DA Profiles




Posted by Klarth

Yeah, just for fun.

Name: Klarth
Status: DA mod [COLOR="black"](WOW THIS SURE IS WRONG)[/COLOR] (YEAH, NO ****)
Origin: Britain
I love: Kittens, cola, senseless violence
I hate: Philistines, Sumerians, The Judean People's Front
Special power: Editing your post

Add to it if you like.




Posted by The Judge

Name: The Judge
Status: DA Mod
Origin: American
I love: VAMPIRES LOL
I hate: SUNLIGHT
Special Power: Telekinesis




Posted by Zeta

Name: Zeta
Status: DA's Little Trooper
Origin: King of the Summon Spirits
Love: Metroid, VGC, and Metroid
Haet: Laugh tracks, and immigrants that refuse to learn the primary language of wherever they move to.
S.Power: Screw Attack




Posted by Lord of Spam

Name: LORD PF MOTHER FUCKING SPAM, BITCHES.
Status: Occasional providor of lollary
Origin: Uterus
Love: Alcohol and women, but only when used seperately
Hate: being productive
Special Power: Penis of the Infinite




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Lord of Spam: Status: Occasional providor of lollary

What happened to buttseckz ninja?



Posted by Lord of Spam

Oh, right, [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/penguinbob/buttsekzninja.jpg]that to.[/url]




Posted by Xero

Name: Flame ghost
Status: DA wanabe
Origin: Canadian
I love: Dongs...
I hate: Not dongs...
Special Power: Thunderbolt :P

I'm back at DA :D




Posted by sabre

Name: Sabredog
Status: Big powerful supermod who eats people. Doesn't actually go into DA that much but what the fuck.
Origin: Britain
I love: Music, love, long walks along the beach at sunset.
I hate: Jesse Smith!
Special power: I SPROUT WINGS AND FLY AROUND THE ROOM OHKOING PEOPLE FOR 100 DAMAGE




Posted by Lord of Spam

[quote]I hate: Spammers...

:(


Quoting Sabredog: Name: Sabredog
Status: Big powerful supermod who eats people. Doesn't actually go into DA that much but what the fuck.
Origin: Britain
I love: Music, love, long walks along the beach at sunset.
I hate: Jesse Smith!
Special power: I SPROUT WINGS AND FLY AROUND THE ROOM OHKOING PEOPLE FOR 100 DAMAGE


Dude, I've got WAY more than 100hp.



Posted by Xero


Quoting Lord of Spam: :(


Well your a special spammer. Your not like these n00bs that come...wait! Take Fierce deity link. Thats a spammer of high category no?

No offence ;)



Posted by Lord of Spam

Woah, did he jsut compare me to that fagmaster?

DA ban.




Posted by Stalolin

Name: Stalolin

Status: [IMG]http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/7466/outfoxed01300013hg.jpg[/IMG]
Origin: Forged from the fires of Mount Doom

I love: waterfalls, books, sexual activity

I hate: When you wake up, look out your window, and discover that you're on a space ship and Earth is now a pile of asteroids. I mean, that totally ruins your day.

Pokemon power: Rain Dance : As often as you like during your turn (before your attack); you may attach 1 water Energy card to 1 water Pokemon. (This doesn't use up your 1 energy card attachment for your turn.) This power can't be used if Stalolin is Asleep, Confused, or Paralyzed.




Posted by Xero


Quoting Lord of Spam: Woah, did he jsut compare me to that fagmaster?

DA ban.


I compared you to that person in a good way dude...



Posted by Lord of Spam

No such thing.




Posted by mis0

Name: Misoxeny
Status: Forum Alcoholic/Manic Depressive
Origin: Mexico
I love: ALE, ADRENALINE, ALE AND ADRENALINE, MY HAIR, TELEPHONES.
I hate: Memes, eBaums World, chalk.
Special power: reverse westside dorifuto!




Posted by Lord of Spam

Dorifutoooo is a meme on /o/.

TIME PARADOX.




Posted by Darksong X

Name: Darksong
Status: DA Mod
Origin: America
I love: Babes, Money, and Sleep.
I hate: Silver
Special power: Werewolf.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Werewolf? Enjoy your aids, yiffer.




Posted by Darksong X

I have purposley contracted the virus in order to make myself immune to it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Sounds reasonable.




Posted by Darksong X

And is!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Name: Vamp
Status: Mod
Origin: California
I love: Everything
I hate: Everything
Special power: Everything.




Posted by Zeta

[quote]Special power: Everything.

DO A BARREL ROLL, VAMP!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

**** that.




Posted by Lord of Spam

harbl?




Posted by Dreadnought

[FONT=Book Antiqua]Name: Dreadnought
Status: YIFF
Origin: Bloody Hell, Kent
I love: NSB/NWOBH M, permafrost grimness, that freshly-traumatized look on jack's face.
I hate: that oh-so-special feeling of being woken up by the school's matron before recovering from the Heidi Klum dream you had half an hour ago.
Special power: GETTING THE F*CK BACK ON YOU, SH*T HEAD!!!
[/FONT]




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Vampiro: **** that.


:(



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: permafrost grimness,


Who doesn't love that?



Posted by Trigger

Name: Trigger
Status: For you, baby, I can be anything.
Origin: Australia.
I love: Well, there's this one person...
I hate: Well, there's this one person...
Special power: Super hotness, Australianness, intelligence and just pure femaleness.

By the way, I think all of you missed me on the list of things you love! :mad:




Posted by The Judge

Twas a fleeting romance and nary more!




Posted by Xenos

Name: Xenogenesis
Status: Mod
Origin: The United States of America
I love: Dogs, videogames, books, stuff, camping/hiking, more stuff.
I hate: Cats, FFVII, and other shiz.
Special power: Maybe.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: By the way, I think all of you missed me on the list of things you love!


Technically, you would be included in "everything". Plus, it's implied and whatnot.



Posted by Xero

Trigger is right. I'm stupid.




Posted by Shade

Name: Shade
Status: Ostrasized
Origin: Ascendant's Cave
I Love: Pizza, Golden Sun, Music
I Hate: Gays
Special Power: Ice




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Shade: I Hate: Gays

Ironic



Posted by Shade

More like, unronic.




Posted by The Judge

More like, faggot.




Posted by brownoystercult

Name: Runkz
Status: DA newbie
Origin: TEH MOON
I love: moon language, moonimation, mgs 3 online
I hate: how ant copies my aim profile
Special power: to annoy you




Posted by Shade


Quoting The Judge: More like, faggot.


Stupid baby.



Posted by Dreadnought

[quote=Flame ghost]Trigger is right. I'm stupid.

I second that.




Posted by Trigger

I concur with that statement.

Vampiro is also off the hook. :-*




Posted by Xero

Still editing my posts? lol




Posted by The Judge

I'll do as I wish!




Posted by Dreadnought

This is Darkness Advanced. Democracy here is but a pipe-dream.




Posted by Xero

Then I'll bow to the democracy, but I dont like it.




Posted by The Judge

*Aristocracy




Posted by Xero

I got the cash... *tries to hide the monopoly cash in pooper*




Posted by The Judge

I'm not touching your[COLOR="White"] a[/COLOR]ss for some monopoly money. I'm just gonna laugh at the fact that you went through all that pain for nothing.




Posted by Xero

****...Better luck next time...

Your not easy judgy. *wiggles finger* tss




Posted by Shade


Quoting The Judge: *Aristocracy


*Oligwryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Shade's got it right. This is an Oligarchy.




Posted by The Judge

And we love it




Posted by Trigger

I put three hotels each on Mayfaire and Park Lane.




Posted by Xero


Quoting Vampiro: Shade's got it right. This is an Oligarchy.


???



Posted by Ant

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DESU




Posted by Zeta

Toki yo tomare!




Posted by Xero

My ***...I got a lot of stuff to learn about DA!

Again: ???




Posted by Roger Smith

Name: Roger Smith
Status: DA Master
Origin: Mississippi
I love: video games, Women, computers, Trigger
I hate: boogers, anti-DAers
Special power: POWER OF ATTORNEY!!




Posted by The Judge

I AM THE GRAND DRAGON!




Posted by Ant

Don't touch my ****ing posts desu




Posted by Xero


Quoting The Judge: I demote everyone to slave.


What are your oders master?



Posted by The Judge

I said everyone. Me included.




Posted by Shade

Then stfu and get back to work.




Posted by Zeta

I promote myself to Master, then class change to Rapist.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Shade]Then stfu and get back to work.

Anyone not affiliated with Darkness Advanced is automatically on a lower level than us.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: My ***...I got a lot of stuff to learn about DA!

Again: ???


... how do you not know what an Oligarchy is? Are you even in highschool?

Eh, it's a type of government where a small, elite few rule over everyone else. Except, they rule in their own interest, rather than listen to what the people want.



Posted by Zeta

Why do I keep reading that as Olivearchy?




Posted by Xero


Quoting Vampiro: ... how do you not know what an Oligarchy is? Are you even in highschool?

Eh, it's a type of government where a small, elite few rule over everyone else. Except, they rule in their own interest, rather than listen to what the people want.


...thanx for helping me...