AdTheLad998: you know the battle at the beginning of star wars episode 3?
The KoH 2600: You know...
The KoH 2600: I'm sleepy and yet can't sleep
The KoH 2600: so yes, I do
AdTheLad998: this christmas the games industry is gonna look like that
The KoH 2600: Like a costly and yet, unsatisfying massacre of bizarrly designed droids and horrible actors?
AdTheLad998: precisely
The KoH 2600: niiiiice
AdTheLad998: ..that was pretty ****ing amazing for someone who's supposed to be tired
The KoH 2600: lol 8-)
The KoH 2600: Took me a while to think of the right words
The KoH 2600: But I did nap though!
The KoH 2600: for 5 hours, so i'm not utterly tired
The KoH 2600: You heard of that spores game?
AdTheLad998: spore>:o
AdTheLad998: yes
The KoH 2600: spore
The KoH 2600: whatevas
The KoH 2600: looks hella fun 8-)
The KoH 2600: we should get it
The KoH 2600: then dominate the world as like, t-rexs
AdTheLad998: lol
AdTheLad998: but yeah
AdTheLad998: PS3 and revolution are releasing within a couple of weeks of eachother
The KoH 2600: oooo ouch
AdTheLad998: its gonna be a 5 console melee
The KoH 2600: This should, indeed, be very interesting
AdTheLad998: DS VS PSP VS Revo VS Xbox 360 VS PS3
The KoH 2600: the other two I assume are psp and ds?
The KoH 2600: yeah
The KoH 2600: lol
AdTheLad998: shame theres no battle in fiction that would even remotely resemble it
The KoH 2600: lol
The KoH 2600: well...
The KoH 2600: let us think
The KoH 2600: hm
The KoH 2600: no, you're right
AdTheLad998: i guess you could turn it into a 3 way fight
AdTheLad998: but even then
The KoH 2600: it'd be more like star wars
AdTheLad998: star wars is usually between 2 sides
The KoH 2600: yeah, but let us reflect
The KoH 2600: jedi vs. droids vs. the clone army
The KoH 2600: 3 sides, sort of
AdTheLad998: the clone army and the jedi were on the same **** side
The KoH 2600: not at the end of episode 3 you bastard
AdTheLad998: well, until **** happens
The KoH 2600: nor any of the originals
AdTheLad998: i guess that would make sony the clones
The KoH 2600: yes
AdTheLad998: and nintendo the jedi
AdTheLad998: because sony and nintendo were on the same side once!
AdTheLad998: xbox is kinda fitting of a bunch of droids
The KoH 2600: 'cause sony are unimaginative beings who merely take orders in a corporate like environment that care nothing about anyone nor anything
The KoH 2600: yes
The KoH 2600: jedi are imaginative force proppelled beings
AdTheLad998: and microsoft would be even less imaginative beings
The KoH 2600: and the droids are... well, xbox is made by microsoft who's into computers so, there you go
The KoH 2600: shut up >:o
AdTheLad998: controlled by huge single beings
The KoH 2600: That's sony, jerkwad
AdTheLad998: so really
AdTheLad998: this generation will be
AdTheLad998: ****tard army vs ****tard army vs almost extinct elite warriors
The KoH 2600: lmao shut up
AdTheLad998: i think this is the greatest yet nerdiest analogy ever
The KoH 2600: but alas, they're almost extinct for a reason
The KoH 2600: yeah...
The KoH 2600: well, not really
The KoH 2600: you could've said "1337" instead of "elite"
AdTheLad998: theyre almost extinct because the clones (sony) stabbed them in the back!
AdTheLad998: this is crazy
AdTheLad998: wait
AdTheLad998: who the ****'s the emperor?
The KoH 2600: Gates!
AdTheLad998: because the emperor controls both armies anyway
The KoH 2600: Gates!
AdTheLad998: gates doesnt control sony, dude
The KoH 2600: no but he's like, the biggest name out of all the companies
The KoH 2600: so it makes sense
The KoH 2600: Who's the owner of sony?
AdTheLad998: no wait
AdTheLad998: emperor = casual gamers
The KoH 2600: Nooooo
The KoH 2600: It has to be 1 entity
AdTheLad998: owner of sony is ken kuturagi
The KoH 2600: Then it's ken kuturagi
The KoH 2600: Kuturagi is the emporer
AdTheLad998: but ken doesnt control MS>:o
AdTheLad998: casual gamers control both sony and MS >:o
The KoH 2600: no it can't be multiple entities!
The KoH 2600: Okay
The KoH 2600: how about game developers?
The KoH 2600: rockstar and ****
AdTheLad998: generals and mercinaries, i guess
AdTheLad998: NO WAIT
The KoH 2600: Hm... I hated mercenaries
AdTheLad998: weapons manufacturers
The KoH 2600: What the ****?
AdTheLad998: because some weapons manufacturers made weapons for all sides
The KoH 2600: Oh
AdTheLad998: and some only made weapons for a particular side
AdTheLad998: and the jedi make their own!
The KoH 2600: no, wait, there is a perfect single person who is perfect for the name of "emporer"
The KoH 2600: And I think I know who it is
The KoH 2600: I just need to think of the name
The KoH 2600: er look it up
AdTheLad998: Hiroshi Yamauchi? :-P
The KoH 2600: lol
AdTheLad998: hes scary enough to be an emperor of some form
The KoH 2600: Yeah but the guy I'm thinking of is american
The KoH 2600: hold on, trying to think of... ****it
AdTheLad998: owner of EA?
The KoH 2600: wait, no, lost it
The KoH 2600: YES
The KoH 2600: WHO IS THE OWNER OF E-****ING-A?!
AdTheLad998: Trip Hawkins, i think?
The KoH 2600: Sounds right!
AdTheLad998: lemme check
The KoH 2600: So Trip Hawkins is the emporer
AdTheLad998: hes the founder
The KoH 2600: Uh good enough
AdTheLad998: we should make this into some form of wekkly comic or story or something
AdTheLad998: *weekly
The KoH 2600: We should
I just felt myself become less cool as I read that.
Funny, though.
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