D Virus VX13: so
D Virus VX13: what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you
Dreamgate Sabre: What a novel question. :-)
Dreamgate Sabre: Run
D Virus VX13: but first you have to move him off of you!
Dreamgate Sabre: Move him off me
D Virus VX13: and then the door is locked
D Virus VX13: and then a tape plays
D Virus VX13: and a voice says "I WANNA PLAY A GAME"
D Virus VX13: "...GOOD JOB" and then the door opens
Dreamgate Sabre: Window up the joint!
D Virus VX13: and what would the aftermath be?
Dreamgate Sabre: I land. On the ground.
D Virus VX13: what?
Dreamgate Sabre: Well, I jump out the window
Dreamgate Sabre: And land on the ground.
D Virus VX13: and then?
Dreamgate Sabre: Phone the fire brigade.
Dreamgate Sabre: Then I shut them in the house, and tell the police it was them.
D Virus VX13: grand
D Virus VX13: you crazy brits
Dreamgate Sabre: 8-)
Dreamgate Sabre: It's our job, when we're not making stupid comedies.
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D Virus VX13: K
D Virus VX13: QUESTION TIME
LinkmaN39: ASK AWAY
D Virus VX13: k
D Virus VX13: you've spent the night at your friends' house
D Virus VX13: and you wake up to find that he, in the middle of the night, has laid down face down on top of you and shot himself in the head.
D Virus VX13: You wake up to find he's laying dead on top of you and looking right at you
D Virus VX13: what do you do?
LinkmaN39: scream?
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D Virus VX13: Gay man, I have a question
decapitt: WHAT
D Virus VX13: You stay the night at your friend's house, and you wake up to find in the middle of the night, he layed down on top of you and shot himself in the head. Now all that's left is a bloody corpse on top of you staring at you
D Virus VX13: what do you do?
decapitt: have hot corpse sex
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D Virus VX13: question time
ElPikachupacabra: answer time
D Virus VX13: K
D Virus VX13: you stay the night at your friends' house
D Virus VX13: and when you wake up, you find him laying dead on top of you, staring at you, and theres' blood everywhere, cause in the middle of the night he layed down on you and shot himself in the head
D Virus VX13: WHAT DO YOU DO?!
ElPikachupacabra: throw him off me, of course
D Virus VX13: that's it?
D Virus VX13: what happens later?
ElPikachupacabra: and then take a shower and call 911, and his family
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D Virus VX13: QUETIONAIRS!
The Dan Slice: Shoot.
D Virus VX13: you spend the night at your friend's house, and you find in the morning that late at night, he layed down on top of you, shot himself in the head, and now all that's left is a bloody corpse staring from above you
D Virus VX13: what do you do?
The Dan Slice: Throw him off, punch him in the face for being on top of you, and call the cops and accuse him of rape.
D Virus VX13: he's dead btw
The Dan Slice: Have him brought back, then executed for rape.
The Dan Slice: Honestly?
The Dan Slice: Scream like hell and call the cops.
D Virus VX13: yes
The Dan Slice: Why?
D Virus VX13: informal study
The Dan Slice: Ah.
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D Virus VX13: what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you
Sapphier Rose: ()_()
Sapphier Rose: Scream bloody hell.
D Virus VX13: then?
Sapphier Rose: Cry for a bit.....
Sapphier Rose: Then I dont know what.
D Virus VX13: lol
So true.
D Virus VX13: what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you?
iluvcookies4lyf0: Scream and cry.
D Virus VX13: LMFAO!
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D Virus VX13: so
D Virus VX13: what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you?
antmanmadness: eh
D Virus VX13: wow you're fun
antmanmadness: you want fun hmm
antmanmadness: alright
antmanmadness: First I would find the nearest fork, I'd stab it into their head and lift them off me with it. Thusly, I would hurl their body to the side and afterwards I suppose I'd call some authorites of some kind. Then come on here and do my thang...who knows...maybe I did it today...
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sunaipakun: ok
D Virus VX13: bout time you woke up
D Virus VX13: I have a serious question for you
sunaipakun: :-(
D Virus VX13: what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you
sunaipakun: dot dot dot
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D Virus VX13: SO
D Virus VX13: what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you!
shadowlink123321: I would call you and have you take him away so you could butt **** him
D Virus VX13: har har
D Virus VX13: I was being serious
shadowlink123321: Oh... I thought this was some crazy chain male considering you never talk to me anymore
D Virus VX13: no
D Virus VX13: just answer le questoin
D Virus VX13: what would you do?
shadowlink123321: I dont know
shadowlink123321: why?
D Virus VX13: informal research
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LinkmaN39: "pick up the gun, and start unloading the leftover rounds into the corpse"
That's how you turn a delema into exciting day you'll remember forever. :-)
D Virus VX13: lmao
Dreamgate Sabre: Hey, I have a question for you.
D Virus VX13: sure
Dreamgate Sabre: Okay, say you spent the night at your friend's house
D Virus VX13: yeah
Dreamgate Sabre: And when you awoke, he was on top of you, having shot himself, bleeding from the head and all of that sexy stuff.
Dreamgate Sabre: What would you do?
D Virus VX13: quietly push him off
D Virus VX13: go outside
D Virus VX13: and keep walking
D Virus VX13: I wouldn't be seen again for a few weeks
D Virus VX13: and I would blink maybe once a minute
Dreamgate Sabre: Until your body turned up at the morgue?
Dreamgate Sabre: Oh.
D Virus VX13: after that, probably about 4 years of therapy to get me to speak again
D Virus VX13: what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you?
GrandDaddySmoosh: Whoa hi
D Virus VX13: hi
GrandDaddySmoosh: I'd probably get off on that
(this is Darksong X, btw)
Thanks for IMing me about it :mad:
rofl, some of those responses were pretty amusing.
You're not on.
[COLOR=DARKORANGE]Well thanks for IMing me about it. :mad:[/color]
D Virus VX13: what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you
IriSango: Well, I'd tap it...
IriSango: Dead or not.
D Virus VX13: then?
IriSango: Then I'd take bits of the body back home with me.
D Virus VX13: for what purpose
IriSango: Snacking while on the computer.
Of course.
ShadeXH: btw, thx for IMing me about that >:o
D Virus VX13: you're welcome
ShadeXH: you suck
ShadeXH: i feel left out
ShadeXH: i need my prozack
D Virus VX13: about what?
D Virus VX13: lmao btw
ShadeXH: about da question
D Virus VX13: oh
D Virus VX13: *asks*
ShadeXH: id take the gun and shoot him some more, for killing himself on top of my WHILE IM SLEEPING, that ***
ShadeXH: then id tell the police he raped me and felt bad about it, so he shot himself........a lot
D Virus VX13: see, it was prethought of
D Virus VX13: so it's not funny
D Virus VX13: so
D Virus VX13: what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you
nate the shiznit: rofl, you read my post 8-)
D Virus VX13: You weren't on
nate the shiznit: i know.,
nate the shiznit: :o
D Virus VX13: my buddy list at all for that matter
D Virus VX13: what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you
nate the shiznit: I wasn't serious
nate the shiznit: you didn't have to IM me
D Virus VX13: what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you
nate the shiznit: because now that you have
nate the shiznit: i have no answer,
nate the shiznit: 8-)
D Virus VX13: well ****
dammit! Why didn't you ask me about it! Jackass.
Come to think of it, we've only had two conversations and I haven't seen you on in eight weeks. Nevermind.
Legend, want some Prozack?
Judge, I continued your joke;
Yarrick says:
Hi.
[email]snickers_824@hotmail.com[/email] says:
oh ahah y athats me lol
[email]snickers_824@hotmail.com[/email] says:
why?
Yarrick says:
Just wondering.
Yarrick says:
so
Yarrick says:
what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you
[email]snickers_824@hotmail.com[/email] says:
ok...
Yarrick says:
Well?
[email]snickers_824@hotmail.com[/email] says:
ummm...have a freakin heart attack i dunn
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Yarrick says:
so
Yarrick says:
what would you do if you were sleeping in your friends' room, and when you woke up, you found that he'd laid on top of you and shot himself in the head, and he's now looking down at you, dead, on top of you
[email]anigmasis@gmail.com[/email] says:
Uh..
[email]anigmasis@gmail.com[/email] says:
what the ****?
Yarrick says:
WELL.
Yarrick says:
What would you do.
[email]anigmasis@gmail.com[/email] says:
Nothing.