Oh The Fun You'll Have With Friend's Kids.




Posted by Velvet Nightmare

This is a discussion that went on between myself and my old teacher's daughter, who IM'd me out of the blue for no reason. She got my SN from a friend of my sister's who is younger than me. Keep in mind that my family knows hers quite well, but she doesn't know that. How she got this (my SN) is quite bizare, but here is the record. To be kind, I changed her name. See, the fun with kids and people that don't know about computer is that you get to be god, and make up anything you want.

velvetnitemare: Finished with your thought? If that's all, I'm just going to go ahead and block you.
Girl: u bich
Girl: *****
velvetnitemare: Oh my, you've gone and hurt me with your poor grammer.
Girl: y r u blokin me retard
Girl: i go to ur scool
Girl: guess who i am'
velvetnitemare: One of seven hundred sixteen others.
Girl: im a girl
velvetnitemare: Four hundred sixty.
Girl: in ur grade
velvetnitemare: One hundred sixteen.
Girl: in ur math class
velvetnitemare: Fourteen, I think
Girl: now guess
velvetnitemare: I'd rather not
Girl: i sit close to u
velvetnitemare: Erika, Kristen....that's about all.
velvetnitemare: You are neither.
Girl: jk
Girl: im not in ur math class
Girl: i dont even think u know me
Girl: im not that popular
velvetnitemare: And your reason for IMing me would be that of...?
Girl: im bored and this girl named erika sent me sn
Girl: she said u were nice
velvetnitemare: Erika who
Girl: i dont know her last name
Girl: she said u guys were friends
Girl: and that u were kool
velvetnitemare: Funny, becuase the only girl that I know named Erika doesn't use AIM
Girl: well a girl name erika told me
Girl: she was probly lieing
Girl: sry
velvetnitemare: Or perhaps you are.
Girl: noooo
velvetnitemare: What I'm going to stave a guess on,
velvetnitemare: Is that I do in fact know you,
velvetnitemare: And you either are one of a few people who live in Santa Barabara,
velvetnitemare: or you are very, very confused.
Girl: u live in santa barbra to
Girl: !
velvetnitemare: Also funny, considering that I don't.
Girl: y not
Girl: how do u know of there then
velvetnitemare: I know of many large cities around the country.
velvetnitemare: I know many people in them
velvetnitemare: And I know many people in them that would like to mess with me.
Girl: wats ur name\
velvetnitemare: Nice try.
Girl: lol
Girl: wat scool do u go to though
velvetnitemare: Again, nice try.
Girl: wat do u mean nice try?
velvetnitemare: I don't tell people I don't know anything
Girl: lol
Girl: are u in highschool
Girl: at least tell me that
Girl: im in middle scool
velvetnitemare: Congratulations. I couldn't tell by the way you type.

Girl: shut up
velvetnitemare: I'd encourage you to.
Girl: r u in high scool
Girl: ur a smart *** arnt u?
Girl: ur very nerdie the way u typre
velvetnitemare: Now now, you've gone and hurt my feelings.
velvetnitemare: That wasn't very nice, now was it?
Girl: my name is ____ and im 13
Girl: happy
velvetnitemare: I didn't ask for that information.
Girl: now tell me how old u r
velvetnitemare: Great thing about a democratic country is that I don't have to.
Girl: r u like a robot?
Girl: man ur a nerd
velvetnitemare: You could say that/
Girl: where do u live then
Girl: r u like 10 or something or older
velvetnitemare: Terra Firma.
Girl: how old???????
Girl: high scool or middle scool
Girl: >?
Girl: cuss at me i wanna see if u can do it
velvetnitemare: Oh, now that's not fair to do.
Girl: r u in high scool or middle scool
Girl: ur kind of u slow typer
velvetnitemare: Oh quite.
Girl: lol
velvetnitemare: So sorry.
Girl: lol
Girl: wat kind of profile is urs!!!
Girl: its lamw
Girl: lame and wierd
velvetnitemare: Now, how about a little education for you. Did you know that being under the age of thirteen and using AIM is against Federal law?
Girl: r u in high scool or middle scool
Girl: im 13
Girl: i am 13
velvetnitemare: Are you over the age of thirteen?
Girl: man ur a loser
velvetnitemare: Actually no, just well rounded
Girl: no
Girl: ur a teachers pet
velvetnitemare: Well then, I would suggest getting offline.
velvetnitemare: Oh completely.
velvetnitemare: You're quite right.
Girl: im 14 a
Girl: actually i just wanted to **** u off
velvetnitemare: That's nice.
Girl: kool
Girl: now ur all nice?
velvetnitemare: Oh no, I'm quite the mean person. Said so yourself.
Girl: how old r u?
Girl: r u a robot computer????????
velvetnitemare: Yes.
velvetnitemare: I was established in the year 1989.
Girl: oh
Girl: no wonder
velvetnitemare: One of the first telecommuting systems in America.
Girl: how do no kristen or erika?
Girl: if ur a robot
velvetnitemare: Sorry, I didn't understand your question. Your grammer's off!
Girl: How do you know Erika or Kristen if you are a robot computer?
velvetnitemare: Well ____, your father ____ would be quite upset if he found you using AIM, would he not?
Girll: thats not my dads name
velvetnitemare: Perhaps your mother ____ then.
Girl: thats not my moms name
Girl: my names not ____
Girl: its _______ ______
Girl: i wuz usin my lil sisters name
velvetnitemare: Well, considering _______ is in college, and more than likely using her own screename, don't you think that's a little odd?
Girl: im not in college?
Girl: i dropped out
velvetnitemare: Well now, that's a shame. Perhaps you should get some tutoring from _________?
Girl: olol
Girl: lol
Girl: how do u no my sis _________
Girl: ?
velvetnitemare: Oh, I know a lot about you. Your internet Protocol adress tells me a lot.
velvetnitemare: Your father ____ is a teacher at ______ school in ________ Califonia.
Girl: Your last name is ______.
Girl: You are ____ ______.
Girl: i dont have an internet protical
velvetnitemare: Actually, if you are connected to the internet, yes you do.
velvetnitemare: It is physically impossible to do otherwise.
Girl: ok
Girl: who r u????
Girl: it didnt say _______ is in college
velvetnitemare: Now, being the 3rd in the line of your sisters, don't you think you should set an example for ______?
Girl: do u know ______
Girl: ?
Girl: my step sister
velvetnitemare: Your step sister?
Girl: ______ ______
velvetnitemare: The one in 8th grade?
velvetnitemare: Oh yes.
Girl: yes
Girl: how?
Girl: is this mrs f_____
velvetnitemare: I know quite a lot, like I told you.
Girl: hi mrs f_____
velvetnitemare: That would be Kathy to you, and that too is incorrect. (8th Grade english teacher)
Girl: who r u?
velvetnitemare: No one important.
Girl: hi mr. w (Net Admin for the School)
velvetnitemare: You were the one who contacted me.
Girl: mr h_____
Girl: a teacher
Girl: mrs d_____
Girl: I am neither J___ nor N_____. I'm not telling they're actual names out of kindness.
Girl: mrs g____
velvetnitemare: Not P____ either.
Girl: u work at my scool though
velvetnitemare: Unfortunetley, no.
Girl: mr a______
velvetnitemare: Not O_____. Though he was quite impressive on Fear Factor a few years back.
velvetnitemare: Too bad he lost the first round...
Girl: i didnt know he was on fear factor
velvetnitemare: Oh yes. Ask him when you get to school tomorrow.
Girl: mrs i_____
Girll: ?
velvetnitemare: No. Not her daughter A___ either.
Girl: mr h_____
Girl: h_____
velvetnitemare: Not I. But don't you think you should be working on your Latin American homework for Mrs. R______?
Girl: hi mrs r______
velvetnitemare: Oh, now that's just incorrect as well.
velvetnitemare: You're really terrible at this game.
Girl: i didnt get homework from her
velvetnitemare: Did you finish your Travel Agency brochure however?
Girl: wats my moms husbands name?
velvetnitemare: I think we've had a bit enough now. This is getting quite troublesome, and as it's getting late, you should be getting to bed soon.
Girl: wiat
Girl: can u tell me who u r
velvetnitemare: I'd like to let you know that you shouldn't contact people that you don't know, because terrible things can happen.
velvetnitemare: Fortunately, you got lucky and I am both kind and helpless.
Girl: whats the name of my soccer coach
velvetnitemare: I've told you, that's quite enough.
velvetnitemare: This is your warning though.
velvetnitemare: Do not participate in chats and other things such as that.
velvetnitemare: Talk to only people you know
Girl: is this dad?
velvetnitemare: Information can get out there, and someone could try to hurt you.
velvetnitemare: Oh, and make sure you tell R____, M_____, and J______ that they should do the same.
velvetnitemare: E___ too.
velvetnitemare: It's very, very unsafe.
velvetnitemare: I'd like you to do that right now, if they are on and you can.
Girl: how do u know my friends
Girll: ?
velvetnitemare: I've told you, I know quite a lot.
Girl: is this ____ ______
velvetnitemare: Your father?
Girl: yes
velvetnitemare: You'd do well to be careful.
Girl: hi daddy
velvetnitemare: Now, make sure you tell your friends to be careful. You can also ask your father if this is him, which it is not. Give him my regards, however.
velvetnitemare: He's a great man.
Girl: wats my step dads name?
velvetnitemare: It's time for you to quit now.
Girl: hi mrs c______?
velvetnitemare: I'll be talking to you later.
velvetnitemare: Good luck, and please tell your friends to be very, very careful when online.
velvetnitemare: I'll leave you now.
Girl: when will u talk to me
velvetnitemare: Never again, I think.
Girl: who is this
Girl: my moms freaking out
velvetnitemare: We'll be seeing you.
Girl: im gonna call the cops
velvetnitemare: Sadly, you can't.
Girl: y?
Girl: my moms calling now
velvetnitemare: There is no jurisdiction over online Communiques via the police.
velvetnitemare: See you now
velvetnitemare: Have fun
velvetnitemare: And good luck.
"Girl" signed off at 7:55:18 PM.

OWND, imo.

But the real reason that I post this is just to show how disguted by people nowadys. Children have not been educated on how to avoid predators. She gave me her full name without me asking for it, her age, her family, and everyone up to even my sister's name. I'm just abhored that parents don't do a better job of cracking down. I'm going to show this to her father, but I thought I would share with everyone else as well.




Posted by Lord of Spam

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Posted by D.J Cat

Huh, its illegal to use AIM if you are under the age of 13?

Or where you just saying that to nick her goat, etc?




Posted by Velvet Nightmare


Quoting D.J Cat: Huh, its illegal to use AIM if you are under the age of 13?


No


Quoting D.J Cat: Or where you just saying that to nick her goat, etc?


Yup



Posted by Pit

grammar*




Posted by Velvet Nightmare


Quoting Pit: grammar*


Spelling makes me sad.



Posted by Klarth

yeh liekweise.

I laughed a few times... I've done stuff like that before. Evilbastard.




Posted by Yonaka

Interesting. It seems that people just don't know how to take a hint and shut up. Oh, well that's life I guess. Life is all about the weirdness of awkward stiuations like that.




Posted by PhlyntheKT

Tha t is by far the creepiest thing I've seen in a long time...It is a good thing you weren't a weirdo...some people need help when their on aim...