so i just broke up with my bf

[Angelwang]

no more relationships for me, only fucking random dudes from now on, no strings attached.

[Ant]

seriously, you go through them so fast. OH YOU.

[Angelwang]

what can i say, i am easily bored

[Stalolin]

wanna sex

[BLUNTMASTER X]

what happened, full story/motivations please

[Seelenfeuer]

what happened, full story/motivations please

I'm pretty curious, so I'll second this.

[Apathetic]

wanna sex

ill second this

[Linkman]

Save your cash, go to England, get a Brit stud.

Like Jack

or X.

[Slade]

Don't bother spending money to find guys you'll drop quickly. build a gaming citadel instead. I liked blurryguy :(


Do you think you need some kind of secret agent to stay entertained? Are you noticing a trend with your boredom?

[BLUNTMASTER X]

http://imgur.com/anPlB.png

[Linkman]

If Facebook says it, it must be true.

[Slade]

LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE

[Angelwang]

Do you think you need some kind of secret agent to stay entertained? Are you noticing a trend with your boredom?

Yes, the guy usually likes me way more than I like him. Or he fucks up and is way too immature for me. Both the case for this instance!

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ok so here's how it went down:

the guy lives an hour outside of the city. We've been dating less than 2 months. when he comes out to see me he stays overnight, 24+ hours. to me, this is a large amount of time to be with someone you've just met and you kind of like but want him to go away after the first night. normal people usually go on dates for 2-3 hours then call it a night. he doesn't think that's normal, i guess (i found out awhile ago i'm his first gf, oh boy). i mentioned that i needed some space and shit and he got really offended, started getting mega angry, calling me names. so i told him he was immature and inconsiderate and he flipped. so i'm like yeah it's over buddy

-this was all done via text. i wanted to meet up with him and talk but he just kept texting
-he literally texted me "your stupid". couldn't stop laughing (his grammar and spelling is atrocious)
-sex was bad but i was willing to look past that
-he's a very whiny, clingy person, complete opposite of me
-basically being a huge baby about the whole thing, acting like a little kid. i should forward the convo lol
-in the end he sort of apologised and told me that he really liked me and i was a cool person
-i thought about texting back 'i know!' or something but figured that wouldn't go over well and i don't have any interest in speaking to him again

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i do plan on going overseas next year, pick me up some europe babes

[Slade]

Where do you meet these stupid babies?


If I lived only an hour away, I'd at least act like I was going to leave that night so that when the girl was like, "no.... stay....." (probably not the first night) it'd be awesome. But... name-calling... I'm wondering if that's totally necessary at some point in every relationship. My buddies who have lasted forever with the same girls usually call them morons from time to time, or if the girl's being really immature they bring themselves to her level and are just like "NO FUCK YOU... i love you... I FUCKING... URRGH..." and it kinda ruins their day. seems stupid to me.

So what's vgc's view? I don't have a problem controlling myself enough to explain what's wrong rather than outburst all the time, UNLESS the girl is consistently goading me on in which case I take the whole situation as a sign we shouldn't ever speak again.

[Angelwang]

he started calling me names when i broke up with him soo

[Seelenfeuer]

I lol'd. What a retard.

[Slade]

he started calling me names when i broke up with him soo
Yeah, come back when you're both yelling names at each other mid-relationship.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

why was the sex bad

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i do plan on going overseas next year, pick me up some europe babescum to scotland

[Angelwang]

sex was bad because i'm 99.9% he's a virgin, didn't know what he was doing, kept missing, getting nervous, didn't get me excited enough, sweated so bad he smelled like bo, i was like :throwupsmileywheredugo:

i will be going to scotland, i am ready for an abortion

Yeah, come back when you're both yelling names at each other mid-relationship.

i'll make a point of name calling just for you

[BLUNTMASTER X]

i'll wrap dat shit

[ExoXile]

I guess it doesn't help that you were his first gf.
That's p.much a recipe for disaster.


No experience of name calling and fights in a relationship, only times I've gotten mad at is for being drunk, and my response to that is always, "did I do something wrong?"

-... No.

K, then.http://imgur.com/bVbri.gif

[coromoro]

Sounds like it wasn't the best of times, Lisa. Good thing you decided to end it. It seems reasonable to me for somebody to want their space in a relationship.

I'd like to see this convo, by the way. :cool:

[Shade]

At least you got to pop his cherry. Now he'll have to remember you forever whereas you can just be like "oh yeah, that guy.. what was his name again? oh fuck it doesn't matter"

When it comes to name calling I pretty much always go with wench. Has an element of surprise to it.

[ExoXile]

When it comes to name calling I pretty much always go with wench. Has an element of surprise to it.
This is gold.

[Angelwang]

I'd like to see this convo, by the way. :cool:

i asked him if he wanted to get together and talk on the 31st. he said maybe...i'm eating supper now so i'll text you later. 4 hours later i said i was going to bed so he texted back that we'll 'talk more tomorrow' i was like w/e

so this is directly quoted by both of us the next day (seriously, this is how he talks):

me: So what did you want to talk about?
him: about are conversation we had on monday
me: so what are you thinking?
him: im thinking after that monday talk that you dont like me anymore and dont like spending time with me. thats what it sounded like
me: I don't really understand why you don't respect my feelings or understand them. I wanted to get together just to talk but considering recent events I think you are being pretty immature and inconsiderate. I think that I am too independent for your liking and it doesn't appear it will work out between us.
him: lol your immature. kicking your bf out of your place. your pretty stupid
me: Thanks for proving my point!
him: last weekend i was so pumped to see you. and then you kick me out for no reason. and you act did like a bitch to the whole time. and i did nothing wrong. you got that mad when i did nothing wrong. i would hate to see you when i do
me: sorry i wasn't as pumped to see you. i told you i wasn't having a good weekend. i was tired of you being here so long which didn't help. i didn't 'kick' you out, what are you talking about lol. you were mooching a ride and your ride was leaving...wow
me: well guess you'll never know! i hope you are more considerate to your next gf and try not use such vulgar language when you're upset.
him: lol you text steph and told her to tell kelsey to pick me up cuz you didn't want me there
me: um i never said that all i asked was when kelsey was coming haha wow

he didn't know when his friend was picking him up because he doesn't plan ahead and wants to spend copious amounts of time together.

act did

then he says: ya well with your next bf i hope you communicate better with him. cuz i really liked you and your a cool person. and i'm sorry for making you overwhelmed and all of the other things too

the end

[BLUNTMASTER X]

sounds like he's gonna be beggin you to come back soon

[Angelwang]

let's watch for an e/n thread

[BLUNTMASTER X]

is he a.......... goon

[ExoXile]

i'm sorry for making you overwhelmed
Is it bad that I laughed at that?

[Angelwang]

doubt he's a goon, he doesn't use the internet. he doesn't even have facebook

[BLUNTMASTER X]

you dodged a fuckin bullet

[Angelwang]

but it'd be funny if he saw this and got angrier, entertainment for all

[Shade]

God how did you put up with that for so long? Act did? Holy shit. If I have to read a text multiple times to get what they're trying to say it's over

[Junior Senior]

how big was his pp
uncircumcised or no

[fnool]

him: about are conversation we had on monday
After reading this, all I can say is "congratulations".

[Ant]

well I wasn't there for the initial hookup, but what was the appeal of this guy?

[Angelwang]

yeah his texts were hard to read sometimes (he never called, only texted) but when i figured them out it was mostly just funny. i knew he wasn't terribly intelligent from the get go so i guess i just let it slide.

no more dating retards
no more dating guys that are my age or younger
no more dating

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well I wasn't there for the initial hookup, but what was the appeal of this guy?

he seemed nice, relatively cute, i wanted to have fun. little did i know how sensitive he is.

[ExoXile]

What if someone lies about their age, huh?
Shock and suspense.

[Angelwang]

then that's just one more down

unless they are somehow miraculously mature for their young age and aren't a total tool

[ExoXile]

Cool, lemme see your ID card.

- No.

Why not?

-
http://imgur.com/a3pBE.png

[Apathetic]

then that's just one more down

unless they are somehow miraculously mature for their young age and aren't a total tool

Don't let the fact that I live in ace hardware fool you, I'm actually pretty hip.

[Seelenfeuer]

You should move to Orlando and date me. We can go to Disney all the time and you'll get the thrill of putting up with my obnoxious music and near constant sarcasm. How can you possibly say no to this?

[Apathetic]

rockin roller coaster & everest ftw.

[Slade]

exo are you trying to hook up with another american? Don't think I didn't notice you assumed a theme based on a character lisa said was hot in that other thread. I've got all the information in the world at my fingertips.

[ExoXile]

exo are you trying to hook up with another american?
Lisa's Canadian?

And no, what thread was this?
I did it because I have recently been listening to FFVIII music and that I thought it would create diverse reactions. :(
Otherwise your assumption would have been sneaky, like a fox.:cool:

Long distance at all though, is something I will do my best to avoid. :shake:

[Slade]

oh shi my bad, totally forgot that canada isn't just a dirty part of america.


again

Long distance at all though, is something I will do my best to avoid.
no worries man, when you visit you can probably stay like 10 nights since it's so far away.

[ExoXile]

no worries man, when you visit you can probably stay like 10 nights since it's so far away.
I stayed in the us for 3 months at one point.

[Slade]

Yeah I know... Point stands. Look buddy I'm loosely holding a weak accusation together here, take it easy. You're like, "hey look lisa, I'm squall" in hopes that she'll be like "omg I always wanted to date squall!!!" way to move in for the kill, she JUST left blurryguy for pete's sake

he's probly still crying, and keeps deleting the poorly written texts he's written to send to her late at night...

[ExoXile]

My name is Leonheart, Squall Leonheart.

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My cat's called Griever.

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.........

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...whatever

[Yoshi[NX]]

Your ex sounds like a real winner. Good for you on breaking up with him. Maybe you'll come back to regular dating once you've built a reliable crazy/retard filter from your one night stands (that's what those are for, I hear).

[BLUNTMASTER X]

your immature lol

[Angelwang]

your stupid lol

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You should move to Orlando and date me. We can go to Disney all the time and you'll get the thrill of putting up with my obnoxious music and near constant sarcasm. How can you possibly say no to this?

don't tempt me

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;962768']Your ex sounds like a real winner. Good for you on breaking up with him. Maybe you'll come back to regular dating once you've built a reliable crazy/retard filter from your one night stands (that's what those are for, I hear).

*personal experience

sounds good to me

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i used to love squall in gr. 9... 8 years ago

[ExoXile]

Forget it. I don't want friends who won't be around tomorrow.
lol, squall's so coo'

[Angelwang]

he'd be the best bf, wouldn't give a shit about you or hound you about anything. my kinda man

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except he gets faggoty in the end, nvm

[ExoXile]

Until he realizes how much he loves you.

Ninja'd

[Futuristic Jet]

I'll be your bf lisa i only live 6 hours away!

[Angelwang]

you are already my bf!

[Apathetic]

hands off

[Ant]

*IS JEALOUS*!!!

[Angelwang]

it's ok there's plenty of cupcakes to go around

[Apathetic]

cupcakes! om nom nom nom

[Angelwang]

i could go for a cupcake right about now, i love cheating on my diet

[Yoshi[NX]]

I enjoyed a brownie sundae last night. Big brownie, lot of some kind of double chocolate ice cream, and a shitton of whipped cream. It was awesome.

[Corrupt]

ugh, the thought of dessert makes me sick most times nowadays, though crème brûlée is one of the most beautiful, exquisite things on this doomed earth

[Shade]

I'm a sucker for raspberry cheesecake.

[Angelwang]

there was this crème brûlée drink at Starbucks that was just so tasty. But way too much sucre. :(

[fnool]

ugh, the thought of dessert makes me sick most times nowadays, though crème brûlée is one of the most beautiful, exquisite things on this doomed earth
Man. Were I a man's man, you'd be exactly my sort of man, man.

[Corrupt]

good to know, man.

and lisa, that just may make me walk into a starbucks one of these days. holy shit that sounds good, but how much you wanna bet it's a regional thing and that they don't have it here :cool:

[Angelwang]

even if they did have it there I'm pretty sure it was a holiday only drink and it isn't available anymore. :(

[Slade]

even if they did have it there THEY WON'T


you get all that, coRRupt?!

[WillisGreeny]

me: So what did you want to talk about?
him: about are conversation we had on monday
me: so what are you thinking?
him: im thinking after that monday talk that you dont like me anymore and dont like spending time with me. thats what it sounded like

-oh boy, what a playa;
seriously, why not just say "it sux you don't like me because I really liked you; hope we can remain friends".
There really isn't anything to gain saying anything else, lol silly guy.

OH! and this is a classic:

i really liked you and your a cool person. and i'm sorry for making you overwhelmed and all of the other things too


lol 180's in break up txts; Gotta love the desperation. First it's "you stupid bitch, you did everything wrong", then it's "Sorry I screwed up everything, you were a doll and I was nothing".

[Angelwang]

yeah I never texted him back. He probably won't ever speak to me again which is fine by me!

boys suck
i suck
everybody sucks

[WillisGreeny]

All women suck - hopefully.

[Corrupt]

even if they did have it there THEY WON'T


you get all that, coRRupt?!

*Sulks with a capital S*

[fnool]

i read that as "with a capital 5"

and i was like "there's no five in "sulks"..."

then i was like "wait, you can't capitalise five anyway"



"oh, five is a number"

[Corrupt]

well to be fair, i looked at the number 5 in your post and when i glanced up at my post i read it as a 5 instead of a capital S. it's almost 6AM and i'm running on three hours of sleep, what's your excuse

[Yoshi[NX]]

I saw it as an S, but after reading both posts, it's really trying hard to be a five.

%ulks!

[Angelwang]

Now all I see is 5

[fnool]

well to be fair, i looked at the number 5 in your post and when i glanced up at my post i read it as a 5 instead of a capital S. it's almost 6AM and i'm running on three hours of sleep, what's your excuse

DRUGS

[WillisGreeny]

So it wasn't just me? I thought I saw a 5 too lol wtf!

[Yoshi[NX]]

Well, I guess we're all on drugs then. Party!

[Corrupt]

DRUGS

fair enough. i declare the defendant... not guilty. *sound of gavel hitting the desk resonates throughout the room for all to hear*

[fnool]

*furious bong noises*

[Corrupt]

im the judge of this courtroom........ and i order you to pass that shit, holmes

[Ant]

corrupt ---> :judge: LOL

[Corrupt]

tell THE JUDGE that i hope he enjoys excessive censorship when he goes to live down undah.

[fnool]

whoa he's moving to australia what?

[Shade]

the hell im jealous

[fnool]

yes let's all move to australia and revel in delicious censorship

[Seelenfeuer]

That's one of the only reasons why I would never want to live there. It seems pretty awesome otherwise.

[fnool]

I judge potential places to live based on that sort of thing.

Pretty much every Australian ISP is a piece of shit. They generally limit your bandwidth to something like 5GB a month and throttle you to a consistent 5kb/s on everything if you exceed that, and they're potentially subject to government censoring if/when that initiative goes ahead.

[Angelwang]

australia would be cool to visit

[Yoshi[NX]]

I've heard there is a farm to live program in Australia. You live on a farm for free, but help them with chores and such. You can keep moving around like this. I hear it's a great way to see Australia.

[Corrupt]

i'd absolutely love to visit australia but it's no place i'd want to permanently settle on. i could imagine spending a couple of years in the northern, more tropical region of the continent though.

[Angelwang]

I'd really like to go to New Zealand, it looks so beautiful.

[Corrupt]

oh, for sure. auckland and (especially) wellington look beautiful, the latter city being the one i want to visit the most. i believe both of them made it on numerous "top 20 cities with the best quality of life" lists as well, so that's only more incentive to take a trip there eventually.

and hey, if i'm really lucky i may even be able to see this elusive son of a bitch perform live:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/15538/Birchville+Cat+Motel.jpg

[fnool]

I'd really like to go to New Zealand, it looks so beautiful.

NZ is amazing. rotorua = maybe the most beautiful place i've ever been.

http://imgur.com/dmFjH.jpg

smelly though

[ExoXile]

NZ is amazing. rotorua = maybe the most beautiful place i've ever been.

http://imgur.com/dmFjH.jpg

smelly though
I'm not jealous all that often, but right now man, I am. :(

[Shade]

If something life-shattering ever happened to me and I wanted to go off and live as a hermit in exile New Zealand would be where I'd go

[Yoshi[NX]]

That water is the bluest water I have ever seen. Even if you count fictional water. What an awesome place.

[Corrupt]

the vibrancy of the clear blue water set against a backdrop of lush foliage is literally one of the best things ever

[Angelwang]

NZ is amazing. rotorua = maybe the most beautiful place i've ever been.

http://imgur.com/dmFjH.jpg

smelly though

I want to be there RIGHT NOW. FUCK WINNIPEG

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when i go to europe i'm not comin back woot woot

[Linkman]

when i go to europe i'm not comin back woot woot

QFT

Which country?

[Angelwang]

Haven't decided yet. Italy or France.

[Xero]

ugh, the thought of dessert makes me sick most times nowadays, though crème brûlée is one of the most beautiful, exquisite things on this doomed earth

Gotta say. It's a pretty damn good desert. Depends where you buy it though. I've yet to find a place in Montreal where they make good ones.

I'm a sucker for raspberry cheesecake.

This.

sucre. :(

Yes?

[fnool]

One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says; "What you do with my daughter?!" I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her. But she say, her father is dead! Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone. Such is life in Moscow.

[Sòlrök]

In Soviet Russia, wife beat you!

[Xero]

One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says; "What you do with my daughter?!" I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her. But she say, her father is dead! Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone. Such is life in Moscow.

I laughed a little too hard at this post XD

[Shade]

Babysitter home with young boy and young girl. She get call parents, who are working night shift in factory asking if everything is fine. She tells them da, but the large statue of Lenin in daughter's room is unsettling. Later, she is arrested by KGB for calling great father of motherland "unsettling". She is sent to count trees in Siberia. Such is life in Moscow.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

In Soviet Russia, wife beat you!hilarious

[WillisGreeny]

when i go to europe i'm not comin back woot woot

That's what you said about Florida.

[Ant]

she says a lot of things.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

women

[Yoshi[NX]]

I went to Vegas and nearly didn't come back.

[WillisGreeny]

You're a richer man otherwise.

[Angelwang]

she says a lot of things.

i do, don't i

[Xero]

i have the scandinavian blues ever since i've been to denmark. it was such a peaceful place :(

[WillisGreeny]

i do, don't i

So you're not dead inside? :crying:

The truth burns me, it does.

[Angelwang]

of course i am

[Pit]

this is why i dont do relationships. Im just trying to fuck as much as I can, and then maybe if one of them whores is good enough, ill settle.

[WillisGreeny]

Wish I had that attitude- I kinda feel bad for girls that have one night stands with me lol especially if they give me their number.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

Wish I had that attitude- I kinda feel bad for girls that have one night stands with me lol especially if tehy give me tehir number.

this has never happened to you. dont lie.

[Angelwang]

yeah I'm not buying it

[WillisGreeny]

Ever met an American College girl attending a party school? Around 16000 18-21yr old girls in close proximity to 52 bars in my town- you dont have to be a casanova to get laid here.anyways- I think you took what I said teh wrong way. I feel bad for teh handful of girls I've gotten with because I try txting tehm later wANTed to form a more meaningful relationship- which after screwing teh first night you meet is kinda a difficult thing to do im finding out. But on teh upside- now that its Spring time, lol, getting laid is pretty easy = / ugh fml- I should be happy.

[Ant]

yeah stop being a bitch.

[Slade]

How many fucking times...

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Awesome/funny how serious that looks.

[ExoXile]

Population of Sweden - 9,340,682 Population of da USA - 308,984,000 Let us pretend teh countries share a 50/50 sex ratio: 9,340,682 / 2 = 4,670,341 4,670,341 - immigrANTs from Somalia/Pakistan/Irak/etc = 4,000,000 4,000,000 - evaryone age 35+ = 1,700,000 1,700,000 - all that would sex with me = 10~100 Using teh same calculation in teh US; 1,000,000 ~ 8,000,000 would of sex with me. Especially if tehy were drunk. WHAT DO I DO!?

[Pit]

My problem right now is with this chick. She's muslim and stuff, so she only takes it in the ass and mouth (and atm), but I'm not really feeling her. I mean, she sucked me off in school and she came over and i fulfilled my goal of tearing her a new one, but now I'm bored, and she's all attached calling me baby and following me everywhere. FUCK.

[Angelwang]

My problem right now is with this chick. She's muslim and stuff, so she only takes it in the ass and mouth (and atm), but I'm not really feeling her. I mean, she sucked me off in school and she came over and i fulfilled my goal of tearing her a new one, but now I'm bored, and she's all attached calling me baby and following me everywhere. FUCK.

sever. immediately.

[Yoshi[NX]]

Ever met an American College girl attending a party school? Around 16000 18-21yr old girls in close proximity to 52 bars in my town- you dont have to be a casanova to get laid here.anyways- I think you took what I said teh wrong way. I feel bad for teh handful of girls I've gotten with because I try txting tehm later wANTed to form a more meaningful relationship- which after screwing teh first night you meet is kinda a difficult thing to do im finding out. But on teh upside- now that its Spring time, lol, getting laid is pretty easy = / ugh fml- I should be happy.

You know, getting laid releases huge amounts of endorphines. Therefore, more fucking is more happy. Get laid more I guess is the moral here.

[Pit]

;980068']You know, getting laid releases huge amounts of endorphines. Therefore, more fucking is more happy. Get laid more I guess is the moral here.

so, what if you dont enjoy fucking the person. Im fucking two chicks atm, and im not really enjoying it. Yeah busting a load feels good, but then afterwards, THEN WHAT

[Angelwang]

Get them to meet each other then tell them you're fucking both of them. If they didn't know previously they might hate you now! Problem solved!

[Shade]

My problem right now is with this chick. She's muslim and stuff, so she only takes it in the ass and mouth (and atm), but I'm not really feeling her. I mean, she sucked me off in school and she came over and i fulfilled my goal of tearing her a new one, but now I'm bored, and she's all attached calling me baby and following me everywhere. FUCK.

Hey me too. Let's all chill and hang out at a mosque.

[Skitzo Control]

...Here's a thought, why not only "date" people that you actually enjoy being around? I don't understand the logic of people dating and hanging out together. Any time I enjoy being around somebody, I want to be around them often, because, well, I ENJOY BEING AROUND THEM. If something is fun, you want to do it, yes?

[Dexter]

Sometimes you're not sure. People often ask people out the first time they meet them. It might be your way and only opportunity to see them again. The clubs are a prime example. A bunch of new faces, some friends of friends. Dating is giving something a shot. Sure, if the date goes bad, you can end it, but you sometimes need to date to figure it out.

[Angelwang]

Also, people are usually on their best behaviour on the first few dates (sometimes more) and their true characters aren't shown until much later. Usually I can tell if I like being around a guy from the first couple dates but then everything can change. Sometimes you don't find out secrets or undesirable personality traits until later in the relationship that can destroy it.

[Dexter]

I love that moment when you finally discover what you don't like about the person. It could have been right in front of you the entire time, but it didn't register until much later. Then you start thinking about the effects it has on not just your relationship with them but everyone else who surrounds them, then you gradually start hinting about it, manipulating them into altering themselves to adjust according to your desires. That's the part I enjoy.

[ExoXile]

Do you date really dumb girls, Dex?

[Sòlrök]

How have you not been murdered yet?

[Angelwang]

I love that moment when you finally discover what you don't like about the person. It could have been right in front of you the entire time, but it didn't register until much later. Then you start thinking about the effects it has on not just your relationship with them but everyone else who surrounds them, then you gradually start hinting about it, manipulating them into altering themselves to adjust according to your desires. That's the part I enjoy.

The end of the honeymoon stage. I hate when it ends but it's also not cool when it lasts so long and you've missed all those subtle hints, wasted so much time. Once I figure out what I don't like about the person I usually drop them pretty fast. Usually. Maybe if I talked it out with them and think they could change would things have been different for some? Who knows. There's usually way more than one or two things that bother me about an individual, though, that are not easily rectified. Once I hit this stage I usually start feeling...hatred, or something similar. Like back in high school when I would find out through someone that the less than good looking dorks liked me, I would feel this way. I wouldn't even feel sorry for them. I feel like a bad person.

Yes, I suppose I'm somewhat controlling but I don't want to manipulate others into being something they are not. I want them to change of their own accord otherwise it's pointless. But honestly, most people never change.

I wish I wasn't so picky, that I could overlook the small things and not care about them. It's difficult. Most of the time I don't care enough. Maybe that's (part of) the problem.

[Timeskipz]

but it'd be funny if he saw this and got angrier, entertainment for all

yeah his texts were hard to read sometimes (he never called, only texted) but when i figured them out it was mostly just funny. i knew he wasn't terribly intelligent from the get go so i guess i just let it slide.

no more dating retards
no more dating guys that are my age or younger
no more dating

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he seemed nice, relatively cute, i wanted to have fun. little did i know how sensitive he is.

FUCK

[Shade]

Sometimes you're not sure. People often ask people out the first time they meet them.

This is why I don't date people I haven't known before. Every girlfriend I've had has been a friend first.

[Dexter]

You should date random girls you meet at the clubs. Even bad dates are good dates later on when telling date stories. Sometimes a total stranger can serve the most amusement. Getting to know someone through a date is very different from gathering intel as a friend.

[fnool]

You should date random girls you meet at the clubs.
For a while this was how I decided I was going to go about my business. Then on new year's eve I suddenly realised I had my tongue down the throat of a lass who looked about thirty and sounded like she'd crawled through a mile of glass and gravel to escape a housing estate in Hull.

Yeah please do not follow Dexter's advice unless you enjoy doing things that make you feel bad

[ExoXile]

Hey if she's 30 and looks all right, bring it. :cool:

[fnool]

I don't remember what she looked like.

Nor do I particularly wish to.

[ExoXile]

Still doesn't mean she wasn't a hot chick you'd still bang while sober.
I think this is suggestion from Dex I can support, to an extent.

[Shade]

You should date random girls you meet at the clubs.

I don't go to clubs. Although the basements of frats are pretty good for that purpose. Tried that for a bit, and by that I mean made with for an hour in the darkness and then left, not dated.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Bars and clubs are the last place you should meet people at. Especially bars.

[Dexter]

Church is where it at. Those girls are wild.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Yeah. Going to a catholic school was worth it just for that. Oppression is great.

[Angelwang]

FUCK

oh snap

[Skitzo Control]

Church is where it at. Those girls are wild.No no no no no no! So many church girls have father issues. Sure, they're easy, but the crazy shit that comes along with a church girl simply isn't worth it. Trust me, all three girls I've been in a relationship with have been church girls (as in they either frequently attended church or were raised as part of a church) and each has had an overwhelming amount of issues that I was not able to overcome.

[ExoXile]

No no no no no no! So many church girls have father issues. Sure, they're easy, but the crazy shit that comes along with a church girl simply isn't worth it. Trust me, all three girls I've been in a relationship with have been church girls (as in they either frequently attended church or were raised as part of a church) and each has had an overwhelming amount of issues that I was not able to overcome.
... I can attest to this.

[Dexter]

But Skitzo is attracted to girls with baggage and issues. I suppose they are synonymous. Can't say I blame him, either. They often are the most enjoyable to observe and figure out their intricate mysteries.

I've never gone anywhere looking for girls. The idea seems distasteful. I'll stray from them if possible, especially on romantic grounds. Cooties anyone?

[fnool]

Yeah. Going to a catholic school was worth it just for that. Oppression is great.

I went to a fucking cathedral school and almost all of the girls were brainless anti-intellectual rich bitches who only went after meathead rugby players. The few that weren't utterly self-obsessed numbered ten or so and refused to talk to anyone outside of their little man-hating clique.

The handful of exceptions to both of the above were pretty cool ladies, but had all kinds of other issues — completely frigid, anti-booze, anti-drugs, anti-videogames, anti-gay, gay...

[Skitzo Control]

But Skitzo is attracted to girls with baggage and issues. I suppose they are synonymous. Can't say I blame him, either. They often are the most enjoyable to observe and figure out their intricate mysteries. It's not like I'm into them as soon as I find out they have issues. I'm into them BEFORE that, then it just turns out they're a little screwy. :(
---
I think we're all in agreement then that the reason things aren't working out for Angel because she's not hooking up with the best guy on Earth. Sorry I don't live anywhere near Nowhere and Who Cares?, Canada, Wang, you'll just have to continue settling.

[Angelwang]

in that case, single4lyfe

[Skitzo Control]

Good choice.

[Dexter]

It really is, especially if you're able to be independent and self-reliable, like Angel has for so many years. Her singleness makes her sexy.

[Apathetic]

I went to a fucking cathedral school and almost all of the girls were brainless anti-intellectual rich bitches who only went after meathead rugby players. The few that weren't utterly self-obsessed numbered ten or so and refused to talk to anyone outside of their little man-hating clique.

The handful of exceptions to both of the above were pretty cool ladies, but had all kinds of other issues — completely frigid, anti-booze, anti-drugs, anti-videogames, anti-gay, gay...

you have a way with words my friend
you should come join me sometime ffs

[Phant]

Bars and clubs are the last place you should meet people at. Especially bars.

Art galleries?
Hipster please.

[Apathetic]

Pottery class

[fnool]

Art galleries?
Hipster please.

Art galleries rule. The trick to meeting non-hipsters is to strike up conversations with people who don't look like they're trying really hard.

[Angelwang]

I don't think I've ever BEEN to the art gallery here. Maybe I should.

[ExoXile]

Say what you will, an art gallery would be boring. :wotwot:

[Ant]

you aren't there to look at art silly.

[Angelwang]

Actually I'd like to go, even just for the art.

[fnool]

There are some fantastic art galleries out there. The Bilbao Guggenheim is my favourite gallery ever, although it's interesting more for the Gehry architecture and its breathtaking interiors than for anything exhibited there.

http://imgur.com/eA5nx.jpg

http://imgur.com/hQTsN.jpg

http://imgur.com/OLvv2.jpg

http://imgur.com/gBvaO.jpg

It's a real shame Bilbao itself is an unfathomable shithole.

[Timeskipz]

Actually I'd like to go, even just for the art.

The WAG sucks, trust me. Nothing interesting, maybe I'm just not looking properly :confused:

[Slade]

It's a real shame Bilbao itself is an unfathomable shithole.
Just out of curiosity... What causes shitholes around where you live? Over here they start out as mill towns or something similar, and as interest in the area dies all kinds of poor people end up kind of stuck there working at walmart and keeping the local narcotics market alive. I'm wondering because I don't think you experience the same milling/mining trends we do in the US. Why do shitty people settle in certain areas of the UK?

[fnool]

Bilbao is in Spain :)

It's odd, because my impression of the place was that it used to be a nice sort of old-fashioned Spanish town, but urban buildup turned it into a grim industrial hellhole. Only reason they put a Guggenheim there was a desperate attempt to draw tourism. Looks like it worked. Wikipedia confirms that everything went to shit during the industrial revolution.

The story's mostly the same for the UK — cities that turned into oversized factory complexes overnight during the industrial revolution are still struggling today to regain what used to make them great. Most our shitholes are long-running affairs that usually date back to the nineteenth century. There are modern shitholes out there, too, like Milton Keynes and Slough — places that only gained notoriety during the twentieth century with no interesting past to speak of.

[Angelwang]

http://imgur.com/eA5nx.jpg

I really like this building.

http://imgur.com/hQTsN.jpg

This looks scary as hell but I wouldn't mind walking beneath it.

The WAG sucks, trust me. Nothing interesting, maybe I'm just not looking properly

Probably does suck, but now I want to go and check it out for myself.

[Apathetic]

wait so does this mean Ill actually have to go to one of these places to meet chicks once I get out of school?

[Ant]

yes, there is no other choice

[Angelwang]

it's the only way

[Apathetic]

wait wait wait what about the internet though.

[ExoXile]

Internet's fine.

Art galleries = noplz.

[Angelwang]

wait wait wait what about the internet though.

not good enough

[ExoXile]

Lisa, the internet is fine.
Provided you're not a 150 kg black man (or white man, no racist true story.)

[Shade]

wait so does this mean Ill actually have to go to one of these places to meet chicks once I get out of school?

Just be lazy and have friends introduce you to people.

[Dexter]

Come to Hawaii. I'll hook you up with a tan girl from the hula dance brigade.

[Angelwang]

I want to date a big, black guy.

[Dexter]

Then for you, I'd have to hook you up with one of the local military dudes. Do you prefer Marines or Navy. Army or Air Force?

[Angelwang]

Marine!

[Dexter]

That's my choice, as well, as long as they aren't behind a desk. The one's who want to go out and are addicted to the danger. Those are the best catches.

[Angelwang]

Exactly my way of thinking.

[Skitzo Control]

I want a white girl that isn't completely batshit crazy. :)

[Slade]

I want a brownish girl whose parents are wild and wacky. Somehow that ends up making the whole experience (if I have to meet them) totally awesome.

[Ant]

a white chick with nice big boobies would be the next female I'd like to bed.

[Slade]

ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Angelwang]

Mouuuuuuuuth

[Skitzo Control]

Mouuuuuuuuth
I love a girl that has a pretty face, especially a mouth. Teeth are just teeth, they're no big deal, but a pretty set of lips and surrounding mouth do so much for me.

Giving and receiving oral is phenomenal. I have literally gotten off from going down on a girl without anybody or anything brushing my own genitals, just got off from the action of it.

Also, all vagina feel the same, just a little bit of difference in tightness. However, a girl talented in oral sex will have me begging for it constantly. I'd prefer oral over any other form of penetration any day of the week, considering the girl is good with her mouth and tastes and smells clean.

[Angelwang]

i'm all for a deep dicking, personally

[Shade]

I want a brownish girl whose parents are wild and wacky. Somehow that ends up making the whole experience (if I have to meet them) totally awesome.

Come to Michigan and I'll hook you up. Endless amount of brown girls with hilarious parents.

[Phant]

I don't know which I prefer most. Getting/giving oral or sexing.
IT'S JUST ALL SO GOOD.

[Yoshi[NX]]

Sex owns.

[Phant]

Actually I think I prefer oral.
sex... fucking babies.

[Slade]

Come to Michigan and I'll hook you up. Endless amount of brown girls with hilarious parents.
Hmm... how about an afternoon of brown girls after some tea?