Romantic Situation

[Dexter]

So how is everyone doing with their romantic lives? Any recent girlfriends/boyfriends you want to talk about?

Ok, so I just took a long vacation with a girl I've been seeing since Dec of 2007. I had a great time, and admittedly it was pleasant having her for company. We spent 3 months together. That's, like, 90 days and 90 nights, in a foreign country, exploring new areas, seeing new sights, learning a new language, tasting new foods, etc.

Ever since we returned to Hawaii, however, I've felt like moving on. I kept quiet about it for the first couple days, but then decided it was best to tell her about it. Not easy! She got all ****y and illogical about things. Here I am trying to share my feelings with her and she thinks I'm attacking her! The nerve.

Pretty much I feel like my time with her was fun, romantic, and very adventurous. I'll never forget her and I feel I need the opportunity to prove that.

I suppose she has invested a lot of time in me, but thatís no reason for me to stay with her. I can move on if I want to, right? Well, I already have. I went on a date last night and it was nice to be with someone new.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Recently found out this girl was interested in me and was so close to asking her out, and then I realised I'm kinda liking my life right now and didn't want to be required to do anything. So I thought "nah, not gonna" and didn't and I'm glad I didn't.


although christmas is coming up. ****. could've gotten a badass gift.

[Dexter]

I think the best gift I got from a girlfriend was an Omega watch. So nice. Talk about a sugar-mommy.

[Slade]

Recently hung out with a girl for a while thinking we'd start dating... Even got to where we told each other we were interested. Then within a couple dates it became apparent that we had misconceptions about each other, which makes sense because we'd only been showing our good sides before.

So now I'm focusing on being more open with people I meet, but it's hard when there's a girl I want to impress! Gotta start hanging around the art and music buildings on campus because that's where the open-minded chicks are at.

edit: haha, wow. almost forgot that I also have to get a job

[Dexter]

You might think that, but I've been getting tons of chicks without having a job. I haven't worked for about 5 months now! As long as you have money and show that you have goals in life and responsibility, you can easily get around not having a job. I'll probably go the rest of the year without working.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

As long as you have money

you can easily get around not having a job.

most people don't have one without the other. Most people in college don't have both.

[Slade]

ding ding ding!


But I can see what you mean by having goals and responsibility. I think that's a big reason this last girl was interested in me.

[Dexter]

Yeah, you still have the aspirations and desires. People find themselves attracted to others who show great interest in their lives. Keep the passion, get the girl. Make them fight to be #1.

[#061402]

Here I am trying to share my feelings with her and she thinks I'm attacking her! The nerve..

If it's something I've learned over the years, it is that women always take a disagreement as a very serious argument and/or an verbal attack against them. :)

[Angelwang]

I would never date someone who didn't have a job at this age. They have to at least have a part time job.

I'm currently dating someone. He seems like a really nice guy so we'll see how it goes.

[Lord of Spam]

Ive been workingt way too much for way too long. I havent really has any new prospects for girls for some time. The closest I've come is talking more and more with an ex/currentfriend/who knows.

I plan on hanging out with her next time I make it back home, maybe something worthwhile will happen. I know the interest is common (we've talked about it) but certain aspects of my life dont appeal to her pretty strongly (party, smoke, drink, navy life in general) so who knows.

OH, had a possible interest in one chick that was kinda crazy and fun, but then she ****ed a mexican. That ended that.

[Klarth]

I have an ex-girlfriend who keeps sending me mixed signals. Could have worked had I asked her out a year or two ago, but I'm a spineless cock and she sprung the question on me back around May before cutting it off not long afterwards. More of a location issue than anything. Hung up? A little. Would be nice to get back together with her, but I'm in no hurry.

Another ex-girlfriend I wound up going to the states to see last year. Right after I'd had an emotional breakdown (which was nothing to do with teen angst or girly bullshit). That was a mistake. Most of what I feel towards her is just bitterness, but given that I only ever talk to her online these days, I'm grateful to have her almost entirely out of my life. There was a prospect of her coming to the UK with her current boyfriend and me being cajoled into touring them around London (no ****ing thanks).

I'm ambivalent about the whole thing.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

i have an on/off girlfriend who i've been seeing since i was 15 or so, and she's pretty much trained as to what i like/dislike

ergo i get 360s for my birthday and super-perfect blowjobs. life is sweet. *smokes cigar*

[Dexter]

I would never date someone who didn't have a job at this age. They have to at least have a part time job.

But why? If they can survive without working, and you actually like him, then it shouldn't matter, should it? They'd have more time to spend with you and more opportunities at working towards their personal goals. Work takes a lot of time out of our short lives, so if someone can find the chance to get around it for awhile and actually live a fulfilling life, then good for them, I say.

I'm sure Lord of Spam wouldn't want to get deployed out to sea for 6 months right when his wife's having a baby. Think of all the moments he'd miss out on because of his work. It would be especially bad if he wasn't even interested in his job, which I've found most sailors aren't, especially nukes. At least a CS has an opportunity for some artistic expression.

[Sòlrök]

Been with a girl for a year come the 5th of November. She's awesome, and brilliant but completely whacked in a lot of areas. Anytime I'm looking at anything with a female in it, she gets jealous and makes rude remarks at me. It's getting really annoying and she's not dealing with it, she just wants to shove it down and then not talk about it. She hates every one of my friends except one, and gets offended whenever I need time to do something by myself. Clingy is one hell of an understatement.

[Dexter]

She needs to learn trust and if she doesn't trust you then you should be offended and you need to tell her that. She needs to understand the damage she's dealing with those cards.

[Sòlrök]

Done and done. No change. She can't "trust me" because I used to look at porn.

Her conditions for a boyfriend before me were: Don't smoke, don't drink, be creative, and no porn. I'm lacking one of the above, so she's got that above my head and because of it thinks I'm looking at every chick's rack that happens to meander by.

[Xero]

Girls have been hitting on me quite a lot in the past 2 months. It's quite a shame. I've been pretty unlucky with the guys. All those I found hot ended up being straight and unbendable. Been gay for 3 years, still no bf and nobody in sight. Kinda sad.

[Shade]

Girl I'm with now is pretty cool.

[Dexter]

It's not that you're unlucky, Xero, but more that you're in a tough market. I mean, around here in Hawaii I've been able to find quite a few of them, which has been nice, but back in Oregon it was exceptionally seldom. Do you have any gay bars or clubs around?

[BLUNTMASTER X]

Been with a girl for a year come the 5th of November. She's awesome, and brilliant but completely whacked in a lot of areas. Anytime I'm looking at anything with a female in it, she gets jealous and makes rude remarks at me. It's getting really annoying and she's not dealing with it, she just wants to shove it down and then not talk about it. She hates every one of my friends except one, and gets offended whenever I need time to do something by myself. Clingy is one hell of an understatement.this is something my girlfriend did all the ****ing time and it annoyed the hell out of me.

just tell her to deal with it. seriously, she won't dump you over it.

[Xero]

It's not that you're unlucky, Xero, but more that you're in a tough market. I mean, around here in Hawaii I've been able to find quite a few of them, which has been nice, but back in Oregon it was exceptionally seldom. Do you have any gay bars or clubs around?

There's a gay village in Montreal and I spend a lot of time there because I'm a party dude. I've been to the same club and bar many times, but I usually go there with friends. Perhaps that's the problem. If I'm with other people, I'm less likely to be approached. As for me appraoching people, I've tried, but failed.

[Shade]

Just break off from your group and chill out at the bar. Dudes will come eventually.

[Lord of Spam]

I'm sure Lord of Spam wouldn't want to get deployed out to sea for 6 months right when his wife's having a baby. Think of all the moments he'd miss out on because of his work. It would be especially bad if he wasn't even interested in his job, which I've found most sailors aren't, especially nukes.

Thats actually the reason im not officially involved with the girl back home; neither of us are certain that we could handle the seperation issues. Oh, and i love my job.

At least a CS has an opportunity for some artistic expression.

You could not be more wrong if you tried. CS are the dumbest mother ****ers on the ship; you need only be able to breath to qualify. As for being creative, you're not making meals for a few friends or anything; you're mass cooking school cafeteria type meals that feed hundreds at a time. your meals come premixed in bags/boxes. You dont do anything but add water and heat. real creative.

oh, and everyone makes fun of you behind your back and is only nice to you because you can hook them up with snacks.:cookie:

[Dexter]

I don't believe that for a moment. It's a terrible generalization to say that all cooks are dumb. I have no doubt that there are some decent cooking sailors out there that use creative substitutions, especially on submarines. And what you talking about the boat and your job for? You're still in school, you brainwashed nub.

[Angelwang]

But why? If they can survive without working, and you actually like him, then it shouldn't matter, should it? They'd have more time to spend with you and more opportunities at working towards their personal goals. Work takes a lot of time out of our short lives, so if someone can find the chance to get around it for awhile and actually live a fulfilling life, then good for them, I say.

Because I find it strange and a lapse of judgement on the guys part. Most young people don't have so much money that they can live off of for years and still have fun and be able to live comfortably. And even if they do, I think they should still work to an extent to save up for later. When I hear that someone doesn't have a job and they are physically/mentally capable of having one then I immediately think that they're lazy. I'm not saying that everyone needs to be a workaholic like myself, but having a good job makes you look that much better.

it's all about the looks

[Xero]

Just break off from your group and chill out at the bar. Dudes will come eventually.

Yeah. Eventually.

...

Eventually.

[Lord of Spam]

I don't believe that for a moment. It's a terrible generalization to say that all cooks are dumb. I have no doubt that there are some decent cooking sailors out there that use creative substitutions, especially on submarines. And what you talking about the boat and your job for? You're still in school, you brainwashed nub.

You brought it up. And even if I am a nub, at least I had the balls to actually join. ;)

AS for not knowing, thats the experiance of numerous first classes comin at ya there, so dont just discount it out of hand. I mean seriously, think about it. You're cooking for HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE AT A TIME. Not to mention that (and you'd know this if you were actually in the navy) theres a procedure for everything. Which means that the first time one of your "creations" goes wrong, your *** is grass.

Dont lecture me on navy life, civilian.

[Dexter]

Man, they just make you think that the Navy is all uptight during boot camp and school. It's considered part of your training. The cooks are always goofing off in reality. I was just on the La Jolla submarine today and they were trying to make Egg Nog and some strange cinnamon bean soup. They follow recipe cards for simplicity and organization, but they seem free to do what they want and they’re not idiots by any means. They're well-respected from what I saw and from what I can tell crew's mess is the most homeliest place on the boat. Definitely the chill area. We watched Tropic Thunder and Dark Knight. Your first class petty officers are just following some goofy code. Trying to make nukes feel special and above everyone else, ostracizing and working up their clan. Don't fall for that crap.

Although I have no doubt that if your out on deployment and you go to war with China, the non-quals would be first to get out of the sub to get shot down, and they'd probably be followed by the cooks. Also, cooks are over manned and have trouble making rank. Nukes don't have that trouble. You got nub nukes that are 2nd classes, while experienced qualified cooks are still E-3, which seems goofy to me. Much of the Navy system, and I'm sure you'd agree, seems all messed up.

My friend that I go there with is a nuke. 2nd class ELT or something. He has his diver thingy under his pocket too. Pretty cool guy. You're going to have to visit when you get here. We'll be all like "aloha."

[Lord of Spam]

Man, they just make you think that the Navy is all uptight during boot camp and school. It's considered part of your training. The cooks are always goofing off in reality. I was just on the La Jolla submarine today and they were trying to make Egg Nog and some strange cinnamon bean soup. They follow recipe cards for simplicity and organization, but they seem free to do what they want and theyíre not idiots by any means. They're well-respected from what I saw and from what I can tell crew's mess is the most homeliest place on the boat. Definitely the chill area. We watched Tropic Thunder and Dark Knight. Your first class petty officers are just following some goofy code. Trying to make nukes feel special and above everyone else, ostracizing and working up their clan. Don't fall for that crap.

Although I have no doubt that if your out on deployment and you go to war with China, the non-quals would be first to get out of the sub to get shot down, and they'd probably be followed by the cooks. Also, cooks are over manned and have trouble making rank. Nukes don't have that trouble. You got nub nukes that are 2nd classes, while experienced qualified cooks are still E-3, which seems goofy to me. Much of the Navy system, and I'm sure you'd agree, seems all messed up.

My friend that I go there with is a nuke. 2nd class ELT or something. He has his diver thingy under his pocket too. Pretty cool guy. You're going to have to visit when you get here. We'll be all like "aloha."

ACtually, the command I'm at is chill as hell. Ive litterally gotten check outs on systems I cant even talk about while smoking with an instructor out on the smokepad.

As for nukes making rank faster... if you knew the **** we had to deal with, you'd understand. The amount of responsibility and knowledge we are required to retain is sometimes ****ing nuts.

End thread derail.

On more relationship-y news, pretty sure that things are gonna go well in late november :3

[Shade]

Same here. November's actually going to be a pretty great month all-around.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

why november

[Shade]

Pressure of college apps lifted, Thanksgiving, school gets easier, much more free time to chill with the girlfriend.

Oh and the color of the leaves hits the apex of beauty~

[Angelwang]

I hate November. That's when the snow comes.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

snow == bad ?

:confused:

[Dexter]

She lives at a place where there is far too much snow. I live in a place where there isn't enough snow. I'm not in a position where I'd want to completely trade with her, but if we combine our powers we might turn out with something amorous.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Oh and the color of the leaves hits the apex of beauty~

DRR NO YOU IDIOT all the trees are bare of leaves already. The apex was, like, two weeks ago and it was the best year in terms of colour. Mainly because of the record breaking rain. Brightest oranges and reds I've seen in the 15 years I've lived here.

November is snow time.

[Lord of Spam]

Snow sucks, leave changes are over rated.

palm trees year round ftw.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

that must suck

[Lord of Spam]

Hardly. I like my trees green and my skies blue.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

that must suck

[Ant]

it does.

[Angelwang]

i want trees

[Linkman]

stfu and move to New England. You get a little bit of everything.

[Shade]

DRR NO YOU IDIOT all the trees are bare of leaves already. The apex was, like, two weeks ago and it was the best year in terms of colour. Mainly because of the record breaking rain. Brightest oranges and reds I've seen in the 15 years I've lived here.

Uhhh no way dude. No idea what you're dealing with in ONTARIO like three hours away, but here the leaves are just hitting their stride and it's ****ing great.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

I live in front of forest, I can basically count the number of leaves on any given tree. And those that do have leaves are brown and dead waiting to fall.

[Angelwang]

It was actually nice today, +15. I really hope it's mild this year.

[Crazy K]

It went up into the 60's yesterday. Good day. :)

[Shade]

k, broke up with her. parted on good terms.

[Lord of Spam]

its actually warmed up here a bit in the last week or so

FOR BOTH WEATHER AND GIRLS LOL IM SO CLEVAR

[Angelwang]

k, broke up with her. parted on good terms.

Details!

[Klarth]

going to see my ex tomorrow

i hope the ***s smile upon me

[Shade]

Best of luck with that, man.

[Angelwang]

I am in a romantical situation. ahhh

[Breakman]

i've never been on a date in my entire life

[Klarth]

the roneriness will subside, my friend

I was there for the longest time, too

[Shade]

I am in a romantical situation. ahhh

Does that mean it's an awesome situation?

[BLUNTMASTER X]

going to see my ex tomorrow

i hope the ***s smile upon meis she hot

[Stalolin]

romantic situations suck

now awkward situations, that's where it's at

you can completely **** up someone's life in those situations

with romantic situations most people will get over it

but man if you like kiss your best friend then they're going to wonder if they're gay for the rest of their life

[Angelwang]

Oh man, I went on this date once and the guy was mega nervous. It was so awkward for him, meanwhile I'm all lol dude chillax. Never saw him again.

Does that mean it's an awesome situation?

Yes!

[Stalolin]

see a fun situation would be if i went up to angelwing and groped her with my excuse being "yeah i was giving you a free mammogram those things cost like 20 bux"

[Klarth]

is she hot

yes

no i'm not showing you dicks pictures of her, that would be rude

[Phant]

Recently hung out with a girl for a while thinking we'd start dating... Even got to where we told each other we were interested. Then within a couple dates it became apparent that we had misconceptions about each other, which makes sense because we'd only been showing our good sides before.

Is this who I think it is.
Can't remember her name so <_< she is pretty hot that's for sure. If, again, she is who I think it is.


Either ways, I've been going out with this girl that was interested in me a year back, but didn't talk to her because I was with my ex. Saw her at a pop, talked to her, we noticed we were "those kids" from a year back etc etc
Everything's going pretty well.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

yes

no i'm not showing you dicks pictures of her, that would be rudeis she into kinky ****

[Slade]

@phant: lol no. the whole point was she was someone new. I'd totally date her parents and dog, though, 'cause they were super badass.

[Phant]

She has a dog?
huh, didn't know that.

[Slade]

no, this is a chick I met a couple months ago we're talking about. SHE has a dog, and HER parents are awesome. not anyone you've talked to.


ANYWAYS, seeking out dates is postponed until I have cleared these objectives:
1. get a job
2. finish financial aid stuff at the college
3. get settled into my winter quarter classes

I should sign up for an art class if possible, since that's where I've had the best luck so far. schedule art class, go to first class wearing rugged but stylish clothes, ????, profit*

*girls

[BLUNTMASTER X]

arts subjects rule, my history class is like 100:1 girls to boys

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Oh man, I went on this date once and the guy was mega nervous. It was so awkward for him, meanwhile I'm all lol dude chillax. Never saw him again.

I don't even get why guys work themselves up so much and become so nervous. Setting themselves up for complete failure. Might as well not even show up if you're going to get so nervous.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

he probably liked you a lot and just wanted to impress you but got nervous because he didnt think he was good enough :(:(

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Man, guys are ****ing stupid.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

havent been on a date, like, ever

this is what happens when you get reliant on one chick

[Angelwang]

Yeah, why do you guys do that!

[BLUNTMASTER X]

give him another chance

whisper 'i wanna suck yo dick' in his ear halfway through the night just to send him into super turbo nervous mode

[Slade]

reading that reminded me of this

http://www.gamersgraveyard.com/repository/snes/peripherals/images/turbo_touch_360.jpg

SEE IT'S LIKE SHE TURNED ALL THE BUTTONS ON TO TURBO MODE

[Klarth]

hurr

got back from cambridge half an hour ago

i feel inadequate and utterly out of my depth

[Dark Bulb 4.3]

I don't even get why guys work themselves up so much and become so nervous. Setting themselves up for complete failure. Might as well not even show up if you're going to get so nervous.

man, my failure was badass then

Man do I know about that. Some people are just not confident dude. At all. It is a set up for failure :- *

[Vampiro V. Empire]

That's my point. They get so nervous about ****ing up that their nervousness ****s them up anyways. Self-fulfilling failure.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

hurr

got back from cambridge half an hour ago

i feel inadequate and utterly out of my depthwait, trip report

what happened

[Angelwang]

yeah what happened?

[#061402]

That's my point. They get so nervous about ****ing up that their nervousness ****s them up anyways. Self-fulfilling failure.

I've been told I'm never nervous and therefore not interested.

[Lord of Spam]

protip: always fap before a date

[Klarth]

wait, trip report

what happened
nothing happened

long and short of it: she's at cambridge, i'm doing nothing with my life, i wanted to talk to her about matters, but we both wound up just moaning to each other about how depressed we both are about ****ing everything. and she wouldn't shut up about the three or four guys she's pulled since the beginning of term, holy ****.

so now I just stare at her name on msn until she goes to bed at 2 and then I silently hate myself for being a nowhere nothing spineless dickhead the rest of the night. i mean, christ, i'm £60 in the hole from going up to see her at such short notice, and now i don't even have the balls to phone her, let along bug her online.

she is one of the most intelligent and personable people i have ever met (and she's insanely cute) and I have no sodding clue how I feel. all i know is that it crushes me to think of her getting hammered and grinding on a new guy every few nights; i was pretty sure she was above that ****.

besides that, i'm the least attentive person under the sun. i received a carnation on valentine's day this year and thought it was another pity thing (i mean, ****, valentine's day. trust in assumptions of crassness can hardly be misplaced). then i find out this summer that she's been waiting for me to ask her out. all in all, **** barely lasted a month and now I'm somehow more of a husk than usual

i figure the only thing i can do at this point is talk to a close mutual friend of ours, get some advice and try to figure out what the hell to do with this... this ****fest

seriously, cambridge, I still do not understand quite what she saw in me in the first place

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[#061402]

Sounds rough, netman. But, the way I see it, if she liked you back, she wouldn't really be doing **** with others. Chances are she's heartless and only uses guys for as long as they are beneficial to her.

[Lord of Spam]

maybe you should stick it in the pooper

idk, just an idea

[Shade]

all i know is that it crushes me to think of her getting hammered and grinding on a new guy every few nights; i was pretty sure she was above that ****.

Know how you feel, man. Hang in there.

[#061402]

I would actually advice against "hanging in there." I just went through the same thing after a two-year long relationship, took me nearly six months to recover. Cheesily speaking, your heart is fully capable of crushing you.

[Lord of Spam]

Jokes aside, **** or get off the pot. If you want to be with her, just ****ing make it happen. Either you'll fail and know that you tried, or continue being a snivvling little ****, wondering what happened.

Cant win without trying.

[Angelwang]

It's true. Plus girls usually want the guy to make the first move. sooo JUST DO IT

[BLUNTMASTER X]

ask her out and dont listen to matt miller

i cannot believe the ****ing RIDEMAN is telling someone to quit weed

[Klarth]

the dude i used to buy from got busted two months ago. have been raging ever since.

but yeah, i'm going to shoot off a quick message to the mutual friend at least

and take things from there

[Dark Bulb 4.3]

That's my point. They get so nervous about ****ing up that their nervousness ****s them up anyways. Self-fulfilling failure.

Agree. But some people really can't help it sometimes. Not having expertise in such an area can lead someone to be nervous. Growing up as a fatty with fuzzy hair, glasses, and fat is hard to look at. You grow up like that, even when you're not like that anymore, you sure feel like it, confidence levels way bellow your nutsack. It's torture to the extreme

protip: always fap before a date

Does this **** actually work, I tried this once. I got nervous, cause, I thought she'd be able to tell I'd fapped. When you're younger, this seems more awkward than what it should be.

Also, I remember looking at a phone book and the phone constantly over and over, between games, all the sorts. After about 2 weeks, I grew nuts and called my friend, asking how she was. She was shocked, was happy to hear from me, and invited me over for lunch. After I hung up, I was like "whoa, that was easy" DO IT CALL, the worst that can happen is verbal abuse!

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Plus girls usually want the guy to make the first move

girls really are stupid.

even worse when they play it off like they're not interested so you're like "****, SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER?" then you find out five years later she was as mega into you as you were her.

[Slade]

so from what I've experienced:

I. girls are dumb
II. girls who are dumb in the past continue to be dumb
III. girls who aren't dumb yet will only get dumber


That said, maybe I should talk to this girl in one of my science classes... She's got the "I'm mature" look to her, and she's dressed professionally pretty often. She caught my attention the other day when she WOULDN'T FRICKIN STOP resting her boobs against the corner of her desk. And shortly after that I realized she was full on paying attention to me. so yeah gotta be like "so how bout dem tectonic plates? :-*"

"maybe I'll let you subduct me, which might cause a lot of very deep tremors... maybe even an eruption or two."

[Vampiro V. Empire]

turns out she's a total whore.

or

will become a whore

[Dark Bulb 4.3]

vamp knows best

or vamp knows best future

totally give her an earthquake dude

[BLUNTMASTER X]

okay, NEVER FAP before a date if you're anticipating sex. i remember this one time a girl called me over basically for casual sex, so i fapped, got in the shower, then immediately went over to get it on

2 hours later she was in tears, my dick was raw and she was all like 'WHY WONT YOU CUUUUM, DONT YOU LIKE MEEEE?'

awkwarder than your grandma buying you a PS3 game for christmas

[Vampiro V. Empire]

always fap before a date. unless it seriously takes you that long to recover. Which in that case is pretty ****ed up. Usually only takes me a good thirty seconds.

[Lord of Spam]

okay, NEVER FAP before a date if you're anticipating sex. i remember this one time a girl called me over basically for casual sex, so i fapped, got in the shower, then immediately went over to get it on

2 hours later she was in tears, my dick was raw and she was all like 'WHY WONT YOU CUUUUM, DONT YOU LIKE MEEEE?'

awkwarder than your grandma buying you a PS3 game for christmas

aww little baby has a fragile little dick. you cant even go twice in one day? what a pussy. unless you fap with sandpaper or something, no excuse.

i cannot believe the ****ing RIDEMAN is telling someone to quit weed

holy ****, are you serious? POT as in THRONE as in TOILET. Hence, **** or get off the pot.

weed+sex=win

[BLUNTMASTER X]

just splurgin sperm everywhere

i think i may have had stage fright or some ****

[Vampiro V. Empire]

what a pussy

[BLUNTMASTER X]

AW JEEZ

[Angelwang]

girls really are stupid.

even worse when they play it off like they're not interested so you're like "****, SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER?" then you find out five years later she was as mega into you as you were her.

it's true

[Vampiro V. Empire]

I rage at your whole gender.

[Angelwang]

I do, too. Sometimes I wonder if I'm a real boy.

girls are not worth it. generally.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Too bad guys suck just as hard in other departments. Neither gender is worth the effort.

[Shade]

girls really are stupid.

even worse when they play it off like they're not interested so you're like "****, SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER?" then you find out five years later she was as mega into you as you were her.

That's happened to me a few times and it makes me rage like nothing else.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

werent you the guy who posted the chat log with all the terrible chat up lines, though? OKAY BUDDY

[Lord of Spam]

girls are not worth it. generally.


whoa whoa whoa, lets not be hastey here. i mean, i hate women, but i love boobs and vaginas.

[Dark Bulb 4.3]

he makes a good point

and you could only go once in a day?

**** man, I remember fappin 8 times in a day and doin it 5 times in a day. Where's the endurance X, I thought X was for XTREME.

[Dark Bulb 4.3]

I bled during the 8 fapathon

[BLUNTMASTER X]

i have gone more than once in a day i guess i just ****ed up jeez you guys

~cries~

[Angelwang]

i can go so many times in a day, man i love my boobs and vaginas

[#061402]

This suddenly got scary.

[Dark Bulb 4.3]

i can go so many times in a day, man i love my boobs and vaginas

like more than one vagina

**** everyone at work was wondering what the **** I was laugh/crying about just now :cool:

[Shade]

werent you the guy who posted the chat log with all the terrible chat up lines, though? OKAY BUDDY

hardly see how this is relevant. BUT IT WORKED SO I'M NOT COMPLAINING

[Lord of Spam]

i can go so many times in a day, man i love my boobs and vaginas

pretty easy when you dont have to do anything to be good except be alive :P

[Vampiro V. Empire]

turns out that **** hurts for most women after awhile.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

girls gotta work dat ***

[Klarth]

i wish i was more androgynous

[Vampiro V. Empire]

look at this hipster faggot