101 Rules of Power Metal
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Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: 1. You have one goal: be epic.
This applies to me, every waken moment of my life.
Posted by ShadeNot to that post.
[quote]16. If at all possible, be Michael Kiske.
17. If this is not possible, pretend to be Michael Kiske.
I larfed.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: Not to that post.
It doesn't show on the internet, but in real life, I was quite epic while writing it (oh, and grim).
Posted by MetalVox~55
Quoting Vampiro: It doesn't show on the internet, but in real life, I was quite epic while writing it (oh, and grim).
Sorry CJ, you lose this time.
19. ‘Grim’ and ‘necro’ don’t apply here; they just make you look silly. Now go back to singing your 20 minute epic about dragonslaying!
666. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!!
96. If you see a black metaller in the woods pretending to be a troll, see rule #9 and rule #63.
-- 9. Swords enhance your credibility and your performance. Be sure to carry one regardless of whether or not you know anything about using one.
--63. To compensate, sing about killing trolls. Preferably with the swords that you carry onstage.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: 19. ‘Grim’ and ‘necro’ don’t apply here; they just make you look silly. Now go back to singing your 20 minute epic about dragonslaying!
A CONTRADICTION APPEARS! Plus, there's a lot of epic Black Metal that involves "dragonslaying" and whatnot.
Quoted post: 666. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!!
Scratched out.
Quoted post: 96. If you see a black metaller in the woods pretending to be a troll, see rule #9 and rule #63.
Never attempted to be a troll.
Quoted post: -- 9. Swords enhance your credibility and your performance. Be sure to carry one regardless of whether or not you know anything about using one.
Black Metal and stupid swords go hand-in-hand.
Quoted post:
--63. To compensate, sing about killing trolls. Preferably with the swords that you carry onstage
Doesn't apply.
Sorry Scott, it was a valiant effort, but you lose.
Posted by MetalVox~55
Quoting Vampiro: Sorry Scott, it was a valiant effort, but you lose.
I don't lose. I'm the jugganaut, biatch!
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: I don't lose. I'm the jugganaut, biatch!
Huh, I was just watching that not even ten minutes ago. You win this round I guess.
Posted by Bj Blaskowitzhahah I love the troll references, and
50. Hail true metal!
51. Acoustic guitars are for intros and bridges. Then crush them with steel.
52. Epic. Tight. Pants.
