Alright, I'm bored. Time for a PARTY!!




Posted by Minesweeper

YES, fellow weirdlings!! I am suffering from too much cake, too low a blood sugar, too much caffine, and not NEARLY enough sleep, so I declare that it's officially time to revive THE PARTY!! YES, the infamous ZS's Blog Party, from ye olden daze, when spam roamed free and turnips ate men whole! When graphics were bad and the sanity was non-existant!! I SCOFF AT YOUR SANITY!! ... Wait, what was I talking about? O_O; [SIZE="1"]*sees something shiny and scurries off to ask it if it happens to know the REAL reason the chicken crossed the road*[/SIZE]

Oh, uh, unfortunately, we currently have no food, bevvies, or entertainment, but I'm hoping someone will come along with something interesting. =D Anything and everything goes! [SIZE="1"](Except for, y'know, generally crude stuff, or flaming/harrassment... the usual suspects. I stopped fretting about swearing a while back, but y'know, don't overdo it.)[/SIZE]

Saw something funny? Found a link to something nifty? Remembered something from the fledgling days of the original ZS's Blog? Assaulted by a turnip? Want to inflict serious but non-lethal bodily harm upon random passer-bys?! Want mah bebby-back bebby-back bebby-back... rrrrrrrribs? THE PARTY lives to serve. ^.^

To start things off, here's something odd and quite possibly disturbing::

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/LovelyConcerto/Animatorial/Smaller/narcy2.gif[/IMG]




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Minesweeper: Oh, uh, unfortunately, we currently have no food, bevvies, or entertainment...


Stolen food, bevvies and entertainment? Sounds like a job for...

*rips off clothing to reveal colorful tights*

[center]THE INVULNERABLE
LINKO MAN!![/center]

...

Yeah, I'll just order in from Stripe and Cross.




Posted by Ex-Linkman

I'll bring soda.

Caffine free I'm guessing?




Posted by Klarth

I love the way that Linkman's joining in with a thread like this and simultaneously campaigning for DA's destruction. Hypocrisy seems to be your forte right now, sir.

Uh, that is to say, party hard!




Posted by Minesweeper

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/LovelyConcerto/Animatorial/Smaller/t_partay2.gif[/IMG]

*throws a brick that has "Play nice, j00!" written on it at Klarth*

O_O ZOMG, who did that? *looks around*

*realizes everyone's staring* ... O_O;;; *whistles innocently*

@Linko:: *swoons* My hero! <3

@Linkman:: Hell, no. CAFFINE ALL THE WAY!! WHOOOOOO~! *runs around in several circles, leaps into the air, and dashes off to find something completely insane to do with her extra energy* [SIZE="4"]WHEE[/SIZE]EEEE[SIZE="1"]eeee[/SIZE]~!




Posted by Zeta

DID SOMEBODY SAY 'PARTY'!?

*Hops onto the back of GBD's bike*
*GBD drives to party*
*Jumps off the bike*
*Lands in a giant cake brought in by Stripe 'n' Cross workers*
*GBD pops a wheelie & crashes into wall*
*GBD dies in a stylin' explosion*




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Klarth: I love the way that Linkman's joining in with a thread like this and simultaneously campaigning for DA's destruction. Hypocrisy seems to be your forte right now, sir.

Uh, that is to say, party hard!


None of that in here, please... it's bad enough it's flooding the Community Forum. >.<;

[quote=Zerostar]@Linko:: *swoons* My hero! <3

Hm... every superhero needs a reporter who's secretly in love with him to report all his heroic activities. Will you rise to the challenge?



Posted by Zeta

Oh! Oh! Can I be the faithful sidekick?




Posted by Azure Wolf


Quoting Zeta: Oh! Oh! Can I be the faithful sidekick?


*Kicks* Thats my job!



Posted by Zeta

...The faithful guy sidekick. Like, you'd be Batgirl and I'd be Robin. Then I'd eventually become Nighthawk. :cool:

[quote]*Kicks*
Gah! Mah man-berries!
*Collapses upon giant cake*
>_<




Posted by Alastor

*gets a piece of giant crushed cake*

'sup. :cool:




Posted by Zeta

*Slowly crawls to the edge of the cake*
(High-pitched) Help me... >_<




Posted by Azure Wolf


Quoting Zeta: Like, you'd be Batgirl and I'd be Robin.



Like hell I would....I'd be wolf girl ><;

*takes a piece of cake and trails off to find Master*



Posted by Zeta

(Still high-pitched)It was just an analogy... or somethin' >_<
*Slips off edge of cake*
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!
*SPLAT*
X_X

(Told ya it was a big cake.)




Posted by Ex-Linkman


Quoting Minesweeper: @Linkman:: Hell, no. CAFFINE ALL THE WAY!! WHOOOOOO~! *runs around in several circles, leaps into the air, and dashes off to find something completely insane to do with her extra energy* [SIZE="4"]WHEE[/SIZE]EEEE[SIZE="1"]eeee[/SIZE]~!


Mountain Dew it is then!



Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Azure Wolf]*takes a piece of cake and trails off to find Master*

I am not your master. >.O:

[quote=Zeta]*Slips off edge of cake*
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!
*SPLAT*
X_X

(Told ya it was a big cake.)


[color=indigo]Stripe and Cross Brand Cakes - Both a tasty treat and a swimming pool! Made fresh daily in our ridiculously large oven!




Posted by Azure Wolf


Quoting Linko_16][color=indigo]I am not your master. >.O:


FINE! *sob*
*dives into cake while radiating emo beams*




Posted by Minesweeper

*watches Zeta high-dive from the top of the cake*

O_O

*holds up a sign that reads "8.5"* :3

[quote=Linkman]Mountain Dew it is then!
Ew. O.<; I mean, uh... How about Cream Soda? ^.^ Or Root Beer?! Yumyumyum. X3

[quote=Linko]Hm... every superhero needs a reporter who's secretly in love with him to report all his heroic activities. Will you rise to the challenge?
*grabs microphone, props Zeta up against the cake so he can be the cameraman*

This is Maika Rafone, reporting live from the scene of more daring-do by the oh-so-heroic LINKOMAN!. (:3) The brave and generous Linkoman has risked both bodily and mental trauma to come to the site of the new Party Thread, delivering a cake of ridiculous proportions to the hungry party-goers! Linkoman, care to say a few words to our viewers?




Posted by Ex-Linkman

I'll just bring Mountain Dew, Root Beer, and Cream Soda.




Posted by Minesweeper

Not all mixed together, I hope. ^.^;; What would that make? Mountain Root Cream? ... sounds like some kind of herbal remedy. *is brick'd* XP




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Minesweeper: This is Maika Rafone, reporting live from the scene of more daring-do by the oh-so-heroic LINKOMAN!. (:3) The brave and generous Linkoman has risked both bodily and mental trauma to come to the site of the new Party Thread, delivering a cake of ridiculous proportions to the hungry party-goers! Linkoman, care to say a few words to our viewers?


All in a day's work, Maika! Afterall, I do personally know Linko, the dashingly handsome president of Stripe and Cross Industries, and it was the least I could do to put in a good word for the party.

Up, up, and AWAAAAAY!!

...

Hey, guys, was Linko Man just here? I told him he could stay for the party, but he insisted that he had duties elsewhere, *** bless him.




Posted by Azure Wolf

*emoball Loney rolls into Chibi-kun*
*roll roll roll*
Sing me an emo song ;_;
*rolls back into the cake*




Posted by The Judge

HAY GUYZ WHAT'S GOIN ON




Posted by Zeta

*Gets brought back from the brink of death via Reserve Tanks*
[quote]This is Maika Rafone,
... ... ...
*Dies*
GAME OVER! Find the Metroid Larva! Try again?




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Azure Wolf: *emoball Loney rolls into Chibi-kun*
*roll roll roll*
Sing me an emo song ;_;
*rolls back into the cake*


Loney, why are you emo? -.-'

[quote=The Judge]HAY GUYZ WHAT'S GOIN ON

nm, u?




Posted by Azure Wolf


Quoting Linko_16: [color=indigo][b]Loney, why are you emo? -.-'


Becuse you made me that way last page! NOW SING ME A SONG ****IT!
*whips out semi-automatic machine gun*



Posted by Ant

*breaks down the door screaming about the incoming invasion then falls on face and stop moving*




Posted by Minesweeper

@Linko:: Oh! Hi, Linko! You'll never guess who you just missed! LINKOMAN! It's such a shame that you two are never in the same place at the same time! I'm sure you two would get along really well! XD

@Zeta:: O_O; *notices your motionless body and pokes j00 with a stick* X3

@Ant:: O__O; *notices YOUR motionless body and moves to poke j00 with a stick, but realizes her poking stick is busy elsewhere* T__T

...

*alternates poking Zeta and Ant* X3




Posted by Zeta

*Comes back to life via Reserve-Reserve Tanks*
Ugh, what just hap-
*Poked*
AUGH! MY EYE!




Posted by Minesweeper

*continues to poke Zeta* :angel:




Posted by Stalolin

kk, imma lead the non-corporate affiliate semi-anarchist party by playing holiday in cambodia.

Oh, and sup?




Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Azure Wolf: Becuse you made me that way last page! NOW SING ME A SONG ****IT!
*whips out semi-automatic machine gun*


Linko Man will save me!!

...

Uh, can you guys turn around for a sec?




Posted by Ant

*still laying on the floor motionless*
You know, I'm still awake...




Posted by Zeta

*Tries to roundhouse kick stick*
*Misses horribly*
*Energy wave produced by roundhouse kick blows Cambodia up*




Posted by Minesweeper


Quoting Zeta: *Tries to roundhouse kick stick*
*Misses horribly*
*Energy wave produced by roundhouse kick blows Cambodia up*

O_O;;

... KEWL! Do it again! XD



Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Zeta]*Tries to roundhouse kick stick*
*Misses horribly*
*Energy wave produced by roundhouse kick blows Cambodia up*

THAT IS NOT AT ALL THE CENTRAL MESSAGE OF THE SONG




Posted by Zeta

*Roundhouse kicks in random direction*
*'Splosion*
There...
*Singed Met falls from the sky, from the direction of the explosion*
Met: X_X
...Oh shi-
*Runs*




Posted by Azure Wolf


Quoting Linko_16: Linko Man will save me!!


Okay, I don't understand why my last post got erased....
...Maybe they were mad I didn't make a name for myself -_-;
*dives into random phonebooth*



Posted by Ant

*shakes over towards the food table and eats on some sweet fat...chips*




Posted by Minesweeper


Quoting Zeta: *Roundhouse kicks in random direction*
*'Splosion*
There...
*Singed Met falls from the sky, from the direction of the explosion*
Met: X_X
...Oh shi-
*Runs*

*notices the poor singed Metool* O_O

.\ _ /.

*readies the Spamzooka and chases after Zeta* D:<



Posted by Zeta

*Speed Boosts and Shinesparks away*




Posted by Minesweeper

*loses sight of her target*

Aww... T__T

*remembers the cake*

O_O

*scurries off to begin devouring the cake* >:3




Posted by Zeta

Haha, I got away. Now to go play that Metroid Limit patch! ^_^... ...O_O OH SHI-!
*Shinesparks straight into a wall*
Why can't you cancel that manuever!? >_<


In other news, [url=http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=582247&topic=27096855]I seem to be quite popular in GFAQs' ToP Bloopers thread.[/url]




Posted by Minesweeper

XD

<.<

>.>

-.-;;

*kicks thread and fl33z*




Posted by Zeta

I can't stop playing Metroid Prime Hunters and Harvest Moon: Magical Melody. T_T VIDEOGAMES HAVE CONSUMED MY SOUL, AND I LOVE IT!




Posted by Minesweeper

I need new games. I've been reduced to replaying Final Fantasy Legend II. Um, again. For the zillionth time. ^^; Plus, maybe a new game would be enough to distract me until EXE6 arrives. Me is going teh b0nk3rz waiting. @.@;




Posted by Dog


Quoting Minesweeper: I need new games.
OMG JUST LIKE ME O.O



Posted by Zeta


Quoting Minesweeper: I need new games.


I'd highly recommend Magical Melody if you're a fan of Harvest Moon. It's the best one since Harvest Moon 64.



Posted by Dog

thanks to you zeta i really wanna play metroid prime hunters. like REALLY BAD. how much is a DS?




Posted by Zeta

$150 or so. And the controls take a while to get used to...

...And your hand cramps up for the first two days.

...And I'd whup your butt if I ever played you via Wi-Fi.




Posted by Dog

150 thats cheep...
...i played my freinds DS all night once.my hand didnt hurt.




Posted by Minesweeper

@Shdig:: We should start a club. The "GIMME GAMES NOW, DAMNIT" club. x3

@Zeta:: You're not helping! I'm trying NOT to go stir-crazy thinking about all the good games I'm missing out on right now! You're SUPPOSED to tell me, "Oh, all the games suck, you're not missing a thing." T__T To apologize for making me feel badly, you must now send me a DS. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/LovelyConcerto/Smilies3/icon_ninja.gif[/IMG]

As a random side-note I thought of whilst thinking about DS-playing-inflicted hand injuries; I broke the right/down directions on my GBA. ^.^;; It finally gave out when I was playing Harvest Moon 2, of all things. XD All of a sudden, I couldn't get to my crops. XD (I stole my brother's GBA after that, and GUESS WHAT?! The same directions are giving out again. =^^= I think it's actually all the MMBN I play that hurts it so badly. ^.^;; )




Posted by Linko_16

I've been playing Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles and Tales of Symphonia with my brother and a friend of mine. I also have Kingdom Hearts II, which of course, I'm playing by myself.

Tifa won't stop punching me in the face (our phrase for just being all-around awesome).




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Minesweeper]You're SUPPOSED to tell me, "Oh, all the games suck, you're not missing a thing."
But that would be lying: As a random side-note I thought of whilst thinking about DS-playing-inflicted hand injuries; I broke the right/down directions on my GBA. ^.^;;

My GBA's down-right broke, too. Probably from Battle Network, just like your brother's. Sucked 'cause it took some effort to get into Morph Ball in Fusion/Zero Mission. But now I've got a DS, so all I have to worry about is my R Button, which mysteriously dies for a while every month or so.
[quote]To apologize for making me feel badly, you must now send me a DS.
bol, ok address plz.[/stalk]



Posted by Azure Wolf

[QUOTE=Linko_16]I've been playing Tales of Symphonia with my brother and a friend of mine.
Fine... don't mention me at all. XD




Posted by Linko_16

Well, you were only in on that one game. We haven't actually played since then. >.O;




Posted by Azure Wolf


Quoting Linko_16][color=indigo]Well, you were only in on that one game. We haven't actually played since then. >.O:


Well, we need to play more. I'm deathly bored and I barely get to talk to you in the week. It's sad.




Posted by Alastor

*pops in with a case of root beer*

Am I late?




Posted by Zeta

It's impossible to be late...



...is what I would have said if [Insert some reason here], so yeah, you're late, too bad.




Posted by Minesweeper


Quoting Alastor: *pops in with a case of root beer*

Am I late?

Nevah!

*steals root beer and flees* MWUAHAHA- wait, is this sugar-free? O_O;



Posted by Linko_16


Quoting Alastor: *pops in with a case of root beer*

Am I late?


That depends... do you have more root beer?

'Cause someone stole our normal beer and Linko Man couldn't get it back because... uh... he called in sick. Or something.




Posted by Minesweeper

O_O;

*sneaks back and returns some of the root beer (which is unharmed, I might add)*

*sneaks away, whistling innocently*




Posted by Alastor

Sugar free? Where will I get my buzz? :(

[Quote=Linko_16]That depends... do you have more root beer?

I do somewhere, but it was, uh... stolen. By monkey pirates.

That's right, monkey pirates.




Posted by Zeta

Monkey D. Luffy pirates. amirite?




Posted by Alastor

No, more like the small mammal variety.

Also with pirate hats.

And swag.




Posted by Zeta

='(

The fact that I wasn't right has made me temporarily impotent... and sad.




Posted by Alastor

Aw, cheer up and have some sugar-filled root beer. :cookie:




Posted by Zeta

*Sits in an empty keg*

Fill 'er up!




Posted by Alastor

*fills up keg, puts a lid on it, procedes to roll it down a large hill*

:cool:




Posted by Linko_16

Not even the Invulnerable Linko Man can withstand the might of an unopen soda that's been shook up too much.




Posted by Zeta

This is more exciting than that time I rode in the washing machine!
*Keg explodes due to the carbonization... Or whatever it's called*
\(X.X)/




Posted by Alastor

Ooh... that's quite an explosion. :cookie:

*bottles raining root beer for later*


Quoting Linko_16: Not even the Invulnerable Linko Man can withstand the might of an unopen soda that's been shook up too much.


So now you shall be known as... the Not-So-Invulnerable Linko Man? o_o



Posted by Azure Wolf


Quoting Linko_16: Not even the Invulnerable Linko Man can withstand the might of an unopen soda that's been shook up too much.


Not so invulnerable then nee? I think I just may turn Super-Villian-ish...