This thread is dedicated to taking a known tune and putting your own words to it. It doesn't have to be the whole song. Please rate the song above yours.
Here's one to the tune of "Lola"
title: Ode to Halo
i found it in a mall down in Lebanon,
the store EB was the place i was in,
O my Halo, H-A-L-O Halo.
i saw the awesome game sitting there on the shelf,
i asked the clerk its name and in a raspy voice he said,
Halo, H-A-L-o Halo, Ha-ha-ha-ha-halo.
Well i got my xbox just a week before,
and i never ever played Halo before,
but the clerk he set me strait of course.
He said this is Halo let me show you some more.
The graphics were great and the gameplay rocked,
it was just so addictive that i couldn't stop.
O my Halo, H-A-L-O Halo.
i shot some guys riding in a jeep,
little did i know they were on my team.
O my Halo, H-A-L-O Halo, Ha-ha-ha-ha-halo. :D
I've got a lovely bunch of testicles,
Dee da lee dee,
There they are, they're sitting in a sac.
'K, I'll stop there >_>;
Interesting song. (not really) I would have to give it a rating of 0/10, though. But thanks 4 trying. :D
I am going to shoot you in the head,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
If you make another fucking stupid thread,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
You're not funny or creative,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
So you should quit while you are ahead,
Fa la la la laaaa, la la la laaaa.
My name is George and I work on a train
Never been so happy since I sold my brain
My first name's George, second name's BUSH
Put in a W I've got a big tush
*cue bluegrassy banjo solo*
That's one I've kept from years ago. Trigger, you should fully have gone down the Insane Clown Posse road though. e.g.
You suck at writing songs and your threads are dumb
Like omg fa la la la go suck your thumb (you baby)
A freestyle rapping thread would actually be a really good idea.
[quote=Richaod]Trigger, you should fully have gone down the Insane Clown Posse road...
Yes, but the difference between my version and yours was the fact that mine was actually good. ;)
Only you could be as idiotic as Eternalchaos and make such a stupid thread. Also, have you failed to notice that a Christmas carol is different to a rap? I suppose that you believe Britney Spears would make a good rap artist, despite the fact she is clearly a pop singer.
[quote=Richaod]Bad analogy; Britney Spears doesn't sing Christmas carols.
Shall I start tittering at you now?
I think Trigger's song was great. and Richaod's... um... not so much.