SoulCaliburRF: omg OMG!!!
kodachislice: WTF
kodachislice: WHO
SoulCaliburRF: mike jones?
SoulCaliburRF: ****
kodachislice: who
SoulCaliburRF: mike jones ruined the word who
SoulCaliburRF: mikes jones :-(
SoulCaliburRF: IM TRYING TO MAKE A BROCHURE PROMOTING EUTHANASIA WILL YOU STOP THE DIRTY TALK FOR 5 SECONDS!!!
kodachislice: no
SoulCaliburRF: then PROCEED
kodachislice: *falls in mud then fights with ninjas*
SoulCaliburRF: whoa ****
SoulCaliburRF: naked/
kodachislice: *muddy ninjas*
SoulCaliburRF: question mark?!
kodachislice: *covered in garbage*
SoulCaliburRF: remember the good old days when we mud wrestled naked in garbage? :'(
kodachislice: remember the good old days when I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
SoulCaliburRF: not really no
SoulCaliburRF: oh wait
SoulCaliburRF: i see what you did there!
SoulCaliburRF: wait no
SoulCaliburRF: SHUT UP IM WORKING!!
kodachislice: k
SoulCaliburRF: its an 8 page brochure
SoulCaliburRF: 3 of the pages have someone giving the thumbs up
kodachislice: i'll pass
SoulCaliburRF: http://mrflip.com/pix/emery/AtHospital/TN/TN_EmeryThumb sUp.jpg
SoulCaliburRF: how awesome is that?
kodachislice: Awesome to the max
SoulCaliburRF: i agree
kodachislice: to the max?
SoulCaliburRF: to the xtreme
SoulCaliburRF: im gonna fail this class in the most awesome way imaginable
SoulCaliburRF: I HAVE AN IDEA
SoulCaliburRF: i have to make a fake interview
kodachislice: k
SoulCaliburRF: are you willing to play the role of THE CULT LEADER?!
kodachislice: Yes
SoulCaliburRF: alright i gotta think of my questions first
SoulCaliburRF: okay, ready?!
SoulCaliburRF: mad ad libbing time
kodachislice: ok
SoulCaliburRF: you can be ridiculous, the idea is that she knows its fake :-)
kodachislice: wait, what type of cult
SoulCaliburRF: um, one that promotes mass euthanasia!
kodachislice: ah, ok
SoulCaliburRF: like the Church of Euthanasia for instance
SoulCaliburRF: CoE for lyyyyfe
SoulCaliburRF: Hi, I'm Ian Menchaca! I'd like to ask you a few questions about euthanasia!
kodachislice: Go ahead.
kodachislice: It's nice to see someone enthusiastic about euthanasia. We hope that you'll soon participate in it over here at CoE!
SoulCaliburRF: I'll look into it, thanks! From my understanding, you and your cult are strong advocates of euthanasia. Could you tell me why you so strongly believe in this act? What benefits does it have?
kodachislice: First, I must say that we're not a cult. Though we do lure people into our church for the purpose of killing themselves and donating their posessions, we are NOT a cult.
SoulCaliburRF: That's respectable. I apologize if I misunderstood your ogranization, The Cult Leader.
kodachislice: We believe in this act because it gives people a chance to express their creative side. We have anything one might need to kill themselves. We have the common forms, pills, rope and such, but we also allow people to do it in new and fun ways!
kodachislice: We have incredible high satisfaction! Nobody has ever complained!
SoulCaliburRF: That's delightful, I'm thrilled to see such powerful and interesting new twists on an age-old practice. If you could alter the American legal stance, how would you do this?
SoulCaliburRF: On euthanasia, of course.
kodachislice: Take this quote from one satisfied person:
"NO, STO-"
We know he was about to say "stop being so gosh darn great"
SoulCaliburRF: I express a cordial congratulations on your success.
kodachislice: We would make it so that it could be practiced anywhere. In fact, we already have a line of euthanasia booths that will be placed on street corners.
kodachislice: They will give users the choice of quick and painless, or slow and painful deaths.
kodachislice: We are very excited about these.
SoulCaliburRF: Might these double as phone booths?
kodachislice: Yes, and we have a special feature that will be added. When a user hangs up the phone, they are injected with air. Some people argue that they might kill people who do not want to commit suicide, but when they used our booths, they were very satisfied. Once again, we received no complaints!
SoulCaliburRF: Does it surprise you that your consistent customer satisfaction has not swayed the opposition in recent years?
kodachislice: No. Those people are afraid of our church overtaking their redneck fundamentalist chrisitan ideals. We invite them to try our booths anytime, but they are afraid to experience the wonderful satisfaction that all of our members enjoy.
SoulCaliburRF: It's a shame people aren't willing to broaden their horizons and try new things. Well, I've been thoroughly terrified, so thank you for your time and have a great evening.
kodachislice: You're welcome. As a token of my gratitude, I offer you a half price pass to our church. Better be quick, though! It expires in two months! After that, you'll have to pay full price. You wouldn't want to be left a poor man after your euthanasia!
SoulCaliburRF: Again, thank you. Don't call back.
SoulCaliburRF: cut!
kodachislice: :-D
SoulCaliburRF: thanks, that was way easier than actually doing my homework!
kodachislice: haha
SoulCaliburRF: the best part about it is that she might give me credit for creativity :-*
kodachislice: The best part is that we didn't have the whole idea of mercy killing going on
SoulCaliburRF: i'm going to edit suicide booths to "Euthabooths"
SoulCaliburRF: because it rhymes and is catchy
kodachislice: I knew you would enjoy the futurama reference, too
SoulCaliburRF: haha, i tried to run with it during the phone booth thing but it was kind of a dead end :-(
SoulCaliburRF: the NO STOP part rocked hard 8-)
kodachislice: ?
kodachislice: ah
SoulCaliburRF: in fact, it almost killed me!
SoulCaliburRF: my right lung is closing, i cant really breathe though it, so when i try, i go into coughing fits!
SoulCaliburRF: and when i laughed
SoulCaliburRF: oh man, it was 'core
SoulCaliburRF: i couldnt breathe for like 8 seconds!
SoulCaliburRF: i have an inhaler now, its AWESOME!!!
kodachislice: totally
SoulCaliburRF: actually it really sucks because i cant box :-(:-(:-(
SoulCaliburRF: or run 30 miles and lift weights all day which i normally do because im huge
kodachislice: in the foot
kodachislice: the giggly one
SoulCaliburRF: GIGLI!
kodachislice: which is very... gigli
kodachislice: >:o
SoulCaliburRF: what? everyone likes Gigli
SoulCaliburRF: it's a coming of age tale of... ****.
SoulCaliburRF: you only wanted me for the jiggly foot huh :-(
kodachislice: YES
tl;dr
Summarize ploz
read it, it's funnier than anything you've posted :(
OH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
God d[COLOR="White"]a[/COLOR]mn that was pretty cold-blooded, Sabredog. I'm feelin' the sting.