the ask me a question thread




Posted by bazariah

i was going to start this up way back in september, but never got round to it

but heres the deal:

you the lovely members may ask me a question, now this question maybe about anything, personal life, feelings and so-on... the majority of questions shall be answered in one way shape or form...

also as a bonus questions may be asked to blarg (my inantimate cookie monster doll) he'll answer a few but he's not been himself lately since he's now eating carrot sticks

no question is too obscure or strange, just let your imaginations run wild... my answers will be up at the end of the week... so get busy :D

i want a good quantity of questions here now people... please




Posted by Crazy K

Do you believe in reincarnation?




Posted by mis0

How did payphones evolve from cacti?




Posted by sniper

Tell me, then, what is piety and what is impiety?




Posted by brownoystercult

Do you know this thread will go in the wrong direction? (seriously :()




Posted by mis0

Oh, it already went, my lad. It already went.




Posted by Fate

Didn't other people do this exact same thread and fail? Just asking. :(




Posted by bazariah


Quoting Fate: Didn't other people do this exact same thread and fail? Just asking. :(



unsure of that.... but this will be totally unique, and different from that what has happened before... just wait till the end of the week when i have enough questions to answer :D



Posted by Fate

Good! Carry on, then!




Posted by 007 ninja

did you ever have anal sex if so how do you stop the bleeding




Posted by junior senior

is her name Rio and she dances on the sand?




Posted by Stalolin

where is my birthday thread




Posted by brownoystercult

Hilarity ensues.




Posted by chec

why do people make these gay ask me anything threads?




Posted by Azusa

Why do people reply to these gay ask me anything threads if they truly believe them to be gay in the first place?




Posted by brownoystercult

Why is Azusa so correct?

And why is chec such a dumbass?




Posted by Klarth

How much wind would a windbreak break if a windbreak could break wind?




Posted by mis0

Where is assisted suicide legal? I need to know so I can help out my good buddy chec.




Posted by Lord of Spam

[quote=Homer]Could jesus mircowave a burrito until it was so hot that not even he could eat it?

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Posted by Klarth


Quoting Misoxeny: Where is assisted suicide legal? I need to know so I can help out my good buddy chec.

Involuntary assisted suicide?



Posted by The Judge

I just had a stomach cramp out of nowhere that brought me down to my knees, and then my left eye went blind momentarily. Now my hand is throbbing, and I'm finding it increasingly hard to stand up.

Please explain.




Posted by bazariah

keep the questions coming, please do.... ooh this is gonna be so fun :D




Posted by mis0

Is Xenos a boy or a girl?




Posted by The Judge

That one's commonly known.




Posted by GameMiestro

How do you square a circle with duct tape?




Posted by Xenos

How many budgies does it take to make a girlfriend?




Posted by Ant

Only one...




Posted by 007 ninja

help

im still bleeding oh godxzf




Posted by junior senior

wear a extra long over night maxi pad (with wings!!!) or use tampax pearl to stop the bleeding




Posted by mis0

If there's a cactus out in the desert and someone falls into it but no one else sees it, is it still hilarious?




Posted by bazariah

ok the current questions have been read... so here are the replies

[URL="http://media.putfile.com/BAZARIAH-QUESTION-TIME-NUMBER-ONE62"]click here for the answers[/URL]

and this is only the begining, more questions please then i can make more videos




Posted by mis0

Fscking brilliant, Baz!




Posted by sabre

Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh?