Nighttime Posting Only Thread




Posted by Lord of Spam

Does the fact that I made this during the day cause a time paradox?




Posted by Ant

Yes, but your only redeaming factor is that it's nighttime here. :cool2:




Posted by Lord of Spam

Time zones are for fags.




Posted by Ant

desu.




Posted by Lord of Spam

ne?




Posted by Ant

KAWAII!




Posted by Lord of Spam

neko

I'm running out of weeaboo phrases.




Posted by The Judge

Otaku faggot




Posted by Klarth

watashi wa klarth-san! kekeke




Posted by brownoystercult

klarth-kun*

:cool2:




Posted by Lord of Spam

*Mr. Fucking Weeaboo.




Posted by sniper

shinde onegai, doug-kun




Posted by Zeta

O namae wa? ^_^




Posted by Lord of Spam

******* moon language




Posted by Klarth

(17:06:55) Jack: it's not rape
(17:07:00) Jack: it's love at first sight!




Posted by Darksong X


Quoting Klarth: (17:06:55) Jack: it's not rape
(17:07:00) Jack: it's love at first sight!


I lol'd.

Zato-samaaaaaa!



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: (17:07:00) Jack: it's love at first sight!


Just got a crappy song stuck in my head because of that, thanks.



Posted by Dexter

Has anyone ever hooped pillow shams before? Once you get them stabilized, it is difficult to still have enough room to monogram them. Many people have trouble with that. Practice is what got me good at it. That and discovering marvelous clothes pins and their many divergent usages. Safety pins work too. There will be sweat as you craft with meticulous precision. Blood will also be spelt more often than some may like. Only the manliest of men can handle such battles. The Battle of Kerak? pfft. More like the battle of pillow perfection! Only the most mighty of crafted pillows will install the zealous yearning within you to sleep forevermore and you can all rest assured that my dexterous pillows will do just that.




Posted by Ant

Can't say I have good sir.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: The Battle of Kerak? pfft. More like the battle of pillow perfection!


I bol'd



Posted by The Judge

I told you, tonight, it's not "dad" to you. It's Mogar.




Posted by Ant

This rings some sort of bell...if only I could hear it.




Posted by The Judge

Billy and Mandy




Posted by Ant

AH ****! Didn't even think about it. Always number 1.




Posted by The Judge

Always #1 in my heart




Posted by Stalolin

but billy and mandy is neither thought provoking nor original




Posted by Zeta

Are you scared like some small tasty bird?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: but billy and mandy is neither thought provoking nor original


It's pointless and moronic. That's where the laughs come from. Though, I've only seen it when my litter sister watches it, but hey, it made me chuckle in it's idiocy.



Posted by Darksong X

Eh, I enjoy the dull humor of it. Just the sheer "Heh heh, man fall down." aspect of human comedy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Just the sheer "Heh heh, man fall down." aspect of human comedy.


slap-stick?



Posted by Dexter

I am experiencing Bernina 950 needles for the first time tonight. It has been so difficult to find a website to purchase them from. :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Never heard of them. Elaborate.




Posted by Demonblade

I quite enjoy billy and mandy. Not that the show itself is hilarious (which it really isnt), it just reminds me of the good times back home with my little bros. It is one of the few cartoons i watch anymore...which is a shame because i love cartoons.




Posted by Corrupt

Billy & Mandy is crude, immature, grotesque, and absolutely moronic. I love it.

Although I don't watch it often enough. Shame.

[quote=Demonblade]It is one of the few cartoons i watch anymore...which is a shame because i love cartoons.

I hear ya, buddy. I love cartoons as well, but often find myself not watching them because I'm seemingly always wrapped up in something else. One of my priorities is to memorize the Adult Swim schedules and watch the shows on a regular basis (excluding the anime, of course) because whenever I do happen to catch Adult Swim when it's on, I always enjoy myself.

*smacks forehead* I'm so out of it right now. I think it's time for some speedcore and a Bawls.




Posted by The Judge

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR




Posted by Zeta

I enjoyed the episode where Irwin got away with saying 'ass'.




Posted by The Judge

I remember in Dexter's Lab, they got away with saying "hell" and "Dam[COLOR="White"]n[/COLOR]ed."

"What the hell is this?"
"You're just a bunch of [COLOR="White"]da[/COLOR]mned...Criiiiiminaaaals."




Posted by Zeta

I don't recall that episode.

CN sucks nowadays. They should bring back the old stuff, like Johny Bravo and Courage the Cowardly Dog. None of this Puffy Ami Yumi shit.




Posted by The Judge

I concur. I enjoyed both those shows highly.

...When I give the signal, we attack the stage.




Posted by Zeta

Purple... FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILTH!




Posted by sniper

My humor is refined to the point of giggling at genital jokes, which CN simply cannot provide.




Posted by The Judge

My humor is refined to laughing at...well, nearly anything.




Posted by Ant

mostly the misfortune of others and/or their stupidity. Which in most cases tie together.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=sniper]My humor is refined to the point of giggling at genital jokes, which CN simply cannot provide.

[quote=The Judge]My humor is refined to laughing at...well, nearly anything.

penis

is this two birds with one stone?




Posted by The Judge

It made me chuckle.




Posted by Stalolin

I need a driver's license.

http://planesnakenes.ytmnd.com/




Posted by Darksong X

My humor consists of do really stupid things and/or laughing at other people's stupidity.

Like Fat Insane Christian Woman.

Gaarrgyles AAH!




Posted by Ant

I just watched all 12 episodes of Rozen Maiden desu.




Posted by The Judge

no wonder you're acting like such a ****ing retard desu




Posted by Darksong X

I have the compulsion to mess some sh!t up with a huge pair of scisors now.




Posted by The Judge

YEAH! LET'S GET OBSESSED!




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Ant]I just watched all 12 episodes of Rozen Maiden desu.

Was it good at all desu?




Posted by Ant

I thought it was a pretty enjoyable anime desu. I enjoyed it enough obviously to watch it in one huge long run, if that gives you any sorta idea of how I thought it was desu. Suiseisuki(desu-chan) is reason enough to watch it desu.




Posted by The Judge

STOP

SAYING

DESU




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=The Judge]STOP

SAYING

DESU

Derekesu




Posted by The Judge

*Dericksu




Posted by Ant

I'm a closet gay desu




Posted by Lord of Spam

I've been gone for almost a week, and this is all you guys have done without me?

Jesus, yuo guys are slacking desu.:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, it's been slow since the last wipe. Maybe it's because you've been gone? We were missing a big contributer. It's all your fault. A[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]s




Posted by Apathetic

I've been gone for almost months, and this is all you guys have done without me?
****, I suck :(




Posted by Zeta

I didn't know Apathetic came to DA.




Posted by Ant

Long before your gay *** did desu.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I didn't know Apathetic ever left


fix'd



Posted by Lord of Spam

Posting in Da to make vamp sexually stimulated.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Eh, didn't do anything for me. Sorry.




Posted by Darksong X

No more sparks flying in your browsing experience? Consider counseling.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

There was never sparks. It was just a lie... all those years... all based on a lie. Counseling can't help me now.




Posted by The Judge

But public embarassment can!




Posted by Ant

MAN? WHAT IS MAN?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: But public embarassment can!


Public humiliation is an obvious solution. But it creates more problems than it solves, which is why no professional uses it.



Posted by Darksong X

The thrill of being caught while browsing DA gets me off.

Sometimes I leave the door open a crack...




Posted by Zeta

I leave it wide open!




Posted by Darksong X

Oh man that's hot!




Posted by Zeta

You have no idea!




Posted by Darksong X

I'll never be the same again.

...and neither will my wall seeing as it now has a huge hole blasted through it.




Posted by Shade

What did you do to that poor wall?




Posted by Zeta

Darksong set it up the bomb!




Posted by The Judge

Ha ha ha




Posted by Zeta

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/CATSongX.png[/IMG]
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET BORED!? I CREATE SINS AGAINST GOD AND NATURE!




Posted by Stalolin

fcuk, I went through and repped the whole first page and some of the second page of the general ssb3 idea thread and I still can't give Zeta rep. Now I have to wait 24 hours before I can give out more desu. ='(




Posted by Zeta

For your first act as SMod, get rid of the ****ty 'Must spread before you can give more' thing.

Huh, sounds dirty.




Posted by Stalolin

That'd be something only an administrator could do.

And it is dirty. It's filth that keeps us from becoming the most powerful beings ever.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Darksong needs to use that image Zeta created.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro]Darksong needs to use that image Zeta created.

I concur. /peerpressure




Posted by Zeta

Everyone should use the images I make. Then world peace would reign.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Make me an image, kthx




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Vampiro]Make me an image, kthx

I make the same statement. /peerpressure




Posted by Zeta

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/Kriegtroid.png[/IMG]
idk I can't think of anything.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

No kidding.




Posted by Stalolin

thx




Posted by Zeta

I didn't think anyone would actually use that. I boled when I saw it in Stal's avatar spot.




Posted by Stalolin

It was mostly for comedic purposes. sry sry




Posted by Zeta

Then its purpose has been served.




Posted by Stalolin

Make me an image featuring Robo-Ky.




Posted by Zeta

I'm not familiar with Robo-Ky.
*Flameshield get*




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Zeta]I'm not familiar with Robo-Ky.
*Flameshield get*

http://images.google.com/images?q=robo-ky&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&percentage_served=100&sa=N&tab=wi




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I'm not familiar with Robo-Ky.
*Flameshield get*


Wow. Get out.



Posted by Ant

Yeah, needs more May.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Ant]Yeah, needs more May.

do not want




Posted by Ant

Jam? Dizzy? I-no? Millia?...Bridget...?




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Ant]Jam? Dizzy? I-no? Millia?...Bridget...?

They're all good in my book.

Especially Bridget.




Posted by Darksong X

Go Zeta. I changed my avatar to it even before reading the rest of the posts in this thread.

I declare win and thanks for the pic Zeta.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, it's quite the win.




Posted by Klarth

Currently torrenting: Guilty Gear X2 #Reload. Time to finally see what all the hubbub is about.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

PS2 or bust. It's the only system I'll play GG on.




Posted by Shade


Quoting Stalolin: They're all good in my book.

Especially Bridget.


Haha, haha, gay.



Posted by Zeta

Needs more Faust. And Dizzy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Haha, haha, gay.


Except he's actually a pretty good character.






and hawt as hell trap



Posted by Zeta

[url=http://www.divideby0.com/photos/2004/Anime-Expo/day1/PICT0099.JPG]AH HA HA HA HA H-*vomit*[/url]

EDIT: Nevermind. Not showing up, ****ty Dizzy cosplay.




Posted by Stalolin

I'd play more Guilty Gear.

But my brother took the X-Box up to college with him. I haven't seen an X-Box in months. Otherwise I'd be playing Guilty Gear.




Posted by Shade


Quoting Zeta: [url=http://www.divideby0.com/photos/2004/Anime-Expo/day1/PICT0099.JPG]AH HA HA HA HA H-*vomit*[/url]



Play here.

SO ZETA, DID YOU GET HUNTERS/MONEY TO BUY HUNTERS WITH!?



Posted by Ant

Well, since the boards got rebooted...I thought I'd just say...

I've been playing Kingdom Hearts II for the past 8 hours stright(while doing other **** online) and yeah...




Posted by Ant

Well, since the boards got rebooted...I thought I'd just say...

I've been playing Kingdom Hearts II for the past 8 hours stright(while doing other **** online) and yeah...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You mean oblivion, right? Because KHII is ****, while Oblivion is amazing.




Posted by Dreadnought

What the **** is up with the reboot?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Someone used Linkman's account to wipe the boards, minus DA.

For once.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro: You mean oblivion, right? Because KHII is ****, while Oblivion is amazing.


No, for I do not own an xbox360 and I never will. Not my kind of game anyways.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: No, for I do not own an xbox360 and I never will. Not my kind of game anyways.


You own a PC. Or so I assume. Plus, how could it NOT be your game? It's basically KHII, just longer, more stuff to do, HUEG world, and better in every aspect.



Posted by The Judge

Huh, seems we've been reset a few days. How bout that. Anyone still got those sigs?




Posted by Ant


Quoting Vampiro: You own a PC. Or so I assume. Plus, how could it NOT be your game? It's basically KHII, just longer, more stuff to do, HUEG world, and better in every aspect.


My computer can't run anything with a 3D enviroment, not a chance in hell that game would run.



Posted by Klarth

Hey didn't he say he'd never return to DA? Huh?

Huh?




Posted by Dreadnought

Wishful thinking.




Posted by Shade


Quoting Klarth: Hey didn't he say he'd never return to DA? Huh?

Huh?


I didn't say that, actually.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: My computer can't run anything with a 3D enviroment, not a chance in hell that game would run.


Then why not get a 360? Surely your hate isn't so intense that you just assume it sucks because it's an Xbox.



oh wai-



Posted by Slade

I'd get Oblivion and Kingdom Hearts 2 and all the games in the world if I had the money.

..Well, I think the 360 would have to come out with at least ten amazing games on top of that.




Posted by Klarth

1. Halo 3.6433: The Edition Where Master Chief Has A Pink Gun Instead Of A Black One And The Covenant Come From Antarctica
2. Final Fantasy MMLXVI Online: The Saga of The Romantic Crystals of Eternal Wisdom (Sephiroth Edition, Build 53.2)
3. Project Gotham Racing 11: Special Edition With A Picture Of A Ferrari On The Disc
4. The Elder Scrolls XII: There's Some Evil Wizard In A Volcano Or Something, But It's Cool, Because You Can Kill Anyone You Like
5. Need For Speed Underground Rivals World Tour Urban Monster Truck Edition 8: Pink Nike-Sponsored Rims Edition
6. Rareware Presents: A Host Of Games That Were Originally Intended For A Release On A Different Console Half A Decade Ago
7. The Quest For Homebrew, Episode 6: Microsoft Introduces Gayass Firmware Updates
8. Dead Or Alive 12: Upskirt Volleyball Fighting Edition
9. The Adventures Of No-Plot Boy And His Wacky Online First-Person Adventures (With Guns!)
10. Flight Simulator 3984399202




Posted by Ant

[URL="http://rapidshare.de/files/17386209/Suiseiseki.rar.html"]http://rapidshare.de/files/17386209/Suiseiseki.rar.html[/URL]

desu




Posted by The Judge

YES! THANK YOU! I LOVE IT!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/VampiroV.Empire/1144414084469.png[/IMG]




Posted by The Judge

Second I saw the green and red eyes, I thought "Hm, I'm probably not going to find this picture funny. Not even a smirk."

How right I was.




Posted by Ant

Did you download the file? (vamp)




Posted by Klarth

IS NOBODY GOING TO PASS COMMENT ON MY FUNNY, WITTY AND SATIRICAL HUEGBOX 360 POST?




Posted by Lord of Spam

In a way, our communal silence should be all the comment you need.




Posted by Klarth

But, but

The wit!



...The Britwit!











TEA AND CRUMPETS!!




:(




Posted by Dog

a CATS is fine too!:D




Posted by Ant

oh, I thought he actually said that...




Posted by Dog

what would you have done if i did?




Posted by Ant

Thought you were pretty cool...guess not.




Posted by Dog

:(. i basicailly put the same thing.




Posted by Klarth

So that means I'm pretty cool, right?

Right?




Posted by Dog


Quoting Shdig (originally): i like cats:D

...

Quoting Klarth (edit): a CATS is fine too!:D


so who is the cooler one Ant?



Posted by Lord of Spam

Him.

ALthough the fact that you are missing a joke and dont even know is kinda funny too.




Posted by Dog

i want ants opinion.




Posted by Ant

I think: Tits or gtfo.




Posted by Dog

:(?




Posted by Ant

EITHER SHOW YOUR TITS OR GET OUT!




Posted by The Judge

Unless you're fat or a man.




Posted by Dog

man. But of course, you all already knew that based on what it says in my profile and were obviously joking. I GET JOKES. BUT NOT ALL JOKES ARE REALLY THAT FUNNY.




Posted by The Judge

I editted your post so you don't look offensively stupid.




Posted by Dog

somone change topic. please.




Posted by Lord of Spam

So, I heard that shdig was pretty lame. Any truth in that, anyone?




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Shdig]i want ants opinion.

Ant never voices his opinion.




Posted by mis0

HAY ANT:
[IMG]http://i2.tinypic.com/t858w8.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i2.tinypic.com/t858w8.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i2.tinypic.com/t858w8.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Lord of Spam

I'm really tired of all the desu faggotry. I wish channers would find a new meme.:/




Posted by mis0

They just did: DESU FAILS!




Posted by Ant


Quoting Misoxeny: HAY ANT:
[IMG]http://i2.tinypic.com/t858w8.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i2.tinypic.com/t858w8.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i2.tinypic.com/t858w8.gif[/IMG]


In all honesty, I really like it.



Posted by Ant

Me-had headphones on-
Judge-They’re killing them while they’re alive.
judge-he rises up and stares at me-
me-takes headphones off-
me-What?
judge-They’re killing them alive...you got to unhood them...you got to... -lays back down-
me-confused-




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I'm really tired of all the desu faggotry. I wish channers would find a new meme.:/


The next meme after the next meme will be just as bad.


Oh, and no Ant, I didn't download it. What was it?



Posted by Ant

320 pictures of desu! Of all people, I figured you would enjoy it the most.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Badass.


Edit: It's been downloaded 76 times? Huh, more than I expected.




Posted by Ant

Less then I expected...




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Thar be duplicates in this folder. Ah well. Good stuff. It made me lol.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Ant: In all honesty, I really like it.

Then I have either failed miserably, or I have won more than my wildest dreams.

Hell yeah/no!



Posted by Dog

i think i failed. like always.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: like desu


Do you even know what desu is? Seriously, get out.



Posted by The Judge

[QUOTE=Ant]Me-had headphones on-
Judge-They




Posted by Ant

In other news, me and judge took a picture with the easter bunny at the mall today...pretty badass bunny man.




Posted by The Judge

All three of us did a hardcore thumbs up. It came out really funny.




Posted by mis0

Why dontcha post it ya bix noods?




Posted by The Judge

It's sitting on my desk, making me laugh and waiting to be scanned by the scanner I don't have.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Sometimes I rock so hard that I cant even stand it.

Also, I once woke my roommate up talking about killing people in my sleep. It really weirded him out, but I lol'd when I found out.




Posted by Klarth





Posted by Ant

cool looking, but sucks in isuka.




Posted by The Judge

I agree completely.




Posted by Stalolin

Isuka sucks period.

I'm glad I rented it instead of buying it.




Posted by The Judge

Hey, same here.




Posted by Dreadnought

I downloaded the file. IT MADE ME PUKE.
**** you, Ant. I will be avenged.




Posted by The Judge

BUT CUTE ANIME IS KAWAII!!!!! IT'S SOOOO GOOOODD ^___________^




Posted by Roger Smith

I seem to be the only person who can make good GIFs.




Posted by Lord of Spam

guilty gear sucks.

In fact, I can safely say I have yet to play a 2d fighter that I enjoyed.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wow, you suck then...




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Lord of Spam: guilty gear sucks.



That doesn't take away from the fact that my Guilty Gears GIF is one of the best GIF's to grace Darkness Advanced; even though it had a couple problems which I will not make again in the future. I have Vamp to thank for that one.



Posted by Ant

You made guilty gear gifs?

2D fighters>3Dfighters by far.




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Ant: You made guilty gear gifs?

2D fighters>3Dfighters by far.


http://vgchat.com/showpost.php?p=226034&postcount=24

Agreed.



Posted by Klarth

I've yet to play Isuka. Only ones I've played so far are XX#Reload and Petit 2.

And ABA doesn't seem to be in Reload. Is she in any other GG games?




Posted by Ant

GG Slash. But that one is a Japan only one I believe.




Posted by Klarth

So I've heard. Oh well, I can pray that she'll be in GG Judgment I guess. She looks so kickass :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: 2D fighters>3Dfighters by far.


Truth. Most 2D games win on style alone, which I feel every 3D fighter tends to lack.



Posted by Lord of Spam

I prefer fun to style:D

And I dont like the way most 2d fighters tend to play, too. Its just... jerky is the closest I can come to describing it. Nothing is smooth. It goes from almost standstill to a billion hit in about a second. Its retarded.




Posted by Klarth

Guilty Gear has the smoothest animation you'll see in ANY 2d fighter.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I prefer fun to style


I have more fun playing 2D than 3D personally. Especially if SSMB is included, which I believe it is.

Quoted post:
And I dont like the way most 2d fighters tend to play, too. Its just... jerky is the closest I can come to describing it. Nothing is smooth. It goes from almost standstill to a billion hit in about a second. Its retarded.


Like Klarh said, play GG. Smooth as hell.



Posted by Lord of Spam

Its not the animation that isnt smooth, its the fighting. I've played GG. Did you guys forget who i used to date? She loved all that 2d ****. I still just never got into it. I prefer being able to actually move anywhere I want to. It just opens up more strategy.

I also never really had fun playing SSB before, either. I tend to get too comptetitive when I play fighting games, and thats a game that should only be played for fun, so I always end up getting angry.




Posted by Klarth

The thing I don't like about 3D fighters is the fact that noobtards can just hit up or down and sidestep all your moves. This is why Tekken 3 is the only 3d fighter I will ever spooge on.

And hey, sprites are more fun anyway. It'll be a long time before 3d fighters match the level of detail.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Its not the animation that isnt smooth, its the fighting.


I like that crazy **** though. It makes battles way more chaotic and fun to watch. It's boring when all you're doing it getting off a few mid-shots and side-stepping throws. I like huge and crazy combos, but that's just me.

As for SSBM, yeah, it should be played for fun. But it's fun to play competitively.



Posted by Lord of Spam

Yeah, thats why I dont say "lol 2d fighters suck". I sy that I dont enjoy them, but thats about it... expcept for GG, which I actually dislike more than others.

As for noobs being able to side step... if you cant get around that then you just need to practice more. For instance, in SC2, pretty much any horizontal takes care of that. And I like the way that most matches play out in 3d. You have to think a bit more, consider the risks involved with each attempt and whatnot. Its a more strategic gameplay style.




Posted by Klarth

[quote=Lord of Spam]expcept for GG, which I actually dislike more than others.
wtf why

I dunno, the main reasons I dislike 3d fighters are aesthetic ones - Like, watching a replay of the fight. The animation's identical when you see someone repeating a move (not saying it isn't in a 2d fighter, but at least there aren't ****ty camera angles in the replays [or there are no replays at all]), and it all seems so... I dunno, soulless. 2d ones are so much more exciting.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Eh, not really. I love strategic games, but you'll eventually know what to do and what not to do without actually thinking about it. Once you've practiced a bit, it's all gut. So though it may be more strategic, that's not a whole lot.




Posted by Klarth

Besides, if you think SC2 is more technical than GGXX#R, you're retarded :cookie:




Posted by The Judge

Guilty Gear is possibly one of the smoothest playing fighting games out there. It doesn't take much to get good, but it takes a hell of a lot to be pro. Also, personally, I like the character diversity in this game much more than any others. And the music is awesome.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Klarth: Besides, if you think SC2 is more technical than GGXX#R, you're retarded :cookie:


I have no idea what that game is:cookie:

The extent of my knowledge on the subject was "This is Guilty gear, you are going to play it with me." Thats about all I know.

Wait... is Guilty Gear the one with Faust? Cuz Faust ****ing rocks.



Posted by Klarth


Vampires are pretty cool, guys.

Also, GGXX#R is Guilty Gear XX #Reload. And yes, Faust is a GG character. And he's ****ing cool.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Wait... is Guilty Gear the one with Faust? Cuz Faust ****ing rocks.


Indeed and indeed.



Posted by The Judge

He's an awesome character. Dr. Ba----




Posted by Lord of Spam

extremely interesting post




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=The Judge]He's an awesome character. Dr. Ba----

just say it

dr. baldhea

And Millia ftw.




Posted by The Judge

Millia is stupid and cheap and it's baldheaD.

Idiot.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=The Judge]Millia is stupid and cheap and it's baldheaD.

Idiot.

Cheap = win

And you missed the joke/attempt. You didn't finish his name, nor did I.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Cheap characters are lame, but fun to humiliate people with.

In SC2 I tend to stick to Ivy/Taki/Nightmare, but when someone ****es me off I whip out Maxi and just pour ownage all over their faces.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Cheap characters are annoying period. Unless the other player can actually, you know, play the game. But even then it makes me want to punch the person in the jaw.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Thats the point. You only use them when someone is being a total asshat.

Once, in 12th grade during exam day, I was hanging out with my friend in his class (he had a tech class with a sub teacher that didnt care, and I didnt have to be there since the AP exam a week earlier counted as my final). We had a PS2 up, running SC2. A jolly good time was had by all; we were passing controllers around after losses, etc. Essentially, people were actually being pretty cool overall, since we had brought themn entertainment. Well, one guy felt the need to be a douchebag. He proceeded to talk 10 minutes of **** about how he was the best SC2 player ever, and how he could own my ****ing face etc. So I tossed him a controller, picked Maxi (I had been sticking to Taki, as that was around the time that I started practicing with her) and proceeded to not let him hit me once. I just combo'd one trip attack onto another, and juggle after juggle.

He went back over to his friends and left us alone halfway through the second round of not hitting me:D




Posted by Ant

was he black?




Posted by Lord of Spam

No, actually. Sort of a "I'm white but wish to *** that I was mexican" thing. It was weird.




Posted by Ant

*** I hate beaners




Posted by Lord of Spam

I live in a state that is run by migrant workers. Spanish is almot an official second language in the whole state, and actually is in some parts of the south part of the state.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Lord of Spam]I live in a state that is run by migrant workers. Spanish is almot an official second language in the whole state, and actually is in some parts of the south part of the state.

how the hell do the mexicans get to florida?

Unless we're talking Cubans here.

Otherwise, how the hell? Mexicans climb fences, they don't swim across oceans.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Cubans tend to cluster in miami. There are a lot of Mexican workers that tend to get trucked in to pick strawberries in Pasco county and tomatos in Ruskin (2 counties east, and one county south, repsectively). Aside from that, we get a lot of carribean immigrants, and most of them speak spanish. Every now and then you'll hear someone from Martinique or Haiti speak in French, but its pretty rare comparatively.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: No, actually. Sort of a "I'm white but wish to *** that I was mexican" thing. It was weird.



... people want to be a ****ing beaner? I thought they didn't even want to be Mexican?



Posted by Lord of Spam

Suburban white morons will suprise you with exponentially increasing stupidity.

There was a night club that opened near my old apartments. It didnt serve alcohol, and catered to the idiots that wanted to be LOL TOTALY THUGZ 4 LYFE YO. No matter what, if you drove past it at around 10pm you'd see idiots in riced out civics and braces. It never failed to make me lol.




Posted by mis0

The suburbs here are full of that **** too. Every single white kid at my school except for me has a freakin' amp, bass speakers + box, and aftermarket head unit in their car, and (of course) the fart pipe. I want to shoot the asshats, especially when they wake me up from a mile away with their ****ty ****ing music.

KILL.




Posted by Darksong X

The worst we have in Simi are the typical latino gangbangers and yes, i've seen a few white guys who acted like they were from the bario. Think they all fly and ****...




Posted by brownoystercult

i have ****ing guilty gear midnight carnival for the psp, guys. it owns hard. a portable ****ing guilty gear.




Posted by Ant

I have a feeling the new one coming out for the DS is going to suck...




Posted by Darksong X

Dual Screen GGX...interesting.




Posted by Roger Smith

Dust Strikers. I will moar then likely get this.
http://www.gamespot.com/ds/action/guiltygearduststrikers/index.html




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I have a feeling the new one coming out for the DS is going to suck...


Sure looks like it. It's basically Jump Superstars with GG sprites... but doesn't look anywhere near as fun. It sucks that the PSP gets a real GG game, and the DS gets some piece of ****.

I could be wrong and it could be good. But I doubt it. Though I might just have to buy a PSP now.



Posted by The Judge

They need to stick to what worked instead of experimenting. Obviously people will be happy if you release a new GGX with new characters, all the old ones, and just as much story and as many modes (EX, Black, Gold). They need to stop doing crap like Isuka and this new one where they're "lol trying new stuff."




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Roinkz: i have ****ing guilty gear midnight carnival for the psp, guys. it owns hard. a portable ****ing guilty gear.

Hi. Same here. :cool2:

In other news, I think I've mastered just about everything there is to master with Ky (well, except that roman cancelling ****). Also, I-No suffers from SERIOUS snk boss syndrome in Arcade mode. Serious.



Posted by The Judge

Congrats. We already knew this.




Posted by Klarth

I was telling myself.




Posted by The Judge

"That's what a PM is for lol"




Posted by Klarth

I'm not THAT sad.

If you count having a full PM box on an internet forum "not sad".

:(




Posted by The Judge

Which I don't.




Posted by Ant

How do I shot empty pm box?




Posted by Klarth

Get some e-friends.




Posted by Ant

no u




Posted by Darksong X

I've gotten 16 Pm's since registering...lol




Posted by Lord of Spam

I've cleared mine out recently. Saw a bunch of PMs from the break up and lol'd that I'm such a faggot that it was conducted via pm.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I emptied mine three months ago and now almost back up to 200 *oscar*


Though I don't think I completely emptied it, just three or so pages worth




Posted by Lord of Spam

I've only got 38. Nobody loves me.




Posted by The Judge

I don't get a lot. Just like on the phone, I speak about bidness and bidness alone.




Posted by Dreadnought

THAT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO LIFE. JUST A WRETCHED, MISERABLE UNLIFE.
:cookie:




Posted by Klarth

Wow, pretty gay thing to have at the top of a new page!




Posted by Ant

it is.




Posted by Dreadnought

No,


I is.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I have a bidness prop'sition fo ya, judge. Call me up an' we can talk on it.




Posted by Stalolin

Kill kill kill the poor.




Posted by Ant

remember remember the cocks of november




Posted by Lord of Spam

I adblocked that **** so that I didnt have to be subjected to traps evry time I refreshed the furst page.




Posted by Dreadnought

How do I shot webb?




Posted by Roger Smith

By squeezing a pressure point in your anus.




Posted by Lord of Spam

thats more like, how do i shot projectile feces




Posted by Ant

ASK VAMPIRO LOL




Posted by Zeta

Liek omg ant I gave my avy different colurd eyes liek Suiseiseki! Am I accepted by u now!?
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/AA.png[/IMG]




Posted by Ant

Well, make the other side a brighter red. And then make it your avatar. Then yes, very much so.




Posted by Zeta

lol, I'll do it after playing Superman 64.

I love torturing myself.




Posted by Ant

wow, extreme.




Posted by Dreadnought

JUST LIKE SEAN FURY.

Whatever happened to that faggot, anyway? I still wanna nail him for that 9-11 thing.




Posted by mis0

I want to go to sleep. DA IS KILLING MY LIFE.




Posted by The Judge

WELCOME TO DARKNESS ADVANCED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




Posted by Darksong X

Hehe, you play nice now.

Goodnight DA.

*Jezra climbs into his coffin and slams the lid shut*




Posted by mis0


Quoting The Judge: WELCOME TO DARKNESS ADVANCED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You... you ANIMAL!1



Posted by Lord of Spam

Je veux te baissez comme un aniWHERE IS SARAH CONNER




Posted by The Judge

Terminator > French




Posted by Lord of Spam

Depends on whether the T1000 has a taste for pastries.




Posted by Ant

THAT'S STUPID! OF COURSE HE DOES!




Posted by Lord of Spam

Then France has already won.




Posted by mis0

Sarah Conner probably would be a tasty pastry.




Posted by Lord of Spam

So would your mom:(




Posted by mis0

HAY NOW DAT UNCAWL 4




Posted by Lord of Spam

Neither is your mom, but she is still alive anyway.:(




Posted by mis0

You had better shut up. Or I'll use my Fusion Kamehameha wave dance on your disfigured face.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Like I used my dong on your moms face?:(




Posted by Klarth

Yeah.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Oh, okay. Rad.




Posted by Klarth

Super-rad!




Posted by mis0

It's ON, LoS

*Khaos uses Dori-Dori-Wave*




Posted by Lord of Spam

Fine.

*uses truck to dorifutooooo right over teh kia*

Your move, carless one.




Posted by PhlyntheKT

Why does Lord of Spam's Avatar cause my schitzophrenia to act up again...
Spam's Avatar の原因の主を私の schitzophrenia... 再度の上で機能するためになぜするか




Posted by Ant

One of the previous rules: No moonspeak.




Posted by Darksong X

*Uses Dimension Slash for no conceivable reason*




Posted by mis0


Quoting Lord of Spam: Fine.

*uses truck to dorifutooooo right over teh kia*

Your move, carless one.

Well, LoS, you forget that I have the Spirit of Warrior under the hood!

*Takes of strut tower bars to use as makeshift ugly sticks, beats LoS to t3h ugliness pulp!1*



Posted by Lord of Spam

A DUEL IS ON!

I summon my totem animal, the mighty Ram!

It batters you to death with it 5.2 liter horns or fury!




Posted by Klarth

I summon my totem animal: Tiny, the eight-foot cock.

I slap Miso and LoS in the face with it. They both die immediately of massive haemmoraging.




Posted by Lord of Spam

See, mine was funny because i drive a dodge RAM. So for yours to be funny, you would have to drive an eight foot cock named tiny.




Posted by Klarth

What if I do? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MY LIFE.




Posted by Dreadnought

I WILL NEVER MAKE YOU LOOK BAD AGAIN. THIS IS A SOLEMN PROMISE.




Posted by Klarth

See what I did there, friends?




Posted by Lord of Spam

I see that you suck. Is that what you were going for?




Posted by PhlyntheKT

I suck horse balls.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Phlynthe]Suck....what I wonder? Hahaha I said Suck on VGC...
omg you have a bad taste in music

http://www.youhavebadtasteinmusic.com/

This is gold. Quality material. The lady who spoke last in the Evanescence video makes me laugh.




Posted by mis0

This commons computer is a negro. I hates it.

AND I NEED TO GET SOME **** SLEEP. otherwise i wont be able to loev teh ground like ky.




Posted by PhlyntheKT

cock please




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Phlynthe]I wanna get flamed here so I can say the DA guys don't like me...But I think that I'm doing too well and being too normal here...sorry

reverse psychology is a no.

I'm delivering.

Now get out.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Phlynthe: I wanna get flamed here so I can say the DA guys don't like me...But I think that I'm doing too well and being too normal here...sorry



[center]STOP!

Grammar time![/center]



Posted by mis0


Quoting Lord of Spam: A DUEL IS ON!

I summon my totem animal, the mighty Ram!

It batters you to death with it 5.2 liter horns or fury!

OH YEAH BIX NOOD?

z0mg KIA RUSH!!1 100,000 2.0 litre leeches swarm you. It's the art of mass mass production. :cool:



Posted by Lord of Spam

Too bad that the environment is so shot to hell from my 9mpg monster that they cant get near me:cool:




Posted by Ant

fgsfds




Posted by Klarth

loli haet klarth!!




Posted by Dog





Posted by Ant

Umm, alrighty!




Posted by Dog

gobbledy-gook




Posted by ExoXile

i'm gay




Posted by The Judge

This page alone made me laugh.




Posted by Lord of Spam

You know what makes me laugh?

Suprise buttsekz.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You know what makes me violently ill?

****ing gay **** like that.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I've been 4chan free for 5 days.

Whats up with that?




Posted by Zeta

I've been 4Chan free pretty much forever.

I win.




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Zeta: I've been 4Chan free pretty much forever.

I win.

Quoted for semi-truth. The one time I checked out 4chan consisted of having an argument about Philip K Dick in /b/. SCANNER DARKLY >>>> TOTAL RECALL.



Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Zeta: I've been 4Chan free pretty much forever.

I win.


lurk moar



Posted by Klarth

Gamerman2601: (>^_(>O.o)> HOMOSEXUAL KIRBY
Gamerman2601: :D
Gamerman2601: lol
Hachi: XD
Gamerman2601: (>^_(>^_(>O_o) THREESOME!
Hachi: oh ***
Gamerman2601: :D
Gamerman2601: (>^-^)> ~~ (>^-^)> ~~ <(;;o_o;;)> ~~ <(^_^<) ~~ <(^_^<) KIRBY BUKKAKE!
Hachi: XD]




Posted by Ant


Quoting Klarth: Quoted for semi-truth. The one time I checked out 4chan consisted of having an argument about Philip K Dick in /b/. SCANNER DARKLY >>>> TOTAL RECALL.


You got in an argument in /b/? Pretty dumb.



Posted by Klarth

Everyone said that "The Golden Man" was his most influential piece of short fiction, but I continued arguing the case of "The Short Happy Life of the Brown Oxford" until that deletion message appeared at the top of the thread. I said "**** you" and left, never to return.




Posted by Ant

If that was your reason for leaving... U_U Yeah.




Posted by Klarth

Everyone knows "Shell Game" was a terrible short story, anyway.

I suppose I'm still amused by all the stupid memes that flood out on a daily basis though.




Posted by Ant

I learned something today :D
-copy pasta from /b/-
copy pasta from urban dictionary:

fupa



fat
upper
pussy
area

fat chicks who tend to wear there pants high have "fupas"

"**** check out the fupa on that whale.."




Posted by Slade


Quoting Ant:
"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn check out the fupa on that whale.."

It sounded black.

And I just watched the entire Devvo series on fat-pie.com. My life rocks.



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: I learned something today
-copy pasta from /b/-
copy pasta from urban dictionary:

fupa



fat
upper
pussy
area

fat chicks who tend to wear there pants high have "fupas"

"**** check out the fupa on that whale.."


I've always called it a gunt *shrugs*



Posted by ExoXile

QUICK, NOBODY LISTEN TO ME. MY OPINION IS DISPOSABLE.




Posted by Ant

Heh, don't edit exoxlies posts constantly like some of the others.




Posted by Klarth

But they all consist of "lolZOR" or something ****ing dumb like that. Hell, that one was just "APUF!!!".




Posted by Ant

Quality over quantity rite?




Posted by Klarth

He possesses neither :cookie:




Posted by ExoXile

And because of your edit, my post just become so much more intresting, huh? :)




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Yeah, Exo is off-limits. Don't edit 'em.

Anyone else is fine, though.




Posted by ExoXile

I'm fine with it, I just don't see why editing them to something worse would contribute, though.:rolleyes:




Posted by Klarth

It'd chase you away like it did with FG. THAT'S contributing.




Posted by ExoXile

Why would editing posts chase me away? :D




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Wait, what's wrong with Exo?




Posted by ExoXile

Something's wrong? :big_bird:




Posted by Klarth


Quoting Vampiro: Wait, what's wrong with Exo?

http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?p=235315#post235315
http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?p=235302#post235302
http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?p=235111#post235111
http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?p=234831#post234831
http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=12700
http://vgchat.com/showthread.php?t=12406

etc



Posted by ExoXile

Fer your information "Sju" is "Seven" in Swedish.
Heh, and the other ones did actually contribute in their own ways. :rolleyes:




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: etc


It's all part of his charm.



Posted by Klarth


Quoting Vampiro: It's all part of his charm.

WHAT CHARM WHAT



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

More like, WHAT WHAT CHARM WHAT




Posted by Klarth

PFF, WHEN I WAS A CHILD YOU COULD JUST ADMIRE A NAKED WOMAN.

SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE DEFECATING OR ANYTHING.




Posted by Zeta

Xile temporarily failed for typing Odin as 'Oden'.

Temporarily.




Posted by Klarth

Yeah, he permanently failed a long time ago. He can start serving out the temporary fails as soon as time ends.




Posted by Slade

How about we bash someone more retarded.




Posted by Klarth

Like exoxi- HANG ON




Posted by ExoXile

Klarth, are you PMS-ing? :big_bird:




Posted by Klarth

Are you REGRESSING?




Posted by ExoXile

From what?




Posted by Klarth

ANY SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE




Posted by ExoXile

Idk, am I?




Posted by The Judge

Yes




Posted by ExoXile

I SUCK




Posted by The Judge

right




Posted by ExoXile

:(




Posted by The Judge

Take that




Posted by PhlyntheKT

Why do you beat your kids so much? Micheal I'm getting concerned...




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Klarth: Like exoxi- HANG ON. LETS GO AFTER PLTYTENENAET

_________________________
<Goldblum sez: nerg nerg nerg|



Posted by ExoXile

Does that mean you're fighting with your soul? :)
[spoiler]I just made myself laugh, and I'm not proud. >_<[/spoiler]




Posted by Ant

Trying...and dying.




Posted by ExoXile

How sad. :(




Posted by Ant

some random whore added me on gayspace and wanted me to come to her sexchat thing :( Catch being she would give me SPECIAL VIP STATUS, all I have to do is give out my credit card number! Gee, I can't believe I said no to such a great offer.




Posted by ExoXile

Most Foolish. :D




Posted by The Judge

Wow, you're stupid, Ant. I would've given her my SS for some REALLY hot stuff.




Posted by Ant

What SS? The grubs?!!?!?!??!




Posted by The Judge

...Social Security Super Shot




Posted by mis0

Sayin Security!

I needz some sleap gais. waa i dont wana b produktiv waaaaaaaaaaa!11




Posted by Ant

pft, only babies go to bed before midnight.




Posted by mis0

butbut but I hav 2 waek up adn due stufs!1

In all honesty, yeah, I've become lame in that I now require like 10 hours of sleep to function semi-normally. At least I haven't resorted to physical violence. Yet.

I don't even know what I have to do tomorrow. It's probably important. Which, of course, is why I can't remember.

OH I REMEMBER I NEED MORE ILLEGAL DRUGS THAT'S RIGHT




Posted by Darksong X

...What the **** is going on here?




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Misoxeny:
OH I REMEMBER I NEED MORE ILLEGAL DRUGS THAT'S RIGHT

There are legal ones?



Posted by Darksong X

...What the **** is going on here?!




Posted by Ant

Mythbusters.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Confirmed.




Posted by Darksong X

BUSTED




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

PLAUSIBLE




Posted by Darksong X

UNLIKELY




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

fappin' to Kari. stfu.




Posted by Darksong X

...Noted.




Posted by ExoXile

OWNED!




Posted by Dreadnought

no u




Posted by Lord of Spam

c-c-c-c-combo breaker




Posted by ExoXile

Gastric Failure?




Posted by Lord of Spam

Actually, I did throw up recently.




Posted by The Judge

Needs more posts of at least halfway decent length (disregarding this one as an example, because it's a poor one, though with this side note, it puts it at a halfway fair length. How about that).




Posted by ExoXile

Ok, then:

LoS:
Was it a brocolli that made you throw up, recently?

Happy Sir Judge? -_-'




Posted by The Judge

A thousand times better.




Posted by Ant


Quoting The Judge: Needs more posts of at least halfway decent length (disregarding this one as an example, because it's a poor one, though with this side note, it puts it at a halfway fair length. How about that).


I Lol'd from the fact that this came from you.



Posted by The Judge

owned




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

pwned




Posted by PhlyntheKT

PhlyntheKT: Hey Judge
Dr Faust ****IT: hey what
Dr Faust ****IT: I'm in a good mood so you might end up speaking to me for a bit
PhlyntheKT: What should I do to be cool with you DA guys?
Dr Faust ****IT: be halfway normal and both tell and recieve good jokes and humor
Dr Faust ****IT: and stop with the depressed bull**** and elipses
PhlyntheKT: What is with all the deletion? I could have gone back and edited posts that weren't with the mood of things.
Dr Faust ****IT: because we think it's funny
PhlyntheKT: I noticed that, but if the posts were there I could listen to your responses and reply atleast.
Dr Faust ****IT: make a thread asking how you should improve
Dr Faust ****IT: and take every piece of advice into consideration
Dr Faust ****IT: in fact, post this convo
PhlyntheKT: I have tried that. You may notice the missing ellipses.
Dr Faust ****IT: no no no
Dr Faust ****IT: post this convo as a thread
Dr Faust ****IT: and ask for advice
Dr Faust ****IT: do eet
PhlyntheKT: Where? DA may not takes this as a serious thing.
Dr Faust ****IT: ger
Dr Faust ****IT: well if you want to improve for US specifically
Dr Faust ****IT: then I suggest doing it where we pay attention
Dr Faust ****IT: ie. da
Dr Faust ****IT: *DA
Dr Faust ****IT: and most often people in DA are liked outside there
PhlyntheKT: Okay
Dr Faust ****IT: you know?
Dr Faust ****IT: and stop with the suicide bull****
Dr Faust ****IT: that's so stupid
PhlyntheKT: I'm gonna do it.
Dr Faust ****IT: then don't bother becoming well liked
Dr Faust ****IT: can't be very social when you're dead
PhlyntheKT: I need these things first though.
PhlyntheKT: I like being anyway I am.
Dr Faust ****IT: ........k
Dr Faust ****IT: and if you aren't accepted in a public internet forum you end it all?
PhlyntheKT: No
PhlyntheKT: That wasn't the reason.

Any help is appreciated.




Posted by The Judge

Be like me.

Owned.

EDIT: Say racist stuff, don't use elipses, make funny jokes, post less seriously, no depressed crap, and be more jovial.




Posted by (wacko101)'s mom

Now now (wacko101), please play nice with the other kids! :D




Posted by ExoXile

Pft, when did you learn English, MOM? :o

// Oh, and when did you start using the internets? :mad:




Posted by (wacko101)'s mom

er... before you were a twinkle in your daddy's eye.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting The Judge's mom: Now now The Judge, please play nice with the other kids! :D

Mom? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! GO BACK INTO THE BASEMENT!



Posted by ExoXile


Quoting ExoXile's mom: er... before you were a twinkle in your daddy's eye.

The internets existed back then?



Posted by PhlyntheKT


Quoting Phlynthe's mom: er... before you were a twinkle in your daddy's eye.

Mother? You don't talk like that, so you must a spy. Shoots her dead. Atleast I think she doesn't. [rubs chin,dumps the body]

Phlynthe's dad-Hey where's you mom? She should be back from her english classes.
Phlynthe-Noooo.



Posted by (wacko101)'s mom


Quoting ExoXile: The internets existed back then?


Yup, I remember when it was first developed in the 1960's



Posted by ExoXile

Cute.




Posted by PhlyntheKT

It was in the 50's you foolish pawn.




Posted by The Judge

Holy crap I was duped by the user name hack. YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER.




Posted by (wacko101)'s mom


Quoting ExoXile: Cute.


And so were you when you were a baby...



Posted by ExoXile

Pft, I don't know about that. :D




Posted by Darksong X

No.
No...
Yeah, uh huh. I never work. That's right.
Nor do I sleep. Right again.
Yup, only have time for video games...Yup.

*Hangs up on mom*




Posted by Ant

You forgot the part where you go "yiff yiff yiff"




Posted by ExoXile

Hey.... this must mean that ALL VGC'ers have the same mom. :shake:




Posted by The Judge

WE'RE LIKE A SICK FAMILY.




Posted by ExoXile

With diffrent dad's? :)
Otherwise it'd been pretty sick...:(




Posted by Lord of Spam

The last few posts have made me sad to be alive.

I shall continue to exist whoever, just to spite you all.




Posted by Slade

"Slade's Mom" has the nicest ring to it.




Posted by Lord of Spam

your mom has a nice ring... TO MY COCK.

lol cockring.




Posted by PhlyntheKT

So is there a limit to how far we can go here?




Posted by The Judge

No porn




Posted by Darksong X

Anything else goes!




Posted by Ant

no tom hanks




Posted by Darksong X

owned




Posted by PhlyntheKT

It's day here so why do you post now? Ownage factor 8




Posted by The Judge

Not really. No one cares about the rules any more. :(




Posted by Ant

owned




Posted by Darksong X

Dis.




Posted by Stalolin

My video card had a piece missing from it.

I was gone for two days.

I spent the time watching movies, namely; Donnie Darko, Garden State, and Brokeback Mountain.

I then superglued the piece back on because for some reason it would not heat up enough to soder back together.




Posted by ExoXile

Hey, Lolin, what's up with yer sigs collar?
It's.... ALIVE! :eek:




Posted by Slade

Hey, Lolin, your sig needs more tits in it.




Posted by Ant

Huh, so it is.




Posted by Darksong X

Living collar or not, it stands...Tits or GTFO.




Posted by Slade

wbQFTbitl


would be quoted for truth but i'm too lazy




Posted by The Judge

I've never felt this weak in my life. What a cruel reminder of my living status.




Posted by Lord of Spam

needs more necromancy.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I just killed a bunch of Necromancers.

how appropriate.




Posted by The Judge

*withers away*

Wonder if I can down some actual food today.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

You're a vampire. You don't need food.

Just find some little eight-year old. Apparently their blood is quite delicious.




Posted by The Judge

Rule 1: Don't let her become a vampire.

But you're right.

Then again, the blood of another Vampire tastes even better. It's like drinking from 100 people at once.




Posted by ExoXile

Can I moontalk? :D




Posted by Ant

No, never.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Only rule: Don't not be funny (this includes moontalk).

Everything else I'm fine with.




Posted by Ant

IT IS DARK OUT LOL




Posted by Lord of Spam

dark like my heart, amirite?




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

More like:
"Is your heart black and full of hate?"
"Black as midnight, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch."


Man, I should watch that movie again.




Posted by Lord of Spam

I dont recognize the quote:(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Really? It's from Legend.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Never seen it.:(

Tell me about it, but may *** have mercy on your souls if you give out spoilers.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Tom Cruise. That's all you need to know.



Oh, and some Unicorn dies, world freezes over, Satan kidnaps Cruise's girlfriend and a female unicorn, and Cruise has to save everyone. Sounds ****ing retarded, but it's actually a really good film. I don't think I know a single person who hasn't seen it at some time in their life.




Posted by ExoXile

And it's where Miyamoto got inspiration for Zelda! :)

Rly, me no lies! :o




Posted by Ant

jajajajaja

But I actually never saw it either.




Posted by Slade

Me neither. But I like unicorn movies...

TEH LAST UNICORN!!11!!1

Actually I never saw that, either. I generally don't do movies.




Posted by Zeta

Last Unicorn ****ing sucks. About as much, if not more, than Anastasia.




Posted by The Judge

Anastasia kicked [COLOR="White"]a[/COLOR]ss, Last Unicorn sucked. Flight of Dragons was much better.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Vampiro: Tom Cruise. That's all you need to know.



Oh, and some Unicorn dies, world freezes over, Satan kidnaps Cruise's girlfriend and a female unicorn, and Cruise has to save everyone. Sounds ****ing retarded, but it's actually a really good film. I don't think I know a single person who hasn't seen it at some time in their life.


I know I said **** about spoilers, but honestly I kinda want to see this insane train wreck of idiocy now.:)



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: And it's where Miyamoto got inspiration for Zelda!

Rly, me no lies!


That's unconfirmed as far as I know. I believe he got the idea from childhood and when he went to go exploring the caves near his home.

Quoted post:
I know I said **** about spoilers, but honestly I kinda want to see this insane train wreck of idiocy now.


There were no spoilers, and it was good enough to be dearly loved by pretty much everyone that saw it.



Posted by Zeta

DID YOU KNOW HE THOUGHT UP DONKEY KONG WHEN HE SAW HIS MOM GETTING GANGBANGED BY AN ITALIAN AND AN APE




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Vampiro: That's unconfirmed as far as I know.


He said it in an interview, somwhere. :p:



Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: He said it in an interview, somwhere.


Pretty sure the interview went something like this "I saw Legend and I really enjoyed it". Chances are, if anything, it helped provide ideas for latter Zelda games, but definitely not the original. Unless he was talking to the movie producers while it was being made... since both came out around the same time.



Posted by The Judge


Quoting Zeta: DID YOU KNOW HE THOUGHT UP DONKEY KONG WHEN HE SAW HIS MOM GETTING GANGBANGED BY AN ITALIAN AND AN APE

unexpectedly brilliant



Posted by Lord of Spam

Sounds hot. Torrent?




Posted by The Judge

See your avatar (Mario is both Italian and an Ape).




Posted by Lord of Spam

I came.:(




Posted by ExoXile

I'd not want to know what crazy movies you've been watching, Judge...:(




Posted by Lord of Spam

fap fap fap




Posted by The Judge

My three favorite movies are (in order of least to most): Misery, Private Parts, and the Breakfast Club




Posted by Lord of Spam

Hi, I'm The Judge, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my forum friends. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on LoS. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and deleted one of his posts. Then I find out my he's been dead for six years. Who the hell's post did I delete?




Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Lord of Spam: Hi, I'm The Judge, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my forum friends. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on LoS. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and deleted one of his posts. Then I find out my he's been dead for six years. Who the hell's post did I delete?

Xiles'. :(



Posted by Zeta

HEY! YOU COPIED ME COPYING FAMILY GUY!




Posted by ExoXile

Who?




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Zeta: HEY! YOU COPIED ME COPYING FAMILY GUY!


its like copypasta squared.



Posted by The Judge


Quoting Lord of Spam: Hi, I'm The Judge, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my forum friends. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on LoS. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and deleted one of his posts. Then I find out my he's been dead for six years. Who the hell's post did I delete?

I lol'd



Posted by ExoXile

Am I being ignored again?

Wtf, does a guy have to say something kewl to be heard? :(




Posted by Lord of Spam

yeah:(

OR, say something that fails really hard. But then we'll jstumake fun of you.

ProTip: post more raven pics, cuz he's awesome.:(




Posted by ExoXile

He wouldn't be without me! :mad:
I freakin' saved the sucker, and all he does is leave me. :(

That is NOT cool. :o




Posted by Lord of Spam

But he's a viking. He has to go pillage.:(




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Lord of Spam: But he's a viking. He has to go pillage.:(


Don't forget the rape!



Posted by ExoXile


Quoting Lord of Spam: But he's a viking. He has to go pillage.:(

Dude, we don't do that alone. :(
Vikings are a team.
A team! :(



Posted by Ant

You sh[COLOR="Lime"]i[/COLOR]t on my rug one more time I swear to f[COLOR="Lime"]uck[/COLOR]ing G[COLOR="Lime"]o[/COLOR]d I'll rip your tounge out and feed right up your a[COLOR="Lime"]s[/COLOR]s. This is your last warning.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Bird dont have the mass to rape a human. However, a viking can and will rape anything it **** well pleases, regardless of whether its man, woman, animal, vegetable, or mineral.

So I guess its a tossup.:/

edit:lol at gangrape insinuation




Posted by ExoXile

Wtf is the point in raping a vegetable, or a mineral?




Posted by Lord of Spam

I dont know, I'm not a viking.:(




Posted by ExoXile

Wanna fight?! >:O




Posted by Zeta

You better watch out for LoS. He has, like, a +1 dagger, or something.




Posted by Lord of Spam

Pft, I've got a +5 ring of deflection, +10 bracers of armor, a ring of dexterity +8, a cloak of wisdom +8, and I'm a 20th level monk with a (natural) 22 dex and wisdom with the saint template.

Good ****ing luck hitting me.




Posted by ExoXile

Pft, I've got Viking powers.
How the hellz can you even think you can escape me? >:O




Posted by Zeta

Ninja>Pirate>Monk>Viking>All




Posted by ExoXile

Viking<>All
Same thing. :o




Posted by The Judge

Popular cultural warriors < Mythological Creatures




Posted by Zeta


Quoting The Judge: Popular cultural warriors < Mythological Creatures


k, I'm summoning J



Posted by ExoXile

Stop renaming stuff. :(




Posted by Zeta

Not renaming.




Posted by ExoXile

It's freaking rape of the Swedish language, I say. :mad:
:rolleyes:


OLD/
Swedish language.*




Posted by Zeta

Swedes suck, therefore so does their lingo.




Posted by ExoXile

Pft, you wouldn't have matches, or any place to store your milk if it wasn't for us Swedes.
Show some gratitude! :(

Oh, and you wouldn't have dynamite either. -_-'
HA!
We rock! >:O




Posted by Zeta


Quoting ExoXile: Pft, you wouldn't have matches, or any place to store your milk if it wasn't for us Swedes.
Show some gratitude! :(

Oh, and you wouldn't have dynamite either. -_-'
HA!
We rock! >:O


I already covered this in the Daytime Posting thread.



Posted by ExoXile

Still you imply we suck? :o




Posted by Lord of Spam

K, real order

Ninjas>monks(shao-lin)>vikings>monks(normal)>cyborgs>pirates>zombies>vampires




Posted by The Judge

Despite, with all given logistics, Vampires could flat out kill any of them :)

Let's try this: Lord G[COLOR="black"]o[/COLOR]d > Lucifer > Anything




Posted by ExoXile

Or this!

You>Me. :D




Posted by Lord of Spam

Dude, at any given ecl, assuming that they were all leveled, the vampire holds no special advantage. AND, since it is so often associated with emogothfags, they lose.




Posted by ExoXile

Emo = Sad Vampire.

Man, Vampire's shouldn't be able to get sad! :(




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Bird dont have the mass to rape a human.


That's stupid. If I was a bird, I'd climb inside every vagina I could and roll around while sucking up the sweet, sweet woman juice.

And the blood from the inevitable wounds my beak and talons cause.



Posted by ExoXile

Way of the Vampire Bird? :D




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Nah, I don't want to drink the blood... but I'm a bird. I can't seperate the juices from the blood. I don't know any better.




Posted by Zeta

If I were a bird I'd be a penguin. CUZ PENGUINS ARE FUCKING AWESOME!




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

I common bluejay could kill you.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Lord of Spam: AND, since it is so often associated with emogothfags, they lose.

Haven't we already determined I do my thing far more awesomely than any gothic idiot could? Don't insult me so.



Posted by Lord of Spam

If i were a bird, I'd **** on your face every day of your life.




Posted by Zeta





Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Lesson one: Poop on people.




Posted by ExoXile

Lesson Nr'2: Turn around and poop, again!

No? :)




Posted by The Judge

Lesson 2: Aim.