So. I went into my parents room looking for a belt. Now, I know that they have a dildo because I saw it when I was about nine when I went into the basement. It was upsetting. But anyway, when I went into this drawer, I found a three-disk porn video. It was incredibly explicit on the cover. Lots of penis and boobies and cum. And then there was an issue of Cosmopolitan... which, as we all know, is a sex-oriented magazine.
I didn't want to be in on my parent's sex life. I just wanted a freakin' belt, man! Oh well.
Anyone else ever find out something embarrassing, or something you honestly did not want to know about your parents or otherwise? :O
My father's drunk ravings about his sex life yelled at me in an angry tone. I never even thought angry lectures about someone's sex life existed.
I've experienced both of those stories :cookie:
Oh man, just the other night I was dead tired, it was late, and I wanted to go to bed. I start up the stairs and hear The Noise. I went back down and slept on the couch.
Man I hate that. It's not so rare an occurence, but I hate it so.
The noise huh? Moaning? Was it your mom, or your dad perhaps? I MUST KNOW!
I heard "the noise" around October last year - Which is disturbing in itself, considering the guy isn't my dad. :/
fap'd too hard, couldnt possibly hear anymoar.
[quote=Kodachi]At least they don't know about yours ;)
Thank God. >_>
I checked the history on my internet and my dad looks at old people porn, but he's like 49.
I haven't found anything too weird. Except for condoms in a jar of coins. I just wanted change for a coke, not "the talk" (again, as it happened when I was like 11).
Oh...CHRIST...
My dad has a mental age of 18. Take that and run with it.
Haveing divroced parents sometimes is a good thing.:cool:
I walked in on my dad wearing my moms clothes and trying on lipstick. Was an awkward moment but then he gave me 50 bucks to keep my mouth shut. I told my mom anyways.
I'm not sure if you are being serious or if that's a lie.
If its a lie for attention, its funny. If its true, its funnier yet.
Either way, I'm amused.
I was a retard when I was little, and I didn't know the meaning of the word "knock." So I definitely saw more than I wanted. :( Didn't get over it for years. I actually forgot all about it until just a minute ago. O_o
[quote=Ant]I'm not sure if you are being serious or if that's a lie.
Okay, at least I am not the only one.
It sure would explain a lot about Pit.
no, YOU explain a lot about pit!
Shut up! You're not my real mom!
What'd you do with the money?
Your parents keep frying pans in their room? Nothing huge happened to me, not like the pit's dad thing, I heard "the noise" thats about it. The trick is not to think about it, then Im alright.
[quote=MetalVox~55]
Story about kris? It's true. he told me this a while ago.
In which case, yes, it does explain quite a bit about Pit. :o
[quote=Raptor]Someone has taste.
Who said anything about fellatio?
How does it explain a bit about me? If anything, I'm the most normal person on this forum. I don't have emotional breakdowns, think I'm an animal, nor dress up like a mage and play D&D.
No it wasn't real. My father died of AIDS a while back.
I went over to a friend's house and his older brother tossed his mother's dildo at me. That's about it. I pretty much cut off my arms after the event.
Did it bounce?
I once found a dildo in my mom's drawer. That's about all I have seen. I was looking for a tie.
[quote=Junior Senior]Did it bounce?
:(
My dad didn't die, what are you guys talking about?
... oh I see what I did there
Everyone's parents have sex toys. My dad's 70 years old and impotent, so my house has got a fair few, including a very bizarre psuedo-strap-on thing. It's like a normal strap-on, but flexible, with a cavity inside for the bloke wearing it. It's also battery powered. So it's win/win.
I do remember staying the night at a friend's house, once. We went into his parents' room when they were out, opened the bedside table drawer, and it was literally stuffed with sex aids, all shapes, sizes, colours, about six tubes of lube, catalogues, the works.
So of course, we stole them and had a swordfight, every now and again throwing them at my friend. That was a fun day.
Also, this is a contradictory statement:
Your dad is very old. ;o
Wow, okay. I'd use my THIS APOSTROPHE IS NOT NECESSARY image, but it wouldn't encompass all of your mistakes.
But yes, he is.
I live with my father. He doesn't have a sex life. 4 serious! It's probably been at least 8 or 9 years for him. G0d.....I hope I never hear "the noise". Especially if I know he's alone.
I found a DVD with a graphic cover in my Uncle's closet. My younger cousin told me about it and I didn't believe him at first :(
Oh, and a friend of a friend tossed his mother's dildo at me once. It was rather unpleasant.
My in laws have Chinese samurai porn. It's pretty disturbing.