Hah, I wanted a thread I could spam with something like this, and I didn't want to be put it in the community board, for fear it'd actually be seen.
Alright, the deal is to make a pun or "word" using the poster's name, location, or anything to that affect having to do with their profile. Not sure how it works? Alright, example:
Skitzophrenia or
Out of Control
See that? Good man! Now get to postin'.
[spoiler]I just like to spam Hyper's shitty blog.[/spoiler]
HEY F.UCK YOU :mad:
Skitzophrenia :cool:
Hyper? more like gay. I'm funny
arent usernames with oxymorons great?
The answer is no.
[color=#ff6633]lol...
Shade32?! More like Shade31!!!!!
(Inside joke.)[/COLOR]
booyah grandma! lol play on words!
Not even intentionally on AIM I said <Derick> could be "The Judge" of the that, to cold fire. It was awesome....
fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag
I figured with this being Hyper's sh[b][/b]itty blog, that's about how this thread would go...
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black]I remember there was this noob who would always call Vampiro "Vampiro Versus Empire"[/COLOR][/FONT]
Dyers Eve? More like LAME EMO FAGGET!
Commisar Yarrick? More like fart on my yardstick rofllmao!!
Last Fog=Gay frog.
opeth...more like...uuuh....man opeth is cool, i dont have anything against him, lol.
night owl? more like evancooleo... the dumbest f**kin name in the world and it took you long enough to change it. :p
Vampiro? more like just piro i bet you set **** on fire lol !!!
HAHAHA!!!! OMG that made me crack up like crazy!!!
I try... no not really.. but I do. What.?
[B]lololololololololol vagino lolololololololol[/b]
SCARY MAN SCARY MAN SCARY MAN SCARY MAN :(
lol I like that...vagino!
omg its the new amd!!!!!!!!!!
shade32 --> shade64
[B]Hey, shutup.[/b]
Shake... it ... m other
o_o
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Black]LIght Bulb 5.1
o_o[/COLOR][/FONT]
DYERSOWNZOVEREINEN777666METALLICA\m/
[B]Magicstick.[/b]
Shake... it ... -_-
[B]Dildo Bulb 4.2[/b]
Sex Your Mother!
Piper.
higlkalkdfj;laksjasldfjoeijfakldjcmieo
not.... hyper :(
I'm so good at this
[B]Dark Bulb 4.0
ooh burrnnnn[/b]
Dark Bulb 4.035 Beta
hikjgjhggffdhgvh bnkjmnb,jhfvcg
Dark Bulb Public Beta 5.2
I can spell your name by headbutting my keyboard
You're such a prat you couldn't type with enough proficiency to call yourself Dipshit X.
Majesty?
More like Masturbate..y...!!!
more like
CABLE WAND
i don't know i can't make a pun out of your username so therefore you suck
007 Ninja.
...That's the joke. ;)
Ha ha sex!
Bepop? MORE LIKE PEEPOP!
The X?
More like The XXX!
Sable Wind? more like Table Pin...ed.
Hyper_chao1122? More like... Hi purr Chow!!!!
Shake It Brother? More like 'Shake Tit, Mother'! :cool:
The XXX. wait that's already taken. The...Pex!
Hyper_ChaoRandomNumbers
;)
The X?
More like Teh Sex!
Sable Wind? More like Fable Wins!
*insert random sex joke in next post*
The X? More like FLAMING IDIOT! [ie. Bext (zomg)] :)
The Judge? More like The Fudge Packer...
Hyper_chao1122?
More Like...
Hyper_loser666 OH PWNED!
The Judge?
More like The Grudge!
Oooh, bad movie reference! You were served.
Sable Wind ...from your ass!
Trigger? Tell me why is Tigger such a Nigger? I thought he was always a Wigger, actually. Go figure.
"The Judge" clearly has problems judging gender and skin colour.
Smack down. You must think you're [b]bigger[/B] than me.
The Judge won't budge his fat ass away from Wal*Mart today. He holds a grudge, and thirsts for blood of his employers through whoms carnage he would like to trudge. RAPE PILLAGE KILL DESTROY. Such are the activities that bring our judge joy.
Nice poem, but I don't work at Wal~Mart any more :)
Misoxeny? More like "My cock in thee...man." ;)
The Judge? More like eat fudge.
FlipBoy
Flippin' Stupid.
Skitzophrenic six ways from Sunday.
Quick Skitzybby, do et now!111!1
Triggernometry!
<3 j00 2 bbykakes
Skitzo Control? More like... REMOTE CONTROL!! OMG PWNED!!
Linko_16? More like Bingo_17
He's a 21st century digital flipb0y, he doesn't know how to read but he likes to chew his dogtoy.
Flipboy.......sextoy.
Misoxeny is missing a little oxygen to the brain.
Trigger? More like... PIGGER!! OMG PWNED!!
Pinko
VAMPIRO VERSUS VEMPIRE
Majesty? More like... TRAVESTY!! OMG PWNED!!
Linko? More like Fatso!
Note that the word fudge has been used as a pun for my name at least 5 times already. Be original people.
FUDGE! :D
j/k
smudge, or drudge
Baz? More like spaz!
Trigger?!?! More like nose picking gold digger.
Flipboy? More like... DIPBOY!! OMG PWNED!!
Linko? More like Kinkos!!1
Uchiha? More like.......uh.........****.....
YOU SHOULD DIE! *Thar*
The judge...more like...the whale. Cause you're so fat...
Cold Fire...? More like Cold Sexiest Man in the World Fire. :cool:
Coromoro? More like...KARAMO LOLOLOLOL
Shake it brother?!? More like be his lover. LOLOLOLOL
The Judge? More like...PHUCK YOU BUDDY!
Bebop?!?! More like BOP IT!!!! OMG PWNED =]
FLiPBoY...more like likes to flip boys over.
DDRFREAK?!?! More like DDRGEEK!!!!1!!!
flip boy... cheap joy
baz-a-riah ..... more like di-a-rrhea
NES Queen... more like, NES KING, CAUSE you're a guy!
Pit...more like Tit, or slit. Whichever.
The Judge, more like
I eat so much FUDGE that I died of cancer last year but came back to life lOL!
The Judge... more like THE JUDGED!!
Pit? more like ZIT! See, I'm funny!
You already have ****ty screen name, no need to make a pun out of it.
Vampiro? I was thinking more along the lines of "GLAMPIRO!"
... :/
Corrupt? more like Corrupted...
Hyper_Chao1122?!?!?! More like Super_Chow2211!
Flipboy? More like Dickboy.
Go pull a TRIGGER, TRIGGER LOL!
Pop a zit, Pit.
Pit? More like Bull****. As in bull**** little 3 letter name that only a dumb **** with no creativity or personality would come up with because it's the ****iest most lacking username I've ever seen used by some dumb cock who thinks he cool.
Wow, that was harsh. Sorry man, didn't mean it.
EDIT: **** you, cactus breath. :)
MI'S NO SEXY
That one actually had effort put into it. :(
PIT? MORE LIKE CUPID
GO KILL A MEDUSA, FOOL
[/ssbmtrophies]
Pit, I know who he is. It was just a joke, I felt like lashing out at someone.
Well, apparently I'm too cool and no one wants to mess with my name. I'm fine with that. Really...
:crying:
Iris the Virus
she's got cooties, stay away!
omg thank you...
I mean, what the hell?! >:O
NES Queen? More like NES flick-the Bean
Iris you came up with something better 'cause that sucked.
Last Fog? More like harassed frog!
Uchihah Itachi? More like Ichihah Utachi.
FLiPBoY? More like Flipboy!
Flipboy? More like stripboy
EDIT: IRIS? more like human immunodeficiency virus
Tamagatchi Hitachi..?
Misoxeny?
More like...
Loser. (Hard to think of a ryhme...which I guess makes me a loser. How bout that)
[SIZE=7]THE TERM "FUDGE" TO RYHME WITH MY NAME HAS BEEN USED BY NEARLY EVERYONE WHO POSTS IN THIS BOARD. I REQUEST THE NEXT PERSON BE ORIGINAL. K THX I LOVE YOU ALL.[/SIZE]
How about... THE SMUDGE!!
...of fudge.
Arg...fine, that works I GUESS!
Corrupt? He's my pup!
*G*d I suck*
The Judge? More like the Budge-t
FLiPBoY? More like... Flippy!
(and yes, that's a compliment)
Corrupt? More like abrupt!
[IMG]http://www.misterpants.com/01/images/katamari_damacy.jpg[/IMG]
last fog.... lost hog
NES Queen? More like Sega Queen.
more like Triggy!
Hyper_chao1122?
More like Hyper...!
:D
maple sins
[COLOR=Lime][FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif]007 ninja? more like 070......ninja. ( what rhymes with ninja?)[/FONT][/COLOR]
No, his would be "007 ninja? More like Teenage Mutant Turtle that's a Ninja!" Get it right, jeebus.
For you? More like Hyperpluralistic Cake!
Aesthetic...more like...diabetic!
Lukewarm water.
Pit? More like ***.
The pit? More like armpit that you will spit on when you feel that a candle has just been lit.
Edit: Too slow >< ..Dark Bulb 4.1? How about Bulbasaur.
Pit, more like ass
Blub Krad.
Vampiro, more like ***
Yeah, you sure showed him big brother!
... fag
Pit? More like git.
Trigger? More like posthole digger.
Uchiha Itachi? More like You shit a itchy!
Uchiha Itachi?
More like some random Japanese name that's a bi[b][/b]tch to pronounce!
Edit: Trigger? More like... wigger!!!!
Corrupt? More like Normal.
N*GGER! PICK MAH COTTON!
Hmmm... The Pudge... McLardy.
[FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif][COLOR=Lime]Slade? more like Slave.[/COLOR][/FONT]
Hyper whatever 1122, more like ***
Dark Bulb 4.1? More like Dark Bulb 4.0!!!!
Sable Wind?
More like... "broken wind, clap like thunder."
....... Currupt... more like ***
How many VGCers does it take to screw in a Dark Bulb?
misoxeny, more like misoannoying!
Night Owl, more like ***
Dark Bulb 4.1... more like AOL 4.1
Poison, more like ***
Maybe try saying something different for once? :p Still, it was pretty funny... but c'mon man, I know you can be more original than that!!!!
Dark Bulb 4.1???
More like... Darker Bulbous... Bouffant... 4.2?
BUT HEY IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS ISN'T IT :(
maybe not.
Corrupt? More like... THROW UP!! OMG PWNED!!
Linko_16? More like Pinko_17
quiet you ditch digger!
lightbulb obviously
ddrkike.
jester?
ddrdyke.
whore.
DDRfreak? More like SDgeek!
(BTW, my name is pronounced "Fay-on Kah-ster")
Fei=on Castor...more like Fay-on Kah-ster
Cold Fire....more like....Volcanic liquid nitrogen.
The Judge? More like the Baliff!
REAL ONE CASTOR
eat that
[FONT=Microsoft Sans Serif][COLOR=Lime]Majesty? More like Mat-agency[/COLOR][/FONT]
Hyper_chao1122?
More like
Lazy_chao1122.
Real One Judge. Yo mama's going to jai-ul, homes.
Misoxeny?
More like... dihydrogen monoxide!
Sable Wind? more like Passing gas
Poison, more like ****
Bulbous penis.
Trampiro, you sleaze!
:O
Pious.
Vampiro, more like batman
Penile sunburn is more like it!
Iris, more like ... ***
Artificial lighting... that is broken.
... more like dog with wings. man im good at dis
The opposite of a light bulb.
loony636? More like Looney Toons!
Flipboy? More like "flipping mental"! =D
Sable Wind? More like, stupid.
Pit? More like ****.
Divine Queef...
Mi-sox-eny? More like... MI-SOX-SMELLREALBAD!! OMG PWNED!!
dicko 16
DDRfreak? More like DDRf**ker!
Hyper_chao1122
More like
Hyper 22 Shadow
OMG PWNED hi
Soulja Jason? More like Soul Power!
Hyper Chao1122?? More like Hyper Chao1121!!!!!!!!!
Fei-on Castor? More like... uh... Flame... on... Blaster...?
Wait, what?
Linko_16, more like ****
****ing Skank
Cold Fire? More like... HOT ICE!! OMG PWNED!!
Linko_16?
More like... Stinko_Unclean! (hey, at least it rhymes)
Corrupt... Car Wrapped... Scar Repped...
eh
Majesty...uh more like Maggie! which could be a baby..or uhm..food?...
Golden Arsehole.
OMG Majesty more like Molester!! OMG
jason... more like jay-z linkin prakgangsta9000 :mad:
dragqueen
DDRFreak more like DDRetard
Soulja Jason...? more like Souljiz Jasson
idiot
slut
[quote=DDRfreak]slut
=)
Majesty? More like BAD-@#$ TEA!! OMG PWNED!!
Linko 16 more like Wacko 16.
Meh, I got nothing.
Lethal Shadow? more like Lethal Butt... bleh I also have nothing
User 245? More like Loser 245.
I got everything.
The Judge? More like The Transexual.
I still got nothing.
Fecal Shadow
Kodachi? More like KO-CROTCHY!!
:( my feelings
Linko_17!11
Linko 16? More like Kinkos 16.
lethal shadow?
More like Harmless Shadow
Commisar Yarrick? More like afraid of girls Yarrick.
Lethal Shadow? More like Pee-ful shad-- No wait... Umm.
I got nuffin.
oh **** it, im not even gonna type it. you all know what i'm gonna say :cool:
more like Dark Boob 4.1
User 245? More like drug ab-user 245!
feion shatstor.
Majesty? More like Flatulensty!
clap-on bastard
DDRfreak? More like USSRFREAK!! OMG!!
...
I guess that wasn't even really an insult. >.>;
Linko_16?
More Like...
Idiot 16.
The Judge, more like The Jury
nothing :(
Dark Bulb? More like Light Bulb :o
Lethal Shadow? More like...
...
.......
SHETHAL LADOW!! OMG PWNED!!
USE TEH TRAMSHPAW 31XXX AND LIKNO WILL SHRINKO!!11
Misoxeny? More like fist my socks for a penny.
Raptor? More like Rapture!
Raptor: Thanks!
You're welcome.
cornea
majesty = vagi-sty
more like hairazab
I got nothing
User 245...more like Chooser drink and drive.
i got nothin' either
DDR... you suck.
Vampiro? More like Vampiro V Empire
Uchiha? More like Coochy-ya!
The Judge? More like the BUDG... IE...!!
OMG PWNED!!
Finko the Green
more like Vagisil
phh again, I fail.
Loser 245
Dandelion?!?! More like Dandy lion.
Flipboy, more like, backflipman
**** you
u racist, only using black bulbs
mastachief?
more like dumbas$
User 245... more like User 246.
This is mah house!
Pit? more like Tit.
User 245.. more like Seru 542
DDRFreak? More like DDRGeek!1!!!11!!!1!~!1!!
FLiPBoY? More like LiPToY!
You bastahd.
Fei-on Castor?
MORE LIKE GAY-ON CASTOR.
BUH-URN!
...more like gayan. >_>
Alastor? More like Al-ass-tor
Fei-on Castor? More like FAG-ON CASTOR.
By the way, your sig owns. Labrynth4lyfe
Maian? More like guy-with-a-broken-arm-ian!!
feion...more like klingon...
Cold Fire? More like Warm Ice!
Fry-in castor
higbvuyb? I can spell your name by throwing my keypad out of my window right now!
Hyper chao1122 more like Hyper chao2211
Night Owl? More like Butt Monk.
(I fail at these puns)
User 245? more like User 246
Night Owl? More like Night Gay.
The judge is like the pug... or jester... either one.
more like Brown Pooper.
Day... owl?
Me-so-sexy
Wimp-iro.
The Fudge.
Highguynamedbub
Misoxeny? More like Your-soxeny!!
A FORCE IS NOT... <your name rearanged *oscar*
Bazariah... more like not bazariah :cool:
Dumb bulb
Gastronomic.
More like maximo 16.
Communist Jewish Nazi.
His-soxeny.
ihrBzaaa <<<< Bazariah's name rearranged.
Hay-on Castor.
...
Horses will eat you.
Finko Machine.
you evil bastard :(
MAY JEST :D
bazariah its more like extreamly bazar.
Hooked on Chronics
Kodachacha
...nvm.
Ytse Jam
Kodamy. Chi. Kodachamy...
Yeah, I got nothing :(
Failure. :(
modachi :cool:
...
yea, nothing
Dark Bulbasaur.
...
I give up, how many times has it been said already? /. _ .\
... not once... and if it was... i so missed it :cool:
linko 16, more like wink;)_69
let me ask. If you "got nothing", why do you bother posting at all? Why not just leave the thread alone until you have something, or someone else does?
Having said that, I got nothing.
Pee on cancer.
Gimpiro G Gimpire :cool2:
Her Majesty the Queen.
Haha.
the tank engine of paste
Shag in the rear.
Majesfag.
Gay. :mad::mad2:
Porcufag.
Git.
Porkupine
lol u pig :cool:
Majesgay.
Sh[color=3][/color]it
Majesty likes Men. Get it!
dorkupine
Lameass.
Hairy pit.
Whoredachi.
Tit
User 193.
The Gay.
huh, nice. I hadn't heard that one before. Serious.
Fit....it in.
The Sludge
User 24gay
Ivor the Engine
Gay Engine of Gay
Gay
Loser 254?
The Judge? How about the Sludge!!!
how about Faggoty Chao 2211
Useless.
Spampyro, I CHUUZE U OLL!111
Hyper Khaos1122
Engine
Gay Bulb 4.Gay
pit iz teh sh*t!!
Pit? More like lover of the cock!
Boyzone
...OH SNAP.
tit
probably been done already, but oh well:(
VCRfuck!!1
gay freak
Cold Faggot.
Misosexy
Poo-ser245
Thinko_Nicotine.
Missfoxy
scorpion, more like mortal kombat
shi[FONT=Arial]t[/FONT] bulb 6.9
ddrIPOSTTOOMUCHINTHISBOARD
Majesty, huh?
I'd say more like "Spoogesty."
Hyper chao1122 its more like humping cheeto2211
Cor... uh... omoro.
Stinko 16
USerwhydon'tyoucomeupwithsomeoriginalusernamepunsyoufaghisupsorry:(
Twit.
DDRgeek. see, it's funny 'cause you'll never get laid in your bloody life :cool2:
majestical testicle
For DDRfreak...DDR really stands for Dorks Dancing Resource...how about that.
[SIZE=9]z0mg TOTALLIY HYPAR CIAO 4!11000,0,0,000 NBEB3B!1121[/size]
yenxosiM
Chronic is hooked on phonics cause he can't read because I heard when he was younger he got ball cancer that spread to his brain and made him retarded, true story, uh huh.
Pit?
I'd say more like zit, git, wit (or lack thereof), and twit. All in one.
Cor 'sup?
Linko "nm u" 16?
Man not good politics.
miss oxen.
pig, duh(b).
MY COCK IS SEXY
Dimple.
COCK
Gay bulb gay.gay
khaos no good with gender long time.
Majhairy. WTF, I don't know. There's nothing good left.
Or maybe jcak no content avatar change daily...?
How about Misoxeny is NOT foxy! About that.
Hyperfag
Pit? More like "slit!"
Get it? You're emo now.
Pit? More like clit, you nasty, yeasty vagina.
pit, more like gay
Cold Fire? More like Homosexual Blaze. Or Cold Faggot. Or some other anti-gay bashing title.
No doubt about it... Mai-Rocks-Andy.
Ginko 16 because you smell in the summer :)
Majesty? More like "Ma-dick-sty"!!!
Oh, super snap.
Fee-on Castor.
Vampiro V. Empire of sh1t
DDRisafreakshow
sonysucks!
I jest.
Vampiro? Why not just Vampire?
Hyper Chump1112
i keed
Hannibal Queen.
Oh, what now?
how bout limpo 16?
Hannibal King, more like fag master
I can't make a pun after such massive zing.
Vampiro?
...
VAMPORNO.
Fagmo_FAG
Hannibal King, more like fag master
Fagnormous, Gaynormous!
My... oxen... EEEEEEEEEE...
I've run out of ones for you. >.>
Bisexo_Mister Sheen
Fagesty
Pit? More like Dragoon. The gigolo.
tip
ddridon'thavefriends
sorry to disappoint you, but I do.
ytsejam
Hannibal King, more like fag master.
Abuser DWI
Your Majesty the Queen.
Vampqueero
Fei-on Castor? Fei-on Blaster. tch...couldn't really think of anything else...
Sonic Adventure 2 sucks.
Fag King.
Pit, more like not fit to lick my arm pit.
User Title gets a 9/10.
BBQ Pit
Bust-a-groovefreak.
The Grudge. (oooh I'm so badarse)
User_245, more like, Fag.
EDIT: 245
Brad Pit.
...
It's been said before, hasn't it?
Chronic as a chronic diarrhea problem.
pitnormous, crotchnormous!
I actually like the 2D games better than the 3D games...Anywho...
Pit? Why don't you take a sh*t in a pit!
Oh, and Burger King is better than McDonalds!
EDIT: Man! you beat me! Anyway, Majesty, your fagesty.
Pit
more like
007 ninja
And Hyperchoa
more like
jerk who posts before me while I'm trying to post because he sucks
Majesty, more like, fagesty
The Judge, more like The Fag.
Pit more like Gay.
User 245..... Looooser 4810
Drag Queen
NES Queef
****it, I want to do one for her...**** you mesohorny! BURN
Stupid Fire.
Owned.
User title gets a 10/10. Kreepy huh
I suck at SSBM 4.1
Nice sig there buddy, pal. 10/2
Avatar gets a 11/5. Its so creepy yet funny
Dark Boob 4.1
Don't Blinko Too Fast. Sixteen.
Lol, nice user title. 10/10
Wavedasher 1.1
This Is A Spam Board 4.1
edit: gah. Fine, Cold This Is Not A Spam Fire Board
Ordianry-ness.
Owned.
Teh un-owned.
Empire O. d@mn pyros
re-own3d
DDRFREAK? More like Hannibal King
Dark Bulb? more like Bucket.
Poison? More like poisson.
...
Which is French for "fish".
I guess your sourire then, thats French for smile = )
Poison? More like Antidote!!
Fei-on castor? More like Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Mauris porttitor erat ac urna. Pellentesque gravida vestibulum massa. Nunc commodo quam at metus. Nullam arcu purus, sodales ac, lobortis et, posuere sit amet, nunc. Curabitur nibh nunc, congue sit amet, lobortis id, bibendum vel, tortor. Sed cursus pellentesque magna.
Gayubuvgwtfomgbbq
12
cardboard bag.
...ger.
ghey
chief executive of the Sublime Council of Realistic Outgoing Timetravellers (SCROT).
Majesty? More like....RAPE!
haha, homemade. ten out of ten, buddy ol' pal.
Majesty? More like Sublime Council of Realistic Outgoing Timetravellers Union Manager.
Pit disagrees: What a fag master
Pit more like fag. :p
Chronic, more like fag master. :)
User_245 more like King_FAG
how long is this gonna last?:(
long enough.
DDRFreak?
More like
007Ninja
The Judge Judy
`
Majesty? more like Mage sty!
I regret ever saying the first fag master.
Higbvuyb, more like fag master.
Dark Bulb 4.1?? More like Nut-gobbler!!
Fei-on Castor more like Fei-on Butt
Chronic?? More like Hydroponic!!
Fei-on Asstor.
Me so sexy? Done before right?
Um...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Misoxeny
More like
Miss-ox-eny
I held the period button down till I thought of something
The Judge Joe Brown
Fagbag
Pit more like pis$
Rhino
Parappa da rappa.
Parappa da Judge.
F[FONT=Arial]u[/FONT]ck-off bastard!