzsche's arguments, which you do a poor job of summarizing, describe only the outdated christianity of yesterday
En9ine Of H4te: O RLY?
En9ine Of H4te: wow k i'm dum thanx
En9ine Of H4te: srsly
En9ine Of H4te: Here comes the new boss, same as the old boss
JHVHdude: not the pro-active brand that exists today, in which jesus will increase the size of your dick if you ask enough times
En9ine Of H4te: I have more respect for the old stuff, actually
En9ine Of H4te: Back in the old days people had more conviction, more force of belief.
JHVHdude: so your criticism is that religion has lost its religious essense?
JHVHdude: it seems to me that what you are rebelling against is nihilism
En9ine Of H4te: essentially
En9ine Of H4te: No, my criticism is that I don't believe
JHVHdude: don't listen to the devil's influence
En9ine Of H4te: :-D
En9ine Of H4te: I don't believe because nobody has given me a strong enough reason to believe any one cause
En9ine Of H4te: lets just say I am resisting ALL temptations by not subscribing to ANY theory
JHVHdude: so making your dick bigger isn't an incentive?
En9ine Of H4te: nope
En9ine Of H4te: no faustian bargains either
JHVHdude: tell me, do you believe in physics?
En9ine Of H4te: Mm
En9ine Of H4te: Yes
En9ine Of H4te: Repeatable results
En9ine Of H4te: Demonstratable laws
JHVHdude: are you familiar with centrifugal force?
En9ine Of H4te: Yes
JHVHdude: then you know well that it is a fictitious force, i trust
JHVHdude: it exists as fully as anything else, but is without physical cause
En9ine Of H4te: hmm
En9ine Of H4te: I never claim perfect knowledge
En9ine Of H4te: As far as the subject of *** goes,
JHVHdude: then how can you justify your rejection of jesus, if i do, in fact, claim perfect knowledge?
En9ine Of H4te: I can justify my rejection because you cannot, to my knowledge, provide strong enough evidence of the proof of Jesus's divinity
En9ine Of H4te: let alone the existence of divinity itself
En9ine Of H4te: I don't think anyone could 'reveal' *** to you.
En9ine Of H4te: If a person were, hypothetically, to have a connection to ***
JHVHdude: do you believe in quantum physics?
En9ine Of H4te: it would have to come either from within
En9ine Of H4te: or from *** itself
En9ine Of H4te: I'm not sure believe it the right word
En9ine Of H4te: I have yet to form an opinion
JHVHdude: do you accept it?
JHVHdude: do you believe in atoms?
En9ine Of H4te: I personally think string theory makes more sense
JHVHdude: again, do you believe that atoms exist?
En9ine Of H4te: Well, that answers your question doesn't it?
En9ine Of H4te: just substitute "string" for atom
En9ine Of H4te: There are no atoms in string theory
En9ine Of H4te: or membrane theory
JHVHdude: fair enough
JHVHdude: but have you ever seen a particle accelerator in action?
En9ine Of H4te: Never been near enough one
JHVHdude: but you apparently believe what you read in some magazine or watch in a cheesie nova documentary
En9ine Of H4te: Like I said
En9ine Of H4te: Believe is the wrong word
En9ine Of H4te: I prefer the word lean
JHVHdude: because science is empirical, it is necessarily uncertain
JHVHdude: surely that alone is enough to make the way of *** preferable
En9ine Of H4te: Depends on your definition of ***
JHVHdude: jhvh, the great master of all that exists
En9ine Of H4te: I don't think anyone could know a hypothetical *** without having a direct personal connection
JHVHdude: moses
En9ine Of H4te: hence I think conversion is a waste of time
En9ine Of H4te: EXACTLY
En9ine Of H4te: the prophets spoke to ***
En9ine Of H4te: Hence 'direct personal connection'
En9ine Of H4te: Everyone else who was not a prophet was, essentially, a slave.
En9ine Of H4te: Someone easily convinced.
En9ine Of H4te: Until I become a prophet I have no reason to believe in ***.
En9ine Of H4te: Anyway, you have yet to answer my first question
En9ine Of H4te: and until you do, I will ignore anything off of that topic
En9ine Of H4te: How did you get my SN?
En9ine Of H4te: Its ok if you name the source
JHVHdude: it was given to me by the lord
En9ine Of H4te: cute
JHVHdude: he visited me in a dream, and gave me a list of sinners
En9ine Of H4te: Ah
JHVHdude: he said you masturbate enough to power a maine light house for a year
En9ine Of H4te: Mate
En9ine Of H4te: I lost the lower half of my body in a car crash in june 2002
En9ine Of H4te: from the pelvis down
En9ine Of H4te: well done
En9ine Of H4te: asswipe
En9ine Of H4te: so it wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that I have Atheism and Judaism listed as profile interests?
En9ine Of H4te: Nice try
JHVHdude: very well....
En9ine Of H4te: Isn't it a sin to include any iteration or abbreviation of the Lord's name as a pseudonym?
En9ine Of H4te: you know, blasphemy?
JHVHdude: no
En9ine Of H4te: O RLY?
JHVHdude: the lord's name was forgotten after the destruction of the second temple
JHVHdude: lacking his true, inuterable name, it's all fair game
En9ine Of H4te: And yet a reference to it is still bad enough for some
En9ine Of H4te: For example, orthodox jews would freak out if you texted that
[SIZE=6]JHVHdude: okay...wrapping up, convert or jesus will skull f*ck you[/SIZE]
En9ine Of H4te: oh noes!!!!!!!111
JHVHdude signed off at 3:38:03 AM.
Howdo you even know the guy is for real? I've been known to make a real *** of myself under the guise of various religions and organizations. But, either way, that guy is a douche. :cool:
BTW, anyone else remember the 1337 Harassment Team?
as a catholic, i don't think even a fundamentalist would say that jesus would skull **** you. he's not really trying to convert you and you're an idiot for thinking so. why does your aim name look familiar?
I don't think much of you these days, you heretical pillowbiting liberal.
[quote=007 ninja]as a catholic, i don't think even a fundamentalist would say that jesus would skull **** you. he's not really trying to convert you and you're an idiot for thinking so. why does your aim name look familiar?
Um, I knew there was something a bit fishy about the whole thing DURING the convo. I just wanted to see how long it was until he got fed-up.
HMMM, my old SN is familiar? lets think why....
Why is it familiar?
Used to be his name on VGC.
I'm down for some leet harassment:link:
And I try to keep my religion bashing more openminded; I hate pretty much every faith:cookie:
Vampiro has it exactly right: faiths are moderately tolerable until they enter your home. In a neutral socio-historical context most of them can be explained, as well as people's desires to believe in them.
When brought before the theological draft, however, the ideal solution is to be snide, condescending and logical.
I'd rather accept plausible uncertainty than impossible fact.
i got it. what was your last name here?
I see a lot of people claiming to be Christian and saying things like that guy said to you, Dreadnought. Considering myself a "Christian," also, it almost makes me want to renounce that title because they degrade it so. I guess that's how we ended up with a million denominations within the Christian faith, huh? I'd want no title, but only to tell what I really believe and people can decide for themselves what to call me.
Maybe hate is a tad strong. But its powerfully negative, whatever you choose to call it.
Yessss...give into the hate...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do not want.
WELL IM CHRISTAN AND SAY THAT WHOEVER IS NOT BELIVIN UP IN HERE IS MAKIN A BIG MISTAKE YOU WILL GO TO HELL JESUS LOVES EVERYONE HE DIED FOR US CONVERT TO CHRISTAIN OR GO TO HELL YOU CHOSE
Undeleted for ****ing hilarity. Sorry, Judge. :(
I keep reading the title of this thread as "I hate Christmas".
On a related note, they found the gospel of Judas recently. And it's real.
judge is religious?
time paradox!
vampires
Yeah. Time paradox. Wtf. Why dont you divide by zero while you're at it, fag.
See, Judge subscribes to "Danteism", as he describes it.
How you can base a christian belief off of the Divine Comedy is beyond me, but hey, as long as he doesn't start preaching I'm down. :cool:
Wait.
People take Dante as a religious work? Wasnt he just some italian guy who claimed to have a vision from *** (recorded as the Divine Comedy)? If so, then what the hell, why not believe scientology; its about as credible.
Whatever. You get the idea.
I believe in it as far as having 9 Hells goes. That's about it. The categorization seems to make much more sense to me in terms of punishments for sins than 1 Hell does. As for the rest of it, it's pretty much Christianity. I just don't call myself Christian because that religion doesn't cover all my beliefs.
This is where I stop posting for fear of become overly offensive:cookie:
Go for it. Call me stupid or whatever you want. Not like you haven't done it before. :cookie:
Yeah, but that was jokingly:cookie:
Oh, well whatever. :)
If you care to think my beliefs are stupid, it's basically Christianity with a couple more floors in Hell's Hotel. So if you think Christianity is stupid, then sorry for having a faith. Either way, you can insult me all you want, but I don't see where it's going to get you.
Nowhere. Which is why I'm not.:P
Alright! For once, we're using common sense to sort out our differences.
F[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]cking heathen
Wait, did I just let a chance for an arguement slip by?
TO ARMS!:link::link2::link:
naive moron
Nah, I don't feel like it
The comfort and security of thinking you have a place to go after you die is nice. Believe me, I put plenty of thought into it.
You know I'll own you.
The fact that I am free to determine my own life and not have to fear eternal retribution for not fellating some arogant arse's ego fills me with satisfaction.
Yes, and I'm far too scared to have that happen in public.
I'm perfectly free and I generally don't abide by any dictums of the religion. I don't fear eternal retribution, as I'm a generally good person anyways. Fact of the matter is, I have enough fun calling people blasphemers and such that being religious isn't all that bad. I hate Christian Rock. It's so stupid.
**** right:cool:
Thats the most retarded thing I've ever heard, followed by one of the most true.
*cowers*
As goes most things in life
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All the tiny text is pissing me off, for some reason.
Now my text is hueg liek xbox. Better?
Much bettar!
saying you hate christians is a pretty bold statement.
What would they do about it? Wait for God to do some smiting? 'Cause it ain't gonna happen.
What if it does?
you're first...
i c wut u did thar, adn i dun liek it
yo momma a queer
judge u just a noob
EDIT. BUTTON.
Done
Aww, and I was just starting to find his posts amusing.
blah back to u
I think whoever this is MAY...may just be acting like a dumbass. If not, well, I'm impressed either way.
More edits yay this is fun.
I finally figured out who he was. A long-lost friend of mine emailed me out of the blue with his contact details and 'JHVHDude' was one of his SN's.
I froze, staring at the screen. Eight letters of confusion and anger stared back. I didn't know whether to bol, cry, scream or sneer, so I did all four simultaneously.
The guy's name is Ben Hersh, and together we started a cult (yes, an actual religion) at a summer camp and ritually circumcised our converts (all aged 8-13). Yeah, crazy.