Does the fact that I made this during the day cause a time paradox?
Yes, but your only redeaming factor is that it's nighttime here. :cool2:
Time zones are for fags.
desu.
ne?
KAWAII!
neko
I'm running out of weeaboo phrases.
Otaku faggot
watashi wa klarth-san! kekeke
klarth-kun*
:cool2:
*Mr. Fucking Weeaboo.
shinde onegai, doug-kun
O namae wa? ^_^
******* moon language
(17:06:55) Jack: it's not rape
(17:07:00) Jack: it's love at first sight!
Has anyone ever hooped pillow shams before? Once you get them stabilized, it is difficult to still have enough room to monogram them. Many people have trouble with that. Practice is what got me good at it. That and discovering marvelous clothes pins and their many divergent usages. Safety pins work too. There will be sweat as you craft with meticulous precision. Blood will also be spelt more often than some may like. Only the manliest of men can handle such battles. The Battle of Kerak? pfft. More like the battle of pillow perfection! Only the most mighty of crafted pillows will install the zealous yearning within you to sleep forevermore and you can all rest assured that my dexterous pillows will do just that.
Can't say I have good sir.
I told you, tonight, it's not "dad" to you. It's Mogar.
This rings some sort of bell...if only I could hear it.
Billy and Mandy
AH ****! Didn't even think about it. Always number 1.
Always #1 in my heart
but billy and mandy is neither thought provoking nor original
Are you scared like some small tasty bird?
Eh, I enjoy the dull humor of it. Just the sheer "Heh heh, man fall down." aspect of human comedy.
I am experiencing Bernina 950 needles for the first time tonight. It has been so difficult to find a website to purchase them from. :(
Never heard of them. Elaborate.
I quite enjoy billy and mandy. Not that the show itself is hilarious (which it really isnt), it just reminds me of the good times back home with my little bros. It is one of the few cartoons i watch anymore...which is a shame because i love cartoons.
Billy & Mandy is crude, immature, grotesque, and absolutely moronic. I love it.
Although I don't watch it often enough. Shame.
[quote=Demonblade]It is one of the few cartoons i watch anymore...which is a shame because i love cartoons.
I hear ya, buddy. I love cartoons as well, but often find myself not watching them because I'm seemingly always wrapped up in something else. One of my priorities is to memorize the Adult Swim schedules and watch the shows on a regular basis (excluding the anime, of course) because whenever I do happen to catch Adult Swim when it's on, I always enjoy myself.
*smacks forehead* I'm so out of it right now. I think it's time for some speedcore and a Bawls.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
I enjoyed the episode where Irwin got away with saying 'ass'.
I remember in Dexter's Lab, they got away with saying "hell" and "Dam[COLOR="White"]n[/COLOR]ed."
"What the hell is this?"
"You're just a bunch of [COLOR="White"]da[/COLOR]mned...Criiiiiminaaaals."
I don't recall that episode.
CN sucks nowadays. They should bring back the old stuff, like Johny Bravo and Courage the Cowardly Dog. None of this Puffy Ami Yumi shit.
I concur. I enjoyed both those shows highly.
...When I give the signal, we attack the stage.
Purple... FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILTH!
My humor is refined to the point of giggling at genital jokes, which CN simply cannot provide.
My humor is refined to laughing at...well, nearly anything.
mostly the misfortune of others and/or their stupidity. Which in most cases tie together.
[quote=sniper]My humor is refined to the point of giggling at genital jokes, which CN simply cannot provide.
[quote=The Judge]My humor is refined to laughing at...well, nearly anything.
penis
is this two birds with one stone?
It made me chuckle.
I need a driver's license.
http://planesnakenes.ytmnd.com/
My humor consists of do really stupid things and/or laughing at other people's stupidity.
Like Fat Insane Christian Woman.
Gaarrgyles AAH!
I just watched all 12 episodes of Rozen Maiden desu.
no wonder you're acting like such a ****ing retard desu
I have the compulsion to mess some sh!t up with a huge pair of scisors now.
YEAH! LET'S GET OBSESSED!
[quote=Ant]I just watched all 12 episodes of Rozen Maiden desu.
Was it good at all desu?
I thought it was a pretty enjoyable anime desu. I enjoyed it enough obviously to watch it in one huge long run, if that gives you any sorta idea of how I thought it was desu. Suiseisuki(desu-chan) is reason enough to watch it desu.
STOP
SAYING
DESU
[quote=The Judge]STOP
SAYING
DESU
Derekesu
*Dericksu
I'm a closet gay desu
I've been gone for almost a week, and this is all you guys have done without me?
Jesus, yuo guys are slacking desu.:(
Yeah, it's been slow since the last wipe. Maybe it's because you've been gone? We were missing a big contributer. It's all your fault. A[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]s
I've been gone for almost months, and this is all you guys have done without me?
****, I suck :(
I didn't know Apathetic came to DA.
Long before your gay *** did desu.
Posting in Da to make vamp sexually stimulated.
Eh, didn't do anything for me. Sorry.
No more sparks flying in your browsing experience? Consider counseling.
There was never sparks. It was just a lie... all those years... all based on a lie. Counseling can't help me now.
But public embarassment can!
MAN? WHAT IS MAN?
The thrill of being caught while browsing DA gets me off.
Sometimes I leave the door open a crack...
I leave it wide open!
Oh man that's hot!
You have no idea!
I'll never be the same again.
...and neither will my wall seeing as it now has a huge hole blasted through it.
What did you do to that poor wall?
Darksong set it up the bomb!
Ha ha ha
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/CATSongX.png[/IMG]
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET BORED!? I CREATE SINS AGAINST GOD AND NATURE!
fcuk, I went through and repped the whole first page and some of the second page of the general ssb3 idea thread and I still can't give Zeta rep. Now I have to wait 24 hours before I can give out more desu. ='(
For your first act as SMod, get rid of the ****ty 'Must spread before you can give more' thing.
Huh, sounds dirty.
That'd be something only an administrator could do.
And it is dirty. It's filth that keeps us from becoming the most powerful beings ever.
Darksong needs to use that image Zeta created.
[quote=Vampiro]Darksong needs to use that image Zeta created.
I concur. /peerpressure
Everyone should use the images I make. Then world peace would reign.
Make me an image, kthx
[quote=Vampiro]Make me an image, kthx
I make the same statement. /peerpressure
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/Kriegtroid.png[/IMG]
idk I can't think of anything.
No kidding.
thx
I didn't think anyone would actually use that. I boled when I saw it in Stal's avatar spot.
It was mostly for comedic purposes. sry sry
Then its purpose has been served.
Make me an image featuring Robo-Ky.
I'm not familiar with Robo-Ky.
*Flameshield get*
[quote=Zeta]I'm not familiar with Robo-Ky.
*Flameshield get*
http://images.google.com/images?q=robo-ky&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&percentage_served=100&sa=N&tab=wi
Yeah, needs more May.
[quote=Ant]Yeah, needs more May.
do not want
Jam? Dizzy? I-no? Millia?...Bridget...?
[quote=Ant]Jam? Dizzy? I-no? Millia?...Bridget...?
They're all good in my book.
Especially Bridget.
Go Zeta. I changed my avatar to it even before reading the rest of the posts in this thread.
I declare win and thanks for the pic Zeta.
Yeah, it's quite the win.
Currently torrenting: Guilty Gear X2 #Reload. Time to finally see what all the hubbub is about.
PS2 or bust. It's the only system I'll play GG on.
Needs more Faust. And Dizzy.
[url=http://www.divideby0.com/photos/2004/Anime-Expo/day1/PICT0099.JPG]AH HA HA HA HA H-*vomit*[/url]
EDIT: Nevermind. Not showing up, ****ty Dizzy cosplay.
I'd play more Guilty Gear.
But my brother took the X-Box up to college with him. I haven't seen an X-Box in months. Otherwise I'd be playing Guilty Gear.
Well, since the boards got rebooted...I thought I'd just say...
I've been playing Kingdom Hearts II for the past 8 hours stright(while doing other **** online) and yeah...
Well, since the boards got rebooted...I thought I'd just say...
I've been playing Kingdom Hearts II for the past 8 hours stright(while doing other **** online) and yeah...
You mean oblivion, right? Because KHII is ****, while Oblivion is amazing.
What the **** is up with the reboot?
Someone used Linkman's account to wipe the boards, minus DA.
For once.
Huh, seems we've been reset a few days. How bout that. Anyone still got those sigs?
Hey didn't he say he'd never return to DA? Huh?
Huh?
Wishful thinking.
I'd get Oblivion and Kingdom Hearts 2 and all the games in the world if I had the money.
..Well, I think the 360 would have to come out with at least ten amazing games on top of that.
1. Halo 3.6433: The Edition Where Master Chief Has A Pink Gun Instead Of A Black One And The Covenant Come From Antarctica
2. Final Fantasy MMLXVI Online: The Saga of The Romantic Crystals of Eternal Wisdom (Sephiroth Edition, Build 53.2)
3. Project Gotham Racing 11: Special Edition With A Picture Of A Ferrari On The Disc
4. The Elder Scrolls XII: There's Some Evil Wizard In A Volcano Or Something, But It's Cool, Because You Can Kill Anyone You Like
5. Need For Speed Underground Rivals World Tour Urban Monster Truck Edition 8: Pink Nike-Sponsored Rims Edition
6. Rareware Presents: A Host Of Games That Were Originally Intended For A Release On A Different Console Half A Decade Ago
7. The Quest For Homebrew, Episode 6: Microsoft Introduces Gayass Firmware Updates
8. Dead Or Alive 12: Upskirt Volleyball Fighting Edition
9. The Adventures Of No-Plot Boy And His Wacky Online First-Person Adventures (With Guns!)
10. Flight Simulator 3984399202
[URL="http://rapidshare.de/files/17386209/Suiseiseki.rar.html"]http://rapidshare.de/files/17386209/Suiseiseki.rar.html[/URL]
desu
YES! THANK YOU! I LOVE IT!
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/1144414084469.png[/IMG]
Second I saw the green and red eyes, I thought "Hm, I'm probably not going to find this picture funny. Not even a smirk."
How right I was.
Did you download the file? (vamp)
IS NOBODY GOING TO PASS COMMENT ON MY FUNNY, WITTY AND SATIRICAL HUEGBOX 360 POST?
In a way, our communal silence should be all the comment you need.
But, but
The wit!
...The Britwit!
TEA AND CRUMPETS!!
:(
a CATS is fine too!:D
oh, I thought he actually said that...
what would you have done if i did?
Thought you were pretty cool...guess not.
:(. i basicailly put the same thing.
So that means I'm pretty cool, right?
Right?
Him.
ALthough the fact that you are missing a joke and dont even know is kinda funny too.
i want ants opinion.
I think: Tits or gtfo.
:(?
EITHER SHOW YOUR TITS OR GET OUT!
Unless you're fat or a man.
man. But of course, you all already knew that based on what it says in my profile and were obviously joking. I GET JOKES. BUT NOT ALL JOKES ARE REALLY THAT FUNNY.
I editted your post so you don't look offensively stupid.
somone change topic. please.
So, I heard that shdig was pretty lame. Any truth in that, anyone?
[quote=Shdig]i want ants opinion.
Ant never voices his opinion.
HAY ANT:
[IMG]http://i2.tinypic.com/t858w8.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i2.tinypic.com/t858w8.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i2.tinypic.com/t858w8.gif[/IMG]
I'm really tired of all the desu faggotry. I wish channers would find a new meme.:/
They just did: DESU FAILS!
Me-had headphones on-
Judge-They’re killing them while they’re alive.
judge-he rises up and stares at me-
me-takes headphones off-
me-What?
judge-They’re killing them alive...you got to unhood them...you got to... -lays back down-
me-confused-
320 pictures of desu! Of all people, I figured you would enjoy it the most.
Badass.
Edit: It's been downloaded 76 times? Huh, more than I expected.
Less then I expected...
Thar be duplicates in this folder. Ah well. Good stuff. It made me lol.
i think i failed. like always.
[QUOTE=Ant]Me-had headphones on-
Judge-They
In other news, me and judge took a picture with the easter bunny at the mall today...pretty badass bunny man.
All three of us did a hardcore thumbs up. It came out really funny.
Why dontcha post it ya bix noods?
It's sitting on my desk, making me laugh and waiting to be scanned by the scanner I don't have.
Sometimes I rock so hard that I cant even stand it.
Also, I once woke my roommate up talking about killing people in my sleep. It really weirded him out, but I lol'd when I found out.
cool looking, but sucks in isuka.
I agree completely.
Isuka sucks period.
I'm glad I rented it instead of buying it.
Hey, same here.
I downloaded the file. IT MADE ME PUKE.
**** you, Ant. I will be avenged.
BUT CUTE ANIME IS KAWAII!!!!! IT'S SOOOO GOOOODD ^___________^
I seem to be the only person who can make good GIFs.
guilty gear sucks.
In fact, I can safely say I have yet to play a 2d fighter that I enjoyed.
Wow, you suck then...
You made guilty gear gifs?
2D fighters>3Dfighters by far.
I've yet to play Isuka. Only ones I've played so far are XX#Reload and Petit 2.
And ABA doesn't seem to be in Reload. Is she in any other GG games?
GG Slash. But that one is a Japan only one I believe.
So I've heard. Oh well, I can pray that she'll be in GG Judgment I guess. She looks so kickass :(
I prefer fun to style:D
And I dont like the way most 2d fighters tend to play, too. Its just... jerky is the closest I can come to describing it. Nothing is smooth. It goes from almost standstill to a billion hit in about a second. Its retarded.
Guilty Gear has the smoothest animation you'll see in ANY 2d fighter.
Its not the animation that isnt smooth, its the fighting. I've played GG. Did you guys forget who i used to date? She loved all that 2d ****. I still just never got into it. I prefer being able to actually move anywhere I want to. It just opens up more strategy.
I also never really had fun playing SSB before, either. I tend to get too comptetitive when I play fighting games, and thats a game that should only be played for fun, so I always end up getting angry.
The thing I don't like about 3D fighters is the fact that noobtards can just hit up or down and sidestep all your moves. This is why Tekken 3 is the only 3d fighter I will ever spooge on.
And hey, sprites are more fun anyway. It'll be a long time before 3d fighters match the level of detail.
Yeah, thats why I dont say "lol 2d fighters suck". I sy that I dont enjoy them, but thats about it... expcept for GG, which I actually dislike more than others.
As for noobs being able to side step... if you cant get around that then you just need to practice more. For instance, in SC2, pretty much any horizontal takes care of that. And I like the way that most matches play out in 3d. You have to think a bit more, consider the risks involved with each attempt and whatnot. Its a more strategic gameplay style.
[quote=Lord of Spam]expcept for GG, which I actually dislike more than others.
wtf why
I dunno, the main reasons I dislike 3d fighters are aesthetic ones - Like, watching a replay of the fight. The animation's identical when you see someone repeating a move (not saying it isn't in a 2d fighter, but at least there aren't ****ty camera angles in the replays [or there are no replays at all]), and it all seems so... I dunno, soulless. 2d ones are so much more exciting.
Eh, not really. I love strategic games, but you'll eventually know what to do and what not to do without actually thinking about it. Once you've practiced a bit, it's all gut. So though it may be more strategic, that's not a whole lot.
Besides, if you think SC2 is more technical than GGXX#R, you're retarded :cookie:
Guilty Gear is possibly one of the smoothest playing fighting games out there. It doesn't take much to get good, but it takes a hell of a lot to be pro. Also, personally, I like the character diversity in this game much more than any others. And the music is awesome.
Vampires are pretty cool, guys.
Also, GGXX#R is Guilty Gear XX #Reload. And yes, Faust is a GG character. And he's ****ing cool.
He's an awesome character. Dr. Ba----
extremely interesting post
[quote=The Judge]He's an awesome character. Dr. Ba----
just say it
dr. baldhea
And Millia ftw.
Millia is stupid and cheap and it's baldheaD.
Idiot.
[quote=The Judge]Millia is stupid and cheap and it's baldheaD.
Idiot.
Cheap = win
And you missed the joke/attempt. You didn't finish his name, nor did I.
Cheap characters are lame, but fun to humiliate people with.
In SC2 I tend to stick to Ivy/Taki/Nightmare, but when someone ****es me off I whip out Maxi and just pour ownage all over their faces.
Cheap characters are annoying period. Unless the other player can actually, you know, play the game. But even then it makes me want to punch the person in the jaw.
Thats the point. You only use them when someone is being a total asshat.
Once, in 12th grade during exam day, I was hanging out with my friend in his class (he had a tech class with a sub teacher that didnt care, and I didnt have to be there since the AP exam a week earlier counted as my final). We had a PS2 up, running SC2. A jolly good time was had by all; we were passing controllers around after losses, etc. Essentially, people were actually being pretty cool overall, since we had brought themn entertainment. Well, one guy felt the need to be a douchebag. He proceeded to talk 10 minutes of **** about how he was the best SC2 player ever, and how he could own my ****ing face etc. So I tossed him a controller, picked Maxi (I had been sticking to Taki, as that was around the time that I started practicing with her) and proceeded to not let him hit me once. I just combo'd one trip attack onto another, and juggle after juggle.
He went back over to his friends and left us alone halfway through the second round of not hitting me:D
was he black?
No, actually. Sort of a "I'm white but wish to *** that I was mexican" thing. It was weird.
*** I hate beaners
I live in a state that is run by migrant workers. Spanish is almot an official second language in the whole state, and actually is in some parts of the south part of the state.
[quote=Lord of Spam]I live in a state that is run by migrant workers. Spanish is almot an official second language in the whole state, and actually is in some parts of the south part of the state.
how the hell do the mexicans get to florida?
Unless we're talking Cubans here.
Otherwise, how the hell? Mexicans climb fences, they don't swim across oceans.
Cubans tend to cluster in miami. There are a lot of Mexican workers that tend to get trucked in to pick strawberries in Pasco county and tomatos in Ruskin (2 counties east, and one county south, repsectively). Aside from that, we get a lot of carribean immigrants, and most of them speak spanish. Every now and then you'll hear someone from Martinique or Haiti speak in French, but its pretty rare comparatively.
Suburban white morons will suprise you with exponentially increasing stupidity.
There was a night club that opened near my old apartments. It didnt serve alcohol, and catered to the idiots that wanted to be LOL TOTALY THUGZ 4 LYFE YO. No matter what, if you drove past it at around 10pm you'd see idiots in riced out civics and braces. It never failed to make me lol.
The suburbs here are full of that **** too. Every single white kid at my school except for me has a freakin' amp, bass speakers + box, and aftermarket head unit in their car, and (of course) the fart pipe. I want to shoot the asshats, especially when they wake me up from a mile away with their ****ty ****ing music.
KILL.
The worst we have in Simi are the typical latino gangbangers and yes, i've seen a few white guys who acted like they were from the bario. Think they all fly and ****...
i have ****ing guilty gear midnight carnival for the psp, guys. it owns hard. a portable ****ing guilty gear.
I have a feeling the new one coming out for the DS is going to suck...
Dual Screen GGX...interesting.
Dust Strikers. I will moar then likely get this.
http://www.gamespot.com/ds/action/guiltygearduststrikers/index.html
They need to stick to what worked instead of experimenting. Obviously people will be happy if you release a new GGX with new characters, all the old ones, and just as much story and as many modes (EX, Black, Gold). They need to stop doing crap like Isuka and this new one where they're "lol trying new stuff."
Congrats. We already knew this.
I was telling myself.
"That's what a PM is for lol"
I'm not THAT sad.
If you count having a full PM box on an internet forum "not sad".
:(
Which I don't.
How do I shot empty pm box?
Get some e-friends.
no u
I've gotten 16 Pm's since registering...lol
I've cleared mine out recently. Saw a bunch of PMs from the break up and lol'd that I'm such a faggot that it was conducted via pm.
I emptied mine three months ago and now almost back up to 200 *oscar*
Though I don't think I completely emptied it, just three or so pages worth
I've only got 38. Nobody loves me.
I don't get a lot. Just like on the phone, I speak about bidness and bidness alone.
THAT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO LIFE. JUST A WRETCHED, MISERABLE UNLIFE.
:cookie:
Wow, pretty gay thing to have at the top of a new page!
it is.
No,
I is.
I have a bidness prop'sition fo ya, judge. Call me up an' we can talk on it.
Kill kill kill the poor.
remember remember the cocks of november
I adblocked that **** so that I didnt have to be subjected to traps evry time I refreshed the furst page.
How do I shot webb?
By squeezing a pressure point in your anus.
thats more like, how do i shot projectile feces
ASK VAMPIRO LOL
Liek omg ant I gave my avy different colurd eyes liek Suiseiseki! Am I accepted by u now!?
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/AA.png[/IMG]
Well, make the other side a brighter red. And then make it your avatar. Then yes, very much so.
lol, I'll do it after playing Superman 64.
I love torturing myself.
wow, extreme.
JUST LIKE SEAN FURY.
Whatever happened to that faggot, anyway? I still wanna nail him for that 9-11 thing.
I want to go to sleep. DA IS KILLING MY LIFE.
WELCOME TO DARKNESS ADVANCED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hehe, you play nice now.
Goodnight DA.
*Jezra climbs into his coffin and slams the lid shut*
Je veux te baissez comme un aniWHERE IS SARAH CONNER
Terminator > French
Depends on whether the T1000 has a taste for pastries.
THAT'S STUPID! OF COURSE HE DOES!
Then France has already won.
Sarah Conner probably would be a tasty pastry.
So would your mom:(
HAY NOW DAT UNCAWL 4
Neither is your mom, but she is still alive anyway.:(
You had better shut up. Or I'll use my Fusion Kamehameha wave dance on your disfigured face.
Like I used my dong on your moms face?:(
Yeah.
Oh, okay. Rad.
Super-rad!
It's ON, LoS
*Khaos uses Dori-Dori-Wave*
Fine.
*uses truck to dorifutooooo right over teh kia*
Your move, carless one.
Why does Lord of Spam's Avatar cause my schitzophrenia to act up again...
Spam's Avatar の原因の主を私の schitzophrenia... 再度の上で機能するためになぜするか
One of the previous rules: No moonspeak.
*Uses Dimension Slash for no conceivable reason*
A DUEL IS ON!
I summon my totem animal, the mighty Ram!
It batters you to death with it 5.2 liter horns or fury!
I summon my totem animal: Tiny, the eight-foot cock.
I slap Miso and LoS in the face with it. They both die immediately of massive haemmoraging.
See, mine was funny because i drive a dodge RAM. So for yours to be funny, you would have to drive an eight foot cock named tiny.
What if I do? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MY LIFE.
I WILL NEVER MAKE YOU LOOK BAD AGAIN. THIS IS A SOLEMN PROMISE.
See what I did there, friends?
I see that you suck. Is that what you were going for?
I suck horse balls.
[quote=Phlynthe]Suck....what I wonder? Hahaha I said Suck on VGC...
omg you have a bad taste in music
http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/
This is gold. Quality material. The lady who spoke last in the Evanescence video makes me laugh.
This commons computer is a negro. I hates it.
AND I NEED TO GET SOME **** SLEEP. otherwise i wont be able to loev teh ground like ky.
cock please
[quote=Phlynthe]I wanna get flamed here so I can say the DA guys don't like me...But I think that I'm doing too well and being too normal here...sorry
reverse psychology is a no.
I'm delivering.
Now get out.
Too bad that the environment is so shot to hell from my 9mpg monster that they cant get near me:cool:
fgsfds
loli haet klarth!!
Umm, alrighty!
gobbledy-gook
i'm gay
This page alone made me laugh.
You know what makes me laugh?
Suprise buttsekz.
You know what makes me violently ill?
****ing gay **** like that.
I've been 4chan free for 5 days.
Whats up with that?
I've been 4Chan free pretty much forever.
I win.
Gamerman2601: (>^_(>O.o)> HOMOSEXUAL KIRBY
Gamerman2601: :D
Gamerman2601: lol
Hachi: XD
Gamerman2601: (>^_(>^_(>O_o) THREESOME!
Hachi: oh ***
Gamerman2601: :D
Gamerman2601: (>^-^)> ~~ (>^-^)> ~~ <(;;o_o;;)> ~~ <(^_^<) ~~ <(^_^<) KIRBY BUKKAKE!
Hachi: XD]
Everyone said that "The Golden Man" was his most influential piece of short fiction, but I continued arguing the case of "The Short Happy Life of the Brown Oxford" until that deletion message appeared at the top of the thread. I said "**** you" and left, never to return.
If that was your reason for leaving... U_U Yeah.
Everyone knows "Shell Game" was a terrible short story, anyway.
I suppose I'm still amused by all the stupid memes that flood out on a daily basis though.
I learned something today :D
-copy pasta from /b/-
copy pasta from urban dictionary:
fupa
fat
upper
pussy
area
fat chicks who tend to wear there pants high have "fupas"
"**** check out the fupa on that whale.."
QUICK, NOBODY LISTEN TO ME. MY OPINION IS DISPOSABLE.
Heh, don't edit exoxlies posts constantly like some of the others.
But they all consist of "lolZOR" or something ****ing dumb like that. Hell, that one was just "APUF!!!".
Quality over quantity rite?
He possesses neither :cookie:
And because of your edit, my post just become so much more intresting, huh? :)
Yeah, Exo is off-limits. Don't edit 'em.
Anyone else is fine, though.
I'm fine with it, I just don't see why editing them to something worse would contribute, though.:rolleyes:
It'd chase you away like it did with FG. THAT'S contributing.
Why would editing posts chase me away? :D
Wait, what's wrong with Exo?
Something's wrong? :big_bird:
Fer your information "Sju" is "Seven" in Swedish.
Heh, and the other ones did actually contribute in their own ways. :rolleyes:
More like, WHAT WHAT CHARM WHAT
PFF, WHEN I WAS A CHILD YOU COULD JUST ADMIRE A NAKED WOMAN.
SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE DEFECATING OR ANYTHING.
Xile temporarily failed for typing Odin as 'Oden'.
Temporarily.
Yeah, he permanently failed a long time ago. He can start serving out the temporary fails as soon as time ends.
How about we bash someone more retarded.
Like exoxi- HANG ON
Klarth, are you PMS-ing? :big_bird:
Are you REGRESSING?
From what?
ANY SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE
Idk, am I?
Yes
I SUCK
right
:(
Take that
Why do you beat your kids so much? Micheal I'm getting concerned...
Does that mean you're fighting with your soul? :)
[spoiler]I just made myself laugh, and I'm not proud. >_<[/spoiler]
Trying...and dying.
How sad. :(
some random whore added me on gayspace and wanted me to come to her sexchat thing :( Catch being she would give me SPECIAL VIP STATUS, all I have to do is give out my credit card number! Gee, I can't believe I said no to such a great offer.
Most Foolish. :D
Wow, you're stupid, Ant. I would've given her my SS for some REALLY hot stuff.
What SS? The grubs?!!?!?!??!
...Social Security Super Shot
Sayin Security!
I needz some sleap gais. waa i dont wana b produktiv waaaaaaaaaaa!11
pft, only babies go to bed before midnight.
butbut but I hav 2 waek up adn due stufs!1
In all honesty, yeah, I've become lame in that I now require like 10 hours of sleep to function semi-normally. At least I haven't resorted to physical violence. Yet.
I don't even know what I have to do tomorrow. It's probably important. Which, of course, is why I can't remember.
OH I REMEMBER I NEED MORE ILLEGAL DRUGS THAT'S RIGHT
...What the **** is going on here?
...What the **** is going on here?!
Mythbusters.
Confirmed.
BUSTED
PLAUSIBLE
UNLIKELY
fappin' to Kari. stfu.
...Noted.
OWNED!
no u
c-c-c-c-combo breaker
Gastric Failure?
Actually, I did throw up recently.
Needs more posts of at least halfway decent length (disregarding this one as an example, because it's a poor one, though with this side note, it puts it at a halfway fair length. How about that).
Ok, then:
LoS:
Was it a brocolli that made you throw up, recently?
Happy Sir Judge? -_-'
A thousand times better.
owned
pwned
PhlyntheKT: Hey Judge
Dr Faust ****IT: hey what
Dr Faust ****IT: I'm in a good mood so you might end up speaking to me for a bit
PhlyntheKT: What should I do to be cool with you DA guys?
Dr Faust ****IT: be halfway normal and both tell and recieve good jokes and humor
Dr Faust ****IT: and stop with the depressed bull**** and elipses
PhlyntheKT: What is with all the deletion? I could have gone back and edited posts that weren't with the mood of things.
Dr Faust ****IT: because we think it's funny
PhlyntheKT: I noticed that, but if the posts were there I could listen to your responses and reply atleast.
Dr Faust ****IT: make a thread asking how you should improve
Dr Faust ****IT: and take every piece of advice into consideration
Dr Faust ****IT: in fact, post this convo
PhlyntheKT: I have tried that. You may notice the missing ellipses.
Dr Faust ****IT: no no no
Dr Faust ****IT: post this convo as a thread
Dr Faust ****IT: and ask for advice
Dr Faust ****IT: do eet
PhlyntheKT: Where? DA may not takes this as a serious thing.
Dr Faust ****IT: ger
Dr Faust ****IT: well if you want to improve for US specifically
Dr Faust ****IT: then I suggest doing it where we pay attention
Dr Faust ****IT: ie. da
Dr Faust ****IT: *DA
Dr Faust ****IT: and most often people in DA are liked outside there
PhlyntheKT: Okay
Dr Faust ****IT: you know?
Dr Faust ****IT: and stop with the suicide bull****
Dr Faust ****IT: that's so stupid
PhlyntheKT: I'm gonna do it.
Dr Faust ****IT: then don't bother becoming well liked
Dr Faust ****IT: can't be very social when you're dead
PhlyntheKT: I need these things first though.
PhlyntheKT: I like being anyway I am.
Dr Faust ****IT: ........k
Dr Faust ****IT: and if you aren't accepted in a public internet forum you end it all?
PhlyntheKT: No
PhlyntheKT: That wasn't the reason.
Any help is appreciated.
Be like me.
Owned.
EDIT: Say racist stuff, don't use elipses, make funny jokes, post less seriously, no depressed crap, and be more jovial.
Now now (wacko101), please play nice with the other kids! :D
Pft, when did you learn English, MOM? :o
// Oh, and when did you start using the internets? :mad:
er... before you were a twinkle in your daddy's eye.
Cute.
It was in the 50's you foolish pawn.
Holy crap I was duped by the user name hack. YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER.
Pft, I don't know about that. :D
No.
No...
Yeah, uh huh. I never work. That's right.
Nor do I sleep. Right again.
Yup, only have time for video games...Yup.
*Hangs up on mom*
You forgot the part where you go "yiff yiff yiff"
Hey.... this must mean that ALL VGC'ers have the same mom. :shake:
WE'RE LIKE A SICK FAMILY.
With diffrent dad's? :)
Otherwise it'd been pretty sick...:(
The last few posts have made me sad to be alive.
I shall continue to exist whoever, just to spite you all.
"Slade's Mom" has the nicest ring to it.
your mom has a nice ring... TO MY COCK.
lol cockring.
So is there a limit to how far we can go here?
No porn
Anything else goes!
no tom hanks
owned
It's day here so why do you post now? Ownage factor 8
Not really. No one cares about the rules any more. :(
owned
Dis.
My video card had a piece missing from it.
I was gone for two days.
I spent the time watching movies, namely; Donnie Darko, Garden State, and Brokeback Mountain.
I then superglued the piece back on because for some reason it would not heat up enough to soder back together.
Hey, Lolin, what's up with yer sigs collar?
It's.... ALIVE! :eek:
Hey, Lolin, your sig needs more tits in it.
Huh, so it is.
Living collar or not, it stands...Tits or GTFO.
wbQFTbitl
would be quoted for truth but i'm too lazy
I've never felt this weak in my life. What a cruel reminder of my living status.
needs more necromancy.
I just killed a bunch of Necromancers.
how appropriate.
*withers away*
Wonder if I can down some actual food today.
You're a vampire. You don't need food.
Just find some little eight-year old. Apparently their blood is quite delicious.
Rule 1: Don't let her become a vampire.
But you're right.
Then again, the blood of another Vampire tastes even better. It's like drinking from 100 people at once.
Can I moontalk? :D
No, never.
Only rule: Don't not be funny (this includes moontalk).
Everything else I'm fine with.
IT IS DARK OUT LOL
dark like my heart, amirite?
More like:
"Is your heart black and full of hate?"
"Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch."
Man, I should watch that movie again.
I dont recognize the quote:(
Really? It's from Legend.
Never seen it.:(
Tell me about it, but may *** have mercy on your souls if you give out spoilers.
Tom Cruise. That's all you need to know.
Oh, and some Unicorn dies, world freezes over, Satan kidnaps Cruise's girlfriend and a female unicorn, and Cruise has to save everyone. Sounds ****ing retarded, but it's actually a really good film. I don't think I know a single person who hasn't seen it at some time in their life.
And it's where Miyamoto got inspiration for Zelda! :)
Rly, me no lies! :o
jajajajaja
But I actually never saw it either.
Me neither. But I like unicorn movies...
TEH LAST UNICORN!!11!!1
Actually I never saw that, either. I generally don't do movies.
Last Unicorn ****ing sucks. About as much, if not more, than Anastasia.
Anastasia kicked [COLOR="White"]a[/COLOR]ss, Last Unicorn sucked. Flight of Dragons was much better.
DID YOU KNOW HE THOUGHT UP DONKEY KONG WHEN HE SAW HIS MOM GETTING GANGBANGED BY AN ITALIAN AND AN APE
Sounds hot. Torrent?
See your avatar (Mario is both Italian and an Ape).
I came.:(
I'd not want to know what crazy movies you've been watching, Judge...:(
fap fap fap
My three favorite movies are (in order of least to most): Misery, Private Parts, and the Breakfast Club
Hi, I'm The Judge, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my forum friends. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on LoS. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and deleted one of his posts. Then I find out my he's been dead for six years. Who the hell's post did I delete?
HEY! YOU COPIED ME COPYING FAMILY GUY!
Who?
Am I being ignored again?
Wtf, does a guy have to say something kewl to be heard? :(
yeah:(
OR, say something that fails really hard. But then we'll jstumake fun of you.
ProTip: post more raven pics, cuz he's awesome.:(
He wouldn't be without me! :mad:
I freakin' saved the sucker, and all he does is leave me. :(
That is NOT cool. :o
But he's a viking. He has to go pillage.:(
You sh[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]t on my rug one more time I swear to f[COLOR="Lime"]uck[/COLOR]ing G[COLOR="Lime"]o[/COLOR]d I'll rip your tounge out and feed right up your a[COLOR="Lime"]s[/COLOR]s. This is your last warning.
Bird dont have the mass to rape a human. However, a viking can and will rape anything it **** well pleases, regardless of whether its man, woman, animal, vegetable, or mineral.
So I guess its a tossup.:/
edit:lol at gangrape insinuation
Wtf is the point in raping a vegetable, or a mineral?
I dont know, I'm not a viking.:(
Wanna fight?! >:O
You better watch out for LoS. He has, like, a +1 dagger, or something.
Pft, I've got a +5 ring of deflection, +10 bracers of armor, a ring of dexterity +8, a cloak of wisdom +8, and I'm a 20th level monk with a (natural) 22 dex and wisdom with the saint template.
Good ****ing luck hitting me.
Pft, I've got Viking powers.
How the hellz can you even think you can escape me? >:O
Ninja>Pirate>Monk>Viking>All
Viking<>All
Same thing. :o
Popular cultural warriors < Mythological Creatures
Stop renaming stuff. :(
Not renaming.
It's freaking rape of the Swedish language, I say. :mad:
:rolleyes:
OLD/
Swedish language.*
Swedes suck, therefore so does their lingo.
Pft, you wouldn't have matches, or any place to store your milk if it wasn't for us Swedes.
Show some gratitude! :(
Oh, and you wouldn't have dynamite either. -_-'
HA!
We rock! >:O
Still you imply we suck? :o
K, real order
Ninjas>monks(shao-lin)>vikings>monks(normal)>cyborgs>pirates>zombies>vampires
Despite, with all given logistics, Vampires could flat out kill any of them :)
Let's try this: Lord G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d > Lucifer > Anything
Or this!
You>Me. :D
Dude, at any given ecl, assuming that they were all leveled, the vampire holds no special advantage. AND, since it is so often associated with emogothfags, they lose.
Emo = Sad Vampire.
Man, Vampire's shouldn't be able to get sad! :(
Way of the Vampire Bird? :D
Nah, I don't want to drink the blood... but I'm a bird. I can't seperate the juices from the blood. I don't know any better.
If I were a bird I'd be a penguin. CUZ PENGUINS ARE FUCKING AWESOME!
I common bluejay could kill you.
If i were a bird, I'd **** on your face every day of your life.
Lesson one: Poop on people.
Lesson Nr'2: Turn around and poop, again!
No? :)
Lesson 2: Aim.