Dexter broke his gf's bed.

[Hypocider]

No, seriously.


Also

sammy wammy xp (12:42:01 PM): you can't see in that pic, but he did :-(
sammy wammy xp (12:42:13 PM): seriously, it bled and everything

[The Judge]

HA! I KNEW HE JAMMED IT INTO HER WALRUS SNATCH SO HARD SHE BROKE!

[mis0]

Wow. Just, um, wow. I'm getting some less-than-pleasant imagery here. :(

[Poison]

THAT CAN MEAN ANYTHING, MAYBE HER NOSE BLED!!!!

Dexter is becoming more and more like an online predator. Judge, take notes.

[Fadedblood]

Disturbing.

[ASUKA]

Oh gee, that's priceless. And there's an awkward image in my head now.

[Hypocider]

I'm being serious ... he broke her bed.

[Lord of Spam]

Wait, are you guys suprised? Chicks bleed on their first time. Thats what happens.

[ASUKA]

Wait, are you guys suprised? Chicks bleed on their first time. Thats what happens.

Not all girls bleed their first time.
Most girls break their hymen way before they even have sex for the first time.

[mis0]

Wait, are you guys suprised? Chicks bleed on their first time. Thats what happens.
I'm surprised that they had sex, and primarily that it was extreme enough to break their bed. I'm not surprised at all about a broken hymen, seeing as it's only natural.

[Hypocider]

Sigh, fingering. Does it hurt the chicks alot?

[mis0]

If you finger with something such as a tuning fork, you may experience less-than-pleasant results. Other than that, you're in for good, solid hours of orgasmic fun.

[Hypocider]

What about a cactus?

[mis0]

If you pull out the needles first, and then lube that bad boy up, they can prove to make for one sensual night.

[Zeta]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/Kvar/DA%20Stuff/Cactus.jpg

[Sapphire Rose]

If you finger with something such as a tuning fork, you may experience less-than-pleasant results. Other than that, you're in for good, solid hours of orgasmic fun.
#1 Reason I wish I was a female. :(

@Zeta: Not only would that tear a female in half, she'd be poked in more way than one.

Edit: You guys do realize, of course, that this is because Dexter is (unlike me) a REAL MAN. :D

[Aesthetic]

Wow. Just, um, wow. I'm getting some less-than-pleasant imagery here. :(

You're telling me. It kinda hurt, too. But it's getting better. The fur gets it every time :(

[Klarth]

aaaaaaaaaahhh

[Ant]

The fur...wtf? Are we talking about the magical forest of sammy wammy?!

In any case, I'm going to just say the bed was poorly built!

[Hypocider]

I though penises are a tad furry at the base, too.

[Ant]

ALL THIS TALK OF FUR IS MAKING ME WAN- YIFF YIFF YIFF!

[Lord of Spam]

The fur...wtf? Are we talking about the magical forest of sammy wammy?!

In any case, I'm going to just say the bed was poorly built!


beard+labia=pain, I assume.

And even if the hymen is broken, that area still isnt used to being that stretched out, so tearing is possible.

[The Judge]

You guys are all wrong. He just slapped his dick in carpetting as a condom and slammed the living fuck out of her.

[mis0]

That was not necessary, Judge.

[The Judge]

Most things I say aren't.

Doesn't stop me from saying them.

[mis0]

If I were Ant, you'd probably be dead/living with severe head trauma by now. Luckily for me, I'm not a mentally and physically obtuse, loli-obsessed young man.

[The Judge]

If I were Ant, you'd probably be dead/living with severe head trauma by now. Luckily for me, I'm not a mentally and physically obtuse, loli-obsessed young man.
If you were Ant you wouldn't be able to summon the will to come do anything to me and you'd know full well you'd be dead 4 times before you got to my doorstep.

[keyartist]

Well hopefully after he gave a royal pounding he bought a new bed.

[Ant]

If I were Ant, you'd probably be dead/living with severe head trauma by now. Luckily for me, I'm not a mentally and physically obtuse, loli-obsessed young man.

Are you trying to turn me on?

[Lord of Spam]

I know I came.

[Sadinymph]

I think that it is quite funny, that everyone assumes, that since she bled it was somthing sexual.

And, I BROKE HER ****ING BED!

[The Judge]

You were banned from this blog, remember?

[Ant]

I think that it is quite funny, that everyone assumes, that since she bled it was somthing sexual.

And, I BROKE HER ****ING BED!

If so then this entire thread and thread title is one big fat stinky lie. so stinky...so fat.

[Lord of Spam]

the initial reaction is to say "just like you"

ah hell

just like you

[Ant]

nice one :(

[Lord of Spam]

you had to have meant that as a set up:(

[Ant]

Nay, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!

[Poison]

Dexter is like:

http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r//tomoyo109.png

[Apathetic]

You guys are all wrong. He just slapped his dick in carpetting as a condom and slammed the living fuck out of her.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Judge again.

[mis0]

Are you trying to turn me on?
How would me pretending to be you be in any way sexu...

Oh. Nevermind, you sick sick freak. :/

[Ant]

Oh yeah, you know you like it.

[The Judge]

I know I do

[Lord of Spam]

fap fap fap

[Darksong X]

Razor Fur (Su): As a reflexive action a Furry can cause all the hair on his/her body to become rigid and sharp as needles. This razor fur deals an extra 2d4 damage on a successful "Hit It" roll.

[Slade]

lol extra 2d4 damage to bed

[The Judge]

The bed only had a hardness of 5 and 2 hp. Dex managed to roll max damage. :(

[Lord of Spam]

can you crit on a "hit it" roll? If so, what it the crit range/mulitplier on that attack?

[Klarth]

GET LAID YOU GEEKS

WELL, LOS NEEDS TO GET LAID MORE OFTEN

JUDGE JUST NEEDS TO GET LAID

[The Judge]

Give me until next weekend and I bet I'll accomplish it.

...And the crit multiplier is actually 19-20/x3 because of the keen quality on the fur.

[Klarth]

YOU ****ING LOSER

In other news, the jury's still out on whether or not Dexter's spire of northern frost crossed Aesthetic's gates of attrition.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS

[mis0]

I agree with Klarth, you nerds need to be laid/laid more often. This thread is now as nerdy and degenerate as Ant. Obviously, it's no good.

[Ant]

"degenerates as Ant"

eh?

[mis0]

Well, come on, you're like the nerdiest nerd in DA, man. And you're kinda degenerate-looking too. Judge would affirm this.

[Ant]

I'd like to say I'm more so just casual, but true, I normally don't give a **** how I look. The only times I do is when I have a job interview, or if I have to go to some fancy dinner party, and can't forget the times when you fight the dragon.

As for my nerd factor, it's high, I know that much. Nonetheless...meh

[Klarth]

ANTBOX IS HUGE.

[mis0]

ANTBOX IS DEGENERATE

something about it is just so fun to say ^____________________^

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Ant's a nerd? Huh...

[mis0]

ant is a dorito monster

[Ant]

****, some doritos right now would be great :(

[Klarth]

I want a ball of fat

[mis0]

I want a puppy named AMG MUGEN MAZDASPEED THE SPACE DOG but we all don't get what we want.

[Klarth]

I was REFERRING to ant

[Ant]

Why ever would you say such a thing? You so crazy Klarth. ;p

[Klarth]

Shut it, fatty.

[mis0]

i was refering to a little puppy

fukken ninjad

[Klarth]

Shut it, slutty.

[mis0]

GET BENT CRUMPET HOARDER

[Klarth]

Shut it, FNAAAARGH JASHUASIDFH NUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EIIIIIAAAAAH

[mis0]

Shut it, FNAAAARGH JASHUASIDFH NUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EIIIIIAAAAAH
i do no understand these use memes human!

[The Judge]

I would not count Ant as a nerd for the same reason I wouldn't count myself as one:

Nerds are smart. Like, really smart.

That leaves us with being dorks. The same as Mike, except he's smart, so he's a nerdy dork. Or a dorky nerd. Actually, I think the second one goes best.

And yeah, unlike him, I give a rats ass about how I look. I'm gay for fashion.

[Klarth]

I'm a geeky nerd.

Nerds = Intelligent, sophisticated, socially awkward
Geeks = Obsessive, well-spoken, socially awkward
Dorks = Pathetic, drab, socially awkward

[Zeta]

Dorky dork.

[Ant]

Your definitions suck. Cause I can't put myself into any of those(lol not even the dork one).

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Yeah, nor can I. Fail.

[Klarth]

Fine.

Nerds = Intelligent, sophisticated, literate, studious, socially awkward
Geeks = Obsessive, humorous, well-spoken, computer-literate, socially awkward
Dorks = Pathetic, drab, scorning of popular culture, socially awkward

[Ant]

Fine, Geek then. Although I do enjoy scorning popular culture quite a bit.

[Klarth]

Dorky geek.

[mis0]

I think I'm more of a nerdish-jerk than anything myself. I'm not so much socially awkward as I am offensive. However, I can be quite sophisticated and eloquent at the same time.

[The Judge]

Nerd: Smart, socially awkward with anyone who isn't a nerd.
Geek: Socially Awkward with anyone outside their small circle of friends (including other geeks), overly-obsessive, usually has a physical ailment (runny nose, impaired vision, etc).
Dork: Likes things not extremely popular amoungst those who make said rules (ie. popular people), maintain a small level of social awareness.

This is why I said I'm a dork, except probably with more social awareness than some. During highschool, me and my friends were considered "cool dorks." That being we did dorky things but were still liked and well known.

[Ant]

win lock thread

[Lord of Spam]

I'm not socially awkward at all, especially once you get a few drinks in me:(

In fact, get me slightly buzzed (just enough to be loose, but not enough to be incoherent, about 4-7 drinks) and I'm a regular party animal.

Anything past 7 and speech slurs and the idioctic ideas start to get acted on (I wonder if I can burn off all the hair on my arms before anyone smells it?)

[Ant]

I think that can go for ANYONE who drinks.

[The Judge]

Some people aren't as daring when they're drunk.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Dork: Likes things not extremely popular amoungst those who make said rules (ie. popular people), maintain a small level of social awareness.

Dorks are just as socially awkward as geeks and nerds. Possibly even more so.

[Lord of Spam]

I think that can go for ANYONE who drinks.

Nah. Some like to sit around be think about stuff, some are quiet, some are goofy and awkward, some fall real easy, etc.

I just loosen up and become everyones best bud. I also like to dance. Badly.

[mis0]

When I drink I'm even more hostile than normal. Which is one of the many reasons I don't.

[Lord of Spam]

try pot. Should mellow you out.

[mis0]

DURGZ R BADE!!1

No, seriously, I'm pretty mellow when I just avoid all of the above.

[Lord of Spam]

I SAID TRY POT, *******IT. DONT YOU RECOGNIZE PEER PRESURE WHEN YOU SEE IT?

[The Judge]

This is delicious pot. You must try it!

[sniper]

I've heard that cocaine really mellows you out.

[The Judge]

I know it helps me get through my day.

[Lord of Spam]

If by mellow out you mean "turn you into an energectic, loudmouthed *******" then yes.

Yes it does.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

I SAID TRY POT, *******IT. DONT YOU RECOGNIZE PEER PRESURE WHEN YOU SEE IT?

I do, now I'm hooked.

[Lord of Spam]

gateway drug

[Zeta]

Peer pressure doesn't work on me. I'll only do it if some famous idiot is doing it.

[mis0]

STOP TRYING TO PEER PRESSURE ME GUYS I DON'T WANNA.

i'll just be the designated driver ok please don't kill/murder/homicide me.

[Darksong X]

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

[Lord of Spam]

STOP TRYING TO PEER PRESSURE ME GUYS I DON'T WANNA.

i'll just be the designated driver ok please don't kill/murder/homicide me.


hay man i just baked sum brownies u want one lol

[Dexter]

Hey guys, when girls say they want closure, does that mean they don't want a continued friendship? :(

[Lord of Spam]

haha yeah, pretty much.

Owned.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Not necessarily. CONTEXT GET?!

[Lord of Spam]

No.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Yes.

[Lord of Spam]

no

[Dexter]

****!!! :mad:

[Vampiro V. Empire]

yes

[Lord of Spam]

no.

[Dexter]

Which is it??? :confused: :(

[Lord of Spam]

I'm not sure, since I dont know the whole story. That being said, I'd venture a guess that its over.

[Ant]

It means she wants to move on and doesn't want you to be part of her life anymore. Thus, closure.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

Yeah, if we're assuming, then it's completely over. But like I said, it could be totally different... depending on the context.

[Dreadnought]

Dexter is like:

http://manga.clone-army.org/t42r//tomoyo109.png

SAUCE.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

b7 for testicles. I can see testicles.

[Ant]

ANOTHER INCIDENT OF BALL SHOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&BB&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&B&&B&BB&B&B&&B&B&B&BB&

I DEMAND JUSTICE!

[Lord of Spam]

ZOMG IM OFENDED B&B&B&B&B& ZOMG

[Slade]

I'm not offended. In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing a million testicles a day, but for the sake of keeping this site kid friendly, I dissaprove. We are the world, we are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving. There's a choice we're making... We're saving our own lives. It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me.

[Dexter]

How will I ever find out if she got a new bed or not with complete closure in my way? There must be some sort of a loophole.

[Ant]

The mystery will live on forever.

[Slade]

I'm almost positive you could just ask her no matter what your relationship status is. Just call up some day(use a pay phone if it's really that bad:() and say, "Hey did you get a new bed?" It's not like she'll refuse to tell you.

[Ant]

Be funny if she did though.

[Staev]

How will I ever find out if she got a new bed or not with complete closure in my way? There must be some sort of a loophole.

You have the worst av on the internet.

It is proof-positive that you have never touched a woman.

Stop being a sexual deviant this instant.

EDIT:

Flyer says your av is the faggiest thing since fags came to fagtown. I'm inclined to agree.

[Vampiro V. Empire]

I wouldn't mind seeing a million testicles a day

Stopped reading thread at this point. I'll assume I didn't miss much.

[Slade]

uh idk just a bunch of talk about girls n stuff

[Vampiro V. Empire]

GIRLS YOU SAY?!

[Zeta]

I lol every time I see this thread title.

[Lord of Spam]

GIRLS YOU SAY?!

not on my internet

[Staev]

Furfags! AUGH! >:0

[Zeta]

YIFF YOFF YUFF

[Lord of Spam]

yuff... yuffy... ZOMG

zeta loves FF7! KILL HIM

[Aesthetic]

It's not like she'll refuse to tell you.

o rly

[Roger Smith]

Hah, I remember this thread!

Great bump for justice!

[Slade]

o rly
This is proofs that womenz are psychotic.

[Angelwang]

As if you didn't already know.

[Hypocider]

Random.

[Slade]

As if you didn't already know.

As if I didn't already... Wait, you're right. It's just nice to reaffirm the truth every once in a while.

[Shade]

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