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~Snake~
11th July 2006, 09:45 PM
The Party animals

Writer: Jake Conser

Co-Writer: Zack Conser

Creator: Jake Conser


Cast:

Steven Calvin: Trevor Snarr ( smart football player)0
Ronny Williams : Aaron Ruell ( funny roommate druggy) 0
Tevin Kangaroo : Danny Masterson ( druggy , drunk , cheater,)0
Denny Wang : Nick Swardson ( gay, prono-selling prostitute) 0
Sir Bobby Newton : John Heder ( White wigger )0
Rick : Sam Huntington ( evil geek )0
Deputy Wang: Rob McElhenney ( a guy who thinks he’s a cop )0
Gavin : Charlie Day (retard cross dresser)
Walker: Chad Lindberg ( drug dealer)
Russ: Vern Troyer ( ninja)
Ben: Martin Klebba ( gay ninja )
Jesse: Mackenzie Crook ( Bartender )
Sally: Pamela Anderson ( stupid blonde )0
Wendy: Carmen Electra ( wild women)0
Derek: Zack Conser ( Store owner )
Joe/bill: Jake Conser ( robber/Jessica assistant)
Jamie: Thomas Lennon ( gay male striper )
Jessica Simpson: as herself ( host of the Jessica Simpson show )
Honey: Leslie Bibb ( stripper )
Tina : Julie Bowen ( Hooker )
Jena: Lesli Margherita ( Stevens gf )
Farley : Dan Dailey( Crazy dude)
Hank: FRANCK FOLLY(newfaces.com) ( Garbage man )
Vince: James Marsters ( cop )
Lisa: Whitney Allen (cop)
Father Winenuts : RICHARD ( priest that wants kid in his bed) 0
Coffee: NAVIN ( coffee shop guy, comic book guy , Etc….)0
Professor white : Dustin diamond
Professor nats : Michael Jordan
Professor James ,john ,peter and Jesus: mike Meyers0
Professor KNOCKERS : Cory Feldman
Kip: Seth green0
Butch: Dane cook0







Pilot

Theme song: party all the time
(dorm 666)
Steven: ahhh what time is it dude

Ronny: **** man its 9 o’clock man

Steven: didn’t we have to be at chemistry at 8

Ronny: yeah so I aint going

Steven: what do we have after that

Ronny: you have ****ing math and I have study hall

Steven : ha well doesn’t chemistry end at 10:30

Ronny: yeah screw that im gonna go jerk off in the bath room

Steven: im gonna go to chemistry

(runs to building)
Professor john : and that’s why we don’t mix those ahhh MR. Calvin your late where is Ronny

Steven: he died that’s why im late

Professor john : ok sorry I thought he would have been jerking off

Sally: sir he probably is sir when me and Wendy were over there he did that right in front of us

Professor john: holy ****


Steven: umm no way that’s bull crap
(walks down to sit down)

Tevin: so where’s he jerking off this time

Steven: bathroom

Dennys: how come he always does that when im not around

Tevin: maybe cause you’re a fag

Dennys: that’s offensive to me

Steven: that’s why cause your bent

Dennys: 1st off im not gay and 2nd of all your bent

Tevin: hahaha hey john isn’t dennys gay

Professor john: its professor john and yes he is he tried to rape me on countless occasions

Dennys: I would never do that

Deputy Wang : brother dennys you are under arrest

Tevin: your not a ****ing cop

Deputy Wang: what are you talking about I am totally a cop see look at this badge

Tevin: you got that out of a **** cereal box!

Steven: break it up babies

Dennys: ohhhhooohhhhoohohho babies yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss guy babies

(They all just stare at dennys)

(Pilot ends)

Sir Ashen
11th July 2006, 09:53 PM
pure omg That there Dan dailey will totaly be THE ****ING BEST!!