The Devil Went Down To Detroit (parody of the Charlie Daniels band)

[Captain Cleanoff]

The devil went down to Detroit, he was lookin for a car to sell,
He forsaketh the Lord and bought a Ford, lookin to send some people to hell
When he came across this young man driving a Chevy and makin it last,
And the devil jumped into the righthand seat and said "Boy, let me tell you fast,

"I bet you didnt know it, but I'm a street racer too,
And if you didnt care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you"
"Now you drive a pretty good Chevy boy, but give the devil the floor:
I'd bet my Ford against your Chevy now, cuz I think mine's better than yours"

The boy said "My name's Johnny and right now I'm feelin' bored,
so I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cuz my Chevy's gonna bet your Ford!"
Johnny you pop the clutch and drive your Chevy fast,
Cuz hell's broke loose in Detroit, that Ford won't come in last!
And if you win you get this shiny brand new Cadillac,
But if you lose, the Devil takes it back!


The devil revved in his Mustang and said "I'll start this race",
And fire flew from his exhaust as he picked up the pace,
And he revved up his car and then he listened to the crack.
Then a band of demons joined in and they shredded around the track.
When the devil finished Johnny said, "Well you're pretty good ol' son,
But sit down in the right hand seat of my Camaro, for a run!"

Fire on the hood now, run boys run!
The devil's in the car with the big block gun!
Charging in the Chevy, pavement a mess!
"Johnny does your car bite" "Yes devil yes"

The devil bowed his head because he knew his Ford was thrashed.
He pulled up at Johnny's front door with that sweet Cadillac!
Johnny said "Devil bring another Ford if you ever want to try again,
I told you once you son of a *****, my Chevy will always win!"

And there's a fire on the hood now, run boys run!
The devil's in the car with the big block gun!
Charging in the Chevy, pavement a mess!
"Johnny does your car bite" "Yes devil yes"

[Philsdad]

Nice, did you write that? Here's another parody that's been around awhile.

The Devil went to Jamaica. He was looking to sell some weed.
He was doing fine; they were standing in line.
It was excellent weed indeed.
When he came upon this young man who was likewise peddling pot
and the Devil slid down the beach to the kid and said "Boy let me tell you what...
I guess you kinda figured I'm a reeferhead of course,
and after all this time, I guess that I'm a connoisseur of sorts.
Now your stuff smells ok, but this could tranquilize a horse.
I'll bet a million in cash against your stash cuz I think mine's better than yours."
The boy said "My name's Johnny and you ain't smoked nothing yet.
One hit of this grass will kick your ***! You got yourself a bet."

Johnny roll a ball of hash and make sure it's the bomb
cuz the Devil's got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam...
You'll get a million smackaroos in cash if you can cope,
but if you can't, the Devil will get your dope!

The Devil packed a bong with a little Acapulco Gold
and resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl.
He filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit.
And as they passed it back and forth, it gave em both a coughing fit.

(cough, cough, cough...)

When the bowl was finished Johnny said "Hey man that stuff was great!
But fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegetate!"
Cannabis sativa, sweet Mary Jane. The Devil's in the back yard, frying his brain.
Zig zag filled with the diggity dank Hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank..

The Devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned,
and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that Johnny owned.
Johnny said "Devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz...
I done told you once, you son of a *****, mine's the best there ever was!"
And they fired up doobies one by one. Ain't gonna stop till the bag is done
Green as a bullfrog, sticky as glue... Granny do you get high? "Yes I do."