50 ways to know you're an ignorant metalhead

Posted by Richaod

http://www.drakegta.com/almightyshoe/main.php?page=realmetalfan

I agree with most of those. I don't think they apply to anyone here, but there are a lot of really retarded Slayer/Cannibal Corpse fanboys out there....

Posted by Shade

[quote]22. You don't get bored of solo's

:(

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: 17. You ever liked anything Iron Maiden did.


... uh, what?

Besides that one, none of those things applies to anyone I know.
Posted by Shade

Nobody you know never gets tired of solos?

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: Nobody you know never gets tired of solos?


Nobody I know listens to music with long enough solos to get bored of.
Posted by Shade

Instrumentals?

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

... what does that have to do with long solos? Intrumentals don't always focus on the guitar.

But to answer your question, no.

Posted by Shade

Doesn't just have to be guitar solos, though.

...and why do they have to be long solos?

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: Doesn't just have to be guitar solos, though.


That's true. I just injected "guitar" in myself.

The point is, none of my friends listen to music that involves many solos, or any solos at that.

Quoted post: ...and why do they have to be long solos?


I just assumed they would have to be long to get bored of them.
Posted by MetalVox~55

2, 7, 20, 22, 28, 33, 37 apply.

this site is nothing more than a lame maddox rip off.

Posted by basterd

ROFLMAOP I love this guy he's an idiot.2,4, I don't like the end of #6 if he is implying to black lable society zakk is a great person,8,9 , on #10 how can something be half thrash? thrash is good but I don't think it should apply to punk.12 is funny but applys,13 I would have liked slayer if they didn't say they were something other than thrash metal,15,17 I liked maiden,18,20,22,24, 25 I like both bands but I don't think there name is the coolest thing in the book,26,28,29,30,32,33 metallicrap is dumb,35,36,37,38 \m/,40 thrax,42 lol,43 applys to my every day,45,49,50
well anywho ,that was all a bunch of crud but it was fun ,I'm not ignorant ,everyone has there taste in metal,If you didn't argue something about metal ,than you wouldn't be a metalhead,

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: how can something be half thrash?


By being half of some other genre (Black/Trash for example).
Posted by Richaod

Quoting MetalVox~55: 2, 7, 20, 22, 28, 33, 37 apply.

this site is nothing more than a lame maddox rip off.

Crap, I thought it was Maddox. :P
Posted by MetalVox~55

Quoting Richaod: Crap, I thought it was Maddox. :P

get off my internet, peon.
Posted by Richaod

Quoting MetalVox~55: get off my internet, peon.

It looked close enough. :( The person who linked me to it pretty much implied that it was Maddox, too.

Oh, and did you ever get that Arsis song I uploaded to YouSendIt?
Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

I totally would have liked them more if they'd kept Dragon Slayer

Posted by Xero

I respond to many of these points...****...

Posted by Shade

Quoting Vampiro: I just assumed they would have to be long to get bored of them.


Well, they could buy a CD, and each song could have like, 6 minutes of solos.
Posted by Shin-Ra

Quoting Bj Blaskowitz: I totally would have liked them more if they'd kept Dragon Slayer

Agreed. Hey, who knows, it might have added some humor to "Angel of Death".
Posted by Klarth

[quote=Flame ghost]
I respond to many of these points...****...
You listen to Linking Parck. **** off, pedant.

2, 7, 17, 22, and 37 apply.

Posted by Axis

Quoting Vampiro: ... uh, what?

Besides that one, none of those things applies to anyone I know.

Yeah, didn't really understand that one either.

Anyways, I'm still reading it, so I'll post further input in a little bit.
Posted by BlizzardOfSteel

25. To You, Megadeth and Kreator are cool band names.
I do :( lol i wonder who wrote this. Like wat is their musical preference. This made me lol.

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: I do lol i wonder who wrote this.


a tr00 kvlt metalhead.
Posted by Megatron

What if you hate all metal made after 1990?

Posted by Klarth

Then you're an idiot.

Posted by Kanashuri

26. You refuse to admit that it takes any ammount of talent at all to write a song which has a melody or rhythm.

This applies to rappers and their bull**** music. Know what else rhymes? CHILDRENS BOOK! I just hate rap. **** them

42. You can't speak any other languages, but know the lyrics to a dozen German thrash songs, and 5 other songs from non-english speaking countries.

Uh...Rammstein. but i do speak a little german. Who DOESNT want to know what they are saying?

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Quoted post: Uh...Rammstein. but i do speak a little german. Who DOESNT want to know what they are saying?


I couldn't care less, personally.
Posted by Kanashuri

And...whered that come from? Im just saying just cuz you dont know the language doesnt mean you shouldnt know your favorite bands lyrics in english

Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You asked "Who doesn't want to know..." I answered your question. I don't give a ****.

Posted by Kanashuri

Oh.......

Posted by Raptor

Quoting Kanashuri:
Uh...Rammstein. but i do speak a little german. Who DOESNT want to know what they are saying?


Nothing important.