DO YOU HAVE A GIRL/BOYFRIEND

[BLUNTMASTER X]

LETS TALK ROMANCE

[BLUNTMASTER X]

my gf is a cum bin

[Seelenfeuer]

I'm single and very happy about it.

[Angelwang]

My bf is great

x do you still have the same gf that cries over everything

[#061402]

Only Olga.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

My bf is great

x do you still have the same gf that cries over everythingi got a hotter one

[Angelwang]

pics

[Slade]

Second that pics. Just snuggle my post inside that post so they can request pics together.

No girls here, no boys...

[BLUNTMASTER X]

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/lady-gaga-pic.jpg

[fnool]

No

[Angelwang]

gaga ooh la la

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seriously, I showed mine

[BLUNTMASTER X]

ok

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http://i46.tinypic.com/2u4ufxf.jpg

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I THOUGHT DOUBLE POSTING IN BLOGS WAS DISABLED!!!

[Angelwang]

not bad, good job man.

[Phant]

I have an ex-gf.

[Angelwang]

pics

[BLUNTMASTER X]

from now on you gotta give pics if u say u have a gf/bf

[Phant]

so i don't have to give out pics of my ex-gf

[Seelenfeuer]

I've seen Phant's ex-girlfriend before. She was all right. I think they broke up around the time he started dressing like a Japanese prostitute.

[fnool]

ok

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http://i46.tinypic.com/2u4ufxf.jpg

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I THOUGHT DOUBLE POSTING IN BLOGS WAS DISABLED!!!

It wouldn't turn it off for parent forums for reasons I can't ascertain, so I just turned it off for DA and got bored and ate some pasta

[Phant]

I've seen Phant's ex-girlfriend before. She was all right. I think they broke up around the time he started dressing like a Japanese prostitute.


ah no no, that's my ex-ex.

[Angelwang]

It wouldn't turn it off for parent forums for reasons I can't ascertain, so I just turned it off for DA and got bored and ate some pasta

love pasta

[Ant]

wow, thanks buddy. :)

[fnool]

so ronery

I guess I'll have to resolve myself to getting busy with chicks twice my age (and then forgetting their names)...

[BLUNTMASTER X]

tell us more

[fnool]

Girl tells me my hat is rad.

Girl leads me outside, we pull.

Girl's (female) friend turns up outside. They pull. oh yeah

In a moment of drunken clarity, I realise she is probably about 35.

In a moment of drunken apathy, I continue unabated.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

did you fuck them both

[Ant]

tell them you own a site about video games and they'll be clamoring for your cock.

[fnool]

Actually I was so drunk that I probably did.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

i wanna fuck an older woman (not too old)

[Ant]

eh, figure I'll just wait till I'm older to fuck an older chick.

[Shade]

Gross. Old women have wrinkles and cankles

[ExoXile]

Free and ronery since cat disappeared.

Older women are more experienced. 8)
And the new year's party I was at all the gals were taken, WHAT THE HELL.
Arm wrestled at least 10 people though, and got a sexy score of 8.5 by probably the only single chick there but.. I was too drunk to realise. :(

[Linkman]

Booze and women don't mix.

[ExoXile]

That's a faulty statement.

[Seelenfeuer]

ah no no, that's my ex-ex.

That would mean that you started dating her again. You can have more than one ex-girlfriend at a time, buddy.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

Booze and women don't mix.yeah i kinda agree with this.... if you had a lil to drink its good but if you're too fucked up something horrible is bound to happen, i speak from experience

[Angelwang]

limp dicks are no fun

[ExoXile]

yeah i kinda agree with this.... if you had a lil to drink its good but if you're too fucked up something horrible is bound to happen, i speak from experience
If you mean the part where you yourself can't finish while the girl does so several times? Then yes, that is horrible.

[Phant]

That would mean that you started dating her again. You can have more than one ex-girlfriend at a time, buddy.

Weirdly, I was at her house just yesterday.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

horrible things that can/have happened to me from being too drunk:

- call girl by wrong name/forget name
- lose awareness of female emotional fragility, be too honest and/or fudge a compliment
- dick numbness where you're just railing on a chick and she's all like YEEEEEEEEAH FUCK ME and you're like 'fuck im chafing'
- related to this, when a girl is pretty much done and is trying to make you get off but you're like 'this is just painful, both physically and emotionally', there is always this desperate sadness in their eyes aughuhgu its awkward to think about
- unawareness of how hard you are biting
- accidentally put dick in wrong hole
- sort of pass out while getting boring blowjob

surprisingly i've never had limp dick but all the chicks i fuck are mad hot so yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

[ExoXile]

You're not taking into account that the chick should be drunk as well.
Obviously that's a stupid idea from the get-go.

But yeah, I wholly agree with you otherwisely.
What with the some drinking is ok while drunk sex blows.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

all the chicks i fuck are mad hotthis is a lie

[Sòlrök]

If they're anything like the ugly ass wankers in your sig, then its more than a lie, its a shit-faced, bare-toothed fabrication.

[Angelwang]

seizure inducing

[BLUNTMASTER X]

solrok regales females with tales of sim battle exploits to get them into bed

[Angelwang]

where are the pics of his gf

[BLUNTMASTER X]

where are the pics of his gfwho's

[Angelwang]

solrok

[BLUNTMASTER X]

solrok prolly doesnt have a gf

[Angelwang]

it says he's taken!

[BLUNTMASTER X]

solrok post gf

[Angelwang]

yes pix plz

[Sòlrök]

Actually, she loves my writing. So in a way, you're right.

And I don't feel like hosting any images right now. So maybe tomorrow.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

dont be a busta

[Angelwang]

c'mon, don't be like that

[BLUNTMASTER X]

post pic of gf and you can be part of VGC's elite cool krew

[Angelwang]

also post pic of yourself

[BLUNTMASTER X]

yeah lets see if you're hot

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like me

[Angelwang]

and me

[ExoXile]

Can we post people we'd totally want?

[Angelwang]

actually i kind of remember you posting a pic a long time ago but can't remember what you looked like. plus it was prob a crappy photo so post new pix

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Can we post people we'd totally want?

make new thread

[BLUNTMASTER X]

actually i kind of remember you posting a pic a long time ago but can't remember what you looked like. plus it was prob a crappy photo so post new pixme??

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love and romance is the new best blog

[Angelwang]

no solrok

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yes, i should be remodded. who even mods this

[Slade]

I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND IT'S PROBABLY MORE LIKELY THAT I'LL CASUALLY SPEND THE NIGHT WITH MY NAKED FLESH PRESSED AGAINST A CURRENT FRIEND OF MINE THAN A TRUE TO LIFE GIRL PARTNER FOR SOME TIME

I FEEL SO EXPOSED HAVING SHARED THAT

THIS FEELING... I MIGHT CUM

[BLUNTMASTER X]

make a thread about it

[Angelwang]

sim battle it out with yoself

[Slade]

make a thread about it
It's not that interesting, just got drunk and high and spent my night sucking on titties. I figure since I'm now enrolled with mostly younger fukken dick-craving young responsible women, something more exciting should happen. I'd be pretty alright with taking a dip in a pool outside the one I've been living in since high school.
sim battle it out with yoself
I have so many sim battle plans... perhaps now is the time to commence the True Simulation Battle Experience in HD.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

It's not that interesting, just got drunk and high and spent my night sucking on titties.FUCK MAN, POST ABOUT THIS SHIT

[Angelwang]

sounds pretty interesting to me

[BLUNTMASTER X]

we vgcers live interesting lives

[Angelwang]

only the best

[Slade]

so what do you do with your time
well I had this garden but the only really cool things were these potatoes...
hold on i gotta pee
alright...
k so what have you been doin
well I've been-
are you a virgin
what
LET'S MAKE OUT
...
LET'S GO TO YOUR PLACE


it's my belief that every so often, a young man is confronted with a situation in which there is no option but to hold a young woman in his big feathery arms

[BLUNTMASTER X]

we need a slade story thread please

[Angelwang]

do it

[Slade]

What you need, good posters of VGC, is not a story about a fated meeting between two young dreamers. You need to hear about WeedSmoke 2010. It just ended. I was high for like a week right up until classes started again. Now it's time to remove my weedsmoking priorities and replace them with the studies of maths and sciences.

[Angelwang]

study sex

[BLUNTMASTER X]

study sex!!

[Seelenfeuer]

This whole thread is awesome.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

i've said it once and i'll say it again

love and romance is the new best forum

[coromoro]

I really like this blog too. :cool: Not that I've actually contributed anything so far, but it's been fun reading. I'll say I am in pursue of a lady right now, not a specific lady but a lady. I'll keep you updated.

[Junior Senior]

me and poco are dating :love:

[Angelwang]

how often do you have sex

[BLUNTMASTER X]

I really like this blog too. :cool: Not that I've actually contributed anything so far, but it's been fun reading. I'll say I am in pursue of a lady right now, not a specific lady but a lady. I'll keep you updated.make thread