Pocochu: geeze man
Pocochu: I JUST BOUGHT WORLD OF WARRAFT
Pocochu: It's like World of Warcraft
Pocochu: except better
Pocochu: you see you customize a raft
Pocochu: and battle them
Sabreydoo: Do they all like float on something in the middle of a sea with no rations except an old tin of sardines and their ragged clothes?
Pocochu: that's the rpg mode
Pocochu: the pvp mode rocks
Pocochu: plus it was 99 cents
Pocochu: but it cost
Pocochu: 15 dollarrs a month
Pocochu: also CONNECT
Pocochu wants to directly connect.
Sabreydoo is now directly connected.
Pocochu: Thank you
Pocochu:
Pocochu: 8-)
Pocochu: that's close to what the girl i like looks like
Pocochu: i found that pic on someone's myspace
Pocochu: and she looks almsot just like that preppy chick i told you about
Pocochu: she also playS WORLD OF WARRAFY
Pocochu: *warraft
Sabreydoo: it doesn't actually exist, does it :-(
Sabreydoo: the game
Pocochu: no
Pocochu: :-(
Pocochu: but it sounds so awesome
Sabreydoo: It really does
Pocochu: we and the rest of vgc could make it!
Pocochu: like 12 diffrent rafts
Pocochu: 10 diffrent classes
Pocochu: war raft
Sabreydoo: "hermit," "stowaway"
Sabreydoo: they're the classes
Sabreydoo: well, two of them
Pocochu: mexican
Sabreydoo: hermit, stowaway, native, tourist, poacher, rich hunter guy, mexican, anthropologist, conservation officer, mage
Sabreydoo: because every rpg has a mage
Sabreydoo: replace conservation officer with "shipwrecked dude"
Pocochu: "Chinesse immigrant
Sabreydoo: rich hunter guy can be replaced with chinese immigrant, he's too close to poacher anyway
Pocochu: Yeah
Pocochu: US Sea atrol
Pocochu: *Patrol
Sabreydoo: so it's hermit, stowaway, native, tourist, poacher, chinese immigrant, mexican, anthropologist, US sea patrol, mage
Pocochu: if you levelled up enough
Pocochu: Yes
Pocochu: Now for the weapons
Pocochu: fried rice
Pocochu: FRIED RICE CANNON
Pocochu: you see
Pocochu: it's blatantly racist
Sabreydoo: fried rice cannon is only level 47 and up
Pocochu: yeah
Sabreydoo: you have to make do with the regular stuff up until then
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: for us sea patrol
Pocochu: you get a submarine at level 60
Sabreydoo: antrhopologists get cameras at level 10, notepads at level 14, radios at level 38, and integration schemes at level 57
Pocochu: Yeah
Sabreydoo: integration schemes work well against natives
Pocochu: That's good
Pocochu: the native start out with spears
Pocochu: and get a crazy shaman at level 18
Sabreydoo: problem with anthros is that they have to recharge film if they want to use cameras, which is their main weapon
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: but what would make korena kids attracted to ths
Pocochu: they are the target audience
Sabreydoo: mexicans just play instruments, mostly. maracas level 10 and up, banjos level 20 up, castanets at level 25, somberos at level 30.
Sabreydoo: they do get the job steal attack at level 70, though
Pocochu: Yeah
Sabreydoo: oh, the korean kids will be appeased because there's a mage class.
Sabreydoo: that's all they need
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: Just give the mage a lightning attack at level 1
Pocochu: and then a "kill everything" attack at lvl 99
Sabreydoo: and a heal at level 10
Pocochu: yeeah
Pocochu: The korean kids
Pocochu: "I ZAP BOAT KEKEKEKEKE ^_^"
Sabreydoo: hahahahahahaha
Pocochu: but you know it's true
Pocochu: I mean try playing MapleSEA
Pocochu: "I ZAP MUSROOM KEKEKE ^_^"
Pocochu: I think they have macros for that on there keyboards
Sabreydoo: hahahahaha
Sabreydoo: the fact that it's true is what makes it funny :-(
Pocochu: Yeah
Pocochu: :-(
Pocochu: we also should put some sort of elf class in there
Pocochu: so you know the overweight antisocials
Sabreydoo: oh, right
Pocochu: with grease and neck beards
Sabreydoo: eleven classes, then
Sabreydoo: 10 is too obvious a number anyway
Pocochu: Yeah
Pocochu: but it has to be good
Pocochu: i mewait not the elf class
Pocochu: we have to make some class so utterly unbalanced
Pocochu: so the greasys complain
Pocochu: wait they'll do that anyway
Sabreydoo: fisherman!
Sabreydoo: we need a fisher class!
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: Make it so good that even the koreans kid who could play the game blindfolded complaisn
Sabreydoo: It has loads of hitpoints, and its first weapon is a fishing rod
Pocochu: yeah
Sabreydoo: which it can use to hook up fish to eat
Sabreydoo: hook up fish to throw
Sabreydoo: or scratch people's faces off with
Pocochu: yeah
Sabreydoo: and as it progresses it gets better fishing rods
Pocochu: 1 hit from fishing rod- you die
Sabreydoo: oh, and they can sell the fish to NPCs, too
Sabreydoo: nah, not 1 hit
Sabreydoo: 3 hits
Sabreydoo: gotta keep it even
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: Not so it looks blatantly bad
Pocochu: we got make it look like we still care about the other classes
Sabreydoo: just so you get enough "wtf unfair"s!
Sabreydoo: yeah :-)
Pocochu: but not
Sabreydoo: and of course, fish make megabucks
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: they gotta be good, too
Pocochu: i mean liek
Pocochu: throw a fsh and it has a big area of effect
Pocochu: and you can summon jaws, too
Pocochu: oh yeah and flipper
Sabreydoo: they're level 30 skills
Sabreydoo: well, flipper is level 50, for obvious reasons
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: Oh and you can summon the kraken
Pocochu: and it can drag down boats
Pocochu: I think the US Sesa Patrol needs to be crappy
Pocochu: at low levels
Pocochu: like until level 65
Sabreydoo: yeah, where they get nukes
Pocochu: you get a destroyer boat
Sabreydoo: and a president
Pocochu: one that makes wars for reasons unknown
Pocochu: but he can summon jesus
Sabreydoo: hahahaha, i lolled :-(
Pocochu: except jesus is like no way
Pocochu: then all the koreans can be like
Pocochu: "KEKEKEKE"
Sabreydoo: though, natives are pretty good against jesus, as they have more summons
Pocochu: then the fissher can summon kraken
Pocochu: or posidon
Sabreydoo: hahahahahahaha
Sabreydoo: this game freaking rocks
Sabreydoo: i want a go
Pocochu: god i want to play it
Sabreydoo: oh, right, mages don't use rafts
Sabreydoo: they hover
Pocochu: yeah
Sabreydoo: and elves are always naked
Sabreydoo: again, greasy beardy people
Pocochu: yeah.
Pocochu: TThe elves have to be female, too
Sabreydoo: of course.
Pocochu: no male elves
Pocochu: and the cynical greasy men can hit on the korena kids
Sabreydoo: while wearing really, really thick rimmed glasses, and scratching their genitals
Sabreydoo: and wearing vests, in a dimly lit room
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: and can forget doritos
Pocochu: *can't
Sabreydoo: doritos are too classy. cat litter.
Sabreydoo: ...used cat litter.
Pocochu: cat litter?
Pocochu: oh yeah
Pocochu: but that maybe a bit uptown, still
Sabreydoo: eh, they're not the scum of the earth or anything. just close.
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: we have
Pocochu: well we have to make a class for the scum of the earth
Pocochu: rednecks
Pocochu: floating for pickup truck
Pocochu: *ford
Pocochu: and "Sweet Home alabama" on loop
Pocochu: or anything by kid rock
Sabreydoo: so let's recap; there are these greasy bearded men eating used cat litter, scratching their genitals and hitting on eleven year old korean boys, and complaining about how unevenly stacked fishermen are
Sabreydoo: baha, and they have shotguns as weapons
Sabreydoo: but they're not very good shotguns
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: oh and big bull horns on the front of the truck
Pocochu: you can run into opposing rafts
Pocochu: if the ford doesn't:
Pocochu: A. Run out of fuel
Pocochu: or
Pocochu: B.Break Down
Pocochu: and 11 southern flags painted on the truck
Pocochu: and some refrence too hillbilly sex on the bumper sticke
Pocochu: r
Sabreydoo: ahahahahahaha
Sabreydoo: oh, and at level 60
Sabreydoo: it gets "hoedown"
Pocochu: oh and the mexicans get a low rider at level 55
Sabreydoo: where it summons farmyard animals and transvestites, and the opposition dances with them
Sabreydoo: hahahahaha
Pocochu: lol
Pocochu: it blasts music that could make a normal person deaf
Sabreydoo: the mexicans are pretty lethal, really
Pocochu: yeah
Sabreydoo: and they say "jajajajajajajajaja" a lot
Pocochu: ese
Pocochu: and
Pocochu: they have aa 15 year old mother of there baby in the back screaming in spainish
Pocochu: and the cousin in the wheelchair
Pocochu: who plays lots of video games
Sabreydoo: but they're good at wowr
Sabreydoo: and that's what counts
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: they can use the "hack" skill
Pocochu: and turn in the opposition into naked ladies
Sabreydoo: doesn't work on elves, though
Pocochu: tis why the neckbeards want to be on the team as mexicans
Sabreydoo: turns them into naked fat greasy hairy men with big thick glasses, scratching their crotches and eating cat litter
Pocochu: lol
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: We need
Pocochu: something that will appeal to the casual gamer
Sabreydoo: natives
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: what could they use?
Sabreydoo: blowdarts!
Sabreydoo: poison toads
Pocochu: and spears
Sabreydoo: no, they lick poisonous toads
Sabreydoo: for a temporary attack boost
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: they get a shaman on the boat at level 30
Sabreydoo: to lick the toads for them
Sabreydoo: they have some good poison attacks, and rock against anthropologists until the anthros get their integration schemes, but they keep very basic rafts
Pocochu: yeah
Pocochu: well i got to go
Pocochu: laater
Sabreydoo: later!
Pocochu: post this, too
Pocochu: !
Pocochu: Maybwe this could become
Pocochu: REALITY
Sabreydoo: sounds like a
tl;dr
although I did see something about warraft, which would be better than warcraft, without a doubt.
Way too f[COLOR="White"]u[/COLOR]cking long, probably sucks anyways.
I'll rad it whe sober
I read the whole thing. Got me chuckling.