My sister is scaring me.
Posted by ZetaMy sister sucks at video games. She can't get even half-way through any game. Today she started a new file on Donkey Kong Country, so I expected her to get up to Bouncy Bonanza and then lose all her lives & give up, like always. As of the time I post this, she's managed to get all the way to Snow Barrel Blast.
WTF!?
Posted by Vampiro V. EmpireKick her in the back of her face when she's almost done the game. That will show her.
Posted by Lord of SpamSeconded, but you should tape it for us to lol at.
Posted by ZetaWell ****, she's at Ice Age Alley now. =/ It's a good thing there's no savepoint until after Torchlight Trouble. If she gets Game Over she'll have to start back at SBB.
[quote]Kick her in the back of her face when she's almost done the game
Its kinda hard to do that when she has her back to the wall.
[quote]but you should tape it for us to lol at.
No camera, sry. :(
Posted by Antyou fail
Posted by The Judge
Quoting Zeta: Its kinda hard to do that when she has her back to the wall.
YOU KICK YOUR FOOT RIGHT THROUGH THAT ****ING WALL.
Posted by Zeta[quote]you fail
Why do I fail for her sudden increased skill?
[quote]YOU KICK YOUR FOOT RIGHT THROUGH THAT ****ING WALL.
Can't. There's another wall in the way, and a furnace.
Posted by AntI'm just saying...you fail...in general.
Posted by ZetaIt's pretty **** entertaining watching her try to get through Croctopus Chase. She doesn't know you can hold Y to swim faster. >=)
[quote]I'm just saying...you fail...in general.
I hate myself.
Posted by AntYou fail
Posted by Stalolinpunch through the *******ed furnace
pretend you're in the varia suit and can withstand high temperatures
Posted by The Judge
Quoting Zeta: Can't. There's another wall in the way, and a furnace.
I once crashed out of a closed iron maiden and ran blindly through 2 walls in a house to get the blood of a child I could smell in the living room.
Posted by Zeta
Quoting The Judge: I once crashed out of a closed iron maiden and ran blindly through 2 walls in a house to get the blood of a child I could smell in the living room.
So you assume I can do this as well?
And it's about ****ing time one of my threads/posts were editted!
Posted by The Judge
Quoting Zeta: So you assume I can do this as well?
Smell a drop of blood from miles away with pinpoint accuracy and recover from horrendous wounds within minutes?
Yes.
Posted by Lord of Spam
Quoting The Judge: I once crashed out of a closed iron maiden and ran blindly through 2 walls in a house to get the blood of a child I could smell in the living room.
Pft, thats nothing. I once was so drawn to a nearby piece of cake (it was delicious, i had to eat it!) that I was able to rip my arms and legs right out of the sockets to escape from a rack. I then crawled, inchworm style across a floor of lime (the mineral, not hte fruit) covered glass shards and red hot nails to get to the table it was on. I used my teeth to drag my ragged torso up onto the table, and as the last drops of blood escaped from my broken body, I left my head fall, mouth opened, over hte cake, taking it into me as quickly as my blood was leaving.
******* I feel grim after thinking that up.
Posted by Zeta
Quoting The Judge: Yes.
No.
And I laugh at LoS's story.
Posted by The JudgeI once was chasing a man down an alley as dawn came up. As my sun fizzled and burnt, I merely ran on, ever faster, and fully drained every last drop of blood from the bastard's body after breaking every bone in him.
And then I went into hiding and didn't come out for a week for a full body 3rd degree burn.
Posted by ZetaNot as funny. The thought of LoS's limbless body crawling along the ground makes his superior.
Posted by The JudgeI wasn't going for funny.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: Its kinda hard to do that when she has her back to the wall.
Then run up and drop kick her face through the wall? It'll be even funnier because she'll land in a furnace and burn to death.
Posted by Lord of Spamwhat is this faggotry?
Posted by Shade
Quoting Vampiro: Then run up and drop kick her face through the wall? It'll be even funnier because she'll land in a furnace and burn to death.
Can't stop laughing.
I bet she beats the game within the week of 3 days.
Posted by sniper*stands aside and plays a trumpet*
Posted by Lord of Spamwow, that was powerfully gay
Unfortunately, I lol'd at the gayness, so now I'm silly again. My brush with grimness is over.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: My brush with grimness is over.
never happened
Posted by SladeYeah, LoS, go back outside.
'Cause you can.
'Cause you're not a vampire.
Haha mortal
Posted by ZetaHoly ****, she's at the factory area.
Posted by mis0
Quoting Lord of Spam: Pft, thats nothing. I once was so drawn to a nearby piece of cake (it was delicious, i had to eat it!) that I was able to rip my arms and legs right out of the sockets to escape from a rack. I then crawled, inchworm style across a floor of lime (the mineral, not hte fruit) covered glass shards and red hot nails to get to the table it was on. I used my teeth to drag my ragged torso up onto the table, and as the last drops of blood escaped from my broken body, I left my head fall, mouth opened, over hte cake, taking it into me as quickly as my blood was leaving.
******* I feel grim after thinking that up.
Oh yeah?
Last year on TWA flight 019 out of Tulsa on a rickety DC-10, a seagull flew through the left engine, causing it to explode and go into a tailspin, speeding toward a painful and firey death in the desert canyon below. Few survived the crash, and fewer the horrendous burns. I lived, all one arm, 50% 3rd degree burns on my body, and psychotic tendencies of me. After using a peice of turbine blades as a ghetto machette and hacking the few living to peices for fun, I crawled through the wreckage, eating the burnt remains of my fellow passengers. No, it didn't taste like chicken, ****it. It was more like oil-soaked caviar, but crispier and deadier. But why dwell on the past? I've got you guys. And I've got ale. LIFE ARE GOODER.
Posted by Lord of Spam
Quoting Misoxeny: for fun
automatic DQ.
Posted by Xero
Quoting Zeta: My sister sucks at video games. She can't get even half-way through any game. Today she started a new file on Donkey Kong Country, so I expected her to get up to Bouncy Bonanza and then lose all her lives & give up, like always. As of the time I post this, she's managed to get all the way to Snow Barrel Blast.
WTF!?
Eh...Not everyone is good at games. My bro cant even play starcraft...
Posted by The JudgeNor can I.
But I can kick your *** at Guilty Gear.
Go figure.
Posted by Xero
Quoting The Judge: Nor can I.
But I can kick your *** at Guilty Gear.
Go figure.
Yeah you probably would.
Posted by The JudgeYour moves just got caught.
And 1/5th of your health is gone.
Posted by Xerooh congrats. You just pwned a n00b :P
Posted by The Judge*instant kill*
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: Eh...Not everyone is good at games. My bro cant even play starcraft...
It's not only that she's bad at games, but's that she's suddenly able to beat Donkey Kong Country.
Posted by XeroTheres nothing hard about DK. If your patient and you go slowly through all the levels, its fine.
Posted by Vampiro V. Empire
Quoted post: Theres nothing hard about DK. If your patient and you go slowly through all the levels, its fine.
Where did I say it was hard?
Posted by ZetaS'alright, now. She lost whatever skill she got yesterday. Now she's stuck on Rope Bridge Rumble. :cool:
Posted by AntEh, that game wasn't really that hard when you think about it. :/
Posted by Stalolin[quote=The Judge]*instant kill*
*rolls behind*
*giant needle hair combo thing*
*continues to use a cheap move that hits you when you're down*
Posted by AntRIDE THE LIGHTNING!
Posted by The JudgeGravuh Digguh!
Dark hurrangel!
Inviteah hell!
DONKEH PAUNCH!
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Head Shot!
Posted by DreadnoughtI revise that.
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