Final Fantasy Humor - with some other stuff tossed in!

[Eidolon Master]

In a vast empty field... a bunch of FF characters where having a huge party.

Kefka: Well, why doesn't the pizza dude bring any pizza to this place!?
Kuja: 'Cause you stink!!
Kefka: Ooohh!! You... you jerk! *casts Goner and does 1000 damage to Kuja*
Kuja: Fool. *casts Ultima and does 9999 damage to Kuja*
Tidus: You suck! *attacks Kuja with Caladbolg and does 16253 damage*

Meanwhile....

Yuna: More tea, Rikku?
Rikku: Please. With... PLENTY OF SUGAR!!!
Yuna: All right. *loads tea with sugar and drinks* YAAAAAAAAAAAY!! I WANNA PARTY!!
Rikku: YAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Paine: Give me a break...
Brother: Yeah! See Yuna have sugar! See Yuna dance!
Homer Simpson: The hell's up with you?

Back at the field...

Sora: ...and then Donald and Goofy got lost...
Kuja/Kefka/Tidus/Seymour: *cooking a duck*
Sora: That duck looks familiar...
Jecht: Yeah! I caught it in some dorky lookin' town!
Leon: That's Traverse Town.
Goofy: *appears out of nowhere* DONALD!
Sora: DONALD!
Leon: CLOUD! ...I mean, AERITH!
Cloud: *sneaks away and calls the cops*

The cops come and haul Leon away, Sora realizes that it wasn't Donald they were cooking, and Jecht was left with no duck as the others ate it all.

THE END.

Well? It sucked!?

It's good, ya?

Or not... ? Ya?

[Klarth]

It's ****ing terrible, ya.

Point one: It's not "Final Fantasy Humour". You might as well throw the cast of Third Rock From The Sun in there in lieu of Cloud and all his stereotypically bland companions.

Point two: Bland. Bland bland bland bland bland. It's generic fanboy trash, and it's about as thought out as the last time I sneezed.

Point three: Not funny. At all.

Try again next time. Spend some time away from your PS2 and read a book for once.

[Dreadnought]

Agreement. The whole damage 7896402632 thing is stupid; more action, less numbers.