Parody of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

[sabre]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/m15m/2237.html
Technically, they're parodying the movie by giving a brief outline of it, but it's originally the book, and it's in writing, so I'll do it here. I laughed pretty frequently, but you may not appreciate some of it unless you've seen the film relatively recently.

[Azusa]

Lol, it had it's funny points. Good times.

DRAG QUEEN SNAPE: RUNS in my STOCKINGS? FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!

[Shade]

Hah, I found some other stuff like it. But with pictures!

http://harryloveshermione.com/extras/recaps/1/index.html
http://harryloveshermione.com/extras/recaps/2/index.html
http://harryloveshermione.com/extras/recaps/3/index.html

[The Judge]

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/4074/emopotter0fn.jpg
I would read Harry Potter if this is what it was like.

[verystrait42]

hermionie is hot, like pam anderson hot.

[WILLETH FOR MONTHS]

Haha.

DEMENTOR: SHIIIIIRE…. BAAAAAGGINS….

KIDS: AHHHHHHH!

DEMENTOR: *dements*

HARRY: *pitches a spaz*


image
Ron is ****ing hardcore.

[Linko_16]

"HARRY: Hedwig! You made it!

HEDWIG: Love you too, *****."

"HAGRID: Since Harry has the most experience dealing with weird ****, he can go first."

"LUPIN: Go on, Harry! I’m sure none of the things you’ve witnessed in your life would give the other students heart attacks at all!"

"HERMIONE: Yes! A werewolf can’t help changing into an animal and doesn’t remember who he is, while an animagus chooses to change and can control himself.

SNAPE: Correct. FIVE THOUSAND POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!

HERMIONE: I—but the—adda—wibba—"

"TRELAWNEY: Ooooo, ahhhhhh, I see lots of skepticism in your future, Miss Granger. Also, a book will be your date to the prom.

HERMIONE: **** YOUR COSMIC ****!"

"HAGRID [sniffling]: I can’t believe they’re gonna execute Buckbeak for laying the smackdown on Malfoy! Come on! We’ve all wanted to do that!"

"HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON’S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!

LOTR FANS: What are you, new?"

"HERMIONE: *punches Draco*

DRACO’S HEAD: *bounces off the rock with a beautiful THUNK*

...
RON: I think I love you.

HERMIONE: Dude, I think I love me too right now."

"HARRY: OH MY *** I'M MY OWN FATHER.

HERMIONE: I think I saw a porno like that once."

ftw

[WILLETH FOR MONTHS]

Here, have some chocolate.