Today was what I think may have been the worst day of my life (all emo aside). It was so terrible on every single level, from large to minute, that I'd honestly rather not even rehash any of it. I'd rather have just been in a car accident this morning than have ever made it to destination numero uno. Hell, I don't even want any sympathy. Just, if you have something funny or whatever you can send in my direction I'd like that.
Have a nice day!
I actually lol'd. Thanks much. ^^
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I guess I'll say...Tomorrow is a brand new day.
Cheer up...have a cookie! :D
THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!
...You're a looney
Cactus?
I don't know how that whole thing works. I know there's something involving cacti, and I figured, "Hell, a cactus ought to cheer this brotha up". So I said "Cactus?". And I honestly dont' know what it means, or what I'm intending. So again, I say:
Cactus?
By the way, you know that rumor about how Chuck Norris was once beaten by a gang of pirates? Yeah, it's not true. Chuck Norris just started that rumor to lure in more pirates.
Did you know that the only person to ever make Chuck Norris bleed was Chuck Norris? He roundhouse kicked himself in the face, just to see what pain felt like.
The only person to ever survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris was Gary Coleman, and his growth is still stunted from the impact.
If Chuck Norris were a country, his chief export would be pain.
Chuck Norris does not sleep; he only waits.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from a painful death.
Chuck Norris often donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.
Did you hear about the fight between Chuck Norris and God? Of course you didn't, it never took place, because Chuck Norris is God.
feion's post made me cry
Read Ant's, Klarth.
Now a lame fact about me to make yourself feel better:
I've never beaten a Final Fantasy game, though I consider myself a rabid fan. I always get to the part right before the end boss when you have to level up a bunch, and I just stop.
Misoxeny, I don't know what's wrong, but just remember that whatever happened happened, and it could not have been avoided. Just keep living the life. :cool:
Next time you think that your day is bad, imagine having to be me. Imagine having to see my face in the mirror every repetitive day of your hideous life. Imagine having no one to love or care for you. Imagine having no reason to live, but not being strong enough to cross the threshold and end it all.
Imagine being me.
I hope you're happy.
Next time your day is bad, think of something really deppressing like Judge's post.
Wow, Judge, that made ME feel better, and I'm not the one with the bad day. :-*
Misoxeny, I don't know what the hell happened, but tomorrow's a new day. You have to get to feeling better cause you have some of the best, wittiest posts here. O_O Without them, I don't know where we'll all be. :(
If my butt kissing didn't make you feel better, refer to Judge's post above. :)
Same thing, day in, day out. Work and college on the weekdays, shirk responsibilities on the weekends. For fun, you play video games and D&D. You have 2 good friends, and when neither of them are around, you sit at home in your room, alone, with nothing to do. You get poor grades in school due to ADD but refuse to take pills for it. You talk to yourself just to feel like someone cares. You stare at the ceiling for an hour every night just to fall asleep. You're afraid to walk home at night alone and you find yourself always looking over your shoulder. You get scared by your own shadow. You live in a world that is filled with continuous fear, apathy, and redundancy, with absolutely no end in sight, no hope for tomorrow, no reason to get up in the morning aside from necessity.
Now you live my life.
Now you're having a bad day.
Every day.
Judge, maybe this thread should be for you :(
Misoxeny: Today is not yesterday :)
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I would think that not being derek would make anyone happy.
Way to be a emo Derick! Hey I can spell his name right!!!
Thanks for all the laughs guys. I'm in a much better mood today, and partly due to everything said here.
Derek) Dude, I don't know what to say. I don't want to take comfort in your pain, be it real or sarcasm. Hopefully you can feel better knowing I hit the fan..?
Rep for everyone I can rep!
So, I heard you had a ****ty day yesterday.
That sucks.
MORE LIKE DERDICK
AMIRITE?
Misoxeny:
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
His birth certificate says "Dark". I seen it.
[quote=The Judge]I was moreso just giving you the basics of my hum-drum existence so that you can feel better. It's like that "Next time you're having a bad day imagine you have a gay siamese twin and only one *******, and he's got a date" kind of thing.
Yeah, but see, all of what you listed in your "hum-drum existence" are things that you can change if you really tried. Sometimes, people have horrible days because of things that happened to them that they can't change, and it usually doesn't help to seemingly compare lives in an effort to make the other feel better. Not trying to say your life is amazing, just saying that that wouldn't have cheered me up at all (which was the original intent of this thread, yes?).
Kyosti: I'm sorry your day was horrid. I guess you don't need much more cheering up now, which is good because I'm not funny on cue. Or off. But still, think of the Mona Lisa painting. At least your eyebrows weren't burned off! ;) (And if they were, I'm horribly sorry).
Too much emo in this thread.
Needs more awesome.
Fei-on's sig made you want more Chuck Norris?! It personally nearly ruined the man for me.
It's good to know that a person I've never met is having a better day now. I'd want the same if I was having a horrid time.
Clever. But not clever enough. You see, scroll up to where you first see "cactus".
That is where awesome was born.
[quote=sniper]His birth certificate says "Dark". I seen it.
IMPERFECT DARK ZERO
[quote]D-E-R-I-C-K EVERYONE. MY MOTHER DIDN'T WANT ME TO BE AN OIL DEREK (which I would have grown up to be, had she named me that) SO SHE GAVE ME THIS RETARDED SPELLING.Actually, the oil thing is called an oil derrick, with two Rs.
Hah, Derick's mom owned herself.
Yeah, my bad.
"Don't feel bad. Hell, you'll probably end up having an even WORSE day soon enough anyways!"
Nice job.
Not in a continous timeline. Each day could have been the worst at the point of having it.
But it would cease to be the worst when a new day topped it.
It was still the worst day while he lived it which is all that really matters. His suffering, I mean.
This thread is now about things that cheer you up. Ready go:
Playing guitar makes me happy.
Listening to the awesome musicianship of the awesomely talented Linkin Park boys makes me happy. [spoiler]So does ****ing people off online, btw.[/spoiler]
Hijacking peoples hijacked threads makes me happy.
I've never been happy.
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Win
I thought that was a disfigured elderly torso, for a minute.
Only seeing the top as it loaded, I thought LoS finally was sick of this site and wanted to get banned by posting massive porn.
This should make you laugh...
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Oh man, RvB is brilliant. In my first Computer Architecture lecture, the lecturer just played that exact clip, and most of the class hadn't seen it. I just crack up every time I re-watch it.
SHE HAS ENORMOUS LIPS
Hey, hey Scott, guess what, shut up.
Thanks.
I find it funny how someone PM'd me to fix that, and I was all like "lol no one will notice"
And sure enough, Scott, you ****ed it up. Thanks, thanks a lot.
God I hate you.
a new winnar emerges
And a new challenger appears.
Now, fight a new rival!