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Roger Smith
08-11-2007, 12:13 PM
Awww, don't cry Omni baby. It happens to the best of us, even omnipotent untouchable people like you lol.
kidz dying lol
Crazy K
08-11-2007, 02:50 PM
Roger are you acting out?
Roger Smith
08-11-2007, 02:52 PM
Only in JS's blog good sir.
Crazy K
08-11-2007, 02:58 PM
Is there something on your mind Roger? Are you mad? Are you sad? Did something bad happen to make you act out like this? Roger I can help you resolve your sadness.
lol
Roger Smith
08-11-2007, 10:31 PM
Your*
Sable Wind
08-13-2007, 05:11 PM
You're one to talk Roger, as if you have an impeccable grasp of the English language.
Also, I know a kid in my school who has pre-ejac problems. LOL!
Roger Smith
08-13-2007, 05:30 PM
You're one to talk Roger, as if you have an impeccable grasp of the English language.
On the internet. I have quite a strong grasp on the English lang in real life.
On the internet. I have quite a strong grasp on the English lang in real life.
I talked to you on the phone once and that is not a fact.
Also, I know a kid in my school who has pre-ejac problems. LOL!
Is his name Roger Smith?
Sable Wind
08-13-2007, 05:59 PM
hahaha
Also, Roger, if you can't keep the simplest grammar rules straight, no, you do not have a grasp of the English language, period. It is not just speaking that allows someone to call themselves fluent.
Roger Smith
08-13-2007, 06:04 PM
I talked to you on the phone once and that is not a fact.
When's the last time you ever heard someone using sophisticated language on the phone? But then again, your opinions matter about as much as mine these days.
Yeah. Rules. On the internet. About grammar. Your right Sable, i'm so stoopid.
Sable Wind
08-13-2007, 06:19 PM
No, see, I'm not saying that there are rules on the internet about grammar, I'm saying being that you do not seem to practice the proper grammatical forms on the internet without effort, I assume you to be too stupid to have grasped them initially.
People can say they're "lazy" on the internet, but the truth is, they're dumb and were too stupid to learn it correctly the first time. I certainly don't go around correcting my posts knowing that in the initial post I had made grammatical errors between "your" and "you're"--because I learned it right the first time, and do it naturally.
My point is Roger, no, you don't have a grasp of the English language, and you're a fool for thinking so. Thank *** we have Microsoft word for people like you.
Shade
08-13-2007, 07:31 PM
Don't forget Firefox and its wonderful spell check system!
When's the last time you ever heard someone using sophisticated language on the phone? But then again, your opinions matter about as much as mine these days.
You don't have to use sophisticated language to speak with correct grammar, Roger.
Sòlrök
08-14-2007, 01:09 AM
Awww, don't cry Omni baby. It happens to the best of us, even omnipotent untouchable people like you lol.
kidz dying lol
Revalations 22:20. "Surely, I come quickly..."
Sable Wind
08-14-2007, 03:16 AM
omg rofl I just repped you and now I can't for that brilliant post :(
Slade
08-14-2007, 06:53 PM
Man, I was expecting a lot of crying and humiliating stories.
Sòlrök: It's just "Revelation." :( happens to the coolest of us.
Shade
08-14-2007, 10:35 PM
one time i was whacking off and I came much earlier than I wanted to.
Jesse Smith
08-15-2007, 12:53 PM
Da English language has had a lot of changes over da last 2,000 years!!! In the KJV of da bible, I've seen music spelled musick!!!!
Daniel 6:18 Then the king went to his palace, and passed the night fasting: neither were instruments of musick brought before him: and his sleep went from him.
Uggggg!!!! Great thread to be talking about the bible!!!! *gags*
see you in hell, jesse smith
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/DeimosMan/towlierocks.png
Grave Wisdom
08-15-2007, 05:02 PM
As soon as I saw those n00ds of Omni's gf, I came in my pants without any hand intervention. Nice GF btw Omni!
Sable Wind
08-15-2007, 07:05 PM
wtf I've never seen omni's gf
Neither has he. Look at my signature quote! :D
Shade
08-15-2007, 07:21 PM
I love it.
Sable Wind
08-15-2007, 07:50 PM
PICS >:O
Maybe later. She's really shy and I'm not sure she'd approve.
Sable Wind
08-15-2007, 07:57 PM
**** that. She's hot >:O!!
Shade
08-15-2007, 08:27 PM
Does she come on VGC?
If not, it doesn't matter if she'd approve!
Roger Smith
08-15-2007, 09:29 PM
Way to invade my thread faggots.
Does she come on VGC?
If not, it doesn't matter if she'd approve!
She knows I go to this site. She might know who I am here, too. I don't know if she reads my posts.
Tell her to do it or you'll beat her.
And make you a sandwich while she's at it. :cool:
Junior Senior
08-18-2007, 02:00 PM
hey guys whats going on
Roger Smith
04-08-2008, 05:09 PM
alot, i fixed my premature ejaculation problem.
Junior Senior
04-09-2008, 01:16 PM
aww im so happy!!! it took 7 months to fix itself?
Roger Smith
04-09-2008, 01:53 PM
Things tend to work themselves out.
Skitzo Control
04-14-2008, 12:23 PM
I don't see why premature ejaculation is a problem. I see sex as a race, and the first to come is the winner. I sometimes place 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.:cool:
Roger Smith
04-14-2008, 01:05 PM
-head explodes-
Borealis
04-14-2008, 03:39 PM
Also, I know a kid in my school who has pre-ejac problems. LOL!
Pre-marital sex? Disgusting!
Skitzo Control
04-14-2008, 09:58 PM
-hedasplodes-
fix'd
Roger Smith
04-14-2008, 11:06 PM
Cumsplosion amirite?
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