Name of your Children




Posted by Ant

What would you name your kids if/or when you have them?

For a son, I'm honestly not too sure...somthing that starts with an A most likely :cool:

As for a daughter, either Amy or April. The 1st over the 2nd though. :amy:




Posted by Stalolin

My son would be Susan.

And I'd just call my daughter "The Judge".




Posted by Cronoan


Quoting Ant: What would you name your kids if/or when you have them?

For a son, I'm honestly not too sure...somthing that starts with an A most likely :cool:

As for a daughter, either Amy or April. The 1st over the 2nd though. :amy:

I like both of those names a lot. You have a bias for the letter A, Ant? :cool:

If I ever have a girl, I really like the name Lily, the flower is really beautiful. :D

For a boy, I'm not so sure, but I like Alex.

Stalolin.... Your poor children, dude. :(



Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Cronoan]I like both of those names a lot. You have a bias for the letter A, Ant? :cool:

If I ever have a girl, I really like the name Lily, the flower is really beautiful. :D

For a boy, I'm not so sure, but I like Alex.

Stalolin.... Your poor children, dude. :(

Hey, at least I'm not naming them HURRRRRRRRRRRRR, Megatron, and Optimus Prime.




Posted by Bj Blaskowitz

I want to name my sons Sebastian, Roland, Michael, and/or Nicodemus (yes, seriously)
Girls, I have no idea. Maybe Anastasia or like, Sarah or something




Posted by Xenos

I'd like to name my kid, thinking if I ever even get one, Zion, or something that is unique.




Posted by mis0

If I ever have kids...

Girl:
Andrea or Erika, maybe?

Boy:
Kyosti II, ddUUuudhh!




Posted by Lord of Spam

OPTIMUS FUCKING PRIME, MOTHER FUCKERS.

Boy or girl. Doesnt matter.




Posted by The Judge

Boy: Virgil Amadeus Katzman
Girl: Not sure, honestly. I think that'll be up to the missus.




Posted by Ch

For a boy I like Manny and Andre.
For a girl I like Carmen and Dasani.




Posted by Velvet Nightmare

I don't want a boy.

For girls, realistically probably Rin. Or Rhyn. Or something from an FF or something, Rikku, I'm not sure.

lol why not butz from ff4 lol




Posted by Azusa

Dante and Lillith are my two current names of choice.




Posted by Fate

If it was a boy I'd let the father name him. If it was a girl, I'd like the name "Meilin" or "Marisol."

Velvet Nightmare: Are you Japanese? That would be strange if you weren't. I bet your child would hate you.




Posted by Velvet Nightmare


Quoting Fate: Are you Japanese? That would be strange if you weren't. I bet your child would hate you.


Mentally, I am. Outwardly, bloodwise, I think I have some distant realative who is. Great great grandmother, something like that. Probably not though, I would just pick something that sounds suitable. I like the unique factor, plus the relationship.

How about this for wierd: I have a friend who named his boys Squall and Cloud. Squall is pretty much liked all around, but people seem to think Cloud is a wierd name.

Hm.



Posted by sabre

Please be kidding.




Posted by Fate

Same thing I was thinking. How in the world can you be inwardly Japanese? You either are Japanese or you aren't. Japan isn't all anime and trendy clothing.

As for your friend naming his children "Squall" and "Cloud," I'm seriously considering naming my son "Solid Snake" so he could be a porn star and kick ***.




Posted by The Judge


Quoting Velvet Nightmare: How about this for wierd: I have a friend who named his boys Squall and Cloud. Squall is pretty much liked all around, but people seem to think Cloud is a wierd name.

I have three younger cousins (recently born). The two boys, Bronze and Brass, were born a year ahead of Brick, the girl. True story.

And my other cousin, Tiki, died in infancy, unfortunately due to an upside-down heart.



Posted by Lord of Spam

Way to ruin a perfectly good story about retarded names by bringing death into it, loser.

As a side note, should they be twins, one of them will be named Megatron, obviously.




Posted by The Judge

The other one should be named Metatron so he doesn't feel like he got screwed.




Posted by Lord of Spam

The metabots can all rot in hell.




Posted by nich

For a boy I like Edmond or Ryder. When I was bored one day a while back I looked up the name ryder on the internet and apparently it's fairly popular, although I've never met anyone by that name. A girl would be left up to the mother because I have no idea what name a girl would like. Unique names are awesome but too unique is not.




Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Lord of Spam]Way to ruin a perfectly good story about retarded names by bringing death into it, loser.

As a side note, should they be twins, one of them will be named Megatron, obviously.

You have to let them know that you're the Cobra Commander. And don't give HURRRRRRRRRRRRR any cookies.




Posted by mis0


Quoting Fate: Same thing I was thinking. How in the world can you be inwardly Japanese? You either are Japanese or you aren't. Japan isn't all anime and trendy clothing.


Making fun of the otaku losers just isn't fun anymore. But, still, you are what you are, Velvet. You're not Japanese, inwardly or out. You just can't be unless you live(d) there, and integrated with the culture.

I enjoy some manga, and The Pillows are awesome. But liking them doesn't make me Japanese. Nor does it you.



Posted by Aesthetic

[quote=Stalolin]Hey, at least I'm not naming them HURRRRRRRRRRRRR, Megatron, and Optimus Prime.

He pronounces it "Hdrdrdrdr," not that ghetto-ass way. just fyi

I'd like to name a boy Jacob Tobias, and a second boy would have the name Daniel Xavier. The girl would probably be named Ava or Evelyn; I haven't decided on the middle name(s) yet.


[quote=Misoxeny]You're not Japanese, inwardly or out. You just can't be unless you live(d) there, and integrated with the culture.

But I feel like I was originally kidnapped as a child from both Britain and, later, Australia. Does that mean I'm really not a Brauss? :(




Posted by Velvet Nightmare


Quoting Fate: Same thing I was thinking. How in the world can you be inwardly Japanese? You either are Japanese or you aren't. Japan isn't all anime and trendy clothing.


No silly, it's a lot more than that.


Quoting Fate: As for your friend naming his children "Squall" and "Cloud," I'm seriously considering naming my son "Solid Snake" so he could be a porn star and kick ***.



Yes. My GOD yes.



Posted by The Judge


Quoting Fate: As for your friend naming his children "Squall" and "Cloud," I'm seriously considering naming my son "Solid Snake" so he could be a porn star and kick ***.

I'm gonna be frank with you: Assuming you're actually being serious, no matter how much you like video games, that's f[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]cking retarded. Solid Snake may be an awesome character, but I'm sure your child will hate his first name being "Solid" or "Snake." 'Sides, Snake's real name is David (I'm not talking about Big-Boss Snake guy). That's like naming your child Sephiroth. K, the character was awesome. Naming a kid that would not be. Lucifer was pretty cool, and yes that'd be an awesome name for a kid (assuming he turns out to be a total badass), but I'm pretty sure the kid would hate it.

Unless you always called him "Luke" till one day he looked at his birth certificate...Ha, best joke ever to play on someone.



Posted by gundelhell_wielder

I would name my kids:if I have a boy I would name him Zack or Shinji
if its a girl well...Yuffie




Posted by Zabuza

For a boy probably Virgil.
For a girl I'll go with Rin. I like the name, Velvet Nightmare




Posted by Xenos


Quoting Velvet Nightmare: Mentally, I am. Outwardly, bloodwise, I think I have some distant realative who is. Great great grandmother, something like that. Probably not though, I would just pick something that sounds suitable. I like the unique factor, plus the relationship.

How about this for wierd: I have a friend who named his boys Squall and Cloud. Squall is pretty much liked all around, but people seem to think Cloud is a wierd name.

Hm.


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/Xuphansa/Misc/1133490532607.gif

You can add this to your bigass Christmas collection. :-D



Posted by Speedfreak

Brian. All boys will be named Brian.

Girls will be called Crystal.




Posted by Echo

Daniel's sort of a family name, and I personally like the names Scott, Ian, and Jake. So those are my choices for the boys.

For girls, I don't really know. Probably leave it up to my wife.




Posted by Zeta

Boy: I've always thought Stray sounded neat.
Girl: ...Samus >_>

Yeah, I'll just leave the naming to whoevers giving birth to the kids.




Posted by sabre

I think I'd probably give my children normal names. You know, what with not wanting my children to get bullied. Not necessarily excessively normal and mundane, but something which doesn't cause people to hit them repeatedly would be quite nice thank you.




Posted by junior senior


Quoting The Judge: I have three younger cousins (recently born). The two boys, Bronze and Brass, were born a year ahead of Brick, the girl. True story.

And my other cousin, Tiki, died in infancy, unfortunately due to an upside-down heart.

Don't worry, there's these brothers in my school named Earth, Wind, and Fire.

seriously



Posted by Velvet Nightmare


Quoting Junior Senior: Don't worry, there's these brothers in my school named Earth, Wind, and Fire.

seriously


Fucking hippies.



Posted by Linko_16

Now they have to have a fourth and name it Water just to cover all the greek elements.


Quoting The Judge: I'm gonna be frank with you: Assuming you're actually being serious, no matter how much you like video games, that's f[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]cking retarded. Solid Snake may be an awesome character, but I'm sure your child will hate his first name being "Solid" or "Snake." 'Sides, Snake's real name is David (I'm not talking about Big-Boss Snake guy). That's like naming your child Sephiroth. K, the character was awesome. Naming a kid that would not be. Lucifer was pretty cool, and yes that'd be an awesome name for a kid (assuming he turns out to be a total badass), but I'm pretty sure the kid would hate it.


Agree'd. Nic Cage's kid, Kal-El... wtf?

I'll give you Earth, Wind and Fire. They may not be orthodox names, but at least they have more meaning to them beyond beloved media icons. However, I once met a girl named Mercedes... I figured it must have just been a normal name that I'd only heard from the car dealership, but I later found out that her dad had named all his kids after cars. How redneck is that?

Seriously, though...

Boy: Rolph, Miles, Sigmund.

Girl: Mary, Francis ("Francie," name the book and win rep), Styles, Sydney, Leona, Heather, Kaida (if born in the year of the dragon).

These names come from a variety of backgrounds, I know, but it is not because of any desire to identify with another culture. They are either names that have meaning to me or just sound pretty.




Posted by Fate

My son's name will, indeed, be "Solid Snake." He will own your children on every playground and he will grow up to be a successful businessman. People will then refer to him as "Big Boss." Are you ****ing stupid? OF COURSE I'm not being serious.

On another note, it's kind of flattering that someone wants to be my ethnicity, now that I think about it. =^.^=




Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Personally, I think 'Hayter' is a damn good first name for a boy. Just throwing that out there.

If I ever have a kid, one of my dearest ambitions, it'll probably be named William, after this family tradition that I don't particularly want to break. Although, to be fair, Scots tradition names the first born boy after the father's father, then the mother's father for the second boy, then the father's grandfather for the third, and so on. For daughters, the first one is the mother's mother, and it follows the same pattern.

Either way for me, my first son ends up as William. Although if I have a third son, he's not being Clarence.


Yeah, anyway. Son: William Hayter Templeton. Daughter: Lauren Aran Templeton.

I've got to get a gaming homage in there somewhere, just like most guys here. Unlike most people here - I'm deadly serious.




Posted by Ant


Quoting Fate: My son's name will, indeed, be "Solid Snake." He will own your children on every playground and he will grow up to be a successful businessman. People will then refer to him as "Big Boss." Are you ****ing stupid? OF COURSE I'm not being serious.

On another note, it's kind of flattering that someone wants to be my ethnicity, now that I think about it. =^.^=


I told him you were kidding. I thought it was funny, in any case :cool2:



Posted by mis0


Quoting Speedfreak: Brian. All boys will be named Brian.

Your son will surely suffer. My best friend is named Brian. They often spell it Bryan - on stuff like official documents, cheques, etc, or get it as wrong as Ryan or Byron. He also finds it difficult to distinguish between "Ryan" and "Brian" during roll. I often enjoy this as he'll say "present" for all three Brians' sometimes, if he's zoned out.



Posted by junior senior


Quoting Linko_16: Now they have to have a fourth and name it Water just to cover all the greek elements.



actually, I think they do have one named Water. Their sister is in middle school, her name is Hurricane.

[spoiler]Katrina lol[/spoiler].



Posted by Stalolin

[quote=Junior Senior]Don't worry, there's these brothers in my school named Earth, Wind, and Fire.

seriously

I bet they can use Psyenergy.




Posted by junior senior

...or you can use weed and name your kid Jim Morrison like the kid in my English class!




Posted by mis0

If I really hated my kid, I would go to the extent of getting my last name changed to Hitler, and then name my kid Adolf. Then I'd move to a hick state and he'd get beat up for being an evil little boy. I can imagine the parent-teacher meetings.

*giggle*

Hell, I drive a taxi so people would be hailing me all day long.




Posted by Velvet Nightmare


Quoting Fate:
On another note, it's kind of flattering that someone wants to be my ethnicity, now that I think about it. =^.^=


Yes.



Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS


Quoting Misoxeny: They often spell it Bryan - on stuff like official documents, cheques, etc, or get it as wrong as Ryan or Byron.

This is proof that Americans are idiots.



Posted by Hasta Flammeus


Quoting Speedfreak: Brian. All boys will be named Brian.

Girls will be called Crystal.
You know all girls named Crystal end up as strippers, right? Or end up like that super-chav from that "My kid's a crackwhore, I'm going to run away and let a TV program fix my shortcomings as a parent" show :p:



Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

At least he's not spelling it with a K.




Posted by Klarth

Boys' names:
Adolf
Lucifer
Dante
Lucifer
Mephisto
Clive

Girls' names:
Basil
Bob
Clive




Posted by ExoXile

And your sheep, hmm?




Posted by GameMiestro

I'll name him Lance.




Posted by Zeta


Quoting Linko_16: However, I once met a girl named Mercedes... I figured it must have just been a normal name that I'd only heard from the car dealership, but I later found out that her dad had named all his kids after cars. How redneck is that?


O_O

My teacher's first name is Mercedes, and her dad named his other kids after cars, too.



Posted by Linko_16

The Mercedes I knew was my age, so it's definately not the same person.




Posted by junior senior

oh my god my cousin knows these wackos whom have like 14 boys and they're all named after cars... Ford, Lexus, Audi.




Posted by Ant

wow, their lives must suck




Posted by Axis

Sucks to be the one who got named Kia.




Posted by Iris

I seriously think Iris would be a lovely name for a girl. :mad:




Posted by nich


Quoting Junior Senior: oh my god my cousin knows these wackos whom have like 14 boys and they're all named after cars... Ford, Lexus, Audi.


Dude, where do you live?



Posted by Bj Blaskowitz


Quoting Wings: This is proof that Americans are idiots.

was that really necessary?



Posted by Speedfreak

[quote=Bj Blaskowitz]was that really necessary?

I agree. It should be obvious :o




Posted by Slade

Doomslayer. First OR middle.

I know, it's pretty badass. I was thinking though, if you name a boy "Stray", he'd be emo. No doubt about it.

I actually had some more "normal" names in mind, but then I met people by those names that were *sses, so they went out the window.




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Misoxeny: If I really hated my kid, I would go to the extent of getting my last name changed to Hitler, and then name my kid Adolf. Then I'd move to a hick state and he'd get beat up for being an evil little boy. I can imagine the parent-teacher meetings.

*giggle*

Hell, I drive a taxi so people would be hailing me all day long.


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Misoxeny again. :(



Posted by chec


Quoting Slade: Doomslayer. First OR middle.

I know, it's pretty badass. I was thinking though, if you name a boy "Stray", he'd be emo. No doubt about it.

I actually had some more "normal" names in mind, but then I met people by those names that were *sses, so they went out the window.


holy **** that's so ****ing nerdy man.

girl: sarah
boy: diogenes



Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS


Quoting chec: boy: diogenes

Uh?

I wish my bread was emo so it would cut itself



Posted by ExoXile

I'll just name after this worlds great leaders:

Boi: Tak, Rubert, or Nifrinstjert.

Girl: ..... The world never had many XY leaders... :(




Posted by mis0

Most girls are XX chromosome.

'Cept in Sweden I guess DAHAHAHAHA.




Posted by ExoXile

Exactly! :cool2:




Posted by Lord of Spam


Quoting Wings: I wish my bread was emo so it would cut itself


You made me look retarded by laughing loudly in a quiet library >:0



Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Then my work is done.




Posted by Porcupine

I know I shouldn't have but I laughed out loud at that, too.

Boy: Damien.
Girl: Barbara Ann.




Posted by Demonblade

Akira....that is a badass name....




Posted by Fei-on Castor

Heh, I have kids. Two daughters.

Meranda and Brandi




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Akira....that is a badass name....


Better be Asian.



Posted by Roger Smith

Can't belive no one said that they'd name their kids Rock and Roll. Yall's lamerz lol.




Posted by WILLETH FOR MONTHS

Akira is one of the most common names in Asia. It's like calling your kid 'John'.


And just for you, RS, I'm going to name one of my kids Rush.




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Wings: Akira is one of the most common names in Asia. It's like calling your kid 'John'.


And just for you, RS, I'm going to name one of my kids Rush.


*sniff* Someone cares about ole Rogey after all!!:)



Posted by Doggyomega

For sons probably Nick Jr., Jake, or Latrez. For girls Sarah and Michelle.




Posted by Noir

For girls, I think Jada, or Anouk. Boys...hmm. Leon, Thierry, Jean- Christophe...




Posted by The Judge

You forgot Link.




Posted by Dragner

Well because I'm a mean person and love laughing at other people I would name my son Razz (First name) Berry (Middle name) Tart (Last name). Thats funny to me.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Is your last name Tart?




Posted by Dragner

Lol no but you know the move Joe Dirt were they gave him a deffernt last name than treir's thats what I'm going to do.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire

Sounds pretty retarded/childish.

I mean, it's not even funny. It's just really dumb.




Posted by Dragner

Mite not be funny to you but I don't really care I get a good giggle out of it.




Posted by Pit

zing!

You got owned Vamp. OWNED.




Posted by Vampiro V. Empire


Quoted post: Mite not be funny to you but I don't really care I get a good giggle out of it.


Because you're childish and mildly retarded? Seriously, there's really nothing funny about it. Even as a joke, it's not funny. Hey, you just had a kid, let's give him a funny name so other kids will torment him. HAHAHA, OH MAN, ****ING HILARIOUS.

Grow up.



Posted by Crazy K

If I ever have kids, one name (male) would be probably Morris, and for a girl possibly Ashley, or maybe Megan, but mostly Donna.




Posted by Roger Smith


Quoting Dragner: Well because I'm a mean person and love laughing at other people I would name my son Razz (First name) Berry (Middle name) Tart (Last name). Thats funny to me.


You fail, unfortunately, at being mean and funny.



Posted by coromoro

Ness! :cool:




Posted by Dragner

Again I don't care what you or Roger say it doesn't mater if anyone else finds it funny but me. Anyways I was also thinking of Hiro for a guy or Eli both good names.




Posted by junior senior

Those are anime names.


Quoting Doggyomega: For sons probably Nick Jr.


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Posted by Lord of Spam

Thanks for the seizure, retard.

Optimus Prime still wins.




Posted by Roger Smith

Seizures for kids, LoS:cool:




Posted by Noir


Quoting The Judge: You forgot Link.

Oh, no--that will be their middle name.;)



Posted by junior senior

...Diablo, some kid in my school...
doesn't that mean "Devil" in Spanish?




Posted by Special Agent Bob

[quote=Junior Senior]...Diabo, some kid in my school...
doesn't that mean "Devil" in Spanish?
Diablo.
My kids would be Bob and Steve... if they were both boys. If there was a girl... probably Chelsea.




Posted by junior senior

Whoops, forgot the L.

I thought you were just going to say "boy: Bob; girl: Bob."




Posted by Dragner


Quoting Junior Senior: Those are anime names.


Hiro yes that name is used in some animes, the other I got from this one kid in my art class his name is Eli and I like the name.



Posted by Nickd009

Megatron, or optoimus prime, oh or Morpheus