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[Apathetic]

Yeah theres this fox at school and she hates me cause I just said to much crap to her. Anyways I'm going to continue to try and manipulate this situation as best as possible even though she stabs herself and walks off every time she sees me. I thought it would be fun to post in here plus this place seems kinda dead.

[The Judge]

Women are like refrigerators. Well cooled, 8 feet tall, about 500 pounds...

[Apathetic]

Ok, well this one is a lot more skinny than a fridge. With red hair and a hate me attitude. So really it seems more like the exact opposite.

[Dexter]

I took a girl out tonight. Her name's Jessica. 29 years old, school teacher, cute pet dog, good family. I took her snowboarding for the day and she didn't do so well up there. She was frustrated and it was depleting her energy fast. She was stuck in the powdery snow and she started to cry. I was laughing inside. Poor thing. She didn't care much for snowboarding, but she was glad she finally got to do it and she had fun.

I took her back to my place and we watched The Last Kiss. While in the midst of the film I paused it and after a few seconds of silence, she looks up at me and says "what is it?" then I said, with the utmost seriousness, "I can't believe you cried on our first date." Then she started hitting me with my pillow and tackled me. Hawt stuff. She's right beside me sleeping now. She looks so relaxed, so cozy.

That's what you need, Apathetic. Get yourself a gorgeous, smart, fun girl, and casually see her. See how it goes. If it works out, cool, if not, move on to the next. Dating's good for many reasons. Experience, self-learnage, and you get to create wonderful moments with many fascinating people.

[The Judge]

I like my women like I like my gravity.

Silent. And completely dead in space.

[Dexter]

Eww, no way. The conversations are too important. That's a huge part of the charm behind dating. Also, what about sexual noises?

[Zeta]

I like my women like I like my coffee...

... wai- I've never had coffee. :(

[Apathetic]

I took a girl out tonight. Her name's Jessica. 29 years old, school teacher, cute pet dog, good family. I took her snowboarding for the day and she didn't do so well up there. She was frustrated and it was depleting her energy fast. She was stuck in the powdery snow and she started to cry. I was laughing inside. Poor thing. She didn't care much for snowboarding, but she was glad she finally got to do it and she had fun.

I took her back to my place and we watched The Last Kiss. While in the midst of the film I paused it and after a few seconds of silence, she looks up at me and says "what is it?" then I said, with the utmost seriousness, "I can't believe you cried on our first date." Then she started hitting me with my pillow and tackled me. Hawt stuff. She's right beside me sleeping now. She looks so relaxed, so cozy.

That's what you need, Apathetic. Get yourself a gorgeous, smart, fun girl, and casually see her. See how it goes. If it works out, cool, if not, move on to the next. Dating's good for many reasons. Experience, self-learnage, and you get to create wonderful moments with many fascinating people.
lol yeesh dex you make it seem so easy. I would love to talk to you on aim, mines monololith

[The Judge]

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Chopped up and in the freezer.

[Dexter]

lol yeesh dex you make it seem so easy.

Well, it certainly isn't hard, and often just falls into your lap. I'm not even out looking for dates or romance, it just happens to come my way. I meet someone, we get along, we start seeing each other or friends get us together or something.

[Hypocider]

So wait, WHAT IS THE GOAL OF THIS MISSION?

[Stalolin]

Ok, well this one is a lot more skinny than a fridge. With red hair and a hate me attitude. So really it seems more like the exact opposite.

Red hair can only mean Irish.

And Irish can only mean drinking, sex, and baby eating.

I'd hit it.

[Dexter]

Of dating? Depends on the individual and situation, I suppose. For me fursonally, I like to get to know people. Having an opportunity for one-on-one conversations are nice. Sometimes a good conversation between two people just getting to know each other can be one of the wonders of living. I like learning about new girls, discovering what they're all about. Rarely do I go into a first date with the thought in my head "is she the one?" Most likely they won't be. They might be interesting enough to see again, and maybe something might grow from it eventually.

I like romance, too. I like introducing people to new things, just like I introduced Jessica into snowboarding. I created a moment, one that won't easily be forgotten. Making love's a very powerful activity, as well, but I won't go into that here.

How's your love life, Xenos?

[Apathetic]

Red hair can only mean Irish.

And Irish can only mean drinking, sex, and baby eating.

I'd hit it.
She takes french, and I dont think is near any of those three things. But maybe.

[Omni]

What did you do to make her hate you? What did you say?

Plus, try apologizing for whatever you did or said! It could work. Third, since a certain member who will not be named was banned, this blog is pretty dead, yeah.

[Otaku University]

ive got a red head fetish but the lady is brunette

:(

[Hypocider]

Can someone define the term "going out" and what exactly does it consist of?

[Dexter]

I would like to, but not until you answer my question. I asked first! Ignoring people isn't at all chivalrous.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Can someone define the term "going out" and what exactly does it consist of?

Dating/becoming "boyfriend and girlfriend."

[Omni]

I've found that since I moved to Florida, if I say I'm going out with a girl, people think I mean we're actually going somewhere when I'm trying to imply that we're an item.

[Hypocider]

I would like to, but not until you answer my question. I asked first! Ignoring people isn't at all chivalrous.

Nonexistant. There.

[Yonaka]

Shooby dooby scooby dooby.

[netman]

3 year bumping to wish apathetic congrats on his foxy endeavours!

[Apathetic]

Thanks netman. And yeah I did good, and no fnool I didn't get laid despite that being your go to rant. We just kissed a lot. I'm trying to steer clear of girls these days because I'm trying to get back to sports and school and video games and whatever else I do (this place). The same girl keeps reminding me she gets her braces off even though shes seeing other guys. Weird.
ON A MORE IMPORTANT NOTE.
I JUST MET NETMAN
READING JUDGE'S JOKES THEY ARE REALLY FUNNY
BUT MAIAN'S JOKE ROCKED HARDEST
NETMAN SEEMS PRETTY COOL

[Angelwang]

you met irl?

[BLUNTMASTER X]

I'm trying to steer clear of girls these days because I'm trying to get back to video games whoa

[Angelwang]

sounds about right

[BLUNTMASTER X]

i never understand when people give up a relatively undemanding aspect of their lifestyle to concentrate on something else

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remember proto man quit vgc because he wanted to focus more on getting his PE grades up

[#061402]

Seems like you pick the right chicks, rather. All I've had have demanded at least fifteen hours of attention a day.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

if a girl ever gets ratty just fuck her then she should be p. chill for a couple days

steer clear on periods tho

[#061402]

Actually my ex used to get horny during her periods. Was pretty cool.

[Angelwang]

i don't understand what's wrong with chicks these days. i'm good with once a week. maybe twice

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sex during periods is nasty

[BLUNTMASTER X]

sex owns but do it to much and you will get dick chafe and also not care any more

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your penis is a weapon that should be used with dignity and caution

[Angelwang]

plus your vaginal walls also get fucked up

[BLUNTMASTER X]

pro sex tips itt

[#061402]

i don't understand what's wrong with chicks these days. i'm good with once a week. maybe twice

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sex during periods is nasty

Meant more that instead of screaming and bitching at me she was suggestive. She lived in America. My dick ain't that long.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

sex during periods is nasty
~

[Apathetic]

i never understand when people give up a relatively undemanding aspect of their lifestyle to concentrate on something else

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remember proto man quit vgc because he wanted to focus more on getting his PE grades up

Basically when I get a text or call from a girl instead of responding I play halo 3. So far its worked pretty well.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

Basically when I get a text or call from a girl instead of responding I play halo 3. So far its worked pretty well.will you look back on these memories as an old man and smile

[Angelwang]

think of all the sex you're missing out on

[#061402]

But think of all the sweet kills he might have gotten if he was having sex instead.

[Apathetic]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9161/2m2ayoy.png
Its all efforts to be as cool as this guy.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

you can have both you know dude, fuck bitches play games all day

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http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9161/2m2ayoy.png
Its all efforts to be as cool as this guy.exactly

[Angelwang]

what's that guy playin

[Ant]

for not know that you get teh chair.

[BLUNTMASTER X]

FO3 you dumb bitch

[Angelwang]

who drew that shit, sucks balls

[Ant]

the x you dumb bitch

[BLUNTMASTER X]

YOU TELL HER

[Angelwang]

i am the dumb bitch

[Ant]

the dumb bitch you dumb bitch

[Angelwang]

right

[Omni]

Hey, bitch. You're dumb.

[Angelwang]

thanks for the clarification

[Ant]

hey dumb, your bitch

[ExoXile]

Where's this dog you're all calling dumb?

[Apathetic]

woof woof

[Junior Senior]

sex and periods