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Xero
11-01-2006, 10:24 AM
At work, there's a girl called Stephanie (she's 17 years old) who fell in love with a 30 years old guy a month ago.

Last week, her boyfriend was suppose to pick her up at 8PM at the shopping mall we're working in. At 10 PM, she had to go home by herself, because the guy didn't show up. Before she left, I asked her to tell me want went on, because I thought that was pretty ****ty to "forget" to pick your girlfriend up :rolleyes:

The next day, she cries out "HE SLEPT AROUND" The guy told he was busy ****ing another ***** while she was freezing outside. As an excuse, he added "I thought it wasen't going well between us" She got ****ed and told everyone.

The next week, she comes to me and sais "You might think I'm stupid, but I'm back with him. I love him too much." I tell her "You'll get mad again. He's gonna sleep around, I'm pretty sure." She sais "No no no. I told him to never do it again!" and I ended the conversation by saying "Yeah because your menaces are soooo scary huh? Remember. You're 17."


So I'm asking you guys if this girl is sane or is she just desperate.
Vampiro V. Empire
11-01-2006, 10:55 AM
Sane. Maybe not desperate. A lot of women stay with men who are clearly bad for them, reasons ranging from desperate, to childhood problems, to being too forgiving, etc.
Xero
11-01-2006, 12:03 PM
She likes to talk to people. Most of the time she tells us stuff about her past experiences that nobody gives a **** about (we tease her with it afterwards). She looks very happy and fine. She's very good looking. Her only flaw would be that she's fat.

I'd go with "too forgiving" then. She forgives too much. No matter what people can do to her, she keeps being nice.
Boner
11-01-2006, 01:57 PM
I say send her my way. I'll make her forget about him. Well, for a couple hours anyway. ;)
Xero
11-02-2006, 06:03 AM
lol

Some "boner" time would probably change her good :p:
Lord of Spam
11-02-2006, 06:11 AM
******* women are stupid.
Kiyoshi
11-24-2006, 09:46 PM
A little desperate, but still sane. And not all women are stupid, you're just sexist.
Vampiro V. Empire
11-25-2006, 04:15 AM
No, they're all stupid. But they can't help it.
Captain Cleanoff
11-26-2006, 03:35 PM
Treat her mean to keep her keen. He did it, therefore he hit it.
Kiyoshi
11-26-2006, 05:35 PM
Sexist.
Captain Cleanoff
11-26-2006, 05:37 PM
Sexist.
I didn't say I condoned it. That's just how it is.
Vampiro V. Empire
11-26-2006, 11:55 PM
Treat her mean to keep her keen. He did it, therefore he hit it.

Truer words never spoken.
Ant
11-27-2006, 12:04 AM
You humans and your emotions.
Kit
11-27-2006, 10:15 AM
Sexist.

GIMME THE 'MOTE CONTROL :mad:
Captain Cleanoff
11-27-2006, 08:33 PM
And while you're at it, grab me a beer.
Zeta
11-27-2006, 08:42 PM
Kitchen. Sandwich. Etc.
Vampiro V. Empire
11-27-2006, 08:48 PM
**** sandwiches. Turkey dinner, *****.


Then make sandwiches with the leftovers.
Captain Cleanoff
11-27-2006, 09:14 PM
Use a turkey fryer. And make sure the oil splatters onto you as you put it in the fryer. Dinner tastes so much better when the girl who makes it for me is crying.
Veiraza
12-01-2006, 08:21 PM
Imaginary friends don't count, *****.
Sapphire Rose
12-01-2006, 11:18 PM
Use a turkey fryer. And make sure the oil splatters onto you as you put it in the fryer. Dinner tastes so much better when the girl who makes it for me is crying.
She better have a bruise on her right eye and a bleeding vagoo out of raep.

Otherwise, it's no fun.
Kiyoshi
12-02-2006, 06:13 PM
Umm.... Ok... Still, sexist.
Vampiro V. Empire
12-02-2006, 07:31 PM
No one cares what a woman has to say.
Kit
12-02-2006, 08:08 PM
Umm.... Ok... Still, sexist.

SHUT UP AND GET COOKING! :mad:
Kiyoshi
12-02-2006, 08:20 PM
MAKE ME! All I do all day is cook and clean for you people but do I get any appreciation? NO! Cook your own turkey!
Omni
12-02-2006, 08:28 PM
Get back in that **** kitchen, woman! No appreciation for you!

P.S.
Don't spit your AIDS spit into my food.
Captain Cleanoff
12-02-2006, 08:30 PM
She better have a bruise on her right eye and a bleeding vagoo out of raep.

Otherwise, it's no fun.
A miscarried baby and a massive stomach bruise are also mandatory.
Kiyoshi
12-02-2006, 08:36 PM
I'm not going! And that's that! And you can't make me either!
Omni
12-02-2006, 08:41 PM
Yeah, your right, I can't make you, because if I beat you and you bleed, I might get the AIDS...

You'll go anyway since you want to be accepted somewhere...Now, make me a blueberry pie, woman!
Kiyoshi
12-02-2006, 09:08 PM
Never! I hate blueberry pie! I suppose that VGC thinking you have AIDS is a good thing. :D
Angelwang
01-13-2007, 09:36 PM
Banned to the kitchen!
Vampiro V. Empire
01-13-2007, 10:44 PM
bump