sex owns

[BLUNTMASTER X]

post itt if you agree

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i'm lyin. sex is terrible

[Angelwang]

i've had some pretty fucking horrible sex.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

TELL US

[Ant]

limp dick or blew load too fast. there's only so many ways I can think of to where the sex would be "bad"

[Angelwang]

limp dicks are funny. sometimes if they blow loads too fast it's kinda nice since i don't have to suffer through more.

no orgasms for me tho :(

[Ant]

I remember I had a super bad fever once and I tried...didn't turn out so well. LOL

[Angelwang]

baby

[BLUNTMASTER X]

worst sex i ever had was when a girl convinced me to snort ecstasy with her and then she basically molested me

[Junior Senior]

you mean your ex gf

[Slade]

worst sex i ever had was when a girl convinced me to snort ecstasy with her and then she basically molested me
I'd probably tell her to stop and just look at her like "really?" Unless she was a mega hottie of course. I can see how if a girl charged into molestation with enough fury then I'd be speechless until it was too late. By then it'd be like, "well... I guess technically my dick is in her hand so if I tell her to stop now it'll be gay."


I've been thinking a lot lately concerning how I feel about smoking and feet. There have definitely been times where I was turned on watching a girl smoke, but that'd never be enough for me alone. And I love it when a girl isn't weird about her feet, since it seems common for them to act stupid and girly about feet being gross. But again I don't think that looking at a girl's nice feet alone would do it for me.

[Ant]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. yeah. feet never really did anything for me.

[Slade]

Don't you ever see a girl or hear the authority in her voice and think, "god damn, I really wish she'd tell me to lie on the floor and then put her feet in my mouth while she talked to me like that." never?!

[Ant]

nope. can't say I've ever thought that before. I'd probably lol if it happened though.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

dont like feet

[Shade]

Slade you just gave me a boner

[BLUNTMASTER X]

Slade you just gave me a boneronly sexhavers are allowed in this thread

[Slade]

dont like feet
This is the niche I'm trying to fill. I will bang the hottest hoes that you turn down because they tried to put their dirty feet in your mouth.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

i want a chick with dope-ass glasses

[Stalolin]

i like to hit women during sex and not during sex

[Seelenfeuer]

Sex is pretty cool when it goes right, but it can also be terrible.

[Angelwang]

feet are weird

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i want a guy with smokin abs

but not like twilight

[fnool]

I want seeeeex

[BLUNTMASTER X]

i had sex yesterday

[Angelwang]

tell us about it

[BLUNTMASTER X]

it was p. good, it was one of those times where the girl is already into it before its started so my work was p. much done for me

[Dexter]

My life has been filled with romance lately. Very cheesy and exaggerated. 13-year old boys would be all like "yuck!"

[BLUNTMASTER X]

dexter make a thread and catch us up on whats been happenin

[Dexter]

So much, I wouldn't know how to start. I think I'll start spreading it around the forums. A little here, a little there. Soon enough it'll catch everyone up. I should go put images up.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

aw cmoooooooooooooooon pleeeeease

[Dexter]

But there's so much! I got an idea. Ask me specifics and I'll fill it all in. What aspect of my life should I share?

[BLUNTMASTER X]

But there's so much! I got an idea. Ask me specifics and I'll fill it all in. What aspect of my life should I share?make a thread about all your recent girlfriends w/ pics

[Dexter]

Oh my goodness. That would take a lot of my time. I just put some pix up. Ex-girlfriend only tho. I'll get to the current one once I catch myself up. Or get on Skype and we can webcam you!? You can warn her about her position.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

okay how about you make a thread about your new girlfriend

[Junior Senior]

dexter im coming on skype now ok

[Dexter]

She doesn't deserve her own thread! She made me watch Norbit and she's a jerk to her little brother. She wants to make an account here but thus far she is perm banned. She needs to earn my adorational points and fix herself before she gets VGC praise. She's in the process of being trained. Her mother used to torture her petite body as punishment whenever she did wrong. It's the Filipino way, I suppose, to abuse their children so much. Mom trained her physically, I'm training her psychologically. Together her mother's upbringing technique and my current productivity on her personality might form an interesting creature. It's all about building her up and filling her gaps with my secret ingredients.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

holy shit that deserves a thread

[Dexter]

I could probably make a thread for her mother's torture or punishment methods alone. I love hearing her stories of how her life was growing up. Filipino culture seems so insane to me. Supposedly her mom made her walk on her knees on lava hot and sharp rice while balancing heavy books on her head to weigh her knees down and if the books fell well hell she'd have to start the timer over again. I think her mother did it for the lulz.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

I could probably make a thread for her mother's torture or punishment methods alone.yes

[Slade]

Yeah that asian upbringing stuff can be weird. And almost every true asian girl I've met also has a younger brother whom she treats with questionable amounts of respect. I have a hard time understanding the dynamics at play within asian families in general. That's really cool that her mom forced her to be in good shape, though.
filling her gaps with my secret ingredients.
sperm.

[Ant]

asian moms are the worst

[Shade]

Asian moms are so cute, they never stop bringing me food, it's awesome.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

Asian moms are so cute, they never stop bringing me food, it's awesome.dont lie please

[Phant]

sex is good

but



babies

[Yoshi[NX]]

I like sex. At any time of day or night.

You know that sex when you're not really into it and she's not really into it but you both keep going anyway because you're still attatched to the prospect of a good lay?

That's terrible sex.

[Shade]

X, I would never lie about free food

[Angelwang]

i want to hear asian torture stories please

[BLUNTMASTER X]

if there's one thing that bothers me its when people tease really cool stories

[Angelwang]

very uncool

[Raptor]

sex is good

but



babies

Not if you do it right.

[ExoXile]

I have sex deprivation.

But sex can be horrible after 4 weeks of nonstop fawking.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

But sex can be horrible after 4 weeks of nonstop fawking.this has never happened to you

[ExoXile]

this has never happened to you
It has, several times.

Being away from each other for several months'll do that to ya.

[Seelenfeuer]

Yeah, and she probably cheated on you while you were apart anyway, so nobody cares.

[ExoXile]

I would have commended her for breaking off of her religious ways.

[Seelenfeuer]

She's so religious that she can apparently have premarital sex on a regular basis for weeks at a time. She's most likely just a huge slut.

[ExoXile]

More girls should be like that.:)

[Angelwang]

don't fuck religious people

[ExoXile]

Too late. :(

[Phant]

Not if you do it right.

nonoxynol-9 right

[BLUNTMASTER X]

don't fuck religious peopleyep

[ExoXile]

You're just jealous because you can't. :)

[BLUNTMASTER X]

your comebacks are literally the worst exo, i'm just curious as to whether it's a language barrier and if your burns are sick as hell in swedish

[ExoXile]

The indifference to what you may think of my comebacks is what makes them so unappealing to you, I guess.

Or just the general reluctance to strive for you approval.

[Junior Senior]

exo wasn't that girl prude

[ExoXile]

I thought she would be, too.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

what is the wildest thing you did

[ExoXile]

Dirty dirty things.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

if you dont tell us i wont believe you

[ExoXile]

I don't recall much, it's almost 2½~3 years ago.

lmfao, but one thing I won't ever forget is my little sister [then 10yrs old] walking in on us during the act, me quickly covering myself with a pillow shouting "NOOOO!"

She never forgot to knock ever again.

[Angelwang]

that isn't dirty enough

[ExoXile]

Beat having your little sister come in and see you sticking something pulsating and hard into a girl.
I mean, that's pretty high-class.

[Seelenfeuer]

He means particular sexual acts that were done intentionally. Getting caught in the act and screaming like a little bitch and hiding what you're doing is not dirty.

[Ant]

bet it involves poop.

[Angelwang]

Beat having your little sister come in and see you sticking something pulsating and hard into a girl.
I mean, that's pretty high-class.

you'll have to do better than that

[BLUNTMASTER X]

yeah right now you sound like a sick fuck who likes getting his sister to watch him fuck

[Iris]

I'm lame, I've never done anything dirty like attempted incest. But I have given blowjoy while sick, and from what I hear, it was like dry humping sand.

[Slade]

A bj from a girl with a fever is wild and extra warm.

[ExoXile]

yeah right now you sound like a sick fuck who likes getting his sister to watch him fuck
Don't care what you interpret is as, the sick thoughts do not stem from me.

A bj from a girl with a fever is wild and extra warm.
Can attest to to this, and fever sex.
But the cold I got afterwards wasn't worth it. :(

He means particular sexual acts that were done intentionally. Getting caught in the act and screaming like a little bitch and hiding what you're doing is not dirty.
Says the thing claiming to be a girl half the time.
You have no say in this at all.

[Seelenfeuer]

Actually, there's no reason why me trolling on an internet forum as a joke would negate my ability to judge what is and is not dirty. Your comebacks really are illogical and silly.

[ExoXile]

Claiming that I am a female dog for the sole reason of shouting NO!! and covering up my genitals so my sister would not see, is not illogical, and silly?

:big_bird:

[BLUNTMASTER X]

Claiming that I am a female dog for the sole reason of shouting NO!! and covering up my genitals so my sister would not see, is not illogical, and silly?

:big_bird:what the fuck is this post

[ExoXile]

I don't even care anymore.

[Seelenfeuer]

Yeah, you clearly missed the point of that one. Long live Sweden!

[ExoXile]

Judging an entire country because of someone who completely ignored it's educational system and isn't even a 100% Swedish.

Your logic is infallible.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

someone who completely ignored it's educational system evidently

[ExoXile]

And yet I speak a second language, fuuuuuuuuuck.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

hardly

[ExoXile]

Punctuation goes after a sentence in most, if not all languages.

I have not seen this in any of your posts.

[Seelenfeuer]

Judging an entire country because of someone who completely ignored it's educational system and isn't even a 100% Swedish.

Your logic is infallible.


How do you say "sarcasm" in Swedish?

[ExoXile]

Sarkasm. :)

[Angelwang]

i need sex RIGHT NOW

[BLUNTMASTER X]

i need sex RIGHT NOWi didnt know girls could be like that

[Angelwang]

yeah it's either they need it RIGHT NOW or you have to wait

[BLUNTMASTER X]

where is your handsome boyfriend

[Angelwang]

at work :(

[BLUNTMASTER X]

send him a message all like 'I NEED TO BE FUCKED'

[Angelwang]

he doesn't bring his phone to work wtf

[BLUNTMASTER X]

walk into his work and tell him

[Angelwang]

so far

and cold

[BLUNTMASTER X]

it is really fucking cold

shame that fucking under sheets sucks

[Angelwang]

i refuse to fuck under sheets

[BLUNTMASTER X]

i refuse to fuck under sheetswhy

[Angelwang]

gets too hot

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hmm it's only -31 today noice

[BLUNTMASTER X]

its also annoying because you have to arc the sheets to make stuff work and fuck trying any oral or else you'll suffocate

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its -11 here

[Angelwang]

so true

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how cold does it get there

[BLUNTMASTER X]

coldest its been this winter is only -22 so not bad

[Angelwang]

i wish it were -22

actually +30 would be nice

[fnool]

Why can't I meet a hot chick on VGC?

I should put an announcement into the header: "Hey, any mildly attractive ladies roughly in the 16-24 age range, I'm a pretty hot guy. I have a voice like a brain-damaged James Earl Jones on PCP. I also own a Pokémon chat room. Smoke my dong."

[Angelwang]

are there even european chicks on here?

i want to move to europe

[Iris]

I texted my fiancee a few weeks ago asking for a hot dicking. guess who got off work early!

[Angelwang]

i would get off work early too

when did you get engaged!

[Iris]

Late August. It was cute, aside from asking during a conversation.

[ExoXile]

i didnt know girls could be like that
lol

[Angelwang]

Make a thread, I need details!

[ExoXile]

I love girls.
Really, I do.
I love sex.

I hate religion and dogmatism, idiotic thinking and shit.

People have sex and be happy. :)

[fnool]

getting married at 23? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say congratulations!

[ExoXile]

what

[BLUNTMASTER X]

Late August. It was cute, aside from asking during a conversation.make thread here with details

[Iris]

getting married at 23? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say congratulations!
I'm not pregnant and we're both still getting an education. Thanks though!

I'll make a thread eventually.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

how about now

[Dexter]

I want to see that Iris Facebook.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

me also

[Angelwang]

how about now

maybe now?

[ExoXile]

WE HAD ROUGH SEX IN HER MOM'S BUBBLE-POOL, that's pretty daring, right?

[BLUNTMASTER X]

kinda gross if it's her mom's

[ExoXile]

Dirrrteh.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

her mom's pubes were floatin around in there

[ExoXile]

I was pretty busy so I didn't notice any, so it hurts me not.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

you're one gross motherfucker

[ExoXile]

Fuck yeah.

[Seelenfeuer]

The Swedish are savage, uncultured barbarians, for the most part.

[Shade]

Exo how many villages have you burned and pillaged lately

[ExoXile]

All too few as of late, I'm afraid. Hence my less than top-notch condition.

[#061402]

Come to think of it, it's pretty pathetic how several members of this board gang up on Exo all the time. Most of the time dishing out some ignorant claim at the same time.

I mean, geez. No wonder this board gets so few lasting members when all we do is bicker like spoiled children over stupid shit.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

thats some deep insight right there

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we only gang up on him because he says stupid shit

[ExoXile]

That's not true.
I have a fairly good idea as to why, at least why X does it.

Don't really care much much about it, though it would be nice if you'd lay of the childish act but I guess that just isn't possible.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

I have a fairly good idea as to why, at least why X does it.tell

[ExoXile]

If I did it wouldn't be a secret.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

why does it have to be a secret

[Phant]

interneeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttt

[Angelwang]

why is this thread getting lame, needs more sex

[Dexter]

Sad story about that. I got seduced last night by Asian. I just wanted to have the Egg Nog pancakes at iHop. :(

[Angelwang]

You let your guard down. I am disappointed in you.

[Dexter]

I think she did it so she could get my babies. Armenian Asian babies. Asianian?

[Junior Senior]

dexter you couldn't get a boner when you were with aesthetic draxamus told me and you even told me on the phone

[Slade]

I've said it before... She looks like a sad kitten.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

sexter

[fnool]

The Swedish are savage, uncultured barbarians, for the most part.

http://imgur.com/1ltCZ.jpg

[Ant]

lol

[Angelwang]

fuck i need to finish si

[fnool]

i watched my brother marathon pretty much all of shivering isles and most of the main quest over christmas, shit owned

sheogorath's all WAH HAH HAH HAH MURDER IS HILARIOUS

[Angelwang]

"Do you know what the fine for necrophilia is? Just wondering."

[SWEET BRO]

been having sex lately.

[Angelwang]

so make a detailed thread

[Junior Senior]

poco youve been cheating on me but its ok i love you anyway

[BLUNTMASTER X]

doesnt poco have a child

[Slade]

Doesn't poco just do a lot of drugs and sit at home

[Lord of Spam]

i do it because his reactions are priceless. it has become a part of da, like my 5head, or linkos love of anything involving cocks.

such are the ways of the internet.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

you been havin any sex recently man

[Angelwang]

isn't there a lack of girls

but not boys!!

[Apathetic]

what are you like the principle of a high school now?

[BLUNTMASTER X]

in light of recent events i think jackin off is prolly better

[Seelenfeuer]

Don't they have condoms in Scotland?

[BLUNTMASTER X]

waste of money

[Seelenfeuer]

Don't you guys have the FPA over there? I'm pretty sure that they give them away for free.

[JonMB]

I've had sex over a thousand times (not with a thousand girls, not a slut thanks!)... can't think of any time I'd ever consider it "bad". Some times were better than others... but never bad. It's like cookie dough ice cream. The only time it could be bad is if you've had enough of it but you keep sticking it in your mouth anyway.

[Dexter]

Be more of a slut and eventually you'll have bad sex. I've had bad cookie dough, too.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

Don't you guys have the FPA over there? I'm pretty sure that they give them away for free.waste of time

[Angelwang]

I've had sex over a thousand times (not with a thousand girls, not a slut thanks!)... can't think of any time I'd ever consider it "bad". Some times were better than others... but never bad. It's like cookie dough ice cream. The only time it could be bad is if you've had enough of it but you keep sticking it in your mouth anyway.

virgins

[BLUNTMASTER X]

virginsi once fucked a virgin and she thought that once the dick was inside every thrust increased her chances of being pregnant so she pulled herself off after like five then shuffled beneath the covers hell yeah

[Apathetic]

did someone call?

[Angelwang]

i once fucked a virgin and she thought that once the dick was inside every thrust increased her chances of being pregnant so she pulled herself off after like five then shuffled beneath the covers hell yeah

love them virgins

[ExoXile]

Unprotected sex = Intsa preggo.

[Angelwang]

not always

[ExoXile]

I know.
It was a joke. :(

[BLUNTMASTER X]

Unprotected sex = Intsa preggo.i hadnt even came

[ExoXile]

Pre-cum, WOOOOOOOOOOO

[BLUNTMASTER X]

pre-cum sucks because if a girl feels it she's all like 'GET OUT OF ME NOOOOOW'

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on a related tangent, feelin a girl's cum on your belly is the best feelin

[Angelwang]

no one has ever made me cum, i am disappoint

[BLUNTMASTER X]

what the FUCK are you serious

[Angelwang]

yes.

a guy made me orgasm. once.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

that sucks

[Angelwang]

i need a real man

[BLUNTMASTER X]

its really not that hard, not saiyan i can do it every time but if a dude cant do it he must be really bad

[Angelwang]

no more virgins 4me

[ExoXile]

http://imgur.com/448jc.jpg

[BLUNTMASTER X]

every chick i have banged loves a lil earplay

[ExoXile]

Ear whispering is like some kind of god-given power.

[Shade]

yes.

a guy made me orgasm. once.

what

this seems weird. make 'em finish what they start

[BLUNTMASTER X]

Ear whispering is like some kind of god-given power.light bite + pull on earlobe owns

[ExoXile]

light bite + pull on earlobe owns
I wonder if this is true for all ladies, because so far I have yet to hear any objections.

Other than turning away and looking coy.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

nipple suckin also is like guaranteed ownage

[ExoXile]

Ear is easier to do first, though.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

yeah yeah you dont start with that shit, that would be awkward as hell

[Angelwang]

ears is good. unless they are doing heavy breathing into your eardrum, that shit ain't cool

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recent guy used to do this fucking weird nose thing, like a cat rubbing it's nose on your face. only my cat can do that, kthx

[ExoXile]

http://imgur.com/cZCuA.jpg
Even though this is the most simple thing I have ever drawn, I had to redraw every line because I laughed so much. :(

[BLUNTMASTER X]

for some reason hips seem to be p. good too

[Angelwang]

hips and ass

[BLUNTMASTER X]

what feels good wrt ass

[ExoXile]

Hips are awesome.

[Angelwang]

ass squeezing

but no anal

[ExoXile]

Avoiding ass squeezing is hard.

[Shade]

Why would you avoid ass squeezing

[ExoXile]

Why are you asking me?
I don't understand it.

[Apathetic]

I made out with a girl and then told her I just wanted to be friends. mwahahahahaahhah.

[Ant]

how badass of you

[ExoXile]

meanie.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

why didnt you fuck

[Stalolin]

dude it's the perfect plan

women look to push you into the friend zone as soon as possible so you push them into the friend zone

and then they realize they can't have you and they get hot for you

then you just have to get them drunk

[Ant]

he'd have to be really quick about it. before they realize they can have pretty much any man they want as long as they aren't atrociously ugly.

[Lord of Spam]

yeah yeah you dont start with that shit, that would be awkward as hell

YOU DONT JUST GO CHARGING TOWARDS THE CLITORIS

[ExoXile]

YOU DONT JUST GO CHARGING TOWARDS THE CLITORIS
FARUKON CLITRUB

[Junior Senior]

doesnt poco have a child

Doesn't poco just do a lot of drugs and sit at home

yes
yes but no he sits at college

[BLUNTMASTER X]

whats the situation with dat kid

[G-Sides]

i've come with a story of ages long past;

i lost my virginity a week after my 17th birthday to a 16 year old who, unbeknownst to me, had already slept with 9 different guys. we fucked on a little sandy clearing behind a venue for local music (my friends' band was playing) with our clothes laid out on the ground and i-did-not-use-a-condom. i had a little halfling going on because i was NOT turned on and her vag was loosey goosey. when i was ready to wrap shit up, i happened to be on top, so i told her i was about ready to finish things and she told me to cum on her tummy.
i complied.
then she told me to lick it off.

VGC:
what would you do?

[ExoXile]

You don't take gifts back, period.

[Ant]

cunt punt

[Phant]

what did YOU do

[G-Sides]

top secret.
but i will say,
what i did was pretty gross.

[Shade]

I would lick it up then spit it back in her face

[ExoXile]

I would take something and scrape everything into her belly button, then put a patch on it.

[Iris]

Eww sperm!

[G-Sides]

lick your own sperm off a gross whore's tummy, see if that doesn't ruin the rest of your day

[Angelwang]

i don't swallow, i wouldn't expect the guy to

also apathetic why didn't you fuck

[Ant]

the majority of guys find female squirting hot.

















...I know I do.

Although not that fake shit when it's just piss. that just makes me laugh.

[Angelwang]

so to fake cum you piss instead? who does that

my goal in life is to cum 4real now

[ExoXile]

Although not that fake shit when it's just piss. that just makes me laugh.


I believe the term is 'wee-wee.'

[Ant]

so to fake cum you piss instead? who does that

my goal in life is to cum 4real now

see it in a lot of asian porn. it's censored so they can get away with it. :shake:

[Angelwang]

they sensor porn? what sort of world do we live in

[ExoXile]

Lol, they can't view obscenity.
It's in the law.

[Angelwang]

but it's porn

[ExoXile]

While the 60 years after World War II saw the acceptance of uncensored pornography as freedom of expression in the West, Japan continued to consider it “injurious to public morals.” One still cannot legally buy a movie featuring fully visible hardcore action.
In recent years it seems that the definition of “injurious to public morals” has been relaxed. Ten years ago, pubic hair was censored: now it is not.
Hehu

[Apathetic]

i don't swallow, i wouldn't expect the guy to

also apathetic why didn't you fuck

IDW2
PROLLY BE A VIRGIN GOING INTO COLLEGE, IM MORE SANE THIS WAY

[BLUNTMASTER X]

the majority of guys find female squirting hot.

















...I know I do. !

[Angelwang]

what is idw2

[Shade]

the majority of guys find female squirting hot.

















...I know I do.

Totally. I used to think it was gross when I saw it in porn. Man does actual experience make you see things differently.

[Seelenfeuer]

what is idw2

"I don't want to"

[Angelwang]

what kind of 16 year old boy doesn't want to have sex, what is wrong with you

[Apathetic]

Im not 16 lol.

[Angelwang]

whatever, my point still stands

[Apathetic]

Not with any of the girls at my school, eewwwwwww. Sides that I dont come into contact with other females.

[Angelwang]

find better girls

[Shade]

Maybe he's religious or something

[Seelenfeuer]

Maybe he likes men.

[Shade]

Doubt it

[BLUNTMASTER X]

Maybe he likes men.~

[Apathetic]

No really keep it going, it was almost entertaining.

[Ant]

maybe he's a woman

[BLUNTMASTER X]

dont be a baby

[Apathetic]

baby?????? wat???? er??????


Was being serious, I need a funny reason to tell people so I figured you guys could help me. For some reason I laughed at ants, but then again anything ant says makes me lol.